Christian Bale Rant: Batman Edition (Snippet)

[cyberretro13]

batman what are your parents getting you for christmas *batman smacks robin* MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

[Vengeance31]

See I knew you never trust a guy with a name like Shane. Thanx Christian.

[Ethan27771]

Did anybody see Batman throw the Sigirat at the dude....lmfao this is funny af!!

[thatguywithanipod]

ironic that Batman says "stfu bruce"

[TheKazey1]

Poor Robin he looks so scared :-(

[MicahTheZombie]

I want batman to rip my fucking tights down~

[ThePhoenixAvalon]

Am I the only one who noticed his accent switches back and forth during the rant?

[rockbizz]

31 people just went NOOO! NOOOOO!

[Vectornyi]

Best Christian Bale performance ever

[DonkeyKongTie]

Lols.

[LauVMz]

HAHAHAHAHAJHA BETTER THAN I'DPICTURED!

GREAT JOB!

[ThePhoenixAvalon]

Those 30 dislikes are amateurs. 

[orkavorn]

I love the stroppy "No!" at 0:23!

[91MrWiseguy]

you fucking nailed it..its just right on the money

[glitterbugstar]

LOL, I can't stop laughing.. this is awesome

[Killerbatman831]

This was one of the funniest videos I have ever seen lol

[BirdiewasHere]

Poor Robin he looks so scared xD

[EWGFus3r]

i hate sidekicks

[DeMan0666]

The Most Epic Rant.



[clydhie]

but he's bruce...

[nickel721]

LOL love it lol

[mayraymauri]

To my opinion... Batman is the only movie where I would say to keep it apart from what the actual comic is, somehow Robin fits pretty good in the comics and cartoons but in the action movies I just don't see it, and didn't even like robin in the first batman movies... I think Batman in the action movies should be the lonely hero... that's it.

[Dstorm20xx]

"No, shut the fuck up bruce"

... wut...

[mayraymauri]

I can see this a thousand times.. and still laugh I don't know why but it's hilarious!!!... wel done!!

[verylazynigger]

why is batman fat?



[TheOtterotter]

well done!! nicely animated. good job lol so f***king hilarious lol

[KORuthless]

@bcmoten hey you! watch closely

[mztguitar]

so far this one is the best! the funniest animation... in my opinion... lol

[mztguitar]

I bet chritian bale loves this!!! this is freaking hilarious!!

[mztguitar]

Love it!!!! hahahahahahaha

[kidmero77]

hahaha YES!



[InceptionBegins]

No wonder Nolan doesn't want Dick Grayson in the movie. Fucking useless!

[chango000000]

@InceptionBegins actually christian bale wanted to use robin, christian bale said that if robin was in the movie, then he wouldn't be batman.

[Z0M3GA]

@chango000000 I thought it was Nolan who didnt want Robin, and Bale just said that he wouldnt return only if someone besides Nolan was to direct.

[chango000000]

@Z0M3GA your getting confused, bale said both that if robin was in the movie, then he wouldn't be batman, he also said that if nolan didn't direct it, he wouldn't be batman. and this is absolutely true. Nolan likes robin, once things go through the internet, they get messed up, and taken the wrong way.

[Z0M3GA]

@chango000000 Ohh okay, well this is the last Nolan Batman movie right? And Robin isnt in it is he?

[chango000000]

Respond to this video... excuse me, I meant nolan wanted to use robin



[Litfassseule]

fuck counter: OVER 9000

[CamiloSanchez1979]

Very good animation, which software did you use?

[7yankee10]

:45 is my favorite part...

[MrConorCool]

looks like batman gots da titties

[sacpelicancom]

THe mouth animation is totaly synchronized ! Nice Job.

[XChristyX123]

The fat Batman is so cute( ´∀`)

[wondererx]

when was this? lol

[pyrogyra72]

Batman? Looks more like Fatman to me.

[pyrogyra72]

No wonder Robin quit and became Nightwing.

[PufferBluntman]

a tada tada

[OushGisher]

LMAO I lost it at 0:31

[limabeans12]

In the middle of the movie he starts cussing out the villain (BANE BTw)

[limabeans12]

He's pissed at the villain

[weenss]

25 accounts were created by bale to dislike this vid...

[rosee298]

ahahahahahaha xDDDDDDDDDDD LMAOOOOO SO FUNNY LOOOOOOOOOL  I LOVE YOU CHRİSTİAN BALE <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<3<3

[MsJustme7777]

Batman is being a loser here...ugghhh sociopath

[joshlymon1]

That's how my teacher cursed me out during a school play

[StyleGuy08]

This is priceless. 

[WinstonSmith6079]

Hey, Mr. Bale: What was with that rotten, horrible Terminator movie that had you instead of Arnie in it?

And why do you make Batman sound like he's gargling marbles whenever he speaks?

The obvious question that springs to mind, Mr. Bale, is: Are YOU fucking professional? ??? Because I can't actually tell.

[CarlosCMTF]

@WinstonSmith6079 Well Batman speaks like that because he would be recognized as Bruce Wayne if he used his normal voice (have you ever thought that it might be a sort of device in his suit that distorts the sound of his voice an NOT really him doing it???)

[WinstonSmith6079]

@CarlosCMTF I think he sounds like shit. He coulda done a better but still of course different voice than that.

[JNEssary]

@WinstonSmith6079 watch "the fighter" and tell me christian isn't professional. pretty sure he won an oscar for his role in that movie

[WinstonSmith6079]

@JNEssary Oh. Well that's a good thing. Because that Terminator and Batman stuff sure isn't hehehehehe

[JNEssary]

@WinstonSmith6079 i don't even remember his roles in those movies ha, but really he did a great job in the fighter

[WinstonSmith6079]

@JNEssary Hehehe it is because, honestly, there's not much to remember in those flicks hehehehe

[BumblingRemnant]

25 people didn't think for one fucking second.

[stormpezzullo]

@BumblingRemnant 25 disliked the video because they found something wrong with it. thats it bro. no other reason

[darkspinesonic3]

@BumblingRemnant 27 people walked through like Ya dah dah dah dah.

[ChiChoo29]

@BumblingRemnant Aha... ...ah, HA HAHA. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE 25+ PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THE VIDEO. Oooh, funny.

I mean really. :|

[iJonnyTV]

Lmfao "rip your fucking tights off"

[iamvegeta2008]

awesome!! XD!!

[IncubusTR]

No shut the fuck up Bruce! NO , NOOOOOOOOOO !!

[SGVknarf]

god i wouldve knocked his bitch ass out 

[rvenom300]

Why does batman have boobs?

[UndeadTurk]

Yeah Robin, stay off the fucking set!

[coolifyou]

good job but whats up with the bottom tooth

[Sinistrsexybeast]

I love the warning at the end. Thta's great.

[bigbabysld]

That was awesome!

[3spionage]

i lol'd, was epic

[jaretwwe]

ikr ikr ikr ikr ikr ikr ikr ikr ikr imr ikr ikr ikri= ikr ikr

[ZabRinUta]

this is a really good animated spoof

[BonominHabbo]

I'm here because of DE DUST outtake

[ItsMeJe33ica]

What a dickhead

[ssajdor]

"ah tara tara like this in the background" ahahaahajjaaj

[nathy310]

i love how he jumps in anger, at 0:23

[limabeans12]

Ummmm is this part if da new movie he's fighting the bad guy and out of nowhere he starts a rant randomly xD

[limabeans12]

Stfu Bruce: he's talk in 2 himself

[thrasher10000]

Christian Bale stocks rise 300% in my share market of personal opinion after this rant

[h0wud0in2]

the way he walks away at 1:12 is priceless

very very good animation..

[AZZKIKER02]

0:30 Tada Tada Button!

[durnando]

LAWL he sounds a bit like christopher walken when he plays a mobster. HAHAHA what an asshole. Cant believe not one single person told him to calm the fuck down. Not ask, tell him to stfu.

[DarkForcez2010]

Shut the fuck up Bruce

he's talking to himself

[rockkass]

I've been laughing for 2 years for this video. every morning I watch this shit jashfasghsgdsagf

[alwinthomas1995]

haha...he said shut up bruce at the beginning

[bernlin2000]

Lol...excellent animation, it fit perfectly with the sound

[emanre3]

omg, I busted my gut all over again, it really works well with this animation, great job!

[juxmook]

When he one the Oscar the first thing I thought of was OH GOOOOD FOR YOOOOOUU

[TREXGREX]

and the OSCAR goes to . . .

[tanx2u]

THIS is how Batman should talk to the villains in the next film lol

[JamesOhGoodie]

@tanx2u "Oh GOOOOOOD FOR YOOOOOOOU You tried to blow up Gotham! And how was it?!"

[DarkInception]

This is why robin left and became nightwing.

[pyrogyra72]

@DarkInception  And now he's the new Batman.

[DarkInception]

@pyrogyra72 haha yea bro, thats true.

[andy23822]

I would have punched this punk right in the mouth. Shane doesn't get paid enough to take this shit from this douche........

[Silentsin23]

This is too funny and cute!

[smokintheblaze]

Wow. He told himself to shut the fuck up.

He must hate Bruce.

[DomDove]

The Dark Knight Rises....To Provocation

[DarkInception]

Later on that night robin went home and killed himself

[Moessie7]

Batman is really going bad

[MrDavido1234]

What a jerk! Some anger issues, assaulting your family and other people on set. And then all the other actors are like he's got integrity. My ass he's got integrity.

[smithguy18]

poor robin lol

[Xytos]

i wish there was a megan fox version of this. i heard she was a bitch.

[angus7021]

I completely understand Bale when he got pissed. I'd probably do the same thing if some douchebag walked in in the middle of a scene like that.

[Xytos]

@angus7021 i can't believe this. when it was first released, people were all over it, saying it was unbelievable that someone can behave this way. but now they that understand his motives, they think it's OK to behave this way. it's not ok to behave this way, you know why? cause if you do, you're gonna get into a lot of fights and you're gonna get fucked up. you're not gonna have any friends cause everyone's gonna think you're a douche bag and no one's gonna work with you.

[angus7021]

@Xytos Hold up. I NEVER said it was a good thing. I said I understand why Christian Bale would be pissed. If you listened, obviously it wasn't the first time it had happened. It's hard to get into character with a dumbass walking through in the scene. Do you know the stress actors go through? I don't, but I can understand that Christian definitely was trying very hard to get into character, just so some idiot can mess everything up. If you won't spaz out, fantastic. But Bale couldn't.

[Xytos]

@angus7021 you only heard that because it was his side of the story. bale said it himself that he had little sleep for 5 days or something and you can tell from his speech that his temper was short. the light guy may have just been doing his job and that ticked off bale.

[angus7021]

@Xytos Yes, because checking the lights in the middle of the scene is how you do the job. Wow, I SHOULD'VE known. I don't think you understand that the lights guy was doing his job DURING the scene.

[Xytos]

@angus7021 ok do me a favor and listen to the video watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA listen and tell me what's giong on. if you actually listen, bale is the only ass hole going off with his temper, the light guy was doing his job, shit happens. even if he did make a mistake, did that permit bale to do that. listen to the video again, everyone was calm despite his immature ranting, which i think is ironic. again, listen to the light guy, he's treating bale like a king. bale is being the douche.

[trollionaire]

@Xytos the most believable emotion out of bale the entire movie anyway. salvation sucked balls. this moment was the highlight of the whole production

bales probably pissed hes been signin onto movies where he gets upstaged/shoved aside by/for another actor, and this time by sam worthington of all people

first was heath ledger, before that russel crowe, before that hugh jackman, now its probably gonna be mark wahlberg.

he needs to make another american psycho or equilibrium or hes finished

[angus7021]

@Xytos Okay I guess I shouldn't have only listened to Bale's side, but I know what's like to lose your temper after a lot of buildup. You have to understand, I was on Bale's side because I was thinking about the buildup of stress he was going through before this. I have four older sisters. Trust me, I know what it's liek to lose your temper after holding it in for so long.

[Xytos]

@angus7021 it's more likely that he didn't get enough sleep and decided to snap at the light guy.

[angus7021]

@Xytos Ok then, we'll leave it at that...please? lol

[DarkInception]

@Xytos dude i 150% agree with u bale's bein a doutche

[trollionaire]

@angus7021 then ur a douche bag

[angus7021]

@trollionaire Dude, don't just walk into a conversation like that. I don't know which comment you're replying to. And no I'm not a douchebag, I just know how something can set somebody off like a bomb. I have four older sisters. Trust me, I'd know.

[dudewithalaptop]

LMFAO

[LtFluffelz]

Its funny cuz people that saw it happen said that that guy totally deserved it cuz he was being an asshole and nobody told him anything, so most were happy he got yelled at. LMAO

[superhamzah85]

Am I gonna walk around and rip your fucking tights down........in the middle of a scene?!

lolol

[Fuzboy]

Wait.. Batman just told Bruce to stfu.. Contradiction!!

[igamer247]

STAY OFF THE FUCKING SETTTTTTT BYATCHHHHH!!!! LOL

[jaretwwe]

HA AHA HA AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHAHAHA HA HAAHHAHA HA HAAH AAH

[trollionaire]

hahaha this is like that bill oreilly video

[Ryanlaskey]

i can see where he is coming from. He must have taken ages to get into the charecter and this guy ruined it, actors have to block out the whole world and that takes a long time and alot of concentration to do it and for someone to ruin it after all that. Buuuuut he shouldnt have belittled the guy like that. Poor tom from wardrobe must be shitting himself when Bale asks him to put that thing on him!

[trollionaire]

@Ryanlaskey whatever, that movie fucking sucked anyway. his portrayal of john connor was fuckin retarded

[Ryanlaskey]

@trollionaire yeah i agree, the movie was shite! the whole fun of the films was that all the crap was happeneing in the future and john conner was just a normal guy who had this massive job to do...now that he is doing that job and the future is now the present - not so much fun

[isaacu]

Pull your tights nown... HA!!

[RCSuperPowers]

See I KNEW they just rotated the camera sideways to walk up the wall!!!

[flamewingmenace1]

batman has man boobs

[OisinKid]

Love it, It so funny. Christian Bale yay.

[pasguato77]

robin's head cocks back when he gets hit w/ the cigarette, LOL

[Chepuch]

very funny ... hahaha

[UndeadTurk]

I can't stop laughing at this...XD

[guyverlover]

I don't care if he talked to me like that, I would fuckin beat the shit out of christian bale, hell, I dare him to say shit like that to me, I'd fuck him up so bad......

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Why the fuck is Batman Fatman?

[Metapopolis]

JButcher000 did you animate this?

[2109MI]

and i still like him! :D

[2109MI]

at who was he yelling?! :D

[TheMinims]

@2109MI Just one of the guys on the set who walked in front of his vision or a light or something

[esclave]

Aw Robin :( he only means well

[PicKPiT]

Jbutcher000 You are officially my Fuckin Idol!!!!

This is a fucking master piece

It's the 3rd time Im watching this and im still laughing like hell man

Thank you very much!!

[ToySoldierStudiosX]

Batman-boobs

[lastofmykind8]

23 people were just trying to check the lights

[ozymen12]

@lastofmykind8 its 25 now so the other 2 people is

1 bruce

2 is the guy wants 1 minute for doing it again

[dogooda12]

Ok that was hilirious

[chevrotyne]

Poor fu**** Robin....

[FrostedHeavens1996]

He sounds a bit like Peter Griffen off family guy 0.0

[Titouc76]

He used 25 times FUCK or FUCKING in just 2 min, impressive...

[SuperNYYankees27]

batman has man-boobs!

[SuperNYYankees27]

batman has man-boobs



[littleritchie]

Deep down i always knew Christian Bale is going to be the best Batman

[jeobeahon]

“fair enough.”

[HecticDub]

reminds me of family guy :L

[stow123]

He was arguing with the Director of photography (lighting) i've read this guy does like to come in and tinker with the lights while shooting the scene so thats what got his back up.

[CatherineGral]

This was fuckin! awesome! I love frightened Robin XD

"I'm not going around and rip your fucking *tights* down" - superb!! And my fav moment: 00:32-00:34 XDD

[TheRhythmxNation]

Hahahahhahahah!!! xDD

[h0wud0in2]

20 people dont give a FUCK about what5 is going on i front of the camera..

[harmansg]

lol fuckin hilarious!!!

[Ihavemilk4u]

BATMANS MOOBS MADE ME LAFF

[NinjaN30]

wait, "STFU Bruce!" isnt that batman's real name?

[Ihavemilk4u]

@NinjaN30

yea but he was probally talking to an employee or the director or some shit

[CatherineGral]

@NinjaN30 Yeah, "that's what that is" ;D Batman's split personality disorder XD

[manz92]

lol, it made it even more funny becouse hes fat..... a FAT BAT!!!

[taluce]

This is pretty funny

[drummingblind]

LOL at when he flicks the cigarette in his face

[ShadesAtKnight]

Well you probs need to change the description, because you're insinuating that Christian Bale actually kills and eats women, but whatever. Just because Bale's moment of anger was caught on tape, doesn't mean he's a bad person.

[CaptainTooner]

Jason Todd and Damien Wayne wouldn't take this. :D

[sootandstars]

McG you got anything to say?

urr its McG - the worst director of all time.

[MrChickensoup]

God bless you tube this is funny stuff I hope christian Bale saw these Talk about being unproffessional I don't think he knows the meaning. great stuff.