Nina Conti at The Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2008

[OLudOvideos]

This is gold. Thank you so many much loved it. true magic and fabulous humour and wit... and pure schizophrenia control

[mushroomswitheyes]

Because he died HAHA FUCK YOU

[KatFunnyK]

vibtrating watch up it butt xx

[kranzgebaeck]

This is hilarious but so disturbing at the same time.

[majooismajor]

LOL they cut out the bit where Monk says he wants to "come on her face" :P (as in talk through her ) before he says , here i come , here i come , here i am LOL

[Raven1937320]

Nina: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Monk: Because he was dead haha fuck you!

[BRENOP1]

This is funny every time I watch this!!! She is so funny. And the "monkey".

[Drazja]

funny every time .. and fucking hot

[Wraithstrike19]

be a lot cooler if Monkey was Nina while Nina was Monkey

[LeGreenGazelle]

OH MY GOD THAT EXACT MONKEY WAS MY MOST TREASURED POSSESSION OF CHILDHOOD

Possibly more than my parents...

He had a bonnet :)

[mastergrimreaper888]

HOLY SHIT I USE TO HAVE THAT EXACT SAME MONKEY!

[Cloe3278]

@mastergrimreaper888 where did u buy it i want one >:O :)

[MrClaydoy]

The money sounds Indian......xD

[MrsAwesome21]

she looks to innocent to have such a potty mouth.

[7CellarDoors]

I SO didnt think this was going to be funny. Girls doing voices has traditionally been office chicks attempting humor and always burned. Not cool. Like some 10 year old pretending to be a dinosaur. BUT THEN

"So why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"

"Because he was dead, ha ha, fuck you"

FUCKING LOL

[12qqjimmy]

jeff dunham should of married her

[Fortozero]

Best ventriloquist act I've ever seen.

[FatmanXVII]

Okay...I'll be the one to say it.

I wish she could handle MY monkey that way!

...I'm ashamed....great act!!

[Nonjola]

her puppet is cute.

[lizarb51]

funniest ventriloquist ever.

[Koomenguy]

@lizarb51 what about strassman

[100p3y]

Oh shyt.... theres no going bak :D

[ksert1]

at last im in the bitch and your all a bit freaked out now its a sweet voice on a monkey but with tits its fucking sinister

[LinSauschuck11]

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Becaus he was dead ha ha FUCK YOU!!

[autumn5747]

Man, been waiting for new material for years. Anyone know if she still does new work?

[girlskickballs]

With monkey she still only has 2 5min acts. It's very dissapointing.

[steveg3l]

@autumn5747 Yes. She works with her granny now. Check it out.

[ritsfata]

I LOVE THAT GUY. "Well that fucks up the illusion."

[HenrygoesMoooooo]

meh. Paul zerdin is better, much funnier. Its good tho

[BojanaX]

"i am the monkey you schizophrenic bitch!" haha priceless!!! :P

[bookworm727]

Now take your hand out of "me"

aaw it feels nice and nasty at the same time.

Rolf

[snowyalice]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead haha fuck you

LOL.

[Wulfenix]

but with tits its fucking sinister XD

[iheartlachie]

i kept repeating it back to hear monk say "because he was dead haha f*ck you." love nina conti and monk!

[redvenizkx]

0.28? wattt? cant hear what it said?

[ines163]

do they know it ventriloquist

[hansjah]

Do they know it's ventriloquism?

[kb242009lakers]

rofl

[thunderkid454]

I hate how she concludes her act

[saltydog02]

She is onto something. Like her originality and wit.

[shelbyfanman]

weird.

[greywolf4912]

why did the monkey fall out off the tree

because he was dead haha FUCK YOU

lmao

[DragonOfBlueFire]

She ruins the last act because she stops mumbling and makes the voice sound different. Other than that, Nina's hilarious.

[2488sm]

she was great ... if i had 2 rate this from 1-10 i would say 9 ... realy good at the end!!

[Plainmark]

shes a brilliant ventriloquist but a shit comedian

[Maxnickleblue]

She was Brilliant. I have watched a ton of ventriloquist stuff on here. I loved that sketch. Well done. 5 stars.

[cuzimaluzer77]

not funny

[Darkenlotus]

becuase he was dead ha ha fuck you.

you can stick your jokes where your hand is

[franck9090]

funny and hot like that

[BlakeMason2]

She's got great tracts 'a land.

[abpearl]

very funny...

and SHE IS SO DAMN SUPER SEXY HOTTIE!!!

[MMAPorsche]

I second and third that

[LemonJews]

That Fuckes upp the illusion XD

[On3HItR4Id]

Jeff Dunham - Best American Comedian / Ventriliquist

Paul Zerdin - Best English Comedian / Ventriliquist

[Berbagod96]

lol

[mcnag]

she does have some new things now

[Gummiibearisme]

"..but with tits it's fucking sinister!" XD even though she's used it so many times before it's still funny :D

[Kalaniwolf]

she really needs to write new shit

[jadeyladyrocks]

she keeps on using the same jokes XD

I just watched about 5of these from 5diff places though 2 and its the same the whole way through,

shes still funny though =]

[DeadGermans]

what on earth does this have to do with search result; 'Germans in Melbourme?''. Conti is an Italian surname.

[Jaikkanen]

she really is quite an amatuer ventriloquist, the monkey's voice sounded like it was speaking from under a pillow.

[Mileenasman]

She is right though. On a monkey its a sweet voice but with tits it is sinster as hell. She would make a pretty cool Bond villian if she did that voice.

[bakachikun]

not bad

thats pretty good xD

[yourfuturebosslady]

dang she funny as hell!

[mitchell000]

she seems to do the same thing a lot but it's always funny anyway. that crazy monkey

[15iloveu]

LOL !! hahaha ! :))

[jake92hsv]

ahahahah great show... loved it!!!!

[TimOfTwilightAndHP]

HILARIOUS!!

[HecticHabbo]

2009 was better

lol this is the same material as her montreal show

[BabySpiceKisses]

What a darling, innocent, little monkey - NOT

[Androgyboris]

hahaha she's hilarious

I watched the 2009 one on tv she's so funny :)

[canadiankazz]

I think that's the best version of that routine of hers

[SleepingDragon7]

2009 was really good

[handifist]

Thats the bloody funniest thing ive seen this week!!!!

rofl lmao

[Hayles2468]

this was so funny LOL

[jensenacklesisyum]

she is hilarious!

and the monkey is sooo adorable..

well sort of :)

[SHANEBUTMONKEY]

Funny shit!! I was rolling on the floor laughing

[qiron]

SUPERB !

[takemetokyo]

haha! Awesome and I love the monkey!

~gabi XOXO

[darkenkill2]

stick ur jokes wer ur hand is... hahahhaha

[MasterBillie]

"oh it feels nice and nasty at the same time.."

[videomakerorwatcher]

she's ok but the monkey has the same kind of voice of the time like ha ha ha hi how are you it could be like ha HA HA hiiii how areeee you ??

[backie08]

well y dont u go start your own vantriliquism act then if u know so much bout entertaining

or better still, take ur hate somewhere else

[RagemoreTehTauren]

'dont look down when the bag falls cos u might get a fright' 'ok... o shit.' LOL 'why did the monkey fall out of the tree?' 'because he was dead ha ha FUCK YOU!' i love the whole act. i dont care if she uses the same stuff each time i love it!

[abcj17]

lol ' i am the monkey you scitsophrenic bitch!' XD 'quite a sweet voice on a little monkey but with tits its fucking sinister.'

[Kieran263]

Its pretty good, its no David Strassman but she's smokin' hot so its pretty good.

[ncsyfan]

Yes she is hilarious! Hey what if her and jeff were on the same show and had their puppets talk together...lmbo that would be a show

[saskuethedemon98]

okay this is the third video ive seen with this chick god hot as hell but no more material she either needs to do 1 of 2 things. 1 get more material or 2 get more puppets

[funkeyduck878]

It means go and talk to the crowd

[lyndis123]

what does it mean to work the room?

[anzuki]

man she is hot

[bluejinxx]

i have never seen a comedian that has as little material as she does. she has only one act. NOTHING is new in any of her acts. maybe 30 minutes total worth of material.

[ckannan90]

true, it's probably less than 20 actually. but i guess she's new. jeff dunham used to have only a couple of routines when he started, but I don't think she's nearly as talented as him. his range of voices is amazing, she just seems to have one lowish voice. i hope she gets more material soon.

[gsus787]

yeah... jeff even talks like the puppets...without puppets lol... hear him when he starts his acts... he souns a lot like peanut! lol

[8TeamEdward8]

lol monk-"don't you like me naked"

[RahAlchemist]

nina is hot and monkey likes the fisting xD

[filochic4lyf]

monk: because he was dead haha fuck you!!

haha i love this part!!

[1LeaMen1]

His mouth is sooo little!!

It's so cute and funny!!! :D

[STOPITDONTISAIDNO]

she needs a bigger monkey!

[cookiegurl777]

hahaha luv it

luv how she reacts to monk like she would react to a real person.

GO MONK!!!

[curlytop131313]

she needs new material.

[chrisandlokyata]

i lvoe the monkey

[xxxBooshBabexxx]

i saw her live yesterday, funny funny shit

[irmakaneli3]

''Haahaa fuck you'' HAHAHAHAHA XD

[flyboydanny]

she does the same act over and over

[samdrewyeah]

true

but its funny shit

[CanonKathryn]

Same with all comedians. They have several acts, and a lot are reused.

[mase1313]

shes great... its different to the standard i love it

[wingrider9696]

she uses a lot of the same jokes and stuff ive seen a lot of that stuff and she needs to stop laughing at her jokes but other than that the monkeys awesome and shes a good ventriloquest

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

shes funny, but her act needs something new. not completely...but something diffeent.

[forgetfulxdesire]

there is some new lines in this act.

not many but at least she's making the effort.

still, her fans are probably getting bored...

[humphrey989]

Her material is seriously all the same. She's great but I wish she'd come up with something new...

[xbball33]

her material hasn't changed in 6 years.

[jjirl]

Yes, thank God for that, she was funny 6 years ago and is still funny now. So sinister and so brilliant all in one go.

[zycosas]

i would like to see her and jeff dunham get together for a show.

[KingBlue]

I'd like to get together with her for a show, if you know what I mean.

And I mean sex.

And my name is Jeff Dunham.

[zycosas]

lol, she's looks good enough to eat out. do u know what I mean. lol,

[badgymnast14]

you cant be jeff dunham cos you live in uk jeff dunahm is from america and he is deffinatly not 21 so haha!!

[zycosas]

of course he isn't. its just to make a joke people.

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

dumbass

[markcruiser64]

I love to see her... and her monkey too. ;-)

[VivLovesMusic]

Her material hasn't changed in the past 4 years??

[losebiramnickove]

make that 6...

she started in 2002...

[jakblak69]

she is awasome the monkey is creepy

[jakblak69]

it is sinister

[Urkel2762]

she is prettyyyyy

[CrystalQueen999]

the monkeys really CUTE!

[xxgerardway2xx]

i really like the start but when nina starts to get controlled by the monkey its not that good, she uses the same material a lot so could do with a change but she is a phenonmnal ventriliquist.

[erininpink]

i love monk, hes cute lol

[funnyman1222]

she is hot

[roxyroxrox102]

i think it's time for some new material ... it's funny but could be better

[usukimidnight]

"why did the monkey fall out of the tree?" -"'Cause he was dead. ha ha Fuck you." Lmao!

[JeffLynne1988]

"you can stick your joke where your hand is" XDD

[jjohnny25]

its just brilliant:)

[hottie123gurl]

monk is funny anhd cute lmfao

[MrsBellatrixLovett]

omgosh! hilarious! go monkey!

[greenmonkey88]

shes my ideal woman....lol

[Punit4lyfe]

yes!

[klolmoi1]

he's so cute... yet so vulgar!

[xxSeriouslyTivaxx]

Ahh, she was my favorite!

i loved this one!

xoxElle

[MarcoItalliano]

hey any1 know the name of the 2 commedians, one a guy and the other a girl, and i think theyr canadian or american, and their whole act for this years gala was repeating that someone is a horse??? i reely want 2 c it again

[carniekatie]

kristen schaal is a horse... her stand up in edinburough was better, it had more...uhhh, depth?

hahaha

[myrmecia1977]

Beautiful work!!!!

[kasanatheangel]

But with tit's its fucking sinister.

Finally, I'm in the bitch!

It's just some shit I wrote when I was locked in a room with a typewriter.

Go Nina & Monk!!

[casscass0000]

Nina: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Monk: Because he was dead. Haha, fuck you.

ROFLMAO

[rockkitson]

LMAO best joke

[MichaelRayne]

nothings sacred with her!

[wolfchildsarah]

OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY

[Ravensclaw123]

I JUST came back from seeing her and she is AMAZINGLY FUNNY! Especially the one-armed Voodoo Specialist :) :D :D

[chasersk8er]

i luv nina conti!!!

at last im in the b**ch! and ur all a bit freaked out now aren't u? lol

[badevans1]

finally im in the bitch! lol how funny is that but with tits its fuckin sinister haha

[stellulah]

omg that is soooooooooooooooooooo cool!!

"why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"

"Because it was dead... hahafuku"

[DannyBoy13015]

Finally! Im in the BITCH!

Ater seeing that act i conveted Nina to my favourite comedian, Bitch!

[kasanatheangel]

Oh at last I'm in the bitch.

[moriarty79]

Saw her show at the Edinburgh festival last year - very funny . I still have nightmares about the monkey.

[hahaFUCKTARD]

ooh it feels nice and nast at the same time.. XD

[EmoBoyLuver4eva]

lol FUNNY MONKEY!

[blackmags14]

lol i'm gonna cut the shit and show you all my monkey!

Don't you like me naked?