MADtv - Santa the killer [PL]

[Roboyoyo]

You've seen me, and now I have to kill you...

[nyansnoopy]

"Im not gonna tell anyone Santa!" "Oh I bet you wont."

[chain1989]

you are a special child april. But i still have to smoke ya. hahah best part

[JinxxCyanide]

I always knew there was something wrong with a fat man breaking into your house.....

[BIGBANG965]

' its time...' gets me every time!!!

[jadeva]

ahahahahahaahh...this is messed up!

[BossKingEazy]

He bangs her then powders her

[pagykinz789]

please excuse my last comment I was being stupid

[pagykinz789]

What the fu😳

[iPodLocK3R]

just sprinkle some crack on her

[pumpkinman4ever]

Stephanie Weir is always so adorable!

[yahooyahoo777]

anyone remember the sketch where the kids are upset because santa did not come, and the parents, who really believe in santa, wonder what they did wrong. Finally the police come over and tell the parents that they, not santa, are supposed to buy the gifts and the parents tell the policeman to take a hike because the idea that santa is not real is ridiculous to them. Then the parents tell the kids to start being good because next year begins right now. It was hilarious.

[voiceovergay]

@yahooyahoo777 never see that 1 could u send me a link 2 it if its on utube or somit

[ConnorPellegrino]

when he said "its April right" i was like why the fuck is he there in the first place lol

[cjjudeas123]

I'm basically dress to hunt down little girls....lmao

[letschat6]

HAHAHAHAHA

[FlyingFrog]

Wait... If he bangs her mother every year, doesn't that mean her mother's seen Santa too? Why hasn't he offed her?

[FlyingFrog]

The best Mad TV clip ever.

[BossKingEazy]

Its time

[xXyewrfantasyXx]

"And since this makes you forget everything, I might as well tell you I bang your mother every year"

HAHAHAHA

I LOVE MICHAEL MCDONALD

[SuperSephiroth13]

wow after she gave that speech i felt like crying and then laughed my ass off when he said " but i still have to off you"

[VicTheMouth]

I can't decide what to quote, it's just too funny throughout to act like one bit is any better than the rest

[Ryuk224]

No wonder jews don't celebrate xmas

[MrCrayEgg]

Imagine...

[MAnnaconduit1]

i love that how far do you think you'd get April, I'm basically dressed to hunt little girls down. hahahahaha please do i need you all in the same room i need to kill them too (fits suppressor to berretta) they will be asking a lot of questions like who killed that kid on Christmas, won't be hard to figure out my dna is all over the place. play with one of your gifts before i take you out,

[sirL0WEN]

Hahaha ohh the tears

[coolkid13915]

Jingle bells

Santa Kills

[teresa2531]

"im not gonna tell anybody santa , oh you bet you wont"

best line

[lilylulu1000]

this was disturbing so much but really funny

[victoriaisntsosecret]

I laughed while crying halfway through watching this lol

[misavendetta76]

^^ That was disturbing on so many damn levels!

[thechaserv97]

Omg that's awesome

[G0th4ki]

i wish i have taht magic powder it will make wonder next to my chloroform

[XnertoliciousX]

i cried on the girls monologue

[aliyahjazzyg]

21 People saw Santa

[sealee77]

IT'S TIME...

[SoJustCool]

i kno this is supposed to be funny but it's sad...

[rannierunsfast]

this is soo sad and funny!! i almost cried

[TheCandymusiclover]

Stephanie Weir and Micheal McDonald were always hilarious; i miss this MadTV! :)

[Neck41]

Guess that's why nobody ever sees Santa.

[PaulosTheKing]

21 people got shot by Santa =o

[victoriaisntsosecret]

Stephanie is so pretty!

[mastertoki1]

snl never made me laugh like this

[MrHoover77]

I love Stephnie's voice.

[ALiEN367K]

im not a hitman, its just Christmas business



[ALiEN367K]

its nothing personal, its just, Christmas business LMFAO

[TheCandymusiclover]

Stephanie & Michael = Always Entertaining! I really could not stop laughing!!! My moms been looking at me like i'm the goofiest person in the world! :)

[trisgilmour]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SANTA NEVER SHOT HER

[guasto47]

ok that's enough..it's time lol

[NgJackal1990]

"I still have to smoke ya!" LOL LOL

[Sniperlady9]

how far do you think your gonna get April? it's 2 feet of snow outside and your in your skinny pajamas, I'm in a fur coat with boots on, I'm basicly dressed to hunt little girls down

[SelaikaCatoblepas]

the 1000th who loves Christmas even more since this skit ^^

[FLameBird808]

your a bright and special child April..... But I still gotta smoke ya. lol

[punkydoodle7]

you know as loud as she is, you have to wonder why the parents didn't hear her....? :P

[blackgodproductions]

you see me and now i have to kill you

[lightofday360]

Omg is this Kristen Chennoweth

[toycandi]

@lightofday360 Stephanie Weir.

[hkfan1980]

and after that night everyone on that street became a Jew :D

[MrTigress1]

And now the FBI are at her house looking for DNA because the gun was left on the table...

[and1smax]

Thumb up if after watching this video, you planned to hide yo children and hide yo wife every Christmas

[thatguysreviews]

I wish my brother hadn't found Santa :(

[P00Wolfen]

dick move, Santa

[MAnnaconduit1]

that one line makes me love this video- april I'm basically dressed to hunt little girls down

[BigPimp14]

oooohhhhh you bet you wont!

[Warfrae]

how far you think your get lolo

[camlenoir16]

20 people have seen Santa

[iforgotmyusername0]

dwl

[bigomer]

looooooooooooooooooooool

[idemoniakoart]

she's so cute! i really want to buy her a Pony, Lol

[MegaJohncena69]

Santa is fake u premadonnas

[MegaJohncena69]

santa is fake you premadonnas

[MegaJohncena69]

santa is fake you premaddonnas

[MegaJohncena69]

santa is fake u ppremaddonnas

[chikarita1410]

when santa says why don't you sit, I need to talk to you for a moment, it sounds like he's gonna give her "the talk" lol

[Thedizzyrex]

Santa should Shoot her while she unwrap her present

[Thedizzyrex]

Loz

[chonyte123]

just to tell you i bang your mother every year .lol

[TheAznBoy1011]

it would have ben funnier if he shot her when she was talking about the thing she made for him

[captainsunder009]

@TheAznBoy1011 that is what I was thinking.

[April6243]

My name is April! 

[monkeywithissues]

@April6243 this is your future its one of them sigh things

[madELF16]

i love when she talks about the stuff she made him and stuff and hes like "april you are a bright child... but i still have to smoke ya!

[madELF16]

would you like to play with one or see it for a minete before i... take you out? LOL i love that part

[madELF16]

i love the part! but i wont tell anyone! ow i bet you you wont! (pulls out gun)

[MultiRump]

looks like even santa's been naughty this year. next time try Chanukah.

[camotxan]

" They've got toys in Heaven, face the tree!" lol

[camotxan]

"What if I run and tell my parents?" "Please Do I need you all in the same room." and just seeing Santa with a 9mm and a silencer pointed at a little kid now that's funny as hell

[camotxan]

Your not going to shoot me in the back of the head are you lol I laugh my ass off every time I see this sketch

[commander187]

Its time.:(

[GREENFOXFTW]

When Santa said that he has to kill her, time stood still!!

[lXxShadowbladexXl]

"im basiclly dressed to hunt little girls down..." L-O-L

[strawberrybunny69]

I never liked santa

[anselmocool]

Doesn't Santa have to leave for other kids and shoot them haha

[TheMetal4evr]

Ho ho ho.... Im not a hitman April ho ho ho THis is just christmas buisness

[belandresjustin]

holy shit.. this could make a good movie this christmas!!

"Santa and the magic powder"

[abcxyz748]

do you wanna see it coming or do you wanna face the tree

[MRTEL7777]

LOVE THE SILENCER, LOL!!!!!!!!! SANTA CAN TELL A JOKE!!!

[playaandrew724]

18 people are now afraid of santa

[playmates101]

@playaandrew724 Make that 19 people!

[skittlezgirlzsexii]

oh plzzz find da powder (now in a little deeper funni voice) oh plzzz find da powwder!

[DinkyMax]

And since this makes you forget everything, let me just tell you: I bang you mother every year!! Merry christmas ho ho ho!!

ahaha

[Ihaveanaccount9]

Santa can tell a joke

[Bddraughn92]

but i still have to smoke yea

[VicTheMouth]

thanks so much for uploading.

[TURKSTA19]

im not a hit man this is just Christmas business lol ahahaha

[alexiaNBC]

This is what parents should show kids to discourage them from staying up at night to see Santa LOL

[2good4hollywoodx]

my names april! hes coming for me :O

[chelseafcfanisy]

They got toys in heaven, face the tree! LOL

[7MathRules]

since ur gonna forget i might as well tell u i bang ur mother every year :D

[11181995lito]

TAKE HER OUT !!! XD

[mkford13]

I though she was gonna pick the gun up off the table and shoot santa

[alexanrsousa]

@mkford13 me too!

[mathislimitless]

That was just plain funny, I cannot deny.

[grrrr17]

so evil and hilarious

[JIZFilms]

The bad news is, you've seen me and now i have to kill you LOL!

[sallick07]

okay, that's enough. it's time. wow lol.

[Yojerome303]

I still gotta smoke ya. Funny as hell.

[108ptastic]

lol so funny my ma laught her ass off

[randomcolors1]

i know wat to do if i eva c santa........

[Kake339]

Yo Santa is gangsta! Hey that rhymes! =)

[horrorvictim]

Santa's been naughty

[breakdownchalle]

Im basically dressed to hunt little girls down xD

[SexyCeciDai]

did michael mcdonald play santa here

[AFVfan1]

@SexyCeciDai Yep. That's Michael McDonald. :)

[smllwildsp]

haha i still gotta smoke you

[Kevinstar7]

Santa is pedo!~ "Im in a suit to basically to hunt little girls down" ._.

[neidyne]

holy crap.....im scared now!im just kidding but seriously this is creepy!!:(((

[shananane]

wha whit the foreign speeches?

[RubicsCubeProduction]

She's soooo good with playing young kids.

[mrmoviemanic]

SANTAS GUNA SHOVE SOMTHING BIG UP UR STOCKING

[ThomasDupontLive]

Genius writing!

[commander187]

It's time.

[IMZEECATMAN]

omg... no comment xD

[msvegas101]

the bad news is april i have to kill u!!!!!

but yyyyy????

xD so funni

[BlueEyesWhiteeDragon]

Yea the magic powder that makes you forget is black powder!

[voiceovergay]

dotts in stuwarts house O:

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@voiceovergay Eh, that's housing for ya.

[SuperLakers48]

wtf r the stupid captions for?it looks retarded.

[thelonearranger1]

@SuperLakers48 They are in Polish.

[Noratcat]

Man Santa is dark.

[SupaFlyJitsu]

since this makes you forget, i wanna tell you i bang your mother every year



[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

that's a shame...jesus was born on christmas and to see someone shoot someone on his b-day...dats just a shame! xD

[TiffKing]

i even took a dump in your guest bath...lol

[iElectricStatic]

If I were her, I would grab that gun and shoot him when he was looking for the powder.

[stefgi32]

@iElectricStatic lmfao thats what I was thinking!!..when he was looking for the powder, I was shouting "GET THE GUN!! GET THE GUN!!!!" hahaha.

[captainsunder009]

@stefgi32 I was thinking that too.

[Russianitro]

Cheerful film :)

not ordinary scenario that is done in advance by a film interesting.

Film with wrestler Goldberg

[skeemz209]

ho ho ho now would u like to take a look at ur gifts fr a min

wal i take u out

lol

[sk8er1alex]

the powder was cocaine**

[vtboi1234]

DOT

[FuckWorkdays]

Polish subtitles?

[senglit]

well since ur gonna forget everything, i might as well tell u , i bang your mother every year * sprinkles magic powder*

[Lord0Delete]

But I still have to smoke ya! *Points silenced gun*

LOL

[neneluv09]

lol i even took a dump in ur guest bathroom lol would u like to look at your gifts... be for i take out lol!

[knex81]

if i was santa i would bang april after i gave her the sleeping potion

[JadenXYuki]

"I bang you'r mother every year" :D

[ultragarrison]

I knew it!!!!

[MrHotRoD717]

w...t...f i would of smoked her the first chane i got ha lol

[Splinbg]

that so funny :D

[evildork]

"oh you bet you won't" lmao

[screwyouihavemoney]

"I'm basically dressed to hunt girls down." be careful...

[VideoWatcher843]

"I'm basically dressed to hunt little girls lol"

[purplekrazy333]

he's a good santa! XD

[321671999]

"oh you bet you won`t" lol

[MCRGiRl4Evr]

I bang ur mother every year!

[ElGuapoFromBiola1]

CLASSIC I remember watching this when it was new!!!

[5thDestiny]

This is my kind of santa claus. the more reason for kids to stay in bed when santa comes!!!

[joseawesomeful]

LMFAO BTW what language are the subtitles

[chipityzu]

omg! is that Dot?! [stephnie weir]

[comneard2]

haha he screws on a silencer! haha

[FlentMan]

Oh lol....

[willibegradedonthis]

I'm basically dressed to hunt little girls down... awesome line... santa would be so much cooler if he acted like this!

[catCRAAAZY]

@willibegradedonthis No he would not. Everyone would be terrified @ crimbo :(