You're an inanimate fucking object!

[yoitsdomka]

...God, I JUST got that, having watched the movie months ago...Kill me for being stupid x__o

[Pelonetillo]

@yoitsdomka theres nothing to get really. its funny because despite his rage, his comeback was childishly repeating the exact same thing back to her, independent of any real meaning or context.

[rhettboy]

Best.Comeback.Ever.

[Be4TinGyoU]

Whoever reads this comment...your slut mother sent me hahahahah!

[liebetrance]

i fucking love this movie.

[Usedtoseeflagedvid]

Press 9 to see why you came here for

[TheMightyDahQ]

its funny cuz its true! ..wait no

[qnjell]

noone sent me.. it's just a fucking awesome movie

[katiegracemiloo]

I want to do the sex with Ralph Fiennes.

[NeoGamemaster]

SOPA is an innanimate fucking object!!

[RogerVhees]

@NeoGamemaster You're an inanimate FUCKING object

[TheChedarCheese]

@RogerVhees YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR AN INANIMATE FUUUUUUUCKING OBJECTT !!!!!

[Wranger243]

I think you meant "Voldemort has the best comebacks".

[Domo230]

wtf is 2 bucks

[turkurdurrrg]

2 BUCKS IS AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!!

[8bitkieran]

2 people are inanimate fucking objects.

[ArsenalFCHighlightss]

hahahahahah

[nichic96]

am I the only one who calls people this all the time?

[StewyFTW]

@nichic96 nope me too

[austinthebookworm5]

If you don't think "In Bruges" is a good movie, you are an inanimate f***ing object.

[snoookie456]

Happy birthday, Ralph Fiennes!

[ThaAussieNub]

0:33

[poopa911]

Fuck 2bucks, I came here because it's a good fucking scene 2bucks is an inanimate fucking object

[throughXfire]

Voldemort has spoken.

[21h040349160]

You're an inanimate fucking object! EH HEH HEH!

[MrFilipinoprodigy]

Fuck all your 2 bucks .Amazingfilms247 sent me here .

[soulreaver1986]

2 people are inanimate f***ing objects

[Shnazzzy]

5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS 5 BUCKS

[poopsiclesss]

Can someone send me the link to 2buck's Inanimate fucking objject, video? LOL I was trying to look for it -.-'

[MarleyMineCraft]

I remixed this youtube.com/watch?v=YD5fUqbPmX­M

[hotelmario510]

Of course, the clip cuts off before he gets out his wand and shouts, "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

[agootboii]

haha, comeback

[hojurice]

this is sooooooooo funny

[TrickyEyeTV]

LOL!

[xEMiiRUx]

What happened next?

[popaddict]

@xEMiiRUx He apologises to her for calling her an inanimate f*cking object and then goes to Bruges to look for the man who rang him :D

[JamieSH500]

i like pornhub and it likes me too thumbs up if you like pornhub

[chiefkill11]

@JamieSH500 this is the most fucking dummest reaction ever posted on youtube, it's like asking for "thumbs up if you go to youtube and watch videos" fucking retard

[spanishbull2]

@chiefkill11 dumbest* retard.. rofl.

[jasonaris123]

[$2$]

[FragPl0x]

and how many of you have actually seen the film In Bruges...?

[xZYTECx]

2bucks.. 2 dislikes..

CANNOT COMPUTE

[connro22]

having ppl qute the person who "sent them here" to whore for thumbs...

[brodftw]

it just doesn't get old

[Holdsy10]

2 BUCKS

[skuled100]

222222222222222222222222222222­222222222222222222222+2=quad!!­

[HeLikesPotatoes]

@skuled100 No: 222222222222222222222222222222­­222222222222222222222 + 2 = 222222222222222222222222222222­­222222222222222222224.

[TheDelmonteQuality]

2 bucckssssssssssssssssssssss

[SoDopeNRG]

2bucks

[Vallandil95]

watched 2bucks video, then i sent myself here

[MadVexer]

Fuck 2bucks, Toy bought me here ages ago!

[Boynzee]

BRILLIANT!@

[iNoooob25]

The funny asian guy sent me :3

[TheAlanMassie]

@iNoooob25 You Sir deserve +1 internets.

[VerterosGaming]

This sounded so much better until I put her acting to that voice.

[xZYTECx]

4bucks

[MicrowavableJo]

fahckin object

[jiveturky3000]

nigger palace

[FrizzleyProductions]

2Bawks

[br0th3rsh00t3r]

...so, his wife is a sex doll?

[xSniPeZzFTW]

2 BUCKS 2 BUCKS 2 BUCKS 2 BUCKS 2 BUCKS 2 BUCKS 2 BUCKS 2 BUCKS

[NickoRules17]

@xSniPeZzFTW faggot

[poopsiclesss]

@xSniPeZzFTW can you send me the link? I can't find it -.-

[Liampjuh]

@xSniPeZzFTW what video of 2bucks was that from?

[SomeAznBoi95]

Send this to AmazingFilms247! :D

[WetFartTin]

2 bucks

[snt22Productions]

wow voldermort is pissy!!! who new

[LinearMusiKHD]

2bucksentme!

[0ldgamesftw]

When i saw this on mah tv i pissed my self laughing

[mrnosy1]

2 Bucks ARMY ATTACK

[kdenas]

2 bucks ;)

[kyuubikoko]

from where is this ?? what movie

[CommunityDub]

@kyuubikoko In Bruges.

[iAmNitr0z]

thumbs up if you came here becuase of 2 bucks

[jmverhalle]

2 bucks

[rocketmik65]

Its funny cos its true

[Bladez4Hire]

same as the 100 people below me

[manuel16janica]

2 Bucks ARMY ATTACK. lol

[IMrTrickShotz]

2 bucks!

[QuinyThePooh]

2 bucks ;D

[bbuullll33rr]

2 Bucks! :D

[MrCornyCobb]

2bucks

[MrSirMoody]

press 6 over and over and it looks like she is farting on the kid

[MrSirMoody]

u mad bro?

[Sithemp11]

man i died so fking LOL HAHAHAHA ! HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHA aaa ah lol

[halfpipefreak]

PRESS 4 FOR EPIC TELEPHONE SLAMDUNKS XD

[joshua0loenen]

wtf



[mrdanni]

best insult ever

[billy101cat]

2 people have never laughed in their lives

[DjKabubi]

WTF is Toysoldier? I came here because fucking In Bruges rocks!

[NeoGamemaster]

Hold down 4 to see voldemort masturbating

[TheXFaith]

Tap 5 really fast and you`lle see he`s killin`someone

[DynasticProductionz]

Whats tyhis movie about?

[xiCLiFF]

keep pressing 4- angry german kid :L

[PaAahdin]

DR.WHO

[1337daarK]

thumbs up if toysoldier send u here (:

[theBoBGP]

@1337daarK i would be toysoldier sent me here not send me here

[VirTualSNiPeRz]

harry its a inanimate facking object

[DefourOwnsYa]

TOYSOLDIER!!

[TheMitchmaestro]

On raglan rode is a brilliant song!



[alexthe200]

This is by far the wittiest come back to ever be said in movie history

[UserNameTHC]

It's not Voldemort, it's Amon Goeth

[nilsen93]

*Voldemort smashes his wand*

Bellatrix: My Lord.. MY LORD!?

Voldemort: Wha?

Bellatrix: It's a disfunctional fucking object!

Voldemort: NYEAHHHH!

Thought I was gonna use one form the video eh? Well think again!

[Boneman636]

legendary.

[PsychoProductions369]

And Thus Voldermort was born o_o

[Deavi783]

Voldemort treats objects like women, man.

[deltamode8]

lol, i just noticed his name was harry

[Theguitardude30]

In Bruges had a crapload of Potter Stars: Ralph Fiennes (Voldemort), Brendan Gleeson (Mad-Eye), Clémence Poésy (Fleur) and Ciaran Hinds (Aberforth)

[Mavarik]

voldarmort does not like phones :|

[MrAkaitos]

Hold 6 to see dirty stuff :O

[AHippyInAtree]

Spam 4 just as he bring the phone back up to make him hit.

[SteelTwilight]

Hold down 4 for typewriter!

[sk83ryash]

With people like this, no wonder there are riots in London 8)

[evenstevens280]

Facking

[hotelmario510]

He sounds so much like Voldemort.

[BROTRRer]

2 people are an inanimate fucking object

[HirachieOfSociety]

"Your gonna die voldermort"

"YOUR GONNA FUCKING DIE HARRY POTTER!"

[AliM744]

If yo don't like phones, keep pressing 4

[VeryWittyName]

This is just after the moment Snape called Voldemort to tell him that Ron destroyed the locket.

[Def2Jay]

Keep pressing 4! :)

[nilsen93]

"Congratulations! It's a girl, you are a mother!"

"YOU'RE A FUCKING MOTHER!"

[abdulqudz89]

i find it funny when harry says that line

[majorgibly]

Hold 4 down lol 

[devilsmurf]

glorius comeback!

[NeoGamemaster]

Tap 4 for phone breaking madness

[LocalRandomz]

He got dem brain dawgs

[mrrico001]

Tap 6 really fast XD

[gigaro1888]

i cant wait to see pirates of the caribbean 4!

but you are a pirate jack

YOUR A FUCKING PIRATE WILLIAM!!

[Tomisqwer]

I'm sorry i called you an inanimate fucking object.

[zeewolsk]

Cracks me up EVERY TIME. 

[uberhaxor69]

@Poromenos1 what do you expect him to put???? in burges telephone scene????? well that makes no fucking sense

[MrPatrickGraham]

tap 9 really fast :L

[Pelonetillo]

or hold down 9

[masoCZE]

voldemort strikes back

[OrochiBorgieman]

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!" Oh no he didn't!

[PIGEON4DESSERT]

lol if you listen closely you can hear the words posted in the title :P

[specialkc9]

By far the worlds best insult

[Sarfaraz30]

@Pelonetillo you're an inanimate fucking object lol

[BrugesFan23]

press 9

[BRUTALSHANZ1988]

powned.

[tomday127]

@Poromenos1 if you wanted the punchline you should have probably watched the film

[lolomfgmen]

Yep, Jesus'll do that to ya.

[devilsmurf]

NO U!!!!

[DezzyDh96]

aren't all women inanimate fucking objects?

[maltelundell]

@DezzyDh96 Yes, but with emphasis on 'fucking' as opposed to 'inanimate'. ;)

[gwenger00]

hahaa WHAT!!!?

[bw0r5f0Ld]

HAHAHAHAHA LEGEND

[MrPrinzovdarkness]

lol

[BigGayBear2007]

I can't wait to see the new Harry Potter film!

"You're a wizard Harry!"

"YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HAGRID"

[SpiderFan23]

@BigGayBear2007 more like:

Harry: Voldermort; its the philosophers fucking stone.

Voldermort: YOU'RE THE PHILOSOPHERS FUCKING STONE!!!!!!!!

lol. still, urs wuz funnier

[MajorLeeScrewed]

I'm sorry I called you an inanimate fucking object.

[davelovesdrums]

Best scene in the movie by far. I nearly died! XD

[omardamanbeowulf]

which movie is this?

please reply!

[Pelonetillo]

in bruges

[omardamanbeowulf]

@Pelonetillo thanks, saw the movie but it was okay! :p

[yokartik]

@omardamanbeowulf

in bruges

[randomuser1975]

Does anyone know any other tv shows or film with the "You're..." retort?

I'll start with watch?v=7m3XqAwRE2s

[kigunda]

@randomuser1975 there was that time on the office (the episode 'Money') when michael said that they should ask powerpoint for advice and when oscar replied "it's a presentation tool, michael", michel retorted angrily "YOU ARE A PRESENTATION TOOL". I haven't checked if anyone has upped it on youtube yet

[tyranius]

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKIN' OBJECT!!"

God, I Lo'ld so hard on this one.

[Beelzeboogie]

Martin Mcdonagh needs to do more films. His dialogue is fucking brilliant.

[barneylupoo]

i laughed so hard when i saw this. so childish

[antidisastablish333]

@kunjidee Why don't you retreat back into the gutter and drown in a pile of horse sh** you sick f***! ):(

[NillumNaes]

@kunjidee umm... well there is that...

[frankyman321]

@kunjidee your a sick fuck for even thinking like that...

[chrisdrysdale]

class. absolute class. pop that in the notebook.

I love ralph fiennes he's brill in this!