Well, there's the time I asked a store clerk, who I knew had been pregnant, when she was due. She was wearing a baggy sweater, and she looked at me with death in her eyes and snarled, "A month ago."
Hé, great stuff here. U need more EM's? Well, IDK how far U want to go. I mean, I can think of EM's, but they are a little below the waist, when something starts to show. I'm sure U'd do it well, if U could bring it off w/o grossing urself out. Like, u're returning from the gym to the locker room, shirt over ur shoulder, crossing that 5' open hall when the young 1st year teacher you kinda feel something for just happens to be right there in the hall. Gruff old coach sees ur distress.
That happened to me at warcry... Minus the rain.
redflufflykins 2 years ago
"...sound it out, sound it out..." LMAO!
Well, there's the time I asked a store clerk, who I knew had been pregnant, when she was due. She was wearing a baggy sweater, and she looked at me with death in her eyes and snarled, "A month ago."
van11111 2 years ago
oh my gosh!!
haa
thats hilarious!
jaredknockout91 2 years ago
about the slipping in school, the exact same thing happened to me thursday.
linsisable 2 years ago
my sister cracked up at the "nose picker" lol
Love4MusicGirl03 2 years ago
jared your my hero <3<3<3
HerroTyrah 2 years ago
thanks =]
i wish you had a picture on your youtube
so i can see who you are
jaredknockout91 2 years ago
jared i miss yo ass
lily1235 2 years ago
Jared, I miss you :( <3
This made me laugh though :)
courtneydisaster 2 years ago
Hé, great stuff here. U need more EM's? Well, IDK how far U want to go. I mean, I can think of EM's, but they are a little below the waist, when something starts to show. I'm sure U'd do it well, if U could bring it off w/o grossing urself out. Like, u're returning from the gym to the locker room, shirt over ur shoulder, crossing that 5' open hall when the young 1st year teacher you kinda feel something for just happens to be right there in the hall. Gruff old coach sees ur distress.
ViciousVince 2 years ago
haha wow jared, your pretty cool (:
dht1221 2 years ago