money ?? power ?? girls and their pussies ?? don't make me laugh ... I fart and they are in panic ... it is enough for me ... cool as it only can be ... I do not need to eat caviar to feel great ...
it's not like I'm lazy ... I just have no reasons to try hard any more ... it's rather like "I can't get satisfaction" ... they say that woman wanan see if her man have any ambitions, if he is perspective for creating family ... so answer is "no I've got no ambitions" ... maybe it is just cause "he had it all, what can he want any more??". what may make him high ?? I ws on top. empty top. now I'm on bottom :) lol oh well, great ... :) lol no targets in my life, no ambitions. great as it is
Nothing better than being in the freezing cold and exercising to this beat.....Motivates me to push my cycling harder.....Gets me out of bed at 4am to just do it!
@pol1988 that song was so hard to find when youtube wasnt born yet. you can get the mp3 on beemp3 or 4shared (websites). i would type the url but i dont want to be marked as spam lol. just type xpress 2 - lazy . you could find it.
@STBNY just yesterday i was working in a club on some computers and the dj was testing his stuff and he put this. I just went Fuccccck!!!! tell me the damn song name i said!!!......... i hear it in the car so many times for the last few years and i couldn't get the name.. now i will listen to it so many times till i get sick of it
@kokkonosiko hahahaha im sure i would have reacted the same way. the last time heard it before here on youtube was when i had a portable cassette player and i was scrolling through FM stations and that song came up and i was trying to get clear reception but it was too weak!! i was hoping that the radio dj name the song title and artist but nope..... i finally found it after 10 years lol. but its not over. im still looking for other rare songs hahaha
@Bufekana Because there was not much music to find in the internet back then. Remember Napster, KaZaa and WinMX? As far as I can remember, those were the only music download programs back in the early 2000's. there werent much shared mp3s and many of us only had 56k dial-up connection/DSL. Those were the days!! LOL
@AsylumStudio that same thing happened to me. and downloading a 3MB mp3 took like how long? 10-20 minutes each? sometimes and hour! LOL I had a wnidows 98 runnning on 64MB ram and a 20GB hard drive lol.. the processor was 500mhz i think lol
@STBNY lol, i had a packard bell, 32mb ram, 333mhz, and a 2 gb harddrive. :).. beat that. :D. windows 98, and i had to install the whole OS system, which took 2 days :)
@AsylumStudio lmao ok thats a relic lol mine was compaq. my parents bought it and it was one of the "fastest" it was marked as Y2K-OK (remember that? lmao). was there any floppy disk involved with your installation?
@STBNY 2 Floppy disks and 2 CD's. mine was Y2K ok aswell, £1500, it costs. was that best in its range, until 2 weeks later, a 10gb came out :)....we were so pissed off :P
@AsylumStudio lmao that's how they get their money. but we got to admit the fact that 10gb was a lot back then lol :p ..right now, we think 2TB is a lot. but we forget that high quality media and programs that are made today require more memory and hard drive space. a blu-ray movie takes up 20-25gb if im not wrong.
@STBNY depends on the file size, usually, downlaoded from the interent, its about 5 gb. just for the movie. 2 TB is massive, i got 1.5 TB, 98% full, but i know i can delete most of the stuff like, films, programs. :D. Back in the day, when Mp3 came, it was a gods gift, a full song for free, then CDR's, lol. Now, kids have no idea how important the interent is, and what we used to do without it :)...and im only 24 :D
@AsylumStudio 98% full? sounds like you have all of the adobe products lol. CDRs were helpful. i burned them as mp3 CDs (700MB) instead of 84 minutes which carries less than 20 tracks. The internet is important. It help me find music that the radio doesnt even play. Guess what I'm 24 too lmao.
@STBNY same here :) I'm not sure how old this song is but when I first heard it I wasn't even in school yet I was still in kindergarden,.. I heard it about a week ago on the radio,..and here it is :)
@STBNY YES! I could remember the fat guy being as lazy as he could be and then i got a part of the lyrics, but I was so young that I wasnt really sure... Now I can be Happily Lazy for ever :)
@JuicyNights Lol Did you know that the internet 10-11 years ago did not have much information, music, programs, or other things to download? There was NO YouTube, there was no Myspace Social Nework, there was no Facebook and Windows 98 was still kicking. The majority of people had dialup connection which was sooo slow, that it takes 15min-2hrs to download ONE song. The radio rarely played that song and many of us didn't know the artist's name so of course this song was hard to find.
@JuicyNights Me looking for 10 years was 11 years ago ecause my comment is a year and a few months old. I must've been looking in to the wrong places and still could not find the song. Sometimes you take a break from searching, you know LOL I just happy that its here :p.
ΕΛΛΗΝΑΡΑΣ!!!
stamoslol 2 hours ago
im laaazy!
Nicoleeemilyx 1 day ago
should really check out 'house of x press 2', their new album is too good
JoeCollins91 4 days ago
pesma je dobra i ima lepu melodiju ali je spot jako glup!
StefanSERBIA018 5 days ago
@StefanSERBIA018 Spot i je vrhunski jebeno vrhunski.
FILA22081989 5 days ago
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Excelente Cansion De Verdad,Grandes Recuerdos Me Trae Cada Ves Que La Oigo
MrLuigiMixx 1 week ago
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MrLuigiMixx 1 week ago
Cant like cuz im lazy :( (this was written by my gf)
FILA22081989 1 week ago
excellent, just plain lazy
sacsayhuaman1 1 week ago
jebem vam mater americku!
LozgarNo1Serbia 2 weeks ago
@LozgarNo1Serbia Seljačino jadna ne kvari pjesmu svojim postojanjem.
FILA22081989 1 week ago
americans xD
60vNeon1 2 weeks ago
>2012
Still watching this music video
liam6478 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
@liam6478 i refuse.
pedrobettt 2 weeks ago
sometimes I feel like that lol
itslivefromdc 3 weeks ago
X-Press 2's Lazy > Bruno Mar's Lazy Song
PTKrzystek 3 weeks ago
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PTKrzystek 3 weeks ago
this video makes me wanna watch Idiocracy again
PufuletiSiBenzina 1 month ago
@PufuletiSiBenzina Haha Top Film!
tojezredz 4 weeks ago
He's living the dream
crigney123 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
This is the same guy in the Kelly Watch The Stars video
dcanmore 1 month ago
im lazy as fuck
whamboy200969 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
25 people are not lazy???
zdemii 1 month ago
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Lazy and got agirlfriend? girls arent fussy thesed ays
cymrutube3 1 month ago
how could any1 dislike this? - poor feckers
ABN2808 2 months ago
money ?? power ?? girls and their pussies ?? don't make me laugh ... I fart and they are in panic ... it is enough for me ... cool as it only can be ... I do not need to eat caviar to feel great ...
holekyo 2 months ago
it's not like I'm lazy ... I just have no reasons to try hard any more ... it's rather like "I can't get satisfaction" ... they say that woman wanan see if her man have any ambitions, if he is perspective for creating family ... so answer is "no I've got no ambitions" ... maybe it is just cause "he had it all, what can he want any more??". what may make him high ?? I ws on top. empty top. now I'm on bottom :) lol oh well, great ... :) lol no targets in my life, no ambitions. great as it is
holekyo 2 months ago
ooooooo
Daachiii 2 months ago
classics:)
grif319 2 months ago
I guess 2001. sth like this
iukei21 2 months ago
fuck brown nose arse
duffeknol 2 months ago
Who the f*uck is Bruno Mars ?
n1k0l0ff 2 months ago
what year, some, one tell, me ,xxx
nacre99 3 months ago
@camon666 this isn't the 90s bro!
robmdza 3 months ago
There is a mash up of this track featuring the acapella to this song and the instrumental mix of Disco Freaks Take Me to the Sun. Anyone heard it?
hydroanky 3 months ago
I miss the old music, old rock, old techno, old pop.
90' were such good times, every was better, and we didnt had to worry about so much stuff like we do these days.
camon666 3 months ago
Wot. A. Tune!!!
chadman93 3 months ago
this is my life. i'm actually about as lazy as the guy in the video. how depressing
TheAlmightyAss 3 months ago
I love it when he answers the phone and goes "Hello, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah".
dylanparrin 4 months ago
cant believe when i went to type this in all of the suggestions were the lazy song just shows you how much music has changed
aciidkiing 5 months ago 33
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usernameatthemoment 2 months ago
2002!!!!
MrRedshotz 5 months ago
press 9 (ahhhhhhh tht was good lol)
invaderofthedark 5 months ago
Classic!
19GirlBad 5 months ago
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Bob Stephenson??? Fight Club???
maximxuk 5 months ago
he might be lazy but he worked fucking hard putting in the effort to built that rig
electric417 5 months ago 2
Cool way to leave this world. Eating chocolate and killed by my own lazyness!!
andres1980b 5 months ago
i wonder how he takes a shit?
greenbeast1345 5 months ago
I totally forgot about this song!
robkijktmee 6 months ago
My sindhi bro :D
Jazzy12345ish 7 months ago
Nothing better than being in the freezing cold and exercising to this beat.....Motivates me to push my cycling harder.....Gets me out of bed at 4am to just do it!
Minxplus 7 months ago 2
lazy
hairydong 7 months ago
dam that couch looks comfy - where can i acquire such a couch?
hairydong 7 months ago
I began singing this to my mum to explain why my room's a mess. ; 3 ;
Lishaaaaaaa 8 months ago
WTF!!!! 00:20 ?????
billbarsch 8 months ago 25
@billbarsch
think catheter dude... lol
and you gotta shake it otherwise your gonna stain ur pants XD
stay cool
cheers from sunny croatia
bruno84st 2 months ago
@billbarsch u dont knw?
hahhaha
junanijatun 3 weeks ago
what TV channel is that?
DjFnX 8 months ago
@DjFnX Lazy TV
theraperance 8 months ago
"X-Press 2 ft. David BRYNE" What are they thinking?
Chris69Ogier 8 months ago
lazyy
gilone1 8 months ago
If there was also a blowjob stuff I would live forever on that couch.
danyel31 8 months ago 2
This song is my life for past three years (nothing to be proud of!).
DesolateMan92 8 months ago
Louis Fine and The Lazy Woman had a boy! He looks like his dad and behaves like his mother.
fluffypinkandmoist 9 months ago
... i wonder HOW MUCH WORK it took to set up all that stuff. He has a right to be lazy.
icosta2much 9 months ago
... I wonder how long it took to set up all that stuff.
muurgadroid 9 months ago
Is it just me or does the singer sound ridiculously similar to Robbie Williams?
xalspaero 9 months ago
@xalspaero was JUST about to say that,i was searching robbie williams ..
FadingAwayxo 9 months ago
takes me back :D
smilyboi10 9 months ago
This guy deserves to be lazy after setting all this shit up!
stephenouve 9 months ago
what name song 1:36?
ivandamjanov 10 months ago
@ivandamjanov Fatboy Slim - Push the tempo
DarkestMetal 9 months ago
19 energic people
dumitrescuiulian 10 months ago
EPIC
johnybladex 10 months ago
hated this when it came out, its jus got better with age thow, love it now
SuperBILLBOBAGGINS 10 months ago
The first time I kissed a girl in a nightclub, I was 13, was the year of 2002, I was powered by ABSOLUT VODKA, and played this song!
She was 15 years old and already an expert on the subject! ehehhehehehe
It was unforgettable!
hehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe
Classic!!!!
ricardinhomascaro 1 year ago 42
@ricardinhomascaro
how the fuck did you get in a nightclub if you were 13?
thigor1 2 months ago
@thigor1 Brasil...hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha
ricardinhomascaro 2 months ago
somebody can give me the lyric ?
excesodeluz 1 year ago
@excesodeluz type the song and then type lyrics.. you should be able to get it
STBNY 1 year ago
@excesodeluz on google i mean
STBNY 1 year ago
@DTR75 lol.. i really love this song.
STBNY 1 year ago
i was looking this song so so many time..
rorito666 1 year ago
@rorito666 you are no thte only one lol
STBNY 1 year ago
good memories never die
TheSpeedmanfly 1 year ago
SERIOUS TUNNAGE!
logom0 1 year ago
Im even more lasy from this guy in the vid..
hehe.:))))
Patriot1389 1 year ago
love the intro
bearcagela 1 year ago
Dammit, why it says DAVID BRYNE instead BYRNE?
MrOreshkin 1 year ago
that's the way u can Spoil urself !
Amazing song and video.
sumantaborah 1 year ago
ggg
Mihaiudarr 1 year ago
Of course, he'd need to get up every now and then to go and buy more eggs, bread and coffee.
TheHeroHartmut 1 year ago
Brings back memories..
=D
lak94 1 year ago
The first time I laughed, this time I might cry.
It just dawned on me that the dude probably dies from starvation lying there on the floor.
But it's a cool vid and song anyway.
Hoshimaru57 1 year ago
"oh im wicked n im lazy" <~ this song is really such a meaning to my self lol
DB's voice is so smexy
euro dance music = <3
ShawneePhan 1 year ago
This video makes me feel better about myself...
thatguywithnoname 1 year ago
Story of my life XD
ollie66602 1 year ago
16 people were too lazy to put thumbs up
sebasnadilo 1 year ago 3
@sebasnadilo If they were lazy then they wouldn't bother pressing the dislike butting which takes just as much effort...
thatguywithnoname 1 year ago
first time i heard this remix I asked a friend if this was talking heads, my friend said no way. He sounded so certain and i felt silly.
but but but it is David fckn Byrne... I only knew today i wasn't too wrong about it.
I like this remix vmuch. xpress 2 makes DB sounds much better.
haimeiw 1 year ago
Man I'm lazy .... really lazy today...
Zaro7 1 year ago
The good old mtv europe the fridge dayz....Lol
NigerianRocker 1 year ago
I never posted that comment "horrid song" which I have deleted. never heard this song before.
numanboy 1 year ago
This song = house, todays house songs = commercial shit.
Zuconja 1 year ago
TUUNE! MEMORIES!!
logom0 1 year ago
the best song ever!!!! isn't it???
katiaki13 1 year ago 3
Since I was young I loved this song ! STILL DO ! xD
ChloeTheTragicMess 1 year ago 2
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numanboy 1 year ago
Some folks make decisions, some folks clean the streets..
dondriedons 1 year ago
MASTERS OF ZEVL ZEVL HARD!
h5q 1 year ago
3:12 HUNGRY? WHY WAIT? GRAB A SNICKERS.
STBNY 1 year ago
I've been looking for this song for 10 god damn years
STBNY 1 year ago 150
@STBNY ME TOO!
pol1988 1 year ago
@pol1988 that song was so hard to find when youtube wasnt born yet. you can get the mp3 on beemp3 or 4shared (websites). i would type the url but i dont want to be marked as spam lol. just type xpress 2 - lazy . you could find it.
STBNY 1 year ago
@STBNY just yesterday i was working in a club on some computers and the dj was testing his stuff and he put this. I just went Fuccccck!!!! tell me the damn song name i said!!!......... i hear it in the car so many times for the last few years and i couldn't get the name.. now i will listen to it so many times till i get sick of it
kokkonosiko 1 year ago
@kokkonosiko hahahaha im sure i would have reacted the same way. the last time heard it before here on youtube was when i had a portable cassette player and i was scrolling through FM stations and that song came up and i was trying to get clear reception but it was too weak!! i was hoping that the radio dj name the song title and artist but nope..... i finally found it after 10 years lol. but its not over. im still looking for other rare songs hahaha
STBNY 1 year ago
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kokkonosiko 1 year ago
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kokkonosiko 1 year ago
@kokkonosiko sure no problem. i dont mind helping each other finding more songs. :p
STBNY 1 year ago
@STBNY Easy to find mate - you're just too lazy!
karaloca 11 months ago 4
@karaloca lol what? yea now its easy but not back when the internet wasnt big on music sharing
STBNY 11 months ago
@STBNY YOU KNOW !!!
mastersbx3 11 months ago
@mastersbx3 i will never get tired of this song
STBNY 11 months ago
@STBNY
He he
Me toooooooo :))))
The best song ever :))))
Eralame 11 months ago
@Eralame :D :D :D :D
STBNY 11 months ago
@STBNY lol I m too lazy to search for 10 years...
Pacorulho 9 months ago
@STBNY why soo long?!
Bufekana 9 months ago
@Bufekana Because there was not much music to find in the internet back then. Remember Napster, KaZaa and WinMX? As far as I can remember, those were the only music download programs back in the early 2000's. there werent much shared mp3s and many of us only had 56k dial-up connection/DSL. Those were the days!! LOL
STBNY 9 months ago
@STBNY 56k dial up. with the tones :). miss those days!!!
AsylumStudio 9 months ago
@AsylumStudio LOL I remember the static sound when it's connecting.
STBNY 9 months ago
@STBNY o ye....looool. and the major disapointment when it never connected! :D or some picked up the phone.....
AsylumStudio 9 months ago
@AsylumStudio that same thing happened to me. and downloading a 3MB mp3 took like how long? 10-20 minutes each? sometimes and hour! LOL I had a wnidows 98 runnning on 64MB ram and a 20GB hard drive lol.. the processor was 500mhz i think lol
STBNY 9 months ago
@STBNY lol, i had a packard bell, 32mb ram, 333mhz, and a 2 gb harddrive. :).. beat that. :D. windows 98, and i had to install the whole OS system, which took 2 days :)
AsylumStudio 9 months ago
@AsylumStudio lmao ok thats a relic lol mine was compaq. my parents bought it and it was one of the "fastest" it was marked as Y2K-OK (remember that? lmao). was there any floppy disk involved with your installation?
STBNY 9 months ago
@STBNY 2 Floppy disks and 2 CD's. mine was Y2K ok aswell, £1500, it costs. was that best in its range, until 2 weeks later, a 10gb came out :)....we were so pissed off :P
AsylumStudio 9 months ago
@AsylumStudio lmao that's how they get their money. but we got to admit the fact that 10gb was a lot back then lol :p ..right now, we think 2TB is a lot. but we forget that high quality media and programs that are made today require more memory and hard drive space. a blu-ray movie takes up 20-25gb if im not wrong.
STBNY 9 months ago
@STBNY depends on the file size, usually, downlaoded from the interent, its about 5 gb. just for the movie. 2 TB is massive, i got 1.5 TB, 98% full, but i know i can delete most of the stuff like, films, programs. :D. Back in the day, when Mp3 came, it was a gods gift, a full song for free, then CDR's, lol. Now, kids have no idea how important the interent is, and what we used to do without it :)...and im only 24 :D
AsylumStudio 9 months ago
@AsylumStudio 98% full? sounds like you have all of the adobe products lol. CDRs were helpful. i burned them as mp3 CDs (700MB) instead of 84 minutes which carries less than 20 tracks. The internet is important. It help me find music that the radio doesnt even play. Guess what I'm 24 too lmao.
STBNY 8 months ago
@STBNY same here :) I'm not sure how old this song is but when I first heard it I wasn't even in school yet I was still in kindergarden,.. I heard it about a week ago on the radio,..and here it is :)
GoVNO1998 8 months ago
@STBNY Me too :O
DelTevynes 8 months ago
@STBNY YES! I could remember the fat guy being as lazy as he could be and then i got a part of the lyrics, but I was so young that I wasnt really sure... Now I can be Happily Lazy for ever :)
soiunholograma 7 months ago
@soiunholograma Hahaha! :p
STBNY 7 months ago
@STBNY Yeah . . . . but isn't it great!!
dunc040 5 months ago
@dunc040 Greater than anything else that's great :D
STBNY 5 months ago
@STBNY u might need to improve your search technique's... just saying.
JuicyNights 5 months ago
@JuicyNights Lol Did you know that the internet 10-11 years ago did not have much information, music, programs, or other things to download? There was NO YouTube, there was no Myspace Social Nework, there was no Facebook and Windows 98 was still kicking. The majority of people had dialup connection which was sooo slow, that it takes 15min-2hrs to download ONE song. The radio rarely played that song and many of us didn't know the artist's name so of course this song was hard to find.
STBNY 5 months ago
@STBNY so you're saying that you stopped looking ten years ago? what about 3 years ago, or 2 years ago :)
JuicyNights 5 months ago
@JuicyNights Me looking for 10 years was 11 years ago ecause my comment is a year and a few months old. I must've been looking in to the wrong places and still could not find the song. Sometimes you take a break from searching, you know LOL I just happy that its here :p.
STBNY 5 months ago 2
Sem comentarios hehehe
jader737 1 year ago
this is me
241sexy 1 year ago
i think everyone wanted to be like the guy in this video... sometimes
urukwarior 1 year ago 34
Loool at people pretending to be lazy to look cool.
YesMaybeNever 1 year ago 3
shit, someone almost as lazy as me!
MrWallyishere 1 year ago
Thanks! JUST what I needed now {LOL~}
CeeGeeZ 1 year ago
my mom told me to watch this cuz am soo lazy x'DDDDD i wanna be like this guy lmao xD
DarkBloodySkull 1 year ago
@DarkBloodySkull your mom rocks.
starckar 1 year ago
I thought i was lazy, but this guy is the definition of lazy!
madamecarroll 1 year ago 2
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SpaceAlbanian21 1 year ago
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apaulocreed 1 year ago
dzisiejszy dzień rozpoczynam tą piosenką, i jutrzejszy też, może właściwie cały następny tydzień będę lazy..a co tam
radzia102 1 year ago
those eggs were not perfect... Also love this tune and vid.. good memories!! XD
ellenripleyfan 1 year ago
This one reminds me of you Farah.....Fabric days x
julietg71 1 year ago
it's my daughter!
talkingwall 1 year ago
this soms talks about laziness, but it makes me wanna move, run
this song is amazing for long runs on the street
nathy000001 1 year ago
i love this song and video........LAZY......brings back memories
sweetsassysashy 1 year ago
at least he's pulling somthing ;p
Q8sugargirl 1 year ago
this song describes me a lot))))) every morning as i'm lazy as the guy in this video)))))
conrad3115 1 year ago
I love this video, especially the bit where he watches the workout video (that's what I often do with workout videos....)
Vispateresa3 1 year ago
Super lazy!!!!!!!!!!!
Pupoz81 1 year ago
video is awsomeeeeee
frikuscha 1 year ago
2002 my year
logom0 1 year ago
So if that's how he wees how does he poo?
piipppy1 1 year ago
@piipppy1 he shit in his hand and throw it out of the window
BongoOldChap 1 year ago 3
@BongoOldChap Beautiful
ElLiamoDiablo 1 year ago
ewhh 21-22 looks like hes wanking himself"
123playboyunited 1 year ago
damn am i lazy. good video.
MrWillduke 1 year ago
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'lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day', you wouldn't have one if you were like that LOL- Great Song 5 stars
PCChapman123 1 year ago
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PCChapman123 1 year ago
The beginning sounds like the beginning of Helen Sharpe´s - Got 2 Have Your Love.
ITherealMarcomanI 1 year ago
Add a computer with WoW and it's a couple millions wet dream.
zabaoth 1 year ago 2
I want these gadgets, but I'm fucked when there's a power cut!!!
johnmckinlay67 1 year ago
Just have a generator, or UPS, or someone else running on a wheel like a hamster?!
sengoku7 1 year ago