American Jesus

[EmmittBrownBTTF1]

Just when did JC drink the Republican kool aid?

[LexeconKiddo]

That's one heck of a ConservaMullet there, Haysoooos! Rock on!

[JerFish12]

not exactly accurate but FUNNY as crap. Damn straight im going to beat any child that misbehaves...

[LucasI3434]

I almost thought it was Chuck Norris at first.

[pimplefiend12]

yeah that about spells out the states for yah they think jesus was american, god is white and heres the best bit 87% of the states are christian and 96% hate the middle east and where does chritianity come from yep you guessed it the big ole middl east now thats a bit strange if you ask me

[AThagoras]

Halleluyah!

[SurferRosa79]

Amen!

[MrRedFredSaid]

lolz. This is hilarious.

[StateOfAolbainia]

BabiesAndRazorBlades

Is anything on you tube relevant?

[D119heavy]

this is hilarious

[BabiesAndRazorBlades]

eh 5/10

Not really seeing how this is relevant.

[bluebitch55]

redneck bible

moun'en deee izz da best soda evrrrrrrrrrrr

jesus loves nascar!!!!

jesus loves my trailer

jesus loves to watch me bang my sister(S)

Git r done

[sonofjaybirdswind]

nice video!

[sneakybutler]

if god came to earth with his bitch (dont really care not a holy cunt myself) he would probably take 1 look at yankee pissland and um dshit on it 100000000000000000000000 times over

[mryoda]

Jesus is alive......

yep, it is true, he lives in Texas and is Mexican friend of mine who sells burritos :D

[LGSAUSAGE]

It's amazing that americans are making fun of their own country and still want to live in it.

[FuckReligiousPeople]

no one wants to live here

[LGSAUSAGE]

Ok then leave!! ..........What are you waiting for, go on get out!!

[FuckReligiousPeople]

1) im a felon.

2) no job means no money

3) you need money to get out

4) fuck this bitch ass cunt country

[LGSAUSAGE]

Damn dude, You are serious.I really do hope things get better for you!!

[FuckReligiousPeople]

i wish i were in canada but now i need a passport -.-

[bugogorac]

Pretty much sums it up... in a minute and a half...

Makes me wonder...

[ShockGuey5173]

America, God's choice country, I mean continent, I mean GOD BLESS THE US of Ayyyyyyy!!!!

[TheHatefulDead]

Jesus comforts me in my times of tribulation.

Thank You, Jesus.

(Remember, only Faux News is fair and balanced...

...Like Jesus)

[wmd1]

Let us all pause a moment to adore the holy mullet. Jesus is the best American ever.

[baudiirocz]

Hes the farmers barren fields The force the army wields The expession in the faces Of the starving children The power of the man Hes the fuel that drives the clan Hes the motive and conscience Of the murderer Hes the preacher on t.v. The false sincerity The form letter thats written By the big computers Hes the nuclear bombs And the kids with no moms And Im fearful that Hes inside me

[Silko3000]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

:P

[ameliaKane]

McCain's wife's beer? lol

[bonangusacdc]

Comedy Jesus is just hysterical. And very clever too and that comes across.

[scobum]

what I don't get is , did jesus want to give rich people all the money, did Jesus say when your cheek was slapped Nuke em? and when he met the prostitute did he say , lets stone her? then how can he have been republican. :P

[kyaamy]

They flag in the background is facing the wrong way

[joefury23]

thank god for redneck jesus and his goddamn mullet

[danfive555]

You are the best American ever, Jesus.

[lanananans]

hahaahaha-say it man!!! :D

[NicoleDeSantis]

Jesus is wearing an American Flag robe! He must be on our side!

[JustAnotherPrimate]

Awesome! So glad to have found your channel!

[RDJim]

what's this? Mullet Jesus?

[Dalbert342]

GREAT WORK...see ya at the Comedy Fest,man

[olgakay]

haha See you at the Comedy Fest

-OLgaKay

[AnotherGoddess]

This is the way so many people think. Amazing!!! but true.

[AnonymousBChurch]

isn't this the exact opposite of Westboro Baptist? WBC says God hates America, America is doomed.

[voyzovrezon]

Why not CNN as well? Afterall, they have those wonderful faith forums sponsored by Messiah College!

[ooglebydoogleby]

everybody knows jesus is scotish you imposter.

[Wintermute01001]

Why is Jesus on a swing?

[lisamariefan]

This video is made of win.

[DjElektus]

I prefer to have my kids eaten by bears.

[stagism]

This is so going to my favorites.

[LetsGetGroovy]

Amen.

[lordtalon69]

Nice one ... and tho sarcastic its sad but true :)

[sapperbloggs]

Stun gun for children? Well it's about time.

Thankyou jesus.

[CentabyteZero]

Mullet Jesus!

[frid9999]

Jesus saves again.

[Dalbert342]

Amen,Jesus...love sarcasm

[CousinoMacul]

I like the look Jesus!

[Rahab111222]

Thanks for the vid, Jesus, you rock!

[BayerLexan]

God Bless You jesus!

[feherman86]

Amen my Brother!

[reticulation]

Hallelujah!