Scrubs - Ted celebrates Kelso leaving

[ninjabastard2]

i love that he just puts all the pills in his mouth while she is talking! xD

[tubeyoukonto]

the fact that the janitor knows that his mouth is filling up with blood makes me think he ran over a few people in his life xD

[opblaasballon]

Ahwww poor Ted...Still funny though xD

[obsessionchik4]

Oh wow there i am scarred for life forever oh god its justin bieber

[MiniSpasticNinja]

:O Ted sounds like an Eewok now......... :D EVEN BETTER !!

[AveryHayes]

Holy shit dude Ted's toned

[DaveKurtandFaye]

AWWAHAOOHHOAHHHHGHH

[ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

ted is the true pokerface

[kjw19stl]

So having a Black friend makes you cooler, and having a White friend is great when you're getting pulled over by the police (according to Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock).

I wonder what u get when u have an Asian or Hispanic friend?

[brawlerboy2121]

@kjw19stl in a shit load of trouble....trust me

[Wutehell777]

I feel sorry for Ted in the end when he goes like "nguuuummmm.... :("

[DoucheFagX]

JD's face at 0:02 is totally like "i'll hug you ted"

[yankees032778]

When I'm with my black friends I definitely feel much cooler

[2ndCthulhu]

Ted always passes out in the best ways.

[azurewrath999]

Why is he naked. lol

[julianking93]

Wow....I gotta admit, I'm surprised at how good Ted's body is XD

[ABells92]

I'M BEAUTIFUL AND I'M FREE

[CheesyRachie]

"HAHAHAHA I'M FREEE, I'M FREE, I'M BEAUTIFUL AND I'M FREEEEE, I'M FREE, GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, IT'S FINALLY OVER, I'M FREEEEE" *SLAM*

[SscubaStevee]

OOOOROHGH

[TheMadman815]

Gotta love Ted.

[Maftec]

Heres some Painkillers. Will give you 200 extra health!

[NinjaCyborgJesus]

I have to say Ted is in great shape...

[Lazander100]

ted sounded like a sad wookie at the end xD

[harry2harry2harry]

@keinemachtdenfrauen (who says "the German voices are way cooler")

You must be kidding, Germans have no sense of humour whatsoever (yes I see the paradox)

[keinemachtdenfrauen]

die deutschen stimmen sind 1000 mal cooler ;)

[danksch]

@keinemachtdenfrauen kommt dir nur so vor weil dus gewohnt bist auf deutsch

[TheClearRain]

omg ted got triceps?

[EvanProductions2]

Or surprise wutever

[EvanProductions2]

He was smiling not for happiness, he panicked and slammed the breaks and smiled in horror.

[the0real0Suraru]

holy shit at 0:34 he was smiling, what a asshole

[LoneWolf7390]

@the0real0Suraru

More of an "Oh shit!" teeth clench.

[the0real0Suraru]

@LoneWolf7390 no not the janitor, the janitor would laugh his ass off

[Shenlung67]

@the0real0Suraru or he was grimacing in a really ugly way. lolz

[iLovePCxD]

@the0real0Suraru No he wasnt.

[noahmennie]

You saw janitor's face when he was driving against Ted? HE HAD A SMILE ON HIS FACE! STUPID ASSHOLE!

[Sindal55]

@noahmennie

I think it was acutally just clenching his teeth from trying to break and the suprise

[behzad4ever]

@noahmennie gooood

[Lazander100]

either hes tongue is very fragile or he must have bit it really hard when janitor hits him

[kaosxdarkness]

heres some painkillers

(ted downs them all)

have one every four hours

[trvius]

I love the way he spins around when he passes out lol

[YXAznXY]

GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!! xD

[MrHyugaTepez]

I'm feeling sorry for the guy with the phone. :S

[twiggy695]

Ted: I need one of those

JD: A hug

Ted: No, a black friend

[JakobsAccount]

He's expression at the end is priceless...

[chiajack5]

haha ted has awesome sayings

[dylanroo]

teds sexy!

[djkalja]

"23" stiches.....

[Britneyonfire]

"Noo a black friend... I think it would make me much cooler."

LMAO at the shot on his face during that part.

[Robertdosje]

WOW! XD

[Stinkfly3]

He streaked!

[luukvideo]

pause at 0:50

[HorcruxTheKing]

rotfl

[RachaelxDepp]

Yipes.

[jkshoujk]

"One of those, every 4 hours"

*Scarfs them all*

rofl

[csibatmanfan]

Ted FTW!

[renoo27]

Ahh season 7 always makes me so happy. :) I got it on DVD for Christmas and my brother and I watched the whole thing that night. So now it always reminds me of Christmas haha.

[Shehdginger]

poor thing!!

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

Wait..if im black do i still need a black friend?

[freakentitans]

LOL!! With a comment like that, ur cool on ur own.. hahahaa

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

:D yay!

[scallywag86]

couldn`t hurt...

if all else fails, Scots are pretty cool too

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

Hmm i'll think about it

[ljboyd8]

no you need a white friend cuz your to cool and a white friend brings you coolness down to normal lol basic science

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@ljboyd8 :D lol

[Snaggbash2000]

If ur black then you need a white nerd or something :P

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@Snaggbash2000 XD lol i already have one of those

[Cloudrunner1deluxe]

i agree you need a white best fried so you look cooler then you already are:D

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@Cloudrunner1deluxe :D thats what everyone says

[yungsoulja09]

@Cloudrunner1deluxe hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaa­aahhhhhhhhhaaaaa

[LLLLLLE7]

"GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!!!!!" lol that guy looked so freaked out =]

[lukedangerfallon]

poor ted

[number3665]

everyone should have at least one black friend ted ill be urs if u need one hahaha

[glenndonnelly92]

my best m8 is black and he's wkd :D

[islander1415]

Ted's "sad-sack" (in the words of John C. McGinley) groan as heard at the end of this clip is out-fucking-standing

[HaruFlower]

"I should be offended but he's right."

Epic. :3

[Wolferl12]

@HaruFlower "I need some of those!"

"a hug?"

"no a black friend, i think it would make me much cooler"

[bluemeat]

lol ted sound like chewy at the end xD

[islander1415]

hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahh­a bluemeat, that just made my night.

[menno89]

It´s scary how Ted appears at the beginning. and then says ''I need one of those''

[RadTheCowboy]

"I need one of those"

"A hug?"

"No, a black best friend"

[NegahNegah77]

1:22  :D:D

[krook205]

Ted! no talking!

[Mammothtankgrind]

Gotta love that blood splat from his mouth xD

[3qwenc]

awesome, jus' awesome 3q3

[mofemobile]

i want you take one every 4 hours... haahhaha

[Electronaut76]

0:50 "oh boy there he goes.." *ted collapses* :)

[Hige1031]

holy shit.... is it just me or dose ted alwas have the most brutal knock outs

[TruthThanks]

nah i think ur right

[TruthThanks]

TEDS GREATEST MOMENT

[KuruGDI]

the blood at 0:50 is very well done!

[MrNels0n]

i wish my grandpa smelt like peppermint

[shauncairns]

i saw that on e4 and they censored the blood :| and then the one when jd's bro pranks him with the dead spine guy they zoomed right in on it so it was distorted

[landcruiser151]

wow that the worst sack whack ever

[Davidrsq]

Oh men, i laugh SO hard when i saw the blood jumping in the air... HAHAHAHA.....

[partygirl209]

lucky he got bump with a van outside a hosptial!!

[neonfoxincolour]

I'M BEAUTIFUL AND I'M FREE!!!!!

[Borgmeister100]

haha i loved it wen the nurse just dropped everything she was carrying

[Kannnas]

nice

[felixblogger]

Lol "your gonna pass out aren't you?"...."Yup, there he goes..." funny shit.

[greysanatomyfreak101]

oh boy there he goes

lol

poor ted

[AGUYWHO]

I need one of those

A hug?

No a black friend

[CharleeBabexOx]

they don't show the blood bit on uk tv. D:

[Alasjudgment]

they did for me, and I live in Sheffield. Great episode

[CharleeBabexOx]

ohh. what time did you watch it though? if it was later in the evening then yeah they probably would have included it.

[Alasjudgment]

can't remember, maybe late, but usually it's on mid-day when i choose to watch it anyway

[BlayBoi]

yipes ! hahahahah awesome

[dougpryce92]

0:29

GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!!!!!!! tht was hilarious

[svetting]

are you not talking cuz ur mouth is filling up with blood?

nod

you're gonna pass out arent u?

nod

oooh there he goes. lol

[shadey788]

why are the thumbs down

[monkeyfunforidiots]

because the people who pressed the thumbs down button did not like or agree with the comment.

and the american voices are much better

[shadey788]

whatever

[STK87]

The Germans & French ruin sitcoms! Whats wrong with subtitles?!?

[6FGX9]

they make me loose attention that should be payed on the dialogues etc

& how the fuck do i talk O.o xD

[Zygaenidae]

wounderful :D

[Bahi2025]

I'm beautiful and I'm free! I'm free! Gimme some sugar! xDDD

[Anthony2614]

Ted's thumbs up is hilarious!

[MyHogwartsRomance]

lol! ted sounded like a dog howling when he was trying to talk :D

[paulc2k9]

its finally over im free im free lol 0:32

[achmedshouseoffun]

TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED

[ant851114]

wow ted has got a good body.

[clouddancer9875]

ROFL...Ted is hilarious...LEGEND

[Deekaytm]

ahahahaha i saw this episode just recently :')

[kramt203]

the end -> D:

[finnishnin]

The Jumping blood was a nice touch.

[Eluzara]

That moan at the end is IMO Ted's saddest moment.

[Aft3rMiDn1Ght]

ROFL Pause at 51 seconds blood squirting rofl

[plainbond]

wen the blood spurts out his mouth thats gross!

[54spiritedwill54]

yay ted

[vandriver85]

how many differnt ford vans does the janitor have? i think that was the 3rd ive seen him drive.

[hardcore582]

lmao poor ted

[6shadow6lord6]

"I need one of those."

"A hug?"

"No, a black friend. I think it'll make me much cooler."

[skulljack7]

lol he took like @ll the pills...

[RyshyB10Z]

teds the best :)

[Bartman954]

I love how the nurse just drops what's she carrying when she sees Teddy.

[shaneswedish25]

GImme some sugar!!

hahahahahha

[randycock]

" your gonna pass out arnt you"

"there he goes"

hahahahahaha

[bonkman64]

poor poor ted...

[cowzorz]

Owerrooorrrerr...!

Tedd! No talking!

[dunetepes]

Are you not talking because your mouth is filled with blood? lol

[Chimera1591]

Teds right i do need a black friend. i wonder if i would get knock out if i go up to a black guy and say you wanna be friends because you'll make me cooler. LMFAO

[Davidkelly91ver2]

IM FREE IM FREE!!!!

[jonnydale123456789]

whooooooooooop ted lol

[parnell909]

poor ted his life is shite :)

[moshokikio]

ted ruels!!!!!

[NumbBanana]

I'm free! GIVE ME SOME SUGAR

[Pr00z3]

Tedd's the best. xD

[mosherk1d]

WOOOOO! Go ted!"

[Currivajio]

WOOOOOOOOO TED!!!!!!!!

[IceCube327]

poor Ted lol

[gmeeker94]

yay ted