my dude friend at my school winked @ me an i wuz like "dude!!!" he wuz like oops i have an involuntary wink and he pretty much explained just like you did in this vid lol.
I involuntarily wink every time I have some sort of awkward or violent-ish daydream *happens a lot on the train which I take daily*. I usually tend to be looking at the buffest, scariest men without even noticing too >.<
My old music teacher does this. I saw him yesterday at a cafe with his family and when he saw me he winked and asked how I was, all I could think of was this video :D
I went through these weird like muscle spasems I mean I was once on a date ( that's new ) and I ended up having the spazem in my leg and kicking my dates chair knocking him down and hitting the other lady next to him and her fork his it arm like really went in to his arm! He dident talk to me again for a while
I used to have an awkward sexy eyebrow raising phase. I would look at my tutor or my sister or my various pets (non mammals included) and raise my eyebrows at the in which I knew was the same way I raised them for blokes I fancied.
What can I say. I have homosexual, incest, bestial eyebrows. Thankfully I have now managed to get them under control. Yay!
I just came across you and this was the first of your videos I have seen, and I subscribed! You are another one of those english youtubers I like! (Along with charlieissocoollike and nerimon)
Final fantasy, is an rpg, the only one that i need, its the rpg for me. final fantasy is all that i play, all other games are lame, it puts them all to shame, i only play games that are popular! i only buy the games that magazines tell me to buy, that way i know i get good games for sure, i may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my behind....
Is this guy straight? I was watching Banananeil and this was at the side for some reason. Just wonderin. Aside from that, this guy is funny and he played Final Fantasy music at the end!! *subscribed* XD
When you said that he had said "I was abused as a child" I very literally face-palmed. I didn't have any particularly odd teachers, but I did have one when I was 13 that liked to explain to us how to properly make wine.
Ok do the same thing with my homework. TEACHER: do u have ur homework? ME: no. TEACHER: y not. ME: cuz I left it at home. (Then they have me call my mom so she can bring it to me.) ME: mom, I left my homework at home. MOM: well were is it. I can bring it to u. ME: its in my room (and my room is such a masive mess that you can't even see my flore. Or find anything, muchless homework that doesn't even exsist) lol but they bought it lol
This video has been the highlight of my Wednesday, but I laughed so utterly hard. I'm not even entirely sure why, either. But hey, I'm not complaining.
aww your so awkward thats its even more cute cuz im the same way in being overly awkward that when i try being flirtatious nothing goes as planned so i dont really flirt too much lol
I started doing something similar after the World Cup, I kept on involuntarily giving thumbs up for no reason, like the footballers would to one another while playing.
You used my first name in the first clip, my middle name in the second clip, and some how said my last name amid that accent in the third clip. I'm scared.
actually I have had an awkward winking phase, my eye used to feel weird all the time so I'd constantly blink it since it felt 'lazy' like when u get a lazy eye, and once my friend had to bail me out coz this girl thought I'd winked at her (some kinda deep convo was going on with someone dying etc) and she got rly mad.. tho I could not help it at all..
Oh, just Dan, smoking a sharpie.
justkeepdrawing 5 hours ago
i went onto VU and it came up vet urine
clumsypixie1 6 hours ago
and the expectations wink; replaying it 8271892741874 times<3
IAmNoSuperHuman 11 hours ago
im replaying 0:13 like 1928491248 times!<3
IAmNoSuperHuman 11 hours ago
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IAmNoSuperHuman 11 hours ago
hey i like you *punch* oops...
BeMegaCrazy 16 hours ago
For AGESSSSS I thought this vid was called 'Inappropriate WAnking'
HAHAHA.
ruby1sweet 18 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I thought of it like that.
RandomObsessiveGirl 20 hours ago
You're so funny :')
rubytwftw 21 hours ago
sexy
Chelsea6507 1 day ago
THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPEND..... for fuck sake. LMAO
triplaur 1 day ago 2
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brooksinae 1 day ago
I've already subscribed, but at the end, I had to press the big red button anyway :')
AnonymousDudess 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I love you dude, but can you please learn to spell? Text talk is so annoying -_-
missykissx 1 day ago
@missykissx The whole point is that he talks like that... He won't usually do it
AnonymousDudess 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
*shudder* I thought of the Whip Cream thing like you did... Before you even said it sounds dirty XD I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.
Rainpeltemily 1 day ago
chokobo ending?
TwistedRainbowSock 2 days ago
my dude friend at my school winked @ me an i wuz like "dude!!!" he wuz like oops i have an involuntary wink and he pretty much explained just like you did in this vid lol.
XxXAbbyAlohaXxX 2 days ago
YOUR BOOBS ARE LOPSIDED!
KTloveswrestling1221 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
So, let me get this straight: you think you can't wink all sexy like? ARE YOU BLIND????
1Juju1235 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Does dan have a tattoo on his cheast ?
sharmrock1 2 days ago
@sharmrock1 no. it was sharpie to make him look like he had boobs.
KTloveswrestling1221 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@sharmrock1 no he drew on cleavage!!! lol
thestefanabingdonlov 1 day ago
I once accidentally winked at my math teacher in high school ,,,, ugh *facepalm*
I'm not even going to explain why it happened ...
ekilcoin460 2 days ago
That expectation wink. omg I think i just legitimately swooned. LITRALEE.
denise14x 3 days ago 28
i have to say, dan makes a sexy woman XD
tdglover9 3 days ago in playlist Reasons why Dan's a fail!
I involuntarily wink every time I have some sort of awkward or violent-ish daydream *happens a lot on the train which I take daily*. I usually tend to be looking at the buffest, scariest men without even noticing too >.<
MrJason300 3 days ago
Haha He's spraying ax at the man........does he really stink that bad??
ItsSoPuffy 3 days ago
What is the song at the end? Its cool O.o
summergal181 3 days ago
@summergal181 It's the Chocobo Theme from Final Fantasy! :]
Wonderfulpickle 3 days ago
You look like Anthony of Smosh!
EmBot360 3 days ago
Do a shirtless video. PLEASE.
greendaygrrrl1997 3 days ago
Woop.!:D youre awesome.(:
xXKupkakeKissesXx 4 days ago
OMG I did the exact same thing a while ago no kidding. SOOO akward
UnbalancedAlex 4 days ago
The irony being you winking is the sexiest thing I've ever seen...not sure if you should feel complimented, or if my life's completely sad.
WalkingIntoTheSunset 4 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Wait, what was whipped cream and Lara Croft supposed to mean? If not the dirtiness I thought of?
AlenIsStillHere 4 days ago
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0:44 OMG the expectations
bregmlah 4 days ago
Expectation wink: hot and I am now ded. The other one... Not so much but it was still awsome :L
CRileyVlogs 4 days ago
Dan... that expectation wink was the sexiest thing i have ever seen.
nataliee771 4 days ago 95
OH MY GOD, IT'S AN OKAPI
AndyBG94 4 days ago
lol awww... this is why high school musical should be BANNED
MsRosieRandom 4 days ago
0:41 - 0:43 His wink is soooo sexy! :]
JuInOrGoEsRaWr 4 days ago
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JuInOrGoEsRaWr 4 days ago
Hey verybody, im new on youtube and it would really help if you gave my videos some views. Help me get 100.? Love you -Scenelovee
SceneLovee 5 days ago
omg ur so cute <3
FunnyFace710 5 days ago
i love how when she used pepper spray on him that it was actually axe body spray yummm
xoPOREOTICSxoFANxo 5 days ago 2
My old music teacher does this. I saw him yesterday at a cafe with his family and when he saw me he winked and asked how I was, all I could think of was this video :D
Elphie021 6 days ago
Please tell me someone gif'd that expectation wink. ;)
Torieisaunicorn 6 days ago
@AdommyFan01 look at die emo scum vid
kittywas22 6 days ago
@danisnotonfire how old r u??
AdommyFan01 6 days ago
@danisnotonfire u r sssoooo cute and funny!!! <3
AdommyFan01 6 days ago
I went through these weird like muscle spasems I mean I was once on a date ( that's new ) and I ended up having the spazem in my leg and kicking my dates chair knocking him down and hitting the other lady next to him and her fork his it arm like really went in to his arm! He dident talk to me again for a while
BunnyOfKawaii 6 days ago
whipped cread + Tomb Raider = BEST... WEEKEND... EVER.
ryoluver15 6 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I used to have an awkward sexy eyebrow raising phase. I would look at my tutor or my sister or my various pets (non mammals included) and raise my eyebrows at the in which I knew was the same way I raised them for blokes I fancied.
What can I say. I have homosexual, incest, bestial eyebrows. Thankfully I have now managed to get them under control. Yay!
JemimaTv1 6 days ago
Someone please make a gif of Dan winking. <3
xJennyPoop 6 days ago
MARRY. ME. NOW.
FaiThTH3desRoY3R 6 days ago
Whipped cream and Lara Croft ... Nice.
Awesomesauceness4674 6 days ago
I am in love
miastar87 6 days ago
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Dannnnn what do you edit your videos on?
Thankyooooou
21snowqueen 6 days ago
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Looove you dan <3
21snowqueen 6 days ago
lol at the drawn in cleavage
MsPoeticDream 6 days ago
The 'reality' one was HAWT :D <3
WeREpicness 1 week ago
I thought of it wrong
seh99111 1 week ago
I love his drawn on clevage!
xXsexyscenekidXx 1 week ago 3
X33 this was uploaded a day after my bday ++ and my name is used in this video. Best.Unexpected.Not-a-real PRESENT EVERR <3 xD
Whisperingtothefire 1 week ago in playlist Reasons why Dan's a fail!
loving the upside down drawn on cleavage, other than that you make a scarily pretty woman :|
shillurd 1 week ago
So not judging... I just took down my HSM 1,2 and 3 posters to make room for 2 glee ones and a poster that says 'Keep calm and drink tea!'
CharlotteRoseOG 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I just came across you and this was the first of your videos I have seen, and I subscribed! You are another one of those english youtubers I like! (Along with charlieissocoollike and nerimon)
XxXxZeldaLoveXxXx 1 week ago
Was I the only one who only saw the expectations wink.? No. Oh thank god. Btw..DAN.YOU.ARE.FLIPPING.ADORABLE.!
Nidakaulitz 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
wow, i love this video! i have literally watched it 15 times! :D
LadyCrescentious 1 week ago
Haha, the tags!!
madmaddi264 1 week ago
nice cleavage dan
tommmullen 1 week ago
My VYou crashes when I try to follow you
EllisTheNinja 1 week ago
0:41
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Your welcome.
CANDYPOPFIZZLE 1 week ago
I liked the drawn in cleavage. It looks legit.
Mithez 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Final fantasy, is an rpg, the only one that i need, its the rpg for me. final fantasy is all that i play, all other games are lame, it puts them all to shame, i only play games that are popular! i only buy the games that magazines tell me to buy, that way i know i get good games for sure, i may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my behind....
laur1813laur 1 week ago
Your expectations o_O i think i just died....
CrabstickzWife 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Dan is so hot omg ♥♥♥
HollieNatashaaa 1 week ago
oh for fucks sake' XD
blondiexoxful 1 week ago
That drawn on cleavage is rather sexy Dan
Sophz235 1 week ago
GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
partyCSM 1 week ago
40 people cant wink
qasimnadim786 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Is this guy straight? I was watching Banananeil and this was at the side for some reason. Just wonderin. Aside from that, this guy is funny and he played Final Fantasy music at the end!! *subscribed* XD
TerasXertas 1 week ago
YO THE MAN SAID FORM A QUEUE...
XoXoGabbiXoX 1 week ago 3
I love how the pepper spray is really just a can of axe xD
FiberopticRobotGirl 1 week ago 44
@FiberopticRobotGirl Well, he's in the U.K., so it's probably a can on LYNX :3
xxxPurpleSkullxxx 3 days ago
It looks like you quite enjoy giving yourself boobs :L
isabellarr1000 1 week ago 2
Tomb Raider fan.. I'm in love <3
FreekinEkin2 1 week ago
Oh god shit whoops my iPod had a spat and that comment about the wine teacher was meant to be posted on your "Psycho French Teacher" video. Oops!
luvsyafob 1 week ago
When you said that he had said "I was abused as a child" I very literally face-palmed. I didn't have any particularly odd teachers, but I did have one when I was 13 that liked to explain to us how to properly make wine.
luvsyafob 1 week ago
Hahaha only just started watching your videos their soooo funny
xVxTZMx 1 week ago
nice boobs.
Katiezor 1 week ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
Is this actually a tattoo or just a drawing of boobs? :)
heartbeatsinger 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
That moment when you realize this video is based off a Dan watching High School Musical haha
vespersg00dbye 1 week ago
I was killed by Dan's wink.
safsprinV3 1 week ago
as i watch your videos you start to look better and better i can honestly say that you hot in my mind...hopefully my boyfriend doesn't read that
LilMsJezzabelle 1 week ago
Nice cleavage.
escafL0w 1 week ago
Bottle of AXE. xD
MissRainbowSocks 1 week ago
i do the winking thing.... i wouldn't mind....
but i did it near my mum...
shes very cautious around me now... :/
;)
RawrDizaxx 1 week ago in playlist Reasons why Dan's a fail!
Where do we line up?
BubbiRiceBunny 1 week ago
what are you pretending to smoke? lol
42kaite 1 week ago in playlist Reasons why Dan's a fail!
@42kaite it was a marker LOL
MaeSlay 1 week ago
I have a similar problem! I watched batman dark knight and now I can't stop making stupid hand gestures and licking my lips like The Joker!
6WhiteWolfWitch6 1 week ago 59
*____*
Chocobo theme...
XxZaggensxX 1 week ago 4
Ok do the same thing with my homework. TEACHER: do u have ur homework? ME: no. TEACHER: y not. ME: cuz I left it at home. (Then they have me call my mom so she can bring it to me.) ME: mom, I left my homework at home. MOM: well were is it. I can bring it to u. ME: its in my room (and my room is such a masive mess that you can't even see my flore. Or find anything, muchless homework that doesn't even exsist) lol but they bought it lol
melissa72692 1 week ago
You're cute. And hilarious. *subscribes*
ZephyrMoonsilver 1 week ago
Wow, reality was soo soo hot xD
Kiwikakes 1 week ago
FIRE ZEE MIZZLES!
MaeSlay 1 week ago 2
thumbs up if you did think of i like THAT ;)
xxMsAmzxx 1 week ago 2
You.. drew your own cleavage? o.O
Meghannyy 1 week ago 15
I too have a winking problem. It gets very awkward.
milamoothewizard 1 week ago
wait! was dan smoking a marker pen???
ButterflyBookWorm 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
I didn't even see the 'reality' wink, all i saw was the expectation....brb, forming a queue
dawsonnnnn096 1 week ago 137
ANTHONY PADILDO
mariamhaider97 1 week ago
It's crazy how much your like a british Anthony Padilla :o
SeaTheFree 2 weeks ago
British Anthony Padilla?
ajmcd0898 2 weeks ago 5
This video has been the highlight of my Wednesday, but I laughed so utterly hard. I'm not even entirely sure why, either. But hey, I'm not complaining.
luvsyafob 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
aww your so awkward thats its even more cute cuz im the same way in being overly awkward that when i try being flirtatious nothing goes as planned so i dont really flirt too much lol
skaterchik666 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
Lol i was watching tht a few minites ago
loveheartsurheart 2 weeks ago
your expectation wink omfg -dead-
KatieIsNotAPanda 2 weeks ago
sadly i have also got an exceptionally dirty mind and that did sound wrong...lol :/
Emksydaemo 2 weeks ago
I had an awkward winking face... ;) FU- MEOW!! (=◕ω◕=)
EveloXD 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
:DD I LOVE YOU!! My mind is wrong too ♥
Frida708 2 weeks ago in playlist Flere videoer fra danisnotonfire
i had an ackward winking moment ... twice .... <-- that should be illegal ... hahaha !
KECE47 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"OH FOR FUCK SCACE" that killed me
s16penser 2 weeks ago
I started doing something similar after the World Cup, I kept on involuntarily giving thumbs up for no reason, like the footballers would to one another while playing.
mims846 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
if I die of laughter, I am holding you responsible.
Tr4y3r 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
I didn't go through an awkward winking stage, I went through an awkward giggling stage
loopylolly100 2 weeks ago 5
Press 2 <3
CANDYPOPFIZZLE 2 weeks ago
You used my first name in the first clip, my middle name in the second clip, and some how said my last name amid that accent in the third clip. I'm scared.
StapleToothTiger 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
is it bad that I kept replaying his wink at 0:43 because I thought it was extremely cute :3
queencreativity 2 weeks ago 4
I love your sexy wink it really does work lol xxx
Mel13060698 2 weeks ago
The only reason I liked this video is because your wink is utter sex god. That was some sexy shit, I clicked back to watch it about 17 times.
MyLittleZebraa 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Am I the only one that read this as Inappropriate wanking :D
zeynepserin 2 weeks ago
that happened to me....there was this guy i liked and i winked and he thought i was a freak :(
XxCOOLSTORYBROHAxX 2 weeks ago
What's happened to your hat!! :O <3
AliceBaby2009 2 weeks ago
Are those Wirrow drawings I see in the background?
Sockfeet19 2 weeks ago
I like games.
cosmicgrl01 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
oh no! FIRE ZEE MISSILES!
cosmicgrl01 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
moose get strokes?
cosmicgrl01 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
reasons why dans a faaaaaaail! (yay!)
cosmicgrl01 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
;) wink wink XD
XxCOOLSTORYBROHAxX 2 weeks ago
I bloody love you !!
Your so hot and I'm not even gay !!
Can you all do me a favour and check out my channel LinnellsBlog
LinnellsBlog 2 weeks ago
yes dan u are VERY dirty minded lol
BeMegaCrazy 2 weeks ago
Dan's Sexy Winking <3 ( not the retarded moose one xD )
CheyenneMarie96 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
your boobs look real XDDD
what is this!?
HannahKittenn 3 weeks ago
laawwwwl that last comment was not meant to sound peadoish by the way;)
SuperShala123 3 weeks ago
mmm yummehhh im in that que ;)<3
SuperShala123 3 weeks ago
smoking a pen. badass.
katee1022 3 weeks ago
0:41
JennMahomie 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
my names Jessica. I'd jump out of my pram for you.
jesseboo100 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
OMG i have a wrong mind probaly more perverted than u
iluvgirr87 3 weeks ago
it's funny how the last music is pokemon :>
SuperPokemonfan22 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@SuperPokemonfan22
I think you mean Final Fantasy.
shadowmencer 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Is it bad that I immediantly thought that wrong thing you thought of? My mind...is effed up.
SaraBeCreepin 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
No, this is not a fail because you do the sexiest wink ever.
Do not disagree,I have already joined that queue.
MyLittleZebraa 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
the wink in the first box was nom D:
TheSnickers994 3 weeks ago
I can't wink so I don't have to be in these awkward situations....
doctorwhonerd98 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i would be lesbian for you o.o
MajorlyBethargic 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you remind me of my friends! And yeah i did think of that dirty! TEHE
snuffleupagus125 3 weeks ago
my ovaries just exploded
caitlinmarsland 3 weeks ago in playlist Reasons why Dan's a fail!
Press 2, It Leads You To Heaven..
JarleeX 3 weeks ago in playlist Reasons why Dan's a fail!
OH GOD, HIS EXPECTATION WINKING FACE *le faints* SOOOO HOT!!!!!
xxMsAmzxx 3 weeks ago 173
@xxMsAmzxx my ovaries almost exploded, this is not healthy
TheLittleValentina 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i did think of it in a dirty way ;)
xxMsAmzxx 3 weeks ago
DAN YOU HAVE A TATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ximadancer 3 weeks ago
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So, you're reading this, that's already great:)
Any chance of sparing a few singing teens a minute and checking our acoustic songs?
You're still reading, so we're guessing you're pretty darn cool.
It would mean the world, we'll check ANY vids from you, that's a promise.
You read all of this, we already love you :) <3
ArtofTheStateUK 3 weeks ago
your amazing dan and you have another subscriber (me) ;)
BAMitzCaitlyn 3 weeks ago
Like a moose having a stroke xD
cheeseofliberty 3 weeks ago
Axe pepperspray. gotta get me some of that.
hayleypotter 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I like how you went to all the effort to draw on cleavage!
Megasambamify 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hehehe my chemical romance <3
hamsterlady123 3 weeks ago
actually I have had an awkward winking phase, my eye used to feel weird all the time so I'd constantly blink it since it felt 'lazy' like when u get a lazy eye, and once my friend had to bail me out coz this girl thought I'd winked at her (some kinda deep convo was going on with someone dying etc) and she got rly mad.. tho I could not help it at all..
shadedsoulhorse 3 weeks ago
omg your wink..:33 oft
ShannonnnFTW 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire