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  • Oh, just Dan, smoking a sharpie.

  • i went onto VU and it came up vet urine

  • and the expectations wink; replaying it 8271892741874 times<3

  • im replaying 0:13 like 1928491248 times!<3

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  • hey i like you *punch* oops...

  • For AGESSSSS I thought this vid was called 'Inappropriate WAnking'

    HAHAHA.

  • I thought of it like that.

  • You're so funny :')

  • sexy

  • THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPEND..... for fuck sake. LMAO

  • I've already subscribed, but at the end, I had to press the big red button anyway :')

  • I love you dude, but can you please learn to spell? Text talk is so annoying -_-

  • @missykissx The whole point is that he talks like that... He won't usually do it

  • *shudder* I thought of the Whip Cream thing like you did... Before you even said it sounds dirty XD I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

  • chokobo ending?

  • my dude friend at my school winked @ me an i wuz like "dude!!!" he wuz like oops i have an involuntary wink and he pretty much explained just like you did in this vid lol.

  • YOUR BOOBS ARE LOPSIDED!

  • So, let me get this straight: you think you can't wink all sexy like? ARE YOU BLIND????

  • Does dan have a tattoo on his cheast ?

  • @sharmrock1 no. it was sharpie to make him look like he had boobs.

  • @sharmrock1 no he drew on cleavage!!! lol

  • I once accidentally winked at my math teacher in high school ,,,, ugh *facepalm*

    I'm not even going to explain why it happened ...

  • That expectation wink. omg I think i just legitimately swooned. LITRALEE.

  • i have to say, dan makes a sexy woman XD

  • I involuntarily wink every time I have some sort of awkward or violent-ish daydream *happens a lot on the train which I take daily*. I usually tend to be looking at the buffest, scariest men without even noticing too >.<

  • Haha He's spraying ax at the man........does he really stink that bad??

  • What is the song at the end? Its cool O.o

  • @summergal181 It's the Chocobo Theme from Final Fantasy! :]

  • You look like Anthony of Smosh!

  • Do a shirtless video. PLEASE.

  • Woop.!:D youre awesome.(:

  • OMG I did the exact same thing a while ago no kidding. SOOO akward

  • The irony being you winking is the sexiest thing I've ever seen...not sure if you should feel complimented, or if my life's completely sad.

  • Wait, what was whipped cream and Lara Croft supposed to mean? If not the dirtiness I thought of?

  • Expectation wink: hot and I am now ded. The other one... Not so much but it was still awsome :L

  • Dan... that expectation wink was the sexiest thing i have ever seen.

  • OH MY GOD, IT'S AN OKAPI

  • lol awww... this is why high school musical should be BANNED

  • 0:41 - 0:43 His wink is soooo sexy! :]

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  • Hey verybody, im new on youtube and it would really help if you gave my videos some views. Help me get 100.? Love you  -Scenelovee

  • omg ur so cute <3

  • i love how when she used pepper spray on him that it was actually axe body spray yummm

  • My old music teacher does this. I saw him yesterday at a cafe with his family and when he saw me he winked and asked how I was, all I could think of was this video :D

  • Please tell me someone gif'd that expectation wink. ;)

  • @AdommyFan01 look at die emo scum vid

  • @danisnotonfire how old r u??

  • @danisnotonfire u r sssoooo cute and funny!!! <3

  • I went through these weird like muscle spasems I mean I was once on a date ( that's new ) and I ended up having the spazem in my leg and kicking my dates chair knocking him down and hitting the other lady next to him and her fork his it arm like really went in to his arm! He dident talk to me again for a while

  • whipped cread + Tomb Raider = BEST... WEEKEND... EVER.

  • I used to have an awkward sexy eyebrow raising phase. I would look at my tutor or my sister or my various pets (non mammals included) and raise my eyebrows at the in which I knew was the same way I raised them for blokes I fancied.

    What can I say. I have homosexual, incest, bestial eyebrows. Thankfully I have now managed to get them under control. Yay!

  • Someone please make a gif of Dan winking. <3

  • MARRY. ME. NOW.

  • Whipped cream and Lara Croft ... Nice.

  • I am in love

  • lol at the drawn in cleavage

  • The 'reality' one was HAWT :D <3

  • I thought of it wrong

  • I love his drawn on clevage!

  • X33 this was uploaded a day after my bday ++ and my name is used in this video. Best.Unexpected.Not-a-real PRESENT EVERR <3 xD

  • loving the upside down drawn on cleavage, other than that you make a scarily pretty woman :|

  • So not judging... I just took down my HSM 1,2 and 3 posters to make room for 2 glee ones and a poster that says 'Keep calm and drink tea!'

  • I just came across you and this was the first of your videos I have seen, and I subscribed! You are another one of those english youtubers I like! (Along with charlieissocoollike and nerimon)

  • Was I the only one who only saw the expectations wink.? No. Oh thank god. Btw..DAN.YOU.ARE.FLIPPING.ADOR­ABLE.!

  • wow, i love this video! i have literally watched it 15 times! :D

  • Haha, the tags!!

  • nice cleavage dan

  • My VYou crashes when I try to follow you

  • 0:41

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    Your welcome.

  • I liked the drawn in cleavage. It looks legit.

  • Final fantasy, is an rpg, the only one that i need, its the rpg for me. final fantasy is all that i play, all other games are lame, it puts them all to shame, i only play games that are popular! i only buy the games that magazines tell me to buy, that way i know i get good games for sure, i may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my behind....

  • Your expectations o_O i think i just died....

  • Dan is so hot omg ♥♥♥

  • oh for fucks sake' XD

  • That drawn on cleavage is rather sexy Dan

  • GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • 40 people cant wink

  • Is this guy straight? I was watching Banananeil and this was at the side for some reason. Just wonderin. Aside from that, this guy is funny and he played Final Fantasy music at the end!! *subscribed* XD

  • YO THE MAN SAID FORM A QUEUE...

  • I love how the pepper spray is really just a can of axe xD

  • @FiberopticRobotGirl Well, he's in the U.K., so it's probably a can on LYNX :3

  • It looks like you quite enjoy giving yourself boobs :L

  • Tomb Raider fan.. I'm in love <3

  • Oh god shit whoops my iPod had a spat and that comment about the wine teacher was meant to be posted on your "Psycho French Teacher" video. Oops!

  • When you said that he had said "I was abused as a child" I very literally face-palmed. I didn't have any particularly odd teachers, but I did have one when I was 13 that liked to explain to us how to properly make wine.

  • Hahaha only just started watching your videos their soooo funny

  • nice boobs.

  • Is this actually a tattoo or just a drawing of boobs? :)

  • That moment when you realize this video is based off a Dan watching High School Musical haha

  • I was killed by Dan's wink.

  • as i watch your videos you start to look better and better i can honestly say that you hot in my mind...hopefully my boyfriend doesn't read that

  • Nice cleavage.

  • Bottle of AXE. xD

  • i do the winking thing.... i wouldn't mind....

    but i did it near my mum...

    shes very cautious around me now... :/

    ;)

  • Where do we line up?

  • what are you pretending to smoke? lol

  • @42kaite it was a marker LOL

  • I have a similar problem! I watched batman dark knight and now I can't stop making stupid hand gestures and licking my lips like The Joker!

  • *____*

    Chocobo theme...

  • Ok do the same thing with my homework. TEACHER: do u have ur homework? ME: no. TEACHER: y not. ME: cuz I left it at home. (Then they have me call my mom so she can bring it to me.) ME: mom, I left my homework at home. MOM: well were is it. I can bring it to u. ME: its in my room (and my room is such a masive mess that you can't even see my flore. Or find anything, muchless homework that doesn't even exsist) lol but they bought it lol

  • You're cute. And hilarious. *subscribes*

  • Wow, reality was soo soo hot xD

  • FIRE ZEE MIZZLES!

  • thumbs up if you did think of i like THAT ;)

  • You.. drew your own cleavage? o.O

  • I too have a winking problem. It gets very awkward.

  • wait! was dan smoking a marker pen???

  • I didn't even see the 'reality' wink, all i saw was the expectation....brb, forming a queue

  • ANTHONY PADILDO

  • It's crazy how much your like a british Anthony Padilla :o

  • British Anthony Padilla?

  • This video has been the highlight of my Wednesday, but I laughed so utterly hard. I'm not even entirely sure why, either. But hey, I'm not complaining.

  • aww your so awkward thats its even more cute cuz im the same way in being overly awkward that when i try being flirtatious nothing goes as planned so i dont really flirt too much lol

  • Lol i was watching tht a few minites ago

  • your expectation wink omfg -dead-

  • sadly i have also got an exceptionally dirty mind and that did sound wrong...lol :/

  • I had an awkward winking face... ;) FU- MEOW!!  (=◕ω◕=)

  • :DD I LOVE YOU!! My mind is wrong too ♥

  • i had an ackward winking moment ... twice .... <-- that should be illegal ... hahaha !

  • "OH FOR FUCK SCACE" that killed me

  • I started doing something similar after the World Cup, I kept on involuntarily giving thumbs up for no reason, like the footballers would to one another while playing.

  • if I die of laughter, I am holding you responsible.

  • I didn't go through an awkward winking stage, I went through an awkward giggling stage

  • Press 2 <3

  • You used my first name in the first clip, my middle name in the second clip, and some how said my last name amid that accent in the third clip. I'm scared.

  • is it bad that I kept replaying his wink at 0:43 because I thought it was extremely cute :3

  • I love your sexy wink it really does work lol xxx

  • The only reason I liked this video is because your wink is utter sex god. That was some sexy shit, I clicked back to watch it about 17 times.

  • Am I the only one that read this as Inappropriate wanking :D

  • that happened to me....there was this guy i liked and i winked and he thought i was a freak :(

  • What's happened to your hat!! :O <3

  • Are those Wirrow drawings I see in the background?

  • I like games.

  • oh no! FIRE ZEE MISSILES!

  • moose get strokes?

  • reasons why dans a faaaaaaail! (yay!)

  • ;) wink wink XD

  • I bloody love you !!

    Your so hot and I'm not even gay !!

    Can you all do me a favour and check out my channel LinnellsBlog

  • yes dan u are VERY dirty minded lol

  • Dan's Sexy Winking <3 ( not the retarded moose one xD )

  • your boobs look real XDDD

    what is this!?

  • laawwwwl that last comment was not meant to sound peadoish by the way;)

  • mmm yummehhh im in that que ;)<3

  • smoking a pen. badass.

  • 0:41

  • my names Jessica. I'd jump out of my pram for you.

  • OMG i have a wrong mind probaly more perverted than u

  • it's funny how the last music is pokemon :>

  • @SuperPokemonfan22

    I think you mean Final Fantasy. 

  • Is it bad that I immediantly thought that wrong thing you thought of? My mind...is effed up.

  • No, this is not a fail because you do the sexiest wink ever.

    Do not disagree,I have already joined that queue.

  • the wink in the first box was nom D:

  • I can't wink so I don't have to be in these awkward situations....

  • i would be lesbian for you o.o 

  • you remind me of my friends! And yeah i did think of that dirty! TEHE

  • my ovaries just exploded

  • Press 2, It Leads You To Heaven..

  • OH GOD, HIS EXPECTATION WINKING FACE *le faints* SOOOO HOT!!!!!

  • @xxMsAmzxx my ovaries almost exploded, this is not healthy

  • i did think of it in a dirty way ;)

  • DAN YOU HAVE A TATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • your amazing dan and you have another subscriber (me) ;)

  • Like a moose having a stroke xD

  • Axe pepperspray. gotta get me some of that.

  • I like how you went to all the effort to draw on cleavage!

  • hehehe my chemical romance <3

  • actually I have had an awkward winking phase, my eye used to feel weird all the time so I'd constantly blink it since it felt 'lazy' like when u get a lazy eye, and once my friend had to bail me out coz this girl thought I'd winked at her (some kinda deep convo was going on with someone dying etc) and she got rly mad.. tho I could not help it at all..

  • omg your wink..:33 oft