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  • ...RUN!!!!!!!!!

  • How do you know the war it's over,if you are in France?,French women are fucking the enemy and French soldiers are polishing their boots.

  • ahhhh!(girlie tone) (then drops on the dirt digging deeper to hide the camera and talk german or stuff) man those guys are hell of a rocket squad they are funny hahaha

  • lmao "missle falls infront" oh shit!!!

  • Retards running away from that sort of ordinance just makes them fell good, not safe.

  • hahaha french

  • holly *****!!!!

  • hahahaha "oh shit!!!!!!!"

  • calisse maintenant on  passe pour des tata avec une armé de cul

  • Holy CRAP!

  • THATS HILARIOUS !

  • LOLOL fuck hey

  • how NOT to spell "missile"

  • your mother is fat!

  • you mean missile.

  • this vid should be called how not to spell missle

  • in england we call them missiles

  • video starts at 0:54

  • GET DOWN!!!

  • i made a wtf boom outat this check it out XD

  • lol at quebecer

  • Fake you see the video is cut 0:56 look at the three in the bg

  • nah... it's really true... some ammunition were defective like missile and mortar shell. No mistake about this...

  • LOL i love how he takes a second to get scared

  • It's an STD missile. You're supposed to make love to it

  • way to fail lol

  • Damn French, can't do anything right, lol.

  • Not french, canadian.

  • Canadian French ;)

  • ACME misile

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • fake it would have exploded and they start laffing

  • Umm hate to burst your bubble but it has to hit on the head... (the black part) pretty hard to make it detonate.

  • hahahahahha

    0:55

  • skip to 0.50 to avoid falling asleep!

  • I'm not sure about the soldiers, but the weapon is an Eryx. It's jointly produced by the French and Canadians... which would explain this video =P (and anyone who takes that seriously enough to get offended can go have a cup of Chill®)

  • French, they were speaking french and they had a france accent not quebec

  • ya thats definitly not canadian thats not cadpat camo

  • MADE IN CHINA!

  • How do you fail that hard! xD

  • spartan flaser

  • I don't think they are either french or canadian lol

  • Nop, they are Canadians ;)

  • Actually I have seen this vid before, they are Israel.

  • Where are they from? french?

  • Israel

  • good reaction time=]

  • yea i would have probably stared for two seconds, then ran for cover.

  • coliss va ben vite (fuck he so fast)

  • actually this can happen to anyone its part of the javelin firing system this happens sometimes

  • So what failed? The initial firing or the main engine?

  • could be a number of things the missle it self failed or the CLU (command launch unit failed) its a relatively new weapon but it works pretty damn good just look up javelin

  • Yeah, absolutely love the damned thing... pretty amazing technology.

  • im pretty sure thats not a javelin i think its a eryx but i could be wrong because they look similar

  • 0:55

  • ...New CQC weapon?

  • i did notice youskipped 3,i did not think it was a stupid fact,i wasnt checking it then,i wasnt smiling,not all was true

  • That missile has awesome range lol!!!

  • welfare much?

  • a) This is Canadian.

    b) They're Quebecois.

  • whoopsies lmmfao

  • lol, vive le francais!! Fucking jackasses

  • Just so everyone knows this is not the US this the french and everyone knows the french are a bunch of dumbasses when it comes to the military.

  • this is not the french army, but canadian army. AND how great is the job of the US army anywhere they go..... =(

  • well to be fair they ARE veryefective t the essentials. i.e beeating other armies, not includng fights with gurillas.

  • looks kinda fake... but sure is fun to watch :D

  • LMAO wow!! and people rag on US soldiers all the time. THink about this the next time you have some shit to say!

  • those ants will never feel safe again.

  • lol yea

  • They sure as hell didn't sound Canadian to me.

  • they didn't sound french to me neither...

  • shit !!

  • when i saw the missle fell, i said "holy shit!!!" even though i was watching a video!!!!

  • lol same here, i almost got up and ran. :P

  • i jumped and nearly shit myself :/ i wouldnt make a very good missle man :D

  • you wouldnt make a very good anything

  • i think you would nearly shit yourself to if a armed missle landed in front of you from the launcher your fireing not the most pleasent thing lol

  • How NOT to spell Missile.

  • @gunmaster95 Should it be with a capital letter then ?

  • @jollesonn Yup. Cause missiles are people just like us, they are proper nouns.

  • @gunmaster95 :D 

  • Oh, it's that new shoulder fired Conscientious Objector missile.

  • wow hilarious

  • OMFG LOL!!!!! that was great dude XD

  • id b pissed

  • the are actually french canadian

  • silly french

  • Uh...I am sorry koreymartin but they have a canadian accent...u shoud say "canadian asses"^^

  • euro asses dont know how to use weapons! :P

  • except they're canadians

  • damn french shit

  • lol that loox like an Eryx

    but lol that was fuckin hillarious

    theyre tryin to make fun of their own army or somthin XD

  • Missile got le tired while they were aiming.

  • Well it should have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILE!

  • This is why the French never won any wars

  • yes they have. just none without any help. lol.

  • what went wrong?

  • the french =P

  • -DIP SONN!!! LOL

  • Lol, I would HATE to be the guy that made that paticular weapon, can u say lawsuits?

  • omfg

  • that was actually Iraq's new state of the art SR4800 ant crusher missile

  • i thought it was a javlin

  • I've got a few words for anyone that screws up like that, "Haul ass and run like hell"

  • lol. Put some wheels on it and thenit might go.

  • i whould only be saying one word as i bolted the hell out of there !!!!FUCK!!!!

  • I think that they could have cut about 50 seconds of it out

  • RUN FOREST!!!!!!!!!!!

  • would be a better idea trowing it ^^

  • It was all serious intill the end... GUTTERBALL! =D

  • holy shit they deserve to die if they aren't smart enough to assemble an american designed rocket system

    and they say that they're smarter than we are

  • They're not french, but canadian :(

  • Yea, Canadians.. but the rocket launcher.. is french :-)

  • they must've read the instructions upside down

  • no, they're just French

  • same thing, basicly

  • GUTTER BALL lol

  • thats a french made, spring loaded, infrared ant crusher and it worked perfectly. you other guys dont know what your talking about.

  • sound effects:

    SSSSchhhhhhh

    PLUNK!

    AHHHH!!!

  • LOL!  thats funny till it happens to you! someone needs to change their pants!

  • they spent too much time making the guidance that they forgot about propulsion LOL.

  • thats relly funny man

  • AHHHHHHHHHHH thats the french for ya

  • Clean drawers, please?

  • Oh shit moment lol

  • If I lived to look back at that I would laugh when I thought about it.

  • they did.

  • why do they call it a missile instead of the name hitile

  • HAHHAHAHAHA

  • right there with you lol im laughing so hard

  • Are these canadian french soldiers?

  • That's a Javelin missle.

  • EPIC FAIL!! id have shouted "O CRAP, RUN AWAY"

  • omfg thats so funny!

  • told u not to hire french...

  • if i has there my pant would be full of shit! if that thing blowed off they were dead!

  • lmfao that guy said haw!! 0:56

  • Hhaaa that was the swedish army and they reallly blowd it this time ;S

  • Sorry but that language isn't swedish :D It's french

  • They appear to be french-canadian reservists

  • just like Snoop dog sing, run mothafuckers run!!hahaha

  • Jebus! I would have crapped my pants!

  • EPIC FAIL when those run of the mill normal arnt quite good enough

  • wow thats mega fail

  • stand by...minchiaaaaaaaaaaaa...XDlo­l

  • The missile said "You expect me to be fired from this hill to that one bullshit im gonna land right beside you!"

  • Yes this is indead how not to fire a missile they almost suceed although they fail NOT to fire the misile at the very end where as they also fail to actually fire it Propperly... Penalty Should be shot to head with 50 cal no ?

  • im lost :S lol

  • Movie's called "how not to fire a missile" And they don't fire it until the very end of the film where they fire the missile, this means that they fired it failing in making about not fireing it.

  • i think the missile retired

  • The missile surrendered!

  • the french arms service at its greatest.

  • lol it's the Canadian army.

  • mmm nop, is the French army

  • No, they're speaking with the Quebec accent.

  • yah, its the canadain army, probably the vegt-duex (or 22 however u spell it). a french canadian regiment

  • these dudes have been spared

  • Like Mike Strutter Would say "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" :D

  • OMG

  • Did they get that crap from the place Whil E. Coyotte gets all his stuff.

    (yes I know I can't spell)

  • yup, the launcher was from ACME Inc. :D

  • @#$%!!! RUN!!!

  • Was the propellant bad or something?

  • thats fuckin funny as hell!! I would shit myself if that happened 2 me!

  • lol! scary as hell!

  • hehe the missile would have been better to through by hand :D

  • Haha, you hear they thought it was going to explode when it went out

  • haha i wudda shit myself

  • oohh my good, thats is scary thing.

  • lol yeah, I think that missile launcher is to be used in urban warfare......DOOR TO DOOR

    HAHAHAH

  • More like front steps to door!

  • lol they need to check the production tabs on those things, "Made In CHina" shouldnt be used.

  • that misile launcher has a very short range dude hahhahaha

  • hahahaha