Girls & Sports: To Bring or Not to Bring a Condom on a First Date?

[YankeeJet24]

I would rather not have sex with a psycho girl than to have sex with one because the sex makes them even more psycho and they think they own you. Plus in this case I think she wanted to get pregnant.

[karenjb82]

This is idiotic. Who actually believes women act like that?

[Lesny14]

@karenjb82 Dear ma'am, womankind is known since the beginning of time to act unpredictably and illogically when least expected.However, with science on our side we can make some sense out of this insanity.Outburst such as one witnessed in this vid occur due-1)women's tendency to increase blodflow to their emotional centers(vagina)as bloodflow to their reasoning center (brain) is cut off. and 2)ability to instantaneously override their brain circuitry with their insecurities(organ not yet IDd)

[karenjb82]

@Lesny14 Haha, them crazy womens, amirite?

[Lesny14]

@karenjb82 that's wiminz ....eh, but what would we do without them :P

[rentwascheap]

Where is joke????????

[RiseofMarine]

this is retarded

[bartov]

Where is the funny ? The animation looks bad even for flash is that where the humor is ?

[vidda2000]

He should have just gone in through the back door.

[AudioInjectedSoul11]

he should of said "I always keep it in my wallet.. ya know.. in case some super model pulls me into the woods and wants me"

[McMat013]

lol this is awesome :D

[bangalorekiller]

gud yet keep it......

[bangalorekiller]

gud yet keep it......

[plaukuotaspiesztukas]

[: geras

[JiroVazquez]

Just keep it in your wallet all the time. That way, you're always ready.

LOL

[Polkadotsful]

LMAo

[bokken78]

Been there... done.... erhm... no wait I've never been thrown out for trying to open a condom... O_o

[JessMmmkay]

LOL

[acebob69er]

lol fail

[LordQualtzer]

he could easily say he always brings one with him... like some guys do

[Di66en6ion]

Haha that's so dick.

[wildfemale]

Good one and against stereotypes.

We've had responsible dude and irresponsible chick.

[CrystalApple1]

She was such a bitch.

[comydany]

=))

[groaler]

this strip is sooo boring

[HornetUK1]

lol thats some funy shit

[Tails6000]

i dont get the ending??

[Peterpansmyman]

lol! so funny

[Machook1]

serious issue... could be a matter of having an STD or NOT, very very funny I liked it!!!

[Acme07]

Better to have one and don't need it rather than need it and don't have it....

But anyhow awesome video dude

[AgentScully09]

The old saying goes "Condoms are like insurance, you dont plan on having a wreck but you buy it anyways."

[NickZeGreat]

lol yea they are very similar

[iceman050890]

Now that is not cool ....por guy ni

[Samiiigrl]

lol xDDDDDDDD

[Neto411]

what's wrong with being prepared?

[MajorHof1]

XDD

[texazranger04]

LOLLLL that actually was much funnier than i was expecting

[yiny46]

this is from newgrounds...thief

[skkev]

LOL DIDN'T HE JUST PUT IT ON BEFORE THE DATE? thats sad for him lol

[icedteamaniac2]

lmao

[stebin]

"whatever disease she has on the first date, she's gonna have on the tenth date. why wait?"

HAH!

that was GOLD!

[jordanelite]

its a lot better to get send home by the girl, than sex with no condom, you can get some deseasse!!

es mejor prevenir que lamentar!!

good vid!

[andre2142]

omg wht a bitch the was trying to protict himeself from aids and the risk of having children

[mowgliyou]

its called sarcasm...thats the point of the scene

[GakkiSai]

God-damned hypocritical bitches.

[Rocky183]

A girl's mind is very mysterious...

"What kind of girl do you think I am!?"

Well, I think you're a whore, and you proved so by wanting to have sex on the first date. Now, spread your legs.

[gundamnduke0]

hay old chinese always say: women's heart, needle in sea

[sanddocon]

I mean he is a cartoon so what the hell he cant get a std

[sanddocon]

yes thats the way thet are u should have waited to see if she would get one then if not she wanted it raw dog

[washingtonmutual123]

He Got owned what a bitch!!!

[viper08500]

Whoa he felt the dark side of the girls xD

[MsJuleya]

lmao what an odd gal

[xtwistedmentalx]

this is actually... wrong. you should bring one any way. i mean... dont u want to prevent aids from getting to your loved one? dont u? DONT U????

[mrknight86]

ohhhhh shitttt

[dustylee]

what a whore XD

[tatertot0424]

WAT A BITCH!!!!

[Uffermann]

Lol... Nice.

[aronron2727]

Funny but so typically a female reaction. They are so complicated and always ready to argue for nothing.

[theRealCrazyOne]

Aw...poor man, what a bitch :(

[Richgirl32123]

hahahaha!

[kyungwani]

what should i do~!!!holy shit..kkkkk

[Sinsoftheheart]

*laughs!!!!* I love it

[kdc43v3r]

ur supposed to say u always carry one around in case.

[dakine767]

soo.. u shouldn't bring a condom on a first date??

[OtherlyOpus]

wait...so do you bring one or not????

[keroppi2234]

wtf!

[mejoel]

what happened to his old girlfriend? On the one right before this one

[runescapeluvr]

if you want stds, fine be a whore, girls, you want a cranky kid youre left with cause you refuse a condom to start with, be that way but use that as a warning...

[SK371]

aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!

[rono91]

what??/.......

[Dresden718]

Hahah funny ass last minute resistance.

-DK

[Arananther]

Ugh. "Skanks and whores", indeed. What I want to know is why don't we have horrible names to call GUYS who want to have sex on the first date?? Huh?? Why is it BAD and DIRTY for a girl but FINE for a guy?

[FroZone89]

DNp your right and if she is a whore you need to use a condom.

[mamalovepapa]

wateva

[dnp94]

no you shouldn't bring a condom a first date. if i girl wants to have sex on a first date she is a whore!

[Tiduspeco]

Xig, you are soooooooo right

[shabeki]

STFU you stupid spic!

[dariz]

jaja solo bromeo.

mh quiza ella tenia condones jajaj

[dariz]

parecen idiotas, bola de ardidos!!

jaja no pueden negar que aman alas mujeres

estupiditos

(H)

[HedgehogVids]

lol

[hellcome69]

Kids.. this is why you should forget about women - just wank 'till yer heart stops!

[Pyr0Bl00d]

fuck yah... listen to hellcome69.... women are way more trouble than there worth.... your hand doesnt bitch, hit you, or start drama over nothing

[cutiepie13223]

god...seriously...if she says she wants it, she should take it

[AtticPhace]

always have a condom with you anyway. if she freaks just say "i always carry them for fortunate situations like this" :)

[Roscieto]

Women are just a bunch of greedy idiot! That's why i prefer men more.

[pilotmatt1616]

lol she has a point lol

[xbrandonx1234567]

ya wat is std

[caesarkat]

so whats the guy suppose to do?

lol

[dbige23]

such a typical women.

[Roscieto]

I know if you DON'T bring protectiomn they freak out on you and when you DO they freak out on you anyway!

[coffeescup]

poor marshall hah

[albynoman]

This doesn't happen. What really happens is, they see the condom, say 'oh', have sex with you, then wait weeks/months before they let you know that they had a problem with it, and that they've been steadily stewing in this problem building, up a greater and greater hatred towards you.

Then they need to 'talk to you about something important'.

[keeashmigum]

Thatz so typical she wants to do it..but she gets mad when he expects it...lol

[BGfromINGLEBY]

an std is an sexualy transmitted disease

[Smakovich]

what is STD?

[tarz15]

Great Movies

[sherwinan]

So predictable. Go back to the drawing board, your cartoons suck.

[horcrux2]

Why don't you try making one before you put this guy down.

[tequilasteve]

People have to stop with this crap. Oh man, it is like most people are living in another world. stop worshipping and creating MPS girls.

[griffal]

he should just say that he always has one in his wallet or sumthing

[bretttolbert]

lol

[SlipStream89]

lol ownt

[thehuntedpossum]

innacurate, never bring flowers on the first date, it's a negative sign (shows you as desperate). the chic will think less of you for it, and you won't be needing the condom...

[pr1me4]

are they drinking wine martinis?

[spamvigilante]

Different segment. First dinner, then drinks.