Funny Pictures of Abortion Protesters

[AugustCornelius]

Gee, isn't abortion funny! Its even funnier than the nazi holocaust! These anti abortion protesters all deserve a medal. Jag jones you are one dumb fuck.

[Deanbass77]

You are the funniest guy on youtube man, seriously. "This is Santa Claus after the slimfast, crack, LSD diet." Hahaha

[haunteddrifter]

whats a speculum?

[HillSideSureno13]

You know i never really understand why the fuck its ok to kill an unborn kid but to kill one thats already out its not i mean why the fuck did you have sex if you the fucken risk;s

[haunteddrifter]

getting a mouth full of jesus with the antagonists being antagonized by the patient escorts

[haunteddrifter]

getting a mouth full of jesus

[HowardSternn]

Escorts are doing gods work

[Judi1005]

It is my pleasure to serve my community as a volunteer patient escort

[kyebean]

I love how many trolls there are on youtube pretending to be creationists. it just illustrates that the supply of people that are actually stupid enough to believe it is being outweighed by the demand from YEC pwning enthusiasts. Funny how there's no such thing as rational-troll.

[mrsjbs1980]

If you want to see some real funny pictures of gross things check out= Nancy Pelosi,Hillery Clinton,michelle obama, joy behar whoopie goldberg,racheal maddow, juliewashere88,jeanne garfaloe,rosie o donnel too name just a few of the pro-abortion nasty looking freaks.

[9886635574]

Haha... that was fuckin funny alrite.

[joneel68]

This genius exposing the culture war in comedic light! In Houston, we've got nicknames too for our regulars! Nice idea to put these pictures with a great commentary!

[JaguarJ0nes]

@joneel68 Keep up the fight. In Wichita they won by buying one clinic (they paid almost 3 times what it was worth) and simply killing the doctor at the other. Hopefully this spring or summer we can get out of town and be visiting escorts some place. Maybe Huston.

BTW, just because the Texans beat the Chiefs (they cheated) don't mean shit! The chiefs are going to win the next 25 super bowls. As long as I'm dreaming, I'd like a pony too (get your mind out of the gutter).

[tbone2872]

@JaguarJ0nes Awesome video dude. It's about time someone posted one for our team!

[solly7]

OK. You launch into all kinds of personal attacks and attack people for exercising their 1st Amendment Rights, and you think that you are clever?

[Judi1005]

This is hilarious...I'm a clinic escort and plan to share this with my friends. RIP George Tiller

[tbone2872]

@Judi1005 Thank you for your courage and your service in helping to protect women's privacy and choice from these right wing nut jobs.

[DemonosZXZ]

wtf is wrong with you people im not anti religious or religious but most of the comments here are from people who sound like they need serious help, alot of people with chips on there shoulders here seems like.

[tritic16]

A woman had a question. With no where else to turn, she goes to a church and a preist was there. She asked ''Father, why is there no cure for cancer." He said that he would pray to god for the answer. A week passes and the woman comes back. She says "What did God say Father?" and he said "There was a cure but, the person who had it was aborted."

[MrReasonFTW]

if it were allowed by nature i would have your child in the hope that my offspring were as funny as you

[RalphMariedeLargo]

juliewashere88... U repent... bla-blah... Abortion is murder... Yada-yada... HELL... OK Lord she's Urs...

[RalphMariedeLargo]

JaguarJ0nes... U repent...bla...blah... U renounce Abortion... Yada...yada...U will burn in the everlasting fires of HELL... There Jesus i done my duty to him now this baby killing fool is Ur problem...

[juliewashere88]

Those harassers are ridiculous.

[TheAxisBoldAsLove]

But I don't necessarily believe the Punks spread hate. They were caustic, as am I quite frequently. But I do believe that, at times, I was unduly hateful. It's one thing to disagree with someone - powerfully - as we do with the anti's. But I feel badly about SOME things I spewed some years ago. I don't blame the website owners. I don't blame other choicers. I blame only myself. And, yes, you're ten years younger than me - so there!!!!!

[rawrrr115]

I really liked it.

[TheAxisBoldAsLove]

Young Man! Stop it! Cease at once! Stop showing these pics! I'm sitting here at this rented computer and I'm laughing my aging tuckusse off! If I laugh any more uproariously I'm gonna get kicked out here! Seeing that youthful malcontent named Justin brought back so many wonderful memories of a certain website and some frustrated journalist who made me laugh SO hard! Oh, do stop it!

[JaguarJ0nes]

@TheAxisBoldAsLove "Young Man"? Oh you flatter me! BTW, Just because the Maggot Punks don't have a website anymore doesn't mean we aren't still causing hate and discontent on a massive scale!

[searchPersonhoodTV]

Pass Personhood in your state and never see another aborted fetus photo again!

[vivapower100]

I would rather be aborted then grow up with the anti-choice perverts

[bijoukaiba]

LMAO 6:24 "You shouldn't knock homosexuality until you've tried it at least ONCE."

[xobrentox]

I never knew it was punk rock to be against womens' rights. Huh!

[mrgregory37]

Not funny pro choice people whatif your mom chose aborition your real so why can't other babies have a chance to live to just think to yourself mabye God will forgive you

[loner1878]

@mrgregory37

Then you'd be having this argument with someone else. Never have existed, so I wouldn't have an opinion either way. Bad argument point.

[mrgregory37]

Not funny think about all the unborn people there reallllllllllll peopleeeeeeee listen to meeeeeeeeeereeeeeee

[TheHomelessCripple]

Santa needs to get off the meth and put on some weight

[PrairieFire8]

I am so glad that I am pro-choice! Interesting that most of the protesters were men.

[bijoukaiba]

@PrairieFire8 Exactly. I think I read somewhere that 77% of pro-lifers are men, and 100% of them will never have to give birth.

[ilovetheview47]

@bijoukaiba well, there are more men in the world, and men are smarter also.

[bijoukaiba]

@ilovetheview47 According to a World Census, as of 2009, there is a ratio of 1.015 men to every 1 women, so we sure are outnumbered! But as for the "smarter thing", sexist much? Studies have shown that while there are a few more boy geniuses than girl geniuses, there are way more boys at the bottom of the academic ranks than girls. College campuses are about 60% women, and they earn 170,000 more bachelor's degrees than men each year. Source taken from 60 Minutes, at CBS News.com

[ilovetheview47]

@bijoukaiba no offence, but men are smarter

[bijoukaiba]

@ilovetheview47 Then why not present some evidence to back up your statement? Oh, wait, I get it now. You're a troll!

[fightmma84]

I dont see how anyone in there right mind could escort a woman to kill an innocent child, scratch the "not living" crap, it has a heartbeat. It should only be legal if it is putting the mother at risk. Period. Ppl make me sick.

[howthefagworks]

3:06 lol

[formless777]

St Bridget performed abortions as part of her 3 required miracles for beatification.

[loner1878]

Kudos from a fellow clinic escort! I haven't had time to do it in a while due to academics but I'm definitely going to do as much as I can now.

[Bourneswimmer]

At 4:21 I lawled

[Pacisdiligo]

Soooo,.....regular looking people of differing ages and genders protesting at an abortion clinic are "funny" in some way? A person could take the same cheap shot at an abortion rights rally. There'd be no lack of material there. Talk about taking a juvenile approach to a serious subject.

[formless777]

The pro-life crew are such a pack of mutants though !

[mrlowdangle]

as usual, looks like theyre trying to make up the numbers by bringing the local special needs patients along ..some of these guys will say and do anything if you give them a jesus flavoured lolly and a pat on the head

[pillowbugg]

Christians are psychotic, delusional, illogical, irrational, ignorant, hypocritical, goat killing cult members!

[ilovetheview47]

@pillowbugg yes they are, but pro-lifers are baby killers

[haunteddrifter]

@pillowbugg i'm catholic and im not any of this lolz. lets put it this way. your describing the church going, the lord solves everything Christians

[theaudieriggs]

@pillowbugg Couldn't of said it better myself! I also like to refer to them as 'Hypochristians'. :)

[pillowbugg]

what state is this?

[Jaegund]

how does abortion kill children? lol

[rann9179]

You made a hard subject really funny!

[scourfish]

I have a hard time differentiating whiny, bleeding heart, right wing evangelicals protesting abortions from whiny, bleeding heart, left wing hippies protesting the G20. Bunch of Pussies, all of 'em, if you ask me.

[capsaisina]

Is more easy educade to use the condon in sex,but some cases ending in real drama,days before ear, father kill is own newborn accidentally.........in fight with is wife,the report of DNA ,the baby is incompatible with the father,it make angry,traied to suicide,but,the shoot touch the baby and was death,the wife comment to is husband that she have a violation and dont want to tell him about that,hope in god dont get pregnant,in cases like that, abortion for violation may be a chance.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Just a guess here, but English is not your first language is it?

[Calibos]

Because, Lord knows, people exercising their right to free speech is pure, comedy GOLD.....meh.

Maybe you could FIND some more fun things to do with your clothes on?

Maybe?

Just a thought....

[Calibos]

So in other words.....don't be a douche.

Maybe you could get a hobby mayap? Scrabble? Just a thought....

[JaguarJ0nes]

Please explain to me what I can do that would be any phun that involves wearing clothes.

[Calibos]

Additonal items:

A) Teaching a cat to swim

B) Learning the State Capitals....backwards!

C) The aforementioned Scrabble, America's Favorite Word Game.

D) Mock people exercising their right to free speech. (crap, disregard, you've already done that...)

NEW, IMPROVED D) Find Jeebus. Apparently, he's everywhere.

Or you could just stop being a douche.

A variety of options, have at it.

[hailTHEfail]

@Calibos god is faggot

[Calibos]

Wow, totally random......

But totally accurate handle there fail, keep on fail'n on then.....

[shannon6539]

It's easy to be pro-choice when you're not the one being killed.

[Alex618mir]

yeah,there aint much pro-choice people in third countries.This is what sickens me,some people who say to people whose life changed ,like rape victims or incest victims or a woman who cannot give birth or she will hurt herself(medical reason) and they want to abort the fetus so they dont have to raise either a child from a random low-life rapist(child without a father most of the time),a child from your own flesh and blood(i dont think they would raise a child from their brothers or uncles)

[Sutskoen]

it must be a conspiracy, we're definately killing pro-lifers!

and then we'll start eugenics, gas chambers, death camps and bible burnings!

[shannon6539]

I'm just saying I guess it's easy to advocate for something that causes someone a horrible death when you're not the one who has to endure it.

[Sutskoen]

that's starting with the assumption that you're killing something with a conscience.

there's no experience in the bag of meat, it would be different if you're starting to systematically kill of elderly or sick

there's also limits on when you can't abort anymore, unless the baby will risk the mother's life, think the limit's 12 weeks?

[itskaaaaaate]

i think it's great that you were an escort for women trying to get into clinics, this video is great & hilarious!

[Bossafro]

This was really great

[valvatica]

8:00 in the morning, facing due west

LOL

[standonz]

wow man i'm glad im european

[b1gr1g]

Rofl I love your videos!

[Mythification]

Hahahahaha fucking retards! =)

[DesertLaser]

Is this the same clinic where the late Dr. Tiller practiced??

(I'm 100000% PRO CHOICE BTW)

[iphill]

There are two locations that I recognize but the location with the crosses along the streets was Dr Tiller's clinic. They killed him last month.

[joecorso37]

Who are you referring to with they? It was the action of a single individual. Watch it with the hasty generalizations, like it was some conspiracy.

[iphill]

I didn't say it was a conspiracy. It was more like the crazies empowering (with their words and actions) the crazy man that did the killing on their behalf.

[DiabeticLantis]

im not eveangelical. i just have morals. and there is a god. youll see one day.

[dakeeper16]

god i fucking love christians that can't spell.

*evangelical btw*

[ConservativeAtheist]

After listening to your narration I find it hard to believe that you dont realize that a complete fool you sound like.

This has to be a good example of the downside of everyone having an outlet to voice who and what they are.

[tonygmilan7]

a conservative atheist? isn't that an oxymoron.

[ConservativeAtheist]

No not at all. They are rare but not believing in God has nothing to do with one political stand. Jimmy Carter is a prime example of a Liberal Christian.

[tonygmilan7]

true. but a pro choice conservative is almost inconceivable.

[gManKilla86]

I consider myself both an atheist and a conservative as well. We are few but it's good to hear that I'm not the only one!

[ConservativeAtheist]

@gManKilla86:  Yes we exist but we are few and far between contact me if you want a link to am international group of Pro-Life Atheists.

[Crowbarmaniaofthewar]

Oh man, that part with the priest made me laugh, so hard. You sir, are one of my youtube idols. Keep up the awesomeness.

[BoneySkylord]

If they all pray hard enough perhaps their God will decide to stop all the thousands of spontaneous miscarriages that happen every year.

He might even influence the minds of the politicians to ban abortion.

Then we can go back to the days of septicaemia, infertility & death caused by illegal & unregulated abortionists.

Good grief. Religion really does close down the mind. Yet they think it is good!

[ajuk1]

Why would you encourage someone to Escort someone to an abortion, I wouldn't want to be with some random woman knowing what she is about to do, although it would be different if it was my job.

[JaguarJ0nes]

It was never my "job". I never got a penny from it. I did it as an act of giving and compassion. It is just as cruel to FORCE a woman to have an abortion than to FORCE her to carry a pregnancy to term.

I come down on the side of the woman 3 times per day 10 times on Sunday.

[ajuk1]

Or she could have kept her legs together or used proper protection in the first place :-p

I'm anti abortion in a sense, but I don't think it should be illegal, unlike these protesters who are assholes.

[EnergySupply2008]

If abortion is a right, then why not grant the right to all woman to kill their newborn after it leaves the womb? Plain and simple, abortion is murder, as they use a vacuum to suck the baby out in pieces. Just plain sicko. Its murder outside the womb but its ok inside the womb? That is defective thinking, and maybe someday you will understand.

[invisblchzbrgr]

Guess you'd rather have her intimidated out of her mind.

I went to Planned Parenthood for other reasons than abortion, and still I would get harrassed coming into the parking lot. I'm a woman, I was alone and I had strange people coming to talk into my car window.

You have no clue what you are talking about, ajuk1.

Thanks for your volunteering, and your videos, JJ.

[ajuk1]

What I said the protesters were assholes do you have dyslexia?

[invisblchzbrgr]

Since it's too soon to show the proper sequence in the comments, and you didn't notice when you clicked to see my response, I was actually responding to the comment BEFORE the one where you call them assholes.

You were questioning "why" a woman would need an escort, and why would anyone ever be that escort.

So no, I do not have dyslexia, nor do I suffer from any sort of reading impairment, but thanks for your concern. :)

[DiabeticLantis]

yeah they are scum bags.

[KarinMikazuki]

the loser cruisers really look like dykes, im sorry but you got my kudos there

[generaleskimo]

Ok... I can think of things he could use those speculums for... but I don't think he would consider any of it "christian".

[generaleskimo]

I'm going to volunteer to do this when I get a chance. It sounds really interesting.

[damon132]

Thanks for documenting this. I grew up in Wichita and even went to Lawrence Elementary School! I escaped both Wichita and religion as well. Glad to see you are helping women in this situation.

[DiabeticLantis]

oh look. its the idiot no values clinic escorts. get a life and do your home work because you know nothing of abortion or what it does to women. see you all in hell you godless fucks.

[sirnlawson]

So you're going to hell too? Interesting. Normally, people suffering from this sort of verbal diarrhoea labour under the delusion that treating people in the way that you are treating them will somehow make them MORE likely to get into "Heaven".

Thank you for admitting that your attitude makes you as likely to go to "Hell" as we "godless fucks" are. Now I'm off to do something slightly more productive with MY life than threaten people who don't even believe in the proposed punishment.

[DiabeticLantis]

i know im going to hell. but at least i have morals and care about human right unlike you. ill see you in hell my friend.

[sirnlawson]

Sorry mate - I have morals. Is that hard to believe? Where did morals come from before the book which supposedly "founded" morals was written?

Oh - and again...I don't believe in hell, so that threat is about as effective as me saying "the giant purple cloud monster is going to eat you".

[DiabeticLantis]

It is hard to believe since you seem to support these pieces of shit who have non. morals have been with man since their creation/evolution(whatever you prefer) no BOOK founded morals. if you all would take the time to think for yourself instead of have others think for you youd understand this and would have proper morals. the only time that seems to kick in is when something directly effects you. and thats fine you dont believe in hell. ill still be seeing you there.

[sirnlawson]

If morals have been with humans since their origins, then they must have been an intrinsic property of the human mind, and so ALL humans must have morals.

If we've always had them, then something which disagrees with your personal opinion on what is "moral" is no more or less moral than anything else, since everyone has an equal opinion.

I don't tend to argue with people who can't speak coherently. If you intend to carry on this debate, calm down, and choose your words carefully.

[DiabeticLantis]

we all have morals yes. but most people forget them through lsitening to other things instead of thinking for themselves. and i choose my words very carefully. just because i dont sound like a perfectly educated person does not mean my words are not coherent. and i am very calm thank you very much. and this debate is over because you cant find sense and truth in people like you.

[dakeeper16]

@ diabetic.

I got halfway through your first post before I gave up.

You simply cannot form sentences that are understandable.

[standonz]

no values? Oh you mean like Gov Sanford? or David Vitter? Ensign (whose getting a HUGE pass from the MSM now) Or gingrichs or larry craig?

Look i'm not against cheating, but I am against the hypocrisy. At least cheating Democrats aren't telling me I shouldn't cheat. They have that amazing intellect not to be hypocrits.

[ravenmasterson]

Army of god is a white supremist organization and Neal Horsley like sto fuck horses (Colmes interview)

[ravenmasterson]

All these people should have been aborted, especially that woman whose ugliness drove her man to drink

[ravenmasterson]

Video is awesome! How do I volunteer at a clinic?

[revolvingdoo]

sounds life a different guy here, delivery is real good here.

[hamilton701]

The guy you call Fred Phelps Jr. looks like McLovin from the movie Superbad.

[Falsedmca]

3:40 lmfao those girls are only against abortion because no guy would ever have sex with them to get them pregnant! people that ugly are just mad that they weren't aborted themselves lol

[Cyrathil]

How lucky for you to live in "Wichita, the Abortion Capital"... You must incredibly lucky! I envy you...

[Cowinspace]

@ 3:05 "don't think about the little boy" pmsl

[soulinite]

I live in canada were this stuff isn't as big a problem. But I'd definately love to be a clinic escort.

[antisubaru]

I think that I have found my calling.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Good luck! I love doing stuff like this!

[DavidMTRutten]

5:35 This reminds me of the opening line of George Carlin show:

"Why, Why, Why is it that people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"

[JaguarJ0nes]

My point perzactly!

[Maggotpunk]

Priceless, you have always had the ability to take photos of the Antis at the best moments. I laughed a lot watching this, yes, I do have issues.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Yeah, sorry about the last photo. I just thought it was funny.

[ooolikujy]

thank you for doing the escorting. you are a hero.

[screech519]

That was great!!