Rifftrax: The Room - You are tearing me apart!

[Yapshire]

I can't juggle. So if I went on stage and tried to juggle four burning torches, I can't complain when I catch on fire and everyone calls me an idiot. So I don't juggle - and this moron shouldn't be making movies.

[braders9191]

Tw is currently living with aliens

[susankohistany]

James Dean said it better

[StupidWizardFilms]

0:50 SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[hellokitty92691]

funny thing is the dude said goodnight to his girlfriend but you can see its still day outside

[ElGorcho]

Dweebcentric, Tommy is so unintentionally hilarious live, he started to sing happy birthday but he sang it to a completely different melody. And he's just as misogynistic live as he his in the movie.

[ngcarter78]

Oh Hai The Room Parody! Ha Ha Ha, lets go play some football. Oh Hai Football.

[JoeCoolMaveric]

"Hello, Michelle, I hurtued (heard) you."

Mike: I hurt you by showing you my face.

lol

[snarkus63]

Dis is obsoludely fahscinaytin'.

[xmrfusionxx]

what a great tommy impression, probably the best i've heard so far.

[tandooriconnection]

According to the transcribed audio, "you're tearing me apart, Lisa" = "the antennae he's off the static electricity around this time live."

[mikeman4223]

"You can trust me. Your secret is safe with me."

..seconds later

"Liza...don't forget about what we talked about!"

Michelle...you tore her apart!

[dignankumar]

I'm pretty sure Congress enacted some law making it illegal to mock the mentally handicapped or retards... whatever. So leave Tommy Wiseau and M. Night Shyamalan alone already!

[knotightul]

-Don't talk like that

-Talk like me

[CrazySchool09]

This guy should go to Capitol Hill and yell, "You're tearing me apart, Congress!"

[werellstupid]

Oh hi Rifftrax!

[CrazySchool09]

"You must be kidding....aren't you?"

[dweebcentric]

has anyone been to wiseau's public appearances when they run this movie? is he this uncomfortable to listen to in real life?

[DrThunder88]

"I hurt you by showing you my face!"

Awesome.

[Halowanna]

dont worry about it!

[dixonite]

ohai YouTube responders

[antiformsora99]

@dixonite oh hey dixonite whats up.

[dixonite]

@antiformsora99 : ohai antiformsora99! You're my favorite responder :-)

[antiformsora99]

@dixonite lol XD dude accept me as friends PLEASSSSEE =)

[dixonite]

@antiformsora99 : oh hey antiformsora, no problem, of course I will accept....I wouldn't want to tear your "wuuurld" apart by not accepting your invite......say "ohai" to your sidewalk for me, won't you?

[antiformsora99]

lol XD

[MrAnimeking18]

Rofl!!!!!!

[Berethead]

Yeuw aligin, I nuevely chit yeuu. Jew arght tueerrin' mi oupaert, Leeza!

[sneakykatze82]

@Berethead You actually managed to make this even funnier then it already was, nicely done XD

[aristokraticassassin]

lol XD this movie is re releasing... in theaters LOL!

[MrBuch169169]

FUTUUURE-HUSBAND!

awoooooo

[spacexploder]

this is epic

[KilldozerRocks]

"Do you understand life?" So does Johnny understand life?

[kryptonkidsieg]

Tap 2 for mildly a inappropriate video!

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

There is no cause for alarm; don't worry about it.

[BrennerBay]

The fruit with the hair is such a bad actor it

really distracts from the Rifftrax.

He could use some lessons from John Agar.

[Sauron338]

Is this guy a WHAERWOELVF?

[GatorsFan24]

i neveer hitchu

-unless you count slugbug-

lol

[TheBalloonHoax]

For the longest time i thought Tommy busted a Producers (by which i mean he made a dud to make more money). But then i read he spent 6 million dollars on the movie...that and he just doesn't look like a very smart person from what i've seen.

[Rocks21]

@TheBalloonHoax 6 million, are you serious? Where did that all even go into?

[TheBalloonHoax]

@Rocks21 Cgi? Suits? Either way he cheaped out on the dialect coaches.

[ObsidianFuture]

@Rocks21 A lot of it actually went into securing the rights to 'Happy Birthday.' The song is still under copyright in the US, and they sing it in the movie.

[SAOrules]

@Rocks21 If you look it up on wikipedia, it says that wiseau wasted alot of that money on poor decisions, like filming the movie in both HD and standard film, paying for the rights to public domain songs (like happy birthday, I shit you not), and those are just two!

[JackKlompus13]

@SAOrules

Tommy Wiseau payed money for that song? God! Hahahahaha! XD

[TheLackofattack]

@SAOrules TO WHO?!?!!

[TheGodParticle]

Six million to make that crap film, geez, wiseau is the king of crap!

[Alonely]

The best part? Tommy Wiseau was the writer, producer, and director of this movie.

So when he was done with the script, he showed it to the director to see if he thought it was good. Then, just to be extra sure it was going to be a great movie, they both showed it to the producer.

[MrBuch169169]

Futuuuure Husband!!

[TheSlevinCalevra]

"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"

"golf clap* oh for the love of god..."

[Debunka]

"Ah nevah heet yew!" But shoving you is perfectly alright.

[DrThunder88]

Perhaps Johnny is a wharwilf.

[jmzimmerman1984]

he just said "I never hit you Lisa" and then he goes on to push her down on the couch numerous times. What is wrong with him?

[jmzimmerman1984]

he just assaulted her at 1:29 What the hell is wrong with this guy??

[pretorious700]

Could it be possible this guy Wiseau is actually Andy Kaufman?

[mavs2147]

You youtubers should just keep your comments in your pockets.

[dEsSiCaTa]

Is this some horrible home made film or was it actually released?

[abridgedfan107]

@dEsSiCaTa yeah, Wiseau had a big red carpet event and everything, and everyone was laughing after it was done. it kind of has a Rocky Horror thing going on right now.

[TheLostProphecies]

@dEsSiCaTa it is a real movie ! the guy (Wiseau) putted 4M bucks in it ! and there was this huge release with a red carpet, and you can buy the movie online...

go to Tyhatguywiththeglasses(dot)com­, under the Nostalgia Critic section, for a good review. Obscurus Lupa (on the same Website) also made a good review of this sh*t.

[OmniTerror]

Compared with this "movie" The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina is a Master Piece

[TsaladsSeggs]

BAHAHAHAHA

..........

AAAAAHAHAHAHA.

[scooterkid37]

"Doyou understair live? DO YOU?"

[kaerowyn]

"... a runaway road-grater speeding towards a nursing home?!?" LOL How random!

[OrochiBorgieman]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA *applause*

hilarious.

[fuglymidgets]

ÌM FED UP WID THIS WORRRLD

[Chynaash]

what the hell is this movie? i've never seen it before or even heard of it. This man is like..the worst actor ever.

[nightflyer777]

@Chynaash It's called "The Room" and the bad acting was intentional.

[Tuckerscreator]

@nightflyer777 It ain't. They've confirmed it's all completely unintentional!

[SuPerPePsi87]

i hurt you by showing you my face hahahahaha

[Pinkaugust]

I was hoping Johnny would SNAP at the end and actually kill her, but that would be asking too much out of Wiseau, I guess... Writing skills are terrible, but he did make the best "suckiest movie in the history of mankind", though...

[marcingrochala1]

I burst with laugh when the overdubbing voice said: ''FUTURE HUSBAND''

[wickedwitchwest12323]

@marcingrochala1 best superhero name EVER

[MrGojiralee]

So he says he never hit her, right after he viciously shoved her onto the couch, only to stand up and do it again? Yeah....

[The01kic]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS! AWESOME :)

[SoaringTrumpet]

Enable the captions for another level of absurdity (as if the movie alone wasn't enough). The nonsense becomes so overwhelming that you'll break down in mad fits of laughter!

[hamock72]

johnny: did you get a new dress?

----SHE'S NOT WEARING A DRESS?!----

[Pinocheck]

YOU'RE A LION, I NEARLY HIT YOU!

[burntDuckz]

dont talk like that. talk liek me. oh hai denny

[julilovespurple]

oh heii mark . your tearing me apart lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa

[therealmcnulty]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE!?

[lolporn]

I love how he is yelling about how he never hit her but has no problem pushing her.

[tf2whackyengineer]

It seems like the film got tired of itself at the end and tuned into Full House.

[angelmarine1292]

Go team HORRIBLE fucking actors.

[aptspire]

dear god, what bad actors :P

[gloriadaves]

He asked if she got a new dress and she totally snubbed Tommy. Nobody snubbs Tommy! NOBODY!

[zoeybaby07]

@ImmortalEye666 What a story ImmortalEye666!

[GreatOzymandias]

@lackofattack Oh, hai, torn-apart-lackofattack.

[GreatOzymandias]

@lackofattack .......Oh, hai again, lackofattack.

[hippo11222]

Oh high horrible video, oh high bad directing, oh high bad acting sequence. WTF!!!, Seriously, how much ganja has this man BEEN SMOKIN?!!!!

[CougarHunter09]

14 people must be kidding arent you

[SoylentGreeeen]

@oORiseAboveOo It's an old English saying, probably Victorian.

[PaperbackWizard]

@SoylentGreeeen The way I heard it, Queen Victoria commissioned a book for new wives about how they should approach married life. There was all sorts of advice on how to set tables and cook and clean, but when it came to sex, the only line was ... well you know.

[chitoryu12]

@SoylentGreeeen

Yep, Victorian saying. Back when they thought women got no pleasure from sex and it was just a chore.

[heatherbabe1338]

@SoylentGreeeen It was a saying that mothers told their daughters in England about their wedding night. Since sex was to be endured when they were virgins as a penance to be able to have children. They told them to lay back and think of their duty to their country.

[lonelysith66]

@heatherbabe1338 oic I thought Mike was referring to England from Hetalia.

LOL XD

[sailtheplains]

@lonelysith66

I'm totally going to pretend he was. XDD

[minui]

@oORiseAboveOo "According to one urban legend, "lie back and think of England" was an instruction given to brides or women in general in the Victorian Era regarding how to cope with the sexual demands of their husbands."

[minui]

@oORiseAboveOo "According to one urban legend, "lie back and think of England" was an instruction given to brides or women in general in the Victorian Era regarding how to cope with the sexual demands of their husbands."

[DigitalBookWorm]

@oORiseAboveOo

"Lie back and think of England" came from instructions to Victorian brides regarding having sex with their husbands. They were supposed to do whatever their husband told them, but they weren't supposed to enjoy having sex either.

[auritone]

@oORiseAboveOo Actually, I think it's from a James Bond movie. :)

[Chorltonian]

@oORiseAboveOo Its a Victorian-English. It refers to how a woman should "lay down and think of England" in the bedroom. At the time women were subservient to men. They were expected to unquestioningly agree to whatever their husband wished to do in the bedroom. It was also believed that a female enjoying sex and having an orgasm was sinful, women had sex simply to procreate and please her man. The term directs a woman's attention from pleasure to her duty to her man and her country.

[CountArtha]

@oORiseAboveOo Queen Victoria said it when her daughter asked advice about what to do on her wedding night. :P

[manslayerpupil]

@oORiseAboveOo ya its old english. it refers to when an english woman of royalty had to marry someone they didn't love.

[MuSeMaN1000]

@oORiseAboveOo when it wasn't done in england for women to enjoy sexual relations and the woman said to each other to "just lie back and think of england" and it took they're minds off it.

[pvigil1995]

@oORiseAboveOo It's an old Victorian phrase, which implied that women did not enjoy "marital congress"(google it if you don't understand), but told Victorian Era women that it was their duty to produce the next generation of British citizens, and of course the more the merrier:)

[GreatOzymandias]

@lackofattack oh hai lackofattack

[Mistertbones]

Oh hai sidewalk!

[40Pacino]

@Mistertbones oh hai Mistertbones

[JaymzLea]

1:05 The reason they emphasize that bit is cause the characters in the film always say "future husband/future wife" but never once say "fiance".

[zoeybaby07]

@20thcentfox Don't woooorry about it :D

[yamara34]

If the Nostalgia Critic got in trouble, how did Rifftrax not?

[SoylentGreeeen]

@yamara34 They don't sell the film, just the audio commentary track.

[Carnage1235]

@SoylentGreeeen

Too bad NC has a massive ego now.

[Ashkihyena]

@SoylentGreeeen Well, the Critic also didn't sell the film, all he did was review it, and he still got in trouble.

[LMTR14]

@yamara34 that's because he fucking sucks

[TheLostProphecies]

@yamara34 the MP3 file they are selling has no Wiseau Films content. you ear at this file while watching your DVD. this video has been edited to fit both soundtracks and the video.

[PILCH032790]

"I hurt you by showing you my face."

[dracowheelz5]

You know it's a bad movie when the guy that starts every sentence with, "Oh hai!", is the best performance... and maybe the gun.

[BedBang]

he doesnt even act angry

[MrPsychic8472]

@BedBang He doesn't even act...period.

[BedBang]

@MrPsychic8472 that was like 5 periods

[formermmaman]

oh, hi sidewalk.

[dlausactor6373]

SPOOOOOOOONS!!!

[akkito1911]

I'm so dumb founded that the writing can be that bad.

[ApacheMan2K]

@akkito1911 Probably because English is not Wiseau's native tongue. He says he's American, but I think he's actually French. I read about where he was raised, on his Wikipedia article.

[KiraiToBaka]

I never hurt you! *Pushes her onto couch* You are my everything! *Pushes her again*

What a good future husband.

[ApacheMan2K]

Too bad Tommy Wiseau can't take a joke.

[ShotUrGoldFish]

hahahaha that was amazing

[Saur]

How much cocaine do you have to do to be as awesome as Wiseau?

[woog757]

Lisa's Averageness Is Breathtaking :-}

[TheInstantClassic1]

Be perfectly honest people, would you really CARE if Johnny actually hit Lisa?

[monkey1070]

"You drive me crazy" "in addition to the a fore mentioned tearing of me apart." This is awesome, always a successful rifftrak when they can't make a joke that makes you laugh as much as the acting does.

[choc113]

Jesus! is this a real film? That guy is more wooden than the cast of thunderbirds.

[TheIm2BiZ11]

i wish i could tear tommy wiseau apart for his terrible acting

[GamerzPro1231]

"Maybe I'll change my mind."

"Don't talk like that. Talk like me. Oh hi Donny!"

[matrixistrue]

reddit

[superskh]

Who else thinks every movie should come with a Riff in the special features?

[Feliscar]

@superskh at least all the bad ones that couldn't sell a dvd unless they had rifftrax

[ApacheMan2K]

@superskh Or downloadable VOD format?

[JamieSSulivan]

You know, I was considering looking for and buying The Room, if I could find it, because of how Nostalgia Critic raved about it... until Tommy Wiseau pulled his copyright stunt. Now I think I'll just buy the Rifftrax version... if that even.

[SoylentGreeeen]

@JamieSSulivan Why don't you just acquire a digial copy if you know what I mean?

[Superfreaxx]

@JamieSSulivan

You can buy it on Amazon. If you want to snub Tommy, there is also craploads of seeds on The Pirate Bay,

[ApacheMan2K]

@JamieSSulivan Like I said, Tommy Wiseau just can't take a joke.

[panzerveps]

@JamieSSulivan do like rest of us. download the riffed version, and donate to rifftrax.

[krimsonchin117]

@JamieSSulivan It's actually on sale on amazon for 9 bucks. It's where i got mine.

[NeoFreeWorld]

@desmo246 dude Tommy Wieasu makes Uwe Boll look like fucking Martin Scorsessce by comparison

[88Meters]

@1:28

Apparently, going upstairs, washing up, and going to bed is offensive to Johnny.

[oORiseAboveOo]

Lie back and think of England- Bear Grylls!! ROFL!

[bandman232]

My fav: "Oh, hai gun barrow." xD

[Verto9999]

oh hai Like button

oh hai respond box

oh hai keyboard

oh hai post button

[zkilla30]

@Verto9999

Oh, hai Verto!

[Rhoddersproductions]

@Verto9999

[heroshadow42]

@Verto9999 oh hai reply button

[cenacattakproduction]

@Verto9999 oh thumbs up button

[uiopytrre]

I hurt you.. I hurt you by showing you my face

[rich639]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[anotheranomalie]

'Don't talk like that... talk like me! Oh hi Denny!' xD

[HanakoFujita]

He's REALLY bad at acting.... >.>

[zkilla30]

@HanakoFujita Tommy Wiseau isn't bad at acting, acting is bad at Tommy Wiseau. 

[HanakoFujita]

@zkilla30 LOL...

[Nagneto]

1:49 OSCAR WORTHY

[GKid51892]

Oh, Hi person watching the video, oh, Hi keyboard, oh, Hi lower case letters, oh, Hi consciousness typing individual keys, oh, Hi mouse, oh, Hi 'post' button-------

[VicVinegar]

@GKid51892 Oh Hi slow spiral into insanity.

[grandolddrummer]

@GKid51892 Oh hi reply.