How To Throw off Telemarketers

[latka101]

The sad truth is most (if not all) fat o'beast slobs have high pitched voices because beneath all that fat, they've got very tiny nuts...

[WelshWidgetMan2O1O]

Sounds like a Mickey Mouse voice-over person . . .

[Callofduty4nub]

lol this guy should be a voice actor

[babettegirl1993]

do more moreeeeeeeeee

[MrShithitthefan]

meanwhile in america.

[metallicstucco]

Did he eat the last telemarketer?

[SirMonkeyoftheBrook]

a song about santa lol

[Db9concept45ACP]

I bet u you they won't call back anymore hahahah lol

[jpelletier03]

Wouldn't it be great is the telemarketer he was on the phone with stumbled on this vid ;)

[jpelletier03]

LOL, love guys who keep their cool. Adore guys with a sense of humor. This made my day!

[Endtimescoming]

Is it just me or does this man look like William Shatner? Perhaps he could start singing Mr Tamborine man to the marketer sometime.

[4978colin]

nice video...but i still think Telemarketers should be shot...

[Moonchalice]

I tell them, I'm gpoing in the hospital tomorrow and I don;t know if I'll ever come out. They get all apologetic.

[FordV8Supercar]

When telemarketers call it's good fun to just say 'Hold on a minute', put the phone down and leave it there for a good half hour or so, then hang up :D

[RobertNeeb66]

Friggen awesome

[ReaperSound]

I really loved this video also looks and sounds like your family enjoys each other very much.

[youaremin3]

Omg! That is exactly how I laugh at thee end, LMAO!!! Wonderful to know that I am not alone on that obnoxiousness, LOL!

[SolidlyStated]

Forever a loan.

[jg4768]

Lmao gud one

[RainAngel111]

he should've said goodbye in a deep man voice

[OutlawMCC]

Ohhhhhh dear

[ZoMg801]

1:31

nuff said

[andthenshekickedme]

omg so funny

[terryfreeman84]

this things needs killing

[quelorepario]

these days man boobs make it really hard to tell a man from a woman apart

[Edsta713TX]

What happened to caller id? If you don't have friends or family with a number that starts with 1-800 then don't answer.

[J88Wolf]

@Edsta713TX That's no fun! :D

[CraigF1995]

The funniest thing was the person dying at the end wtf was that noise

[brooklynlulu]

Cute and funny at the same time, Win!

[LNGamlng]

@sleazylagoon take a look at your self before critizsing other people

[madrey99]

Oh for the love of, just say "No Thank You" and hang up.

I use to work for a survey company and it amazed me how little willpower people had, look its simple I can't hang up it's my job but you can. Plus I didn't sell your phone number, that service provider that you signed a legally binding contract with that you didn't take the time to read did. It would be nice if people would take that anger and use it to fix the problem.

[bigfellakid]

@madrey99 That's more than I do. I go straight to the hang up part

[brooklynlulu]

@madrey99 Oh shut up, you guys are annoying, let us have some fun. Grim reaper!

[orodreth543]

WARNING: All headphone users please lower ur volume near the end of the video may cause deafness

[89ruger]

@orodreth543 Thanks for the warning i didnt see it until after i lost my hearing lol

[orodreth543]

@89ruger lol just trying to lend a helping hand but i guess it would be an ear in this case lol

[TheBigRigRunner]

@orodreth543 you may have just saved my ears i thank you.

[FLuXGriZzly]

your uncle is a fat pedo he needs to be put down the fat shit

[mydogzty]

Smokers cough at the end.....

[DrugdPdestrian]

Jesus christ! wa that lady at the end ok? D: she sounded like someone was gagging her

[floydiandragoon]

It made me sad at the end when I heard the banshee killing the cameraperson.

[MrTalbottXD]

the boobs threw me off.

[tdubis70]

What you do when someone calls and it's a wrong number, and they ask for so and so, you say, " I'm sorry, he died last week..."

[ThisGirl03]

These pople have taste. They are listening to "What Child is This" by Mary J. Blige and Andrea Bocelli

[odmcarp]

are you a male or female?

[j0hnb0wman]

Fat people aren’t just jolly. They’re joymongers. Sure they’re going to die soon, but the big picture is they’re funny now and they’re making tonight special so who cares?

[seanzoz]

And that's why I'd never, ever, ever fucking be a telemarketer... I mean everyone would treat you like a faggot and how could you blame them?

[neonbassman]

THAT WAS .......GREAT !!!!!!!!

[6muffinstuffer9]

not funny

[knightclassic1]

It was Check N Go!!!!!!!

[knightclassic1]

My goodness, she/ or he made my day, I wish I was in that house.

[Leowen2]

Hey fella have you considered getting lap banded.

[PhoneyCalls]

Win !

[M424Filmcast]

One of the best everrrrrr!!!!! ROFL

[longboardingkings1]

the funny part is that i think i know this guy

[legomaster335]

fat guy in a little cooooat....

[PISSEDoffPARENTS]

fuck you santa

[raleighzia]

LOL whoever was laughing at 1:35 we are laugh twins!

[TheLonelyLumberJack]

At the end, it sounded like someone was choking to death lmfao

[MCSnicks]

EPIC!!!!

[Leowen2]

Does anyone know what is the world record for the longest turd.

[jillianelsegood]

@Leowen2

I don't know....I'd like to know though whih is weird?

[MrAwesomedude96]

another way to make them hang up quick, make them think they accidentally called the FBI, CIA, or police... say, "What's your emergency?... Where is your location?... We are tracing your phone call and will have someone over right away!"... they'll instantly say to themselves, "Sunnava'!!!" and hang up...

[Noblity54]

We all know canadians are more polite than americans. America would probably be better off if we controlled how they plan to rise out of the receesion. a) Do what we do. b) Do what china does- print more money

[forgottenmaz]

Turn on a slasher movie or a perverted movie, and hold the phone to the speakers

[bigcheese1973]

Some people have to take telemarketer jobs because its all they can find in this down economy. We feed our families this way. I understand the annoyance, but lets show some compassion!

[MrSlashmonkey]

i like yur humor

[sritger]

lulz

[AmericansAnnoyMe]

Is that fat piece of crap a man or a woman?

[cavalierfan2008]

@AmericansAnnoyMe interesting, your youtube name is "AmericansAnnoyMe" Yet this comment annoyed the hell out of me. I think I should make a new youtube account and the screen name will be "EuropeansAnnoyMe". Then in the info section i'll put "Because the bitch to much." I hope you had a GREAT Christmas!

[AmericansAnnoyMe]

@cavalierfan2008 You're annoyed because you are a fat piece of american crap too. Touched a nerve. 50 of americans are obese like you. Not overweight, obese. Fatland.

[forgottenmaz]

@AmericansAnnoyMe I give your trolling a 3/10. - 10 points for going with the overused 'OMG America is this, that, and the other,' but +3 points for horrible typing

[AmericansAnnoyMe]

@forgottenmaz

Everyone "cares" what YOU think. 

[forgottenmaz]

@AmericansAnnoyMe Thank you for caring :)

[Leokensgirl]

LMAO!!!!

[Artherus1]

my grampa just told them he was in bed with the neighbor's wife, that got em' off the phone pretty damn quick! lol

[InfiniteWhizBang]

I waited for the funny, and it never came.

[farmlover1212]

"

hey, listen, I can sing you a song about Santa!"

[alden6644]

my grandpa says "Massillion Police Department can I take your call?"

[nicholassmth1]

MAN THAT WAS GOOD!

Give props to your uncle for doing that and also that was AWSOME!

[parrarulz1]

lmao now that's funny

[AprilC31]

dude, your uncle ROCKS! LOL

[TheMattd546]

love it!!!!

[psycol10]

uncle fester!!



[KidaKarasu]

Sounds like Julia Child!!! XD

[loonneye]

His voice at the end was the only way I new he was a man

[knightclassic1]

@loonneye I did thought it was a Lesbian.

[needchanneltocomment]

@loonneye I knew the second the video started because he wasn't in the kitchen.

[Explainerpro01]

My favorite part was the end when the lady sounded like she was dieing...

[youngshadow1]

@Explainerpro01 sounded like a laugh that was held in for days lmao

[FillingUpCitySkies]

@Explainerpro01

Dying*... but mine too :)

[inovationist]

We need to be able to hear the audio on the other end of the phone.

[AlSaysIt]

Hahahaha nicely done my friend! :-) LOVE that voice! LOL!