Funny Lebanese/Arabic Swearing

[luciferchaar6]

HAHAHAHA THIS JOKE IS MEN ZAMEN SHI 10 YEARS YA3NE SINCE I WAS A KID IVE HEARD IT.

[Makeme0210]

Lol i understand a bit charmota kess emak lol 

[VanillaAvalanche]

I am Syrian and I understand what the dude says hahahahaha so funny

Kess emak, bye LOOOL

[jhny8819]

isnt that fadi r3aydi



[Str33tBaLLvsNBA]

translate into english plz :)

[stoopidvideo]

lmfao, i should put this up and i bet my dad and my mom will walk in and be like wtf

[thehalflifefan94]

wle rou7 kess ekht yalle bazarak akhou manyouke ayre be damirak w berkha3ak kelle sawa bteswa ayre mahboul la ta7et ya eben el charmouta, enta cha3eb el 7akir mentek ekhto mal3oub be azbal ya ebn el menteke, wle rou7 wle be zyede 3a rasak kess emmak 3a 2emm yalle ba3dak 3a ayre... lah ya... charmout 3ares ben a7be kess emmak be ayre la terja3 kess ekht yalle daratak akhou manyouke... kellna sawa wa7ad tnein tlete wlek rou7 ya ayr, rou7 ya ayr, rou7 ya ayr, rou7 ya khara, kess emmak bye.

[2211ameer]

kes emm el e daratak a5ooo manyookeh

[2211ameer]

lol best ever you can watch 100 times and still laugh

[lebanese996]

Hahahahahahahaha sho cool!!! :P

[princepersia1]

kess ekhtak bye

[robbspace]

That's normal talk in lebanon, especially in traffic.

[diceplayaLOL]

hahaha 7elwe ktir almost wet my pants awesome video

[nasralla91]

Lmaooo good shit

[Qowa48Gaza]

Libnan agdar shrmota

[NasseerBoss]

kess abook

[roykhoury1]

lahhh yaaaa



[TRiKSwix]

Kess emak bye

[zeinzin91]

kess ekht li daratak akhou manioukeh hahaha

[Sunikkke]

o.O is this ONE curse? Hm.... I think we (Hungarians) just found our selves s worthy opponent for a swearing contest XD

[SuperMofizzle3]

LOOOOOOOOLL "WAHAD KALBB!! lah yaaa..." :')

[Nour12327]

@SuperMofizzle3 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l AHHAHAHA

[Nour12327]

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahah

[besho461]

خيييييييييير ان شاء الله...!!!

من جد اممك

(وما يلفظ من قول الا لديه رقيب عتيد)

[CaleEEBoca]

yalla kelna sawa 1 2 3 ya eirrrrr XD hahahaha

[heweem]

OMG XD hahahhaha im glad i understand this!!!

[TJRHINO29]

sorry but its a horrible sound language

[TheHussle]

WAHAD KALBBBBBBBB



[heweem]

@TheHussle 0:31 hahahha!! kes oomak bye 

[ramowniou1]

rouh ya air rouh ya air rouh ya air

[Karlywuzhere]

hahah sounds like my uncle mohammed ... wallahh

[jabbarooz]

lol

[SneakyGang]

so funny

[imdagun11]

hahahhahaah roo7 ya arr roo7 ya arr kes emak bye! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[jads92]

Why would you put the picture of a bombing with this? One is funny, the other is not.

[ClubAfricainTunis]

lol

[Binhole810]

Lol legend!!

[thekikoman1]

Lol hahaha lebneneh 2asleh

[zuhzzz1]

kos emakome all

[settleryouth]

lol kus em em em emek

[GoldenDjinni]

Spammed this on XBL. Made my day ..

[mohamad9600]

ouffffffffffffff 2a3tiiiiiii

[dragonbane001]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheZeaiter123]

this is some real fuck'n funny shit

[alexisthemanandrock2]

can sumone write in a comment everything he is saying in arabic ?

[ChammasProductions]

IM LEBANESE !!!

[alexisthemanandrock2]

@ChammasProductions good job ya hamad

[leviterande]

@alexisthemanandrock2 omg you really need to learn some arabic to lugh your ass off aahahhaha I am crying now ahahahaha

[mushypeazes]

Roo7 ya KHara

[lesstars1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

real lebanese

[swimmergurl808]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[CHRACKHEADTHG]

AHAHHA funny ass hell dude omg ...if you guys kno lebanese arabic youll fall on the floor LMAO

[pharo1262]

preety funny

[cpsw298]

lol...kes emak Bye!...lol

[lManOwaRI]

looool kes ekhtak bye

[iBrowniie]

kiss okht li daratak ! kiss emmak bye

[80biyahood1]

thats a mad head to slap

[sukaballn00b]

@80biyahood1 80 BI YAHHOD KES EKHTON AKU MANYUKE

[lebthrash]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL ayre bil lebnene sho manyak ! F U LEBANESE I FKIN LOVE THIS COUNTRY !

[GetouTheWay1]

@lebthrash are u insulting lebanon?

[lebking95]

WA7AADDD KALBB..funniest partt!!!! lmfao

[sweetsaleen09]

LMFAO!!!!!

[skittlezpartyz]

ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha­ i understanding every word bc im lebanese

[MsaflesAbuJasim]

كس ام اللي ظرطك هههههههه

[pinkevilgrl]

LOL akhu manyuk aire bdameerak xD

[HabibiBlida]

hehe lool



[mojowsixten]

LOOOOOL 

[hossiena]

kess emak bye

[oudaiAJ]

@hossiena i like the bye at the end hahahahahahahaha like he didn't do anything wrong it was a normal phone call

[LaTopher]

Sounds like my teta

[SneakyGang]

@LaTopher loool man

[496gonfishin]

@LaTopher lol sounds like my jedoo (spelling) 

[ANAbiNader]

@LaTopher hhhh i think i would like her lol

[Fusiionw9]

MANYACC KISIMAK YA SHARMOUTA

[bouzahrabiddayia]

swearing in the lowest level , degrading

[CriticalNajNaj]

Ahahaha "kus imak, bye"

[123fudgey]

haha no cuss emuc means fuck your mom and sharmouta means mother fucker/ slut whore bitch

[lebopride1]

LMAOOO wallah funny ikteer !

[jbravo669]

"sharmout arse bin a7be kus imak b aire w rjea3 kusukht baladak ahkl manyookeh"

LMFAO!!!

Classic

[Bulitboyftw]

MANYACC!

[tuf929]

dont ask me to explain all that!

[SUGARPIE19971]

lol

[nerd4life12345]

hahahaha 2ad7ak shi leik rou7 ya 2eir hahahahah!!

[judopathoftruth]

i had this as a technoi remix, i remebr playing it on my computer speakers that had like 4 small speakrs and a big sub woofer, fucking my dad heard it and went nuts.

[thehalflifefan94]

@judopathoftruth I remember I had this techno remix too; do you know what's the name of the song mixed with it?

[Moe45678RS]

Kes emak bay

[judopathoftruth]

kuss umak bye!

[RTX94]

hahaha FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! I like how he says BYE at the end!! =D

[princepersia1]

"Cus Imak, Bye" HAHAHA I love how he says bye.

[dina81]

The funniest thing is how he is still courteous at the end and says Bye. LOL!

[islanderboi89]

this is definitely gonna be my ring tone LOL

[chandab98]

man u dont nothing about leabnon u dont know te swearing manyooki is like a retard and thats funny abit im lebo im proud of it

[TheLilLebs]

LEBO

[halakhalife]

thisss is reallly funny lmao...i no arabic..nd im lebanese but what is manyooki ? lmao..

[HammerTime98]

You're Lebanese and you don't know what a manyooki is? lol

[PeezyDv2]

manyooki... is like a retard

[rudylebanese]

hahah manyouki doesnt mean retard ?,manyouki means like wen a girl get fuked,so shes a manyouki cuz sum1 fuked her ,lebanese ppl got mad swears! lol

[lebanesecommando]

@rudylebanese manyouke/menyak means f*gg**

[80biyahood1]

@PeezyDv2 it means your a wanker

[islanderboi89]

@halakhalife habibi, i'm not lebanese and i know what manyooki is LOL!

[glopydop]

@islanderboi89 i thinks its bitch...

some arab kid at mah school yells it at one teacher ALOT :3

[halakhalife]

hahhahahhahahahahhaha bravoooo ya shabebbb soo funnyy !!

[Broken995]

that was FUNNY

[7aramy7areef]

exactly this is for ur mon debe101

[SamLebanon1]

bayrouti tant hehe

[abdirhmanomar99]

زي معزا

[rudylebanese]

btw this 1 waz made for saad al hariri on other video on youtube lol

[mich165i]

rudylebanese no I really think that it was made for YOU!!!!!

[rudylebanese]

mich165i u just sent me a message saying it was made for your MOMMMA!

[REDMAN4701]

lmao again!!!!!!!!!!!!

[REDMAN4701]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

[debel101]

this is for hassan and bashar il assad

[1ahmadrockets1]

This is for your mom

[kotiach23]

funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

[kotiach23]

lol funny

[soldier9718]

LMAO!!!!! never get sick of it!!!

[tg1king]

omg this is legend i remmeber hearing this in 2001

[Gildor223]

who is legend?

[tg1king]

sorry i meant this track was legendary in 2001 in high school LOL

[Gildor223]

LOL

[judopathoftruth]

@tg1king yea man, lol i had a music version of this i was blasting it on my pc sound sytema nd my dad took a whooping to me when i woke him up with it from the next room

[soldier9718]

HAHAHAHA who is legend. lmfao u idiot

[ahtypitosomakedonas]

lol chronic really funny lol!

wheres issa whn u need him?

[LouiKfromASG]

3,2,1 no ahtypi!

[LouiKfromASG]

hahahahahah omfg this is funni

yala issa!