600 nitro express

[egresk1]

I swear this was the funniest thing I've seen in years, I'm still laughing after 10 minutes and my eyes are teared up. It would not have been nearly as funny if someone watching didn't yell "Holy Fu%^" !

[Bredification]

"hey, could someone help me find my fingers? Follow the splatter."

[MrHUNTINGROCKS1]

omg i feel bad for the gun but shit that was funny and stupid at the same time

[boboso74]

Should of looked through the scope.

[Oakleyman24]

And what was the hope of holding onto it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO. I cant help but laugh when I watch this. I'm sorry, but I have to watch it again. Yep, its that funny.

[carrionpvp]

chuck norris is an old fuck...just like these jokes. (survivor of barrens) tired of this shit!!

[2wingo]

@carrionpvp Chuck Norris may be old, but don't think for a second that age makes him weak. He's in remarkable shape for a man his age, has high belts in at least a dozen different martial arts, and is an Airforce-trained military policeman.

[carrionpvp]

@2wingo i just said he was old and the jokes simply need to die

[necromorphxbrute]

That gun is kinda stupid because to much recoil in it

[GrizzlyOzz]

@necromorphxbrute Really? I hadn't noticed.

[CSnakeV]

Damn, the mess that this gun should make if someone score a headshot!

[agent1up]

is that chumly?

[khanson241]

The 600 NE was a double rifle caliber only. The pistol in this video is not a 600, the TC could not be chambered for this as it would be an illegal destructive device. (i.e. that is the reason all american handguns top out at 500 bore, you cannot go above 500 without violating the 1968 law.) Further, if you have ever actually seen a 600 NE round in person, you would understand how this pistol is not chambered for that huge, rimmed round. The chamber would fill up this guy's hand.

[ex59neo53]

600 NE was a caliber for a huge rifle ,and to hunt elephants ,rgino ,aso ...

Using a 600 NE rifle is already a challence ,so mounted on a gun .... (tested this kind of rifle in my youth and my shoulder still remembers it :s)

[T3sticleFungus]

Dirty Harry never saw that because at the time of the Dirty Harry Movies,the .44 Magnum was the most powerful handgun in the world.

[ex59neo53]

@T3sticleFungus He did see this but on a rifle ... 600 NE was never meant to be adapted on a rifle

[300superMEXICANS]

I wold be pissed if that was my gun

[MrDewman21]

You just pistol whipped your own damn gun hahahaha

[lucaspanzarini]

where's your FPS Russia now?

[S4mur41dr4gon]

HEADSHOT!!! NOOB DOWN !!!

[lildrummerboy65]

@a7xfanboylolololol you clearly don't know much about guns if you think the recoil makes the gun inaccurate. Like the other guy said the bullet is well out of the barrel before the gun even kicks. You're pretty much saying that sniper rifles and any other accurate firearm would be inaccurate guns due to their recoil.

[crazyrainbowpig1425]

double kill

[xxxreapercrossxxx]

240p we meet again haha

[PlayfulRobinho]

fps russia should try this one!

[comissairevanloc]

fat idiot got owned hahaha

[iliveinsingapore]

"You are not worthy to wield me, o wide one..."

[Maddolis]

Relax guys he's a troll, nobody really likes Avenged Sevenfold.

[Woodall1776]

I thought his arm was going to get ripped off.

[a7xfanboylolololol]

whats the point of having it???

[9volt65]

@a7xfanboylolololol Why use 20 bullets when you can use one very, very big one?

[a7xfanboylolololol]

@9volt65 you do realise that by the time that bulletes comes out, the pistol would of had a slight tilt, making it extreamily unaccurate.

[9volt65]

@a7xfanboylolololol Yes, I do.

That's why I was joking...?

[zma924]

@a7xfanboylolololol I don't think you have a concept of just how fast the round is moving.

[SANPH]

@a7xfanboylolololol the bullet is out of the end of the barrel and a few feet in front of you before the muzzle starts moving up, in ANY gun. The bullet is out and heading downrange before you even FEEL the recoil. Guns are deliberately designed like this. Otherwise nobody would be accurate. Stop playing CoD and actually learn about guns before spouting off.

[a7xfanboylolololol]

@SANPH i wont even start a fight showing that i know more about guns, have shot more guns, and take guns very seriosley. I will however let you know i think cod is gay, i actually make fun of little kids that play cod and get on gun videos and rant on and on about how a guns better, or spits out cod facts that no one cares about. Obviously you're a troll, so ill just go ahead and laugh at the fact that you get a boner by trying to make people mad lol.

[nakakalbo]

hahaha ur hands isnt big enough for that!! go shoot a 22..hahahaha

[DesGTS]

aaahahahahh epic

[bbriiannz]

O_O Holy shit!! That fuckin' gun went flying out of his hand, leaving behind a cloud!! I'm surprised the recoil didn't take off his arm.

[theScienceOfFear2012]

HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

[123110gunner]

Ha Americans cant shoot Shit Only spetnazs can shoot The big guns

[808BeAsTly]

Not all americans are fat 4all the stupid asshole haters out there

[ed11561]

FAT ASSHOLE REDNECK FOOL

[darkwings58]

Now in every russian happy meal!

[carbonxcopy]

Standard fat American.

[GrubSlayer]

If one of my friends mishandled my very expensive gun like that, I'd be really pissed-off.

[jrob172]

What is that used for to kill a T-Rex lol?? Thats the gun u need for self/home defense lol!!!

[NinjaOfTinFoil]

he would have held on to it if it was a chese burger

[realSOnoYa]

lol, no recoil! Instead, you have to play fetch.

[XKNIGHT196]

OMG where does he shoot more???In front of you or behind you??? HAHAHAHAHA

Ahh man no way i would shoot with this ROFL

[Devorvan]

well he got a headshot

[acesarion]

OMG thats crazy!!! imagine a kid using this!?



[Almighty1223]

Why did he take so long to aim?? It's not like that thing needs to be aimed to do some sort of damage xD

[FlakeDodge7]

Its funny to see americans laugh at the fatness of the shooter. You live in the most obese country in the world!

[loljk12341]

@FlakeDodge7 aye we may have a fatty here and there but atleast we can **Afford** to be fat. Grapes and smelly cheese aint fuckin breakfast.

[WickederThanThou]

@FlakeDodge7 you got sand in your vagina or something?

[TheEcho1919]

imagine playing russian roulett with this thing..everyone would die



[Almighty1223]

@TheEcho1919 You'd probably take the person out in front of you as well as your self o.O

[griefer1]

Actually the designer behind the .600 NE intended it for hunting dinosaurs just in case if they ever came back. Not kidding.

[softndsmooth]

@griefer1 Lol thT\at's awesome. I love crazy stories like those!

[tacos5631]

if this gun kicked so hard it shot out of his hand, imagine the size of the bullet O.O

[millratt]

Suck tohave to buy a new scope after every shot, lol

[TheBoostDoctor]

@usiemcuserton This is what you bring to Jurassic park

[gdogrider369]

chuck norris can duel wield it

[XZOMBIEZSLAYERX]

this gun is meant for hunting a sasquach or is it sasquch ohh hell i dont know how to spell it

[HyperactiveDrug]

chuck norris could handle it :D

[0Vuuk0]

I would love to see two groups or military groups skirmish with these.

[Linker0x0]

LOL LOLOLOLO LOOOL !!!!



[Ascension42]

This is Chuck Norrises favorite bb gun.

[Corkoth55]

@Ascension42 it's not a BB gun.

[T4Bz3]

@Ascension42 Norris', not Norrises. (It's singular and I think you're addressing to Chuck Norris, the guy who survived nuclear warheads in WWII)

[FadhlurShots]

FPS Russia can handle that

[DrDanVlogs]

@usiemcuserton It was actually designed for hunting elephants, hence it's nickname "The Elephant Gun"

[keithdumbass]

this is some funny ass shit fat ass can't hold the dam gun right

[DelaneyIrish14]

The Russian Spetnaz planes to incorporate this as their standard sidearm by 2013

[hostilerosstyle]

@DelaneyIrish14 There's an "e" in plans?

[wolf97102]

@DelaneyIrish14 spetznaz gonna lose their gun after 1 shot xD

[mamanettie]

@DelaneyIrish14 and where did you get that information from? wikipedia?

[bisquik3006]

@DelaneyIrish14 Russians are way to gay, and cheap for a firearm like this. It would have to shoot some sorry ass cartridge ending in X39.

[djalladream89]

do u feel lucky punk???

[paintballwiz75]

Kenny Rogers will do anything for notoriety

[Wastefuleverything]

@paintballwiz75 busted my ass

[pacoboi96]

I'm willing to bet that WAS an expensive gun. Take'r across the scales now.

[hellow533]

this needs to be a rifle

[DigitalHaze65536]

To all of the people laughing at him, the same thing would happen to you if you tried to shoot it. ;)

[grapeapevine]

Is that Larwence patterson AKA Larry from west Tulsa??

[1221kedama1221]

monsuter

[taimoor006]

@usiemcuserton dinasoars

[bcvellido]

Dear Santa...

[redneckgrafx]

that sumbitch would break chuck norris by god!!!!

[gofuckloser]

@usiemcuserton its designed for elephants

[pinhead61187]

@gofuckloser make sure you hit it the first shot, because you wont get a second.

[jeremytheknight]

the Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express Zeliska revolver uses the same round both are big game hunting pistols the zeliska is slightly more practical to fire because it weighs 16 pounds which is retarded but hey why the fuck not hulk hogan could use one

[1992kevlar]

He probably have a small dick

[MrEpitomeofHyperbole]

Cool but impractical

[dutymaster1]

Give chuck norris his arisoft gun back!

[doente5]

yay we dont need nuclear weapons anymore \õ

just get 50 guns like this one and the problem is solved

[Whiteboy6ave]

(chuck Norris) "now were did my handgun go?!?"

[oSNE4Ko]

how many kill has that gun got ? not with a bullet...but with its frame taking peoples heads off

[wlangedirrw]

if he wouldn have been morbidly obeese he would have been launched into space.

[deadlychicken69]

I'm pretty sure this gun was made by the CIA to kill off retards in this country who love guns and think they can handle shooting it. + old people. great job!

[emul96]

@usiemcuserton "The .600 Nitro Express cartridge was originally developed in 1899 for big game hunters who went to Africa with the intention of killing elephants"

[corperationblackout]

@usiemcuserton Elephants Actually

[JAB64646464]

LMAO

[FireBadger66]

See what happens when you try to use Chuck Norris' stuff?

[hunter101209]

i have15 guns and shoot just about every day theres no way in hell, would you get me to shoot that fuckin thing. you would never shoot another gun straight.

[jalavalabuu]

headshot

[StrictlyTactical]

@usiemcuserton More like for sinking navy warships LMAO!!

[bobiscool308]

@tonyhighflyer911 hahahahahahahaha thats funny as hell. lmfao

[bobiscool308]

@usiemcuserton no its for hunting my sister. haha (shes fat)

[ombreatom]

this gun is more like a hand granade.i wouldnt buy this shit.

[IIIJFRIII]

lolol owned!

[KillerWulf777]

This is gun is also know as Death's Penis

[KillerWulf777]

The .600 nitro expsress pistol...AKA Death's Penis!

[ireternalexistence]

@MrKangarooBoy It also kills anyone who happens to step in front of the bullet as it continues to fly through the first target.

[BigAgitator]

@usiemcuserton you've got it the other way around.  The guy firing it is the whale.

[OffalAutopsy]

@usiemcuserton Hunting elephant actually.

[jubeikiba6]

that's one where if he just bought it he's saying, "When I take it back how much can I get back when it's slightly damaged"

[gstonemetal666]

why.....

[biggun1984]

What the hell good is a gun if it flies out your hand after the first shot?

[Necromaster00]

Fuck DOOM, here's your BFG right here...

[Cylence01]

What really makes me mad, is at first it looked like he was going to one hand it........I would have literally payed cash just to see it :)

But I'll settle for seeing this for free!

[mkzhero]

I wonder how much compensators this one needs so that you can fire it without it taking YOU out..

[evildude109]

"One obnoxiously large handgun, with a side of head trauma please."

"Would you like any sauce with that?"

"Uhm yes, awesomesauce."

[Luk3timusprime]

damn that gun materialized outa his hands.

[cybillify]

@usiemcuserton its a "novelty<<item"

[sasquatch4liffee]

nice stance you got there

[Vidszhite]

In Soviet Russia, bullet shoots gun.

[AllThatGudShyt]

@Vidszhite Lmfao niccee

[sallom899]

@Vidszhite LOL nice one!

[cybillify]

@Vidszhite my uncle hate raped your country bout time of nam...mmmPshhh lol

[Vidszhite]

@cybillify I'm American...

[SSofIreland]

@Vidszhite In Soviet Russia, corny joke cracks Vidszhite.

[kaptainkashstacka]

Double KILL!! 10,000pts

[bukboy123]

lolz fat fuck , why didnt he hold it real tight!! dumb ass

[Hypoo]

@bukboy123 Judging by the sound and recoil, I doubt that would've worked.

[cybillify]

@Hypoo thers no recoil cake face

[Hypoo]

@cybillify I suppose it was a giant local windstorm that blew the gun out of his hand then. Also, cake face? Am I supposed to inerpret that as an insult or something?

[JRoo7ful]

Daaam that's is crazy!!!

[freixinhojoao]

Até me doi a barriga de tanto rir....fodassssssssss

hi,hi,hi,hi

[wendelllee24]

holy @#$% that must have hurt.

[FlameOfGodith]

When you absolutely MUST kill something in front AND behind you XD

[RussellsParadox]

@FlameOfGodith and then yourself.

[darkcloud2266111]

lmfao



[cybillify]

@FlameOfGodith you never even saw one when so and so was fuckn so and so

[bukboy123]

lolz fat boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[777MetalForever]

HEADSHOT!!!!

[hongjsjs2]

for whom the gun shoots...

handcannon

[Removes]

It's more faster, haha. Fucking rejects. On another note, I would never fire that thing.

[carnut476]

it's like a .22 short to chuck norris...

[edubugras]

In Soviet Russia, Gun shoots YOU!

[PhenomenalOne12]

That's what you deserve for being a fat man lol .

[AmazingKnifeThrower]

40 bucks a shot

[Toro76aus]

can evryone shut the fuck up with chuck norris, it THE most cliche' thing anyone can ever say in this day and age, get some new material for fuck sake, jesus christ.

[coolpanther6]

@Toro76aus fuck u bitch u little pussy

[AmazingKnifeThrower]

@coolpanther6 sumbody needs 2 learn how 2 make better insults U PUSSY lmao

[XXArmsOfNukesxX]

@AmazingKnifeThrower U need 2 lurn hao 2 spel

[AmazingKnifeThrower]

@XXArmsOfNukesxX look who's talking but then again ur 2 stupid 2 realize tht it's SLANG terminology it's more faster than da proper way

[coolpanther6]

@AmazingKnifeThrower back at u fuckin Nigga Imao

[NathanTozer98]

@Toro76aus Using the lords name in vein asshole..

[Doubledome]

Damn, you must be trying to completely destroy someone with that handgun

[Pieceofschitt2]

Geez

[warblaster82]

Of coarse the Russians make something like this. No offense, but Russia over does everything.

[berner]

See kids, that's what happens when you try to hold on to a controlled explosion

[unclepos77]

this bitch could probably turn your arm inside out.

[bienenpabst]

die schädigt den schiessenden mehr als den getroffenen!

[MATTROCKS555]

which way is this gun shooting?

[crazyredlion4500]

Why would anyone ever want to shoot a 600 nitro express from a handgun anyway? It is meant to be fired from a 15 pound rifle. It just does not seem practical at all.

[CallOfChicken]

WTF Cal. 60

[sonnarkku]

When does a pistol stop being a pistol? when it´s big enough to kill a bear.