Kent Hovind is Crazy #9: Al Gore came from the Roswell Crash

[MrYouraveragejoe05]

The first 6:51 was hilarious!

[EmmortalBone]

The peanut-butter guy,makes a really good point considering peanut-butter jars sit unsealed for millions of years before you open them.

[zeke7071]

This Hovind guy sounds like some cure all snake-oil salesmen.

[mdt2189]

I wasn't laughing at that stupidity, I was sobbing.

[Outlawcatgirl]

@bestvalue Not knowing it was a joke (if it really was) doesn't make someone stupid. It's hard to tell, especially online, because there are people who believe things like that.

[CasualTS]

Ok, ok, I know it's a big secret, but I once opened a jar of peanut butter and did in fact discover new life. But in making this discovery I realized that I couldn't allow this new life to flourish. But who could blame me with a moral decision like that? I mean, can you even imagine a life-form created from peanut butter?

It was delicious! I ate the whole thing in one sitting! I freely admit I am ashamed of my behavior. Next time, I promise, I will at least spread him on some bread first.

[guineapiggyman]

no ones looking in their peanut butter for people. i would just eat it and not notice. not everyone has electronmicroscopes in the kitchen

[mjh012363]

I've forgotten how nutty he was in this one. :/

[odwalla12]

I love how he ties every organization to the "new world order". Is there a conspiracy theory that he doesn't subscribe to?

[Trin80ty]

@odwalla12

That's a good question. I can't think of one.

[VitoPossilipo]

Eve is the mother of all living? Also of animals and plants?

[Trin80ty]

@VitoPossilipo

Common descent?

[VitoPossilipo]

@Trin80ty But I thought the Bible says, only men derives from Adam and Eve and that the plants and animals had been created by god seperately.

[Trin80ty]

@VitoPossilipo

I thought the Bible also said incest is bad. How did Adam and Eve's children reproduce?

[Strangerinasland]

@VitoPossilipo Eve is the mother of all living. That proves evolution. Humans evolved into animals.

[VitoPossilipo]

@Strangerinasland Are you serious or kidding?

[Strangerinasland]

@VitoPossilipo Seriously sarcastic.

[jisaid08]

I love how he's describing this UFO propulsion as if he understands physics.

[mjh012363]

Oh come on! He was just joking about Al Gore being an alien. Wasn't he?? LOL!

[Strangerinasland]

@mjh012363 Either Hovind is an alien or I am. 

[Tammyaway]

he actually believes someone from the government came to speak to him about something that's written in books? wow he's deluded.

[bigmike4758]

Eve is the mother of all living? So she is the mother of all animals and plants and such?

[BlueWaveOfLight]

@bigmike4758 You know he means humans only

-an Atheist.

[davidvanelslande]

Well, Hovind uses the Eve argument to dismiss potential life on any other planet - so in that regard he's just too happy it hasn't been found yet. But even if we do one day, he'll adapt or find a way around that to further proof the existence of god, like he always does.