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  • haha....that was actually a good intro

  • The intro had me dying lmao

  • how do you call plays??

    

  • Hey man what are you supposed to do when your doing a play and a button like the green "A" button appears above them? I pressed A but it only passed to someone else!

  • i can;t imagine this happening in reali life, lakers and celtics 5 play in practice

  • you talk like a dirty butthole

  • how do you call plays in myplayer? cant find it.

  • nice intro dude, and thanks for this tutorial :)

  • how do get the screen so perfect

  • amazing intro, thats all i wanted to listen too

  • dude you sound like Matthew mconhey

  • kobe bang rapes!! LOL

  • Dude, i'm having trouble doing this. every time i make kobe pass the ball, he doesn't run towards the rim. it happens to me at all difficulties starting from rookie to hall of fame. does it have to do something with the offensive tempo?

  • @tekken62k11 no some people just have trouble doing it

  • I luv this dude. Do you teach spanish or math

  • Beautifulness??? Not a word...

  • whats your camerar angle?

    

  • Love the intro :)

  • Play chris smoove and then we will see if you are really good.

  • kobe in 2k12 will drop big time

  • @kyoshokev doesnt matter ill just use rudy and get faggety gay with it and im pretty sure i can still drop 60 a gm with kobe i mean come on where talking bout the mamba

  • @kyoshokev dude ur tripping...kobe will be rated at LEAST 92 until he is out the league.....in 2k10, allen iverson was still rated 88 overall so what that tell u?

  • @K124B i agree!

  • @K124B in the finals against grizz's he had 1 free throw!!! if nba2k is for real he should drop

  • Hey, i always use the grizzlies and whenever i play my friend he uses the bucks. I DOMINATE the inside when on offense. however, he puts michael redd and just shoots deep 2's and 3's all day (he is good at it). Any advice?

  • @withoutajem play man d or play the three line d

  • LOL. i don't know why , but i laughed when he said , Rudy Gay , that dunker , he'll get gay with it.

  • *it doesn't always WORK perfect for me

  • how do you get Kobe to run towards the basket after he passes it to the picker

  • @deltuh hold left trigger and right trigger and then press A. In order to pass it to who you want to, push the left stick towards the player you want to pass to. It doesn't always perfect for me, sometimes he passes to the wrong guy.

  • @vicvenis23 thanks bruh

  • Ohh Ma lawd, that is bewtifulllll.

  • When do you do the pick and roll and isolation, how do you make sure that you pass to the right person? When I do the pick and roll/isolation, sometime my player passes it to someone who's like on the other side of the court and I get my ball stolen! How do you make sure that you always pass it to the picker?

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  • Ur GAY ... cant beat me

  • nice intro

  • is this ps3 or box

  • Intro<3

  • the master of intro

  • wen i hit lt rt then hold a it passes to sg

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  • does this still work?? if so how long do you hold down lt-rt?

  • Thanks man

  • "Kobe just bang rapes that"...lol

  • Please help! He kept running iso with point and somehow ran a play to send lebron to cut in for a dunk. He did this every single time down. It wasnt a givengo or a pick and roll. Another person used the lakers to to run the double roll but it was deep in the paint everytime and they stayed in the paint and a 3 second call would never happen even after 7 seconds.i don't know how to stop this. He would run in and dish. I've tried 2-3, 131, I tried bringing help. Any suggestions would be great.

  • hahahahahahaah intro

  • i cant find lesson 1..

  • best inro EVAR

  • bang bang skeet skeet

  • Does this work in my player or only in like franchise and stuff?

  • Press Right on the D Pad i got it.Nothing can stop me from breaking the NBA record for assists now,bahahahahahahahahaha :D

  • do you play on the wii or playstatoin or

    xbox ?

  • Good shit

  • how do you defend that pick n roll trick?

  • when i seen the intro i changed it

  • and he'll get gay with it haha

    

  • Atleast you sound better than Rebecca Black. Ughh :S

  • does this work with melo and the knicks?

  • "He'll get Gay with it" LOL

  • lol wht i do in this play is call quick isolation and quick pick and roll and just alley op it in

  • thumb up 0:25

  • "he'll get gay with it " lol joke fail

  • I am worthless huh? Ok chump.

    If you get Kobe's balls out of your mouth, you would see he folded like a lawn chair in the playoffs. 22 Points a game, 3 Rebounds and 3 Assists a game. Yeah, they lost because of the pick and roll LMAO!

    Stop blowing Kobe and learn the game before you call people worthless.

  • kobe n all of yall fans r worthless!!!! kobe suck!!!!! wtf he did this year??? shit!!!! n he is def not an MVP!!!!! get the fuck outta here

  • @drezzydre1001 straight up hater. Look at yourself.

  • kobe suck!!!!!! he is def not a MVP wtf yall talkin bout??? its all bout king james!!!!! kobe just a ball hog bitch!!!!!

  • I never thought Matthew McConaughey would be good at this game.

  • Kobe sucks. He showed his worth in the playoffs this year. Old, slow and not an every game player anymore.

    Goodbye Kobe, hello old age.

  • @NatarisX you are worthless. kobe is definitely old but he wasn't the problem. they had no idea how to guard a pick-n-roll and gasol went MIA, THAT is why they lost, not kobe.

  • @NatarisX He will still go down as one of the greatest player to play the game....

  • @NatarisX shut up idiot you dont disrespect legend

  • what does he mean left trigger right trigger

  • " But still Kobe's a monster, and he just bang-rapes that." LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That was so fucking funny that " bang rape will now become part of my arsenal of basketball shit talks from now on. If i didn't learn anything else, I learned the phrase bang-rape, and that is what I call a productive day. Thank you Touchmynonospot... Thank you, sir.

  • DUDE YOU ARE HILLARIOUS!!! " @ 4:42, Rudy Gay, that joker will get Gay with it" Man keep up the good work bruh im loving the tips

  • eww that's what you call a play? just kidding, well try doing that then instead pass it to the picker give it to the other guy closest, sometimes Bynum, then Gasol or whoever picker will cut then Bynum will pass to Gasol, it's like a mini triangle offense. actually you almost done it when you passed it to Bynum, but instead giving to Kobe give it to Gasol

  • please someone help me! I play the game on keyboard and i dont know what button should i hit in order to call a play

  • @Martinao007 get a ps3

  • Kobe M-V-P right here once again. I'm gonna teach you how to play this N-B-A-two-kay-e-le-ven. This is my intro to my vid.

    I hope you like it. I hope you like eet-eeet-eeee- yeah

    It's beautiful. I wrote the lyrics out just in case anyone else want to sing along with him.

  • HELP!!, how come when im at the side of the 3 point line and i do this move, i hold down both trigger and when i pass it ALWAYS OVER THROW across the court and it never lets me pass the ball to the person whoever is driving to the rim?

  • @Chinakid614 go on practice and learn how to do a give n go

  • beautifulness.... nice grammer

  • You off tha chain Bruh! LOL!

  • I don't think doing one play over and over that always works the whole game is beautiful at all. Its almost like taking advantage of a bug in my opinion.

  • How do you defend against someone who keeps doing that give and go thing? I got beat by some dude who did that shit every single time down the floor.

  • how do u call up that play menu

  • wats ur camera

  • dude can you please tell me how to dunk because i keep trying L1 or R1 or R2 and L2 and i cant do it:(

  • wats that song?iz that 2pac?

  • 13 people still hav 2k10

  • wait do u press "a" while holding down left and right triggers?

  • You need to make more full songs and put them on iTunes lol.

  • "he'll get gay with it" ROFL, best video ever

  • lol and them jokers will dunk !

  • How do you do this in pc?

  • HHAHAHAHAHA, I JUST KEEP REPLAYING THE INTRO!

  • he'll get gay with it. And you will to.. lmfao

  • intro is hilarious

  • guys intro was a joke dont actually thumbs down hes helping u asses

  • left and right trigger? bottom or top? 

  • Nice video...

    How run quick plays in the PC version, i don't get the "Q" list like u do....

    Plz reply...

  • hmm kobe does not run in when i pass it to gasol? ps3 anyone know why he just stands there after i pass it to him

  • what does holding the left and right trigger do?

  • @kevinlax4 if you hold left and right trigger and pass the ball, the passer will cut to the basket.

  • After the man whos gonna recieve the pass off of the give n go do u use the passing icons or just pass to him freely?

  • quick iso is best play

  • When driving to the basket how do people duck their shoulder and get past the defender every time?

  • nice accent mate

  • your intro is shit

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  • thanks bro ill try this

  • nice intro man.

    keep it upp

  • THANKS IT WORKS...BUT IF THE OPPONENTS QUICK

    HE'LL INTERCEPT THE PASS....IT'S GAY WHEN DOES

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • It's a funny intro. Not a pro one though. No hate, I love it xD

  • LMAo im loving the intro

  • does this work for my player mode? because i tried this and it doesn't work :l

  • @touchmynonospot im the best at cock wrangling. hit me up if u want to cock wrangle with me

  • @xxximvu3000xxx WTF?! dude your weird faggot

  • @kazdamanify u wanna wrangle with me?

  • @xxximvu3000xxx Omg your so weird

  • That is one heck of a country accent.

  • @touchmynonospot i will soo beat u at cock wrangling

  • thx bruh im playin with the knicks and the quick screen should help us out with all the three point shooters we got. but have you ever played the computer on hall of fame and they make EVERY shot rather its contested or not ??? and if so do you have any tips??

  • @ImmaBePSP best intro ever

  • du u now, how you open that box (play call) on the right side on a PC?

    anybody knows? :)

  • damn man you got talent. make more intro's!

  • Good tip. I think you can also do that play by just holding down left trigger (or L2 for ps3) and then press A (X ps3) instead of holding down both Left and Right Triggers. Its called Give n Go. Good stuff though

  • which is the standart play if the new play begins?

  • You shud make 1 about some defense

  • u tryna be like chris smoove with the intro

  • anybody who has a ps3 add me gamertag= swaggmanreem

  • nice i will use dat

  • Wats your gamertag bro?

  • it should depend on your opponents defense

  • very effective....but don't you get bored of doing the same play all the time?

  • this is hopeless. and pierce is amazing.

  • look at that beautifulness.... lol

  • Dude you are a big help I was wondering if you could a defensive video that wouldnbe huge. Thanks

  • the intro reminded me of jon lajoie

  • thx bro for the tips, i cant be stopped now, when 2k11 first came out, i was getting my ass kicked,now i kick ass

  • LOL you're awesome! Awesome intro too haha

  • he'll get gay with it. hahaha

  • Nice tutorial.. helped me alot... 1 idea... after quick isolation, quick pick and roll then L/R trigger, you can maybe Alley Oop instead of passing back..

  • lol redneck

  • I cant stop laughin at the intro wtf !

  • @niallz i can't etheir bitch

  • i love your videos bro. i just got the game and can shoot offline but online i cant score, the marker will be green and it wont go in. any tips?

  • bang rapes.. hah

  • f u c k t h e l a k e r s !

  • lol sick intro

  • 4 people must have gotten owned by you because of this trick. LOL

  • teach us on how to make kobe his pivot move

  • I finished five Jordan challenges in one night with this give and go. great tip.  pls put up

  • How long does it take for you to be a started on your team how many games?? IM at 11 and still no start

  • lol epic intro bra. especially when you got up in pitch.

  • @ogthekidd thanks man i think im gonna do an a intro for every vid its fun

  • dude..thats a tight tune..you have for your intro..where did you rip that from?

  • @dmar26 i made it with mixcraft with a beyonce instrumental and autotune thanks i ripped the audio from a youtube vid using dvd video soft its free and it does alot more then rip audio

  • omg i want yo intro on my ipod

  • @HughHullum0007 thanks man i dont know how to upload it

  • man why would you share your secret like that even tho i know how to stop it but thanks ima use it lol

  • @Decorey kobe mvp bryant is my gt hit me up i drop 70 a gm on ranked match wit kobe i mix it up

  • "Kobe's a monster and he just bang-rapes that"

  • helpful video, thanks man!

  • nice intro

  • im trying to do it with deron williams but it dont work :]

  • it doesnt always work, when you hold down left and right trigger it doesnt always pass to the guy whos setting up the pick. and when i played computer i always got a turnover hahha but thanks for sharing!! *subbed*

  • is that ps3 or xbox

  • You ever use the advance plays for offense? I'd like to see some tips of that if possible. Good stuff man! Last question... is that you singing auto tune on the intro? lol

  • yeah sure man

  • yeah sure man

  • These tips were sick!!!! Can you bring out a video to help with driving the lane when you have the floor spread? And the intro is awesome too! The pick and roll with Iggy has been killin fools for me