Chris Rock from The Black List (Volume One)

[anna70116]

He is beatiful!!!!

[mxfreestyle08]

I know exactly what he's talking about. He wants Black people to still have an opportunity even if they fuck up..because everyone fucks up..EVERYONE

[kareninafication]

"What did Mike Vick do, man? A pit bull ain't even a dog." So cool. Do your kids electrocute puppies at their birthday parties? Got to be cool. Round the pool with the Vick family teaching your kids the fine tradition of animal torture. Show 'em how to really make those pups suffer. Bash their teeth out with hammers. Listen to 'em wail in agony. Your kids are gonna love the sound of it. They are just like you.

[shmayy]

chris is so fucking cool and so damn smart....his neighborhood metaphor is dead on

[knightschwartz]

"If your black your gonna loose no matter how much you beat this man up". Yup, thats right affirmative action, race quotas, discrimination laqsuites "blacks can never win.". Ya just given race preferences, but lets forget about that I guess Chris.

[Jthrillz728]

He won't b funny then most at least not to me but he always speaks the truth I like that

[happyfillings12]

you go Chris,

[shouryuuken100]

Great video, but I wish they'd cut that piano bullshit in the background out!

[scousepunk]

I really loved that, to be honest... "True equality is the equality to suck like the white man..." Bleedin brilliant... but who am I to talk... im not just white, I'm see-through

[getwiththescene]

Chris brings out some very valid points. The opportunity to suck and still find a market with the whites that suck is I think the strongest. That said I believe the American TV sitcom market has now reached equality (or is at least very close)

[harrycool69]

He's right black people have to go beyond great to become successful. Just look at Soulja boi for example, maybe he could buy a house near Chris?

[thediamondcoach]

Chris, that was brilliant. The closing energized me. Kudos!!!

[cabalofdemons]

Chris Rock tells it like it is.

[Aboxatax]

Separatism is boring. What a waste of time.

[Thedarksecret1]

Damn, what chris rock said about the license to be bad is so true. Michael Vick is continuously vilified for fighting dogs yet President Bush screwed up this country.  You don't see people irate about that. Chirs Rock is hilarious but he also conveys strong messages. When black people fuck up it's like WW3 but when white people fuck up it's no big deal. They'll say something like, "Oh, we all make mistakes."

[neverbeenkissedb4]

Wow!

[RealDefentertainment]

Debbie Allen is a good Director and thanks to Chris Rock for working with her.

that You can`t beat white people statement he also mentioned it on bill maher

[u87zone]

love watching The Black List.. Such a inspirational documentary to me..

[jerseyratbastard]

Chris is breaking down the issue of white privilege..."the LICENSE to be bad and come back, and learn"

[LacyB71]

Wow, I love Chris Rock (I am white) but I can't believe that any father would say you can't beat a white man??? Hmmm, well there are a lot of white askkkkholes out there just as there are blacks. I would love to see Whitney be the one to hit it off now because I really look up to her now that she shrugged off freak fest (aka u can park a lexus between my teeth xhubby). Chris is cool, racism is freaky I wasn't raised knowing about it we were all the same so it freaks me out we r Gods children!

[92680BOYD]

that's real and a good perspective on how "equality" really works in this country. "he can have 5, you can have 6, and he still wins". that's reality for ya.

[gareof]

chris rock is so fuckin' funny when he fucks up the fuckin' script so no muthafuckin' nigga can do a fuckin' thing except laff his muthafuckin' head fuckin' off.. sooo fucked up

[imcloaked]

profound.

[toribaltimore]

6 Stars

[Raymoon19]

lol he makes funny movies...lets c

lol

i think i love my wife ( funny)

lets see head of state (2003 comedy movie )

like how my comments makes me seem 13years old or less wow wat makes u think that saying that make me that age .... r u only thinking about little kids..pedophile

[shaze86]

Amazing, once again Chris Rock points out something so true!

[alohasnafu]

"True equality is the equality to suck like the white man" - this is incredibly true and far from achieved in the US. Man, Chris Rock is awesome.

[truebman100]

i respect Chris Rocks So much..He has great Ideas hidden behind his words...Reason why also like his comedy...I wish he came out with a book or something

[celestialnubian]

Ok Chris,

What you're saying is correct but I saw Head of State and your license to suck has been officially revoked. It's funny that you mentioned 48 Hours because I was remarking to a friend recently how you haven't made a breakout quality movie like 48 Hours yet.

[Raymoon19]

he dont need to make a movie hes a comedian

[celestialnubian]

Raymoon19,

Yet he keeps making movies and he wants to make movies. Go away with your silly replies. I'm sure you're like 13 y/o or something close.

[yulikesrice]

The equality to suck like the white man

Man thats deep

I can't think of a bad black baseball player right now...haha...go Griffey!

[knightschwartz]

@yulikesrice how bout you get the fuck out of our nations and go back to africa if you hate us so? Don't diss us and reap our inventions.

[yulikesrice]

@knightschwartz ............I was quoting chris rock and I wasnt making a racial statement. Im not from Africa, Im from California. Im not even black, im asian lol who happens to like Ken griffey. The fucks your problem? Racist much? How did you even manage to conjure up that I was even making a racist statement? Man you suck at life

(insert racist comments here)

[anairda220]

Min 1:27-1:45, could potentially be alicia keys

[soxsuck1]

For Christ's sake it's 2009.

[MrJeckel]

tell that to the cop in oakland that basically executed the black guy in a train station while he was restrained by 3 cops. its 2009 and there is STILL racism in america thats sad but true. just visit louisiana and you'll see what i mean.

[soxsuck1]

How do you know that had to do with racism. I guess it's the other way around when that retard in Oakland randomly killed 4 Cops with an AK and the people of the town celebrated it?

[MrJeckel]

did you see the video? lol every cop brutality in oakland has to do with race stop talking shit. if that were a white guy they were holding down they would have NEVER shot him believe dat!!!

[knaayo]

I love how racism has somehow become a burden to white people lol...oh god, not the race crap...because it's never about race.

[soxsuck1]

I'm not white.

[knaayo]

I guessed as much. I went to your tube account. Still, I chose not to remove the comment because there seems to be this growing sense that it's never about race these days...oh, we have a black president, everything has changed, we have arrived. So while it's 2009 and everything is not about race a lot of things still are. I think it's foolish to look over that fact. Ignoring it or being oblivious to it is not going to prevent it from still being an issue.

[knaayo]

p.s.

I'm not trying to change your mind because if it's never about race for you..great. I just think this whole it's 2009..times have changed...argument to support your claim is just not enough.

[lnb252]

@knaayo i can tell you are not around people outside your race,lol

[knaayo]

@lnb252 you're silly lol

[lnb252]

@soxsuck1 since obama i see more racists in the american government

[knaayo]

@lnb252 And your comment makes absolutely no sense, but then...you don't what the hell you're talking about do you

[heartyhoopz1184]

ive recently realized that i trust chris rock more than anyone in helping me realize how the world works.

wut he said at the end about sucking, and with the baseball analogy was perfect

[xldjvista]

True indeed, it's like you can't make a mistake or suck as he says. You've got to be extraordinary or you're not in. Chris is real talk.

[sesweeting]

This is a very fresh way to explain true equality in a field.

[room702]

i know a lot of people might hate that chris rock says all this things but everybody gotta admit that it's simply the "truth". the man speaks the truth!

[njordan445]

i agree