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  • When I first seen this, pushing for top 4 with pardew, no chance........but now.... :)

  • laughing since we're now 5th...

  • "Are you thick as pig shit Mike?" hahaha

  • How ironic is this now, especially @1:11. Still fucking hilarious though.

  • he says that padrew we lead us into top 4, hes being proved right

  • sacks Chris Hughton, sells Andy Carroll, Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan and Jose Enrique. what else does this twisted fat prick wanna do to ruin the club??

  • haha alan pardooo

  • Alan Pardew.........pause.....that adulterer bahahahah

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  • Hilarious, couldn't stop laughing. When he was listing all the things he did for the club and is told he's not a great manager. This from a Newcastle fan.

  • im afriad his heart might explode hahahhahaha

  • I bet this is how it actually happened

  • you fat twot? 

  • Are you thick as pigshit mike

  • 3 dislikes, Dennis Wise, Mike Ashley and Alan Pardew

  • the screen isn't big enough to show how fat mike cashley is

  • On the first day of christmas mike ahley gave to me pardew in a pair tree

  • Alan FUCKING Pardew !!!!! Is ASHLEY on the piss !!!!!!

    You couldn't make it up!

    Either Ashley is the thickest cunt in England, or he's on a mission to destroy the Newcastle football club.

  • are you as thick as pig shit, mike? hahaha

  • WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY ?????????????????

  • 2 dislikes - Mike Ashley and Alan Pardew

  • @RawStreams not quite sure what you mean abbout seabass mate! The programme to make it is called Xtra Normal, google it and you can make it through the Internet!

  • I'm a toon fan, but i had to laugh at the part he said "who care's if we get relegated".

  • mike ashley = fat

    lol

  • It's funny because it's true. :-D

  • WTF was this guy sacked , club was sinking in 2009 and t could have gone the way of Leeds U they should giving the man the freedom of the city. Hughton has done miracles and if this was any other sport like for eg Aussie rules he would be allowed to have time to shape and build fuck MA and his greed he will get the club relgated again p'ship=greedy cunt =chancer chairmen

  • 'the fans have been craving par dew

  • After the result at the weekend Pardew's days could soon be numbered....

  • Ashley is a total fuckin wankstain, this is probably THE MOST ACCURATE interpretation of how the thick, selfish, arrogant, fat fuck, dipshit, bastard actually thinks and operates. Please, someone fuckin shoot the cunt.

  • Ha! Ha! This is funny! Talk about the men in 'grey' at the top (but no grey suit here).

  • do not say that about my good mate dennis hahahahaha!!! top quality!

  • LOL Quality

  • stropy little wanker

    lol

  • XD

  • this is one of the best vids on youtube

  • Brilliant - hats off to you!!

    Get out of our club, Get out of our Club, You fat cockney bastard, Get out of our Club............

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  • I actually believe Ashley thinks like that.

  • Brilliant, and sadly more true than it appears.

    Ashley really is a moron.

  • Well funny. 

  • "Hey Mike is this about signing James Perch, I swear I thought he would be a world beater" "No Chris it is clear to me that you don't have the experience and there is a much better manager waiting to come in" "Who will replace me" "Alan Pardoo, he has won the Johnstons Paint Trophy, you know" "Alan Pardew, that fucking adulterer, is this a nightmare"

    I was in stitches. But that fat cockney cunt should fuck off.

  • FTM!

  • ASHLEY YOU ARE A TWAT! WE HATE YOU!!

  • This is seriously funny......gotta feel sorry for the Newcastle fans.

  • fat cockney bastard!

  • Hilarious. But saddening that this fat cunt is ruining our club

  • "I will tell them fuck all as per usual" LOL

    Get out of our club you fat prick.

  • haha this is quality

  • You know, you should have used Jabba The Hutt from Star Wars to portray Mike Ashley instead.

  • Quality!

  • "Me and Derek met Alan in a casino. He was upset that he lost all his money because he is as gash at gambling as he is a manager." Had me in fucking stitches.

  • Haha made me laugh and I'm a Newcastle fan! Ashley should've been fatter in this though...

    Hughton is a legend and will never be forgotten!

  • Fat Ashley is a pure 100% Cunt

  • Fuck Ashley and FUCK PARDEW!

  • this is brilliant! Ashley's not fat enough and too articulate but apart from that this is spot on.

    I hope Hughton knows the Newcastle fans didn't want him out.

  • FUCK YOU ASHLEY YOU FAT STINKING UGLY CUNT.

  • THIS IS WRONG! mike hasn't got a beer in is hand

  • FUCK PARDEW!

  • I support sunderland, but this is class lmao, ashley is a fool!

  • Brilliant crack. Excellent voices also. Funniest video I've seen in ages

  • Class- make a Pardew interview one

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