SH*T EVERYONE SAYS!

[Theycallmeco0kie]

i love shanna!

[IdaLinnea0]

MOM - You are still allergic to peanuts right?

ME - Yeah

MOM -Good

xD

[SuperThebamf]

I thumb-eds up for Muffins ;D

[Abbz2112]

Shane why dose your mom hate you

[l8yonfire77]

1:50 OMG watched with a girlfriend and her brother and was this close to peeing my pants!! she soo played the part!! :D

[jon9000jon77]

keep pressing 4 then 6 lol

[LoadedBrainz]

1:51 *Clomp* Lol

[GearsofNorway]

repeat 2:08

[HaliLikeaBoss]

Shane, are really allergic to peanuts?!

[TheBoakibaa]

who else tried to pause at 0:24 ? xD

[UnknownMike89]

the thing Shanna do with her mouth is funny as hell :D

[TheShaymin1234]

1:50 xD



[AdventureExtremefilm]

yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuo­oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuu



[twistedkilljoy]

Your arms are really hairy....just sayin

[MegaJackassfan]

what ever happened to u hanging out with blt?

[lizardxx33]

"Okay, it may just be this picture but Justin Bieber is getting cuuuuuuute!" *flips to next picture* "It was just that picture..." hahaha LMAO

[LivingTheGagaLife]

actually i made a shit Little Monsters AKA GAGA FANS say haha :) SUCK ON THAT SHANE

[BlueYoshiBullseye]

i wonder what would happen is shanna was on icarly

[AnnKiins]

TOTES!

DOUBLE TOTES.

[emoheart1313]

press and hold 4!!!! XD

[themanofawsomeness]

Press 1 then 3 :)

[WretchedLarva]

press 5. do it

[argo117007]

Y does he Refer to himself as gay

[WelshAmber]

its so obvious you watch kids/teens react - shit girls say and honey boo boo child... :D

[kelsieyerty89]

..DEM TITTIES 1:51

[213jeffhardy]

HATERS they all get on my nerves

[killme711]

seeing ur ex gf get bitch at by there new bf...and then calling me all sad

[chaor627]

couples kissing in the hallway

[shanedawson333]

i am tired of sluts . strutting that shit nobodty wants to see around .

[jackasslowmo]

haha u were in metrotown?!?! im going there right now

[sorrellabby]

brittney spears when is the last time someone bought her album :p

[anyababar123]

People

[godivapurple13]

All the reatrded fast food employees

[leafsrule142]

whats bothering me is that stupid arrow to the knee crap

[lalocateresita]

LOOOOOOL PROSTITUTES SAY :DD

[BabyBuffalos]

get a hair cut fag

[augatron22]

1:50 for (.Y.)

[BarkasProductions]

shit shane dawson say

[snfan1234]

love how you have one of hadouken's song in the intro :)

[OliveOliable]

i don't have an iphone.

[DaJepzified]

try to pause at 0:25

[andrewhumor123]

i used to like them

[andrewhumor123]

smosh is anouing

[newagebennet13]

@andrewhumor123 i was gonna write a long paragraph about how they arent...but then realized theyve been sucking at video ideas lately...

[xcrashkarmax]

Does anybody know the song that plays at the end of the video?

[jackandparcy]

@xcrashkarmax

chris croker i want your bite :)

[DeannaEmilia]

I love your mum

[121Superluigibros]

this has been shit shane dawson says

[BEQUIETCRACKER]

ur tongue was yellow at the end of the video xD LMAO

[VlogLoops]

I love your mom, I love your fake mom too.

btw people ain't gunna stop making "shitty shit whatever says" videos. Everybody starts in their own shitty way, yes, even YOU!

[YokiJane]

Shane how do u know prostitutes say that to u. Boy u goin around gettin some lol

[DarkRiegon]

Who noticed in shit my mum sais b4 she said ok have fun WITH glasses and then after she didnt haz glasses :O

[bubblycheek56]

who heard the sounds of her boobs hitting the car?

[DreamCatcher62898]

pause at 1:46 .. Dooggyy ;D

[Sara5029]

Hahaha 1:50 I laughed so hard at shanna ahaha!

[ash3344]

holy shit this guy gets shit loads of views on his videos and all he is talking about on this one is how much shit people talk shit O_o

[eminemlova4eva1]

Justin Bieber is gettin Cayuute!

[DayanaBTW]

hey guys, i know this is not the right place and time. but i'm in this competition where i'll be selling things and giving the profit to charity. i never really win anything or get voted, so i'll appreciate this one: on(dot)fb(dot)me/whtiTV

[Vocaloidrawrowns]

Liking a guy that likes someone else

[MisSnickledippintush]

Your mum is so sweet lol. What am I sick of, man, I'm sick of customers. (I work in retail). I was serving this one lady today, and another woman came up to me and demanded that I price check something for her. I smiled and said sure, I'll just be a moment. Doing my best to ignore her rudeness while she waited impatiently. I finished with my customer, did the price check for her, told her and she rolled her eyes and said "thanks" in an ungratefully impatient way. Retail sucks monkey balls.

[duckygirl1986]

when my roommate (aka The Warden) tells me what to do. (p.s. I am 25)

[blackhopeless]

When old people glare at my purplr hair

[bltlover88]

When my mom sees wat I watch from you

[KREETAN0forever]

campers in mw3!!!

[bloodman900]

my sis ter shes a bitch



[theinsaneway]

shane im john im a huge fan like you i have no dad around im a huge fan and i would love some tips on how you got so good and i hope one day i can be as good as you are but i will never have as many subscibers

[MisSnickledippintush]

@theinsaneway Well not with that kind of attitude you wont. And making videos where you try to hurt yourself and do, as you put it in your channel description "Stupid shit", probably wont help either.

[theinsaneway]

@MisSnickledippintush thanks im glad to have some help

[DarkRiegon]

Shit shane says XD

[Biebergasm101100]

Lol on 1:51 i have the same boobs lol 

[girlover55]

im tierd of orboration poor babys

[SGTCgurl14]

My friends......

[basemango57]

Hey Shane

[basemango57]

yo

[MyB0neDaddy]

Shit what my teacher says!!

[sasha82599]

hearing my parents say that they r getin a divorce :(

[KionaHataka]

Nicki Minaj... I am so sick of her no talent ass

[markycincy3]

@KionaHataka yeah bu its big

[Rnzzy]

arrogant bitches annoy me!! :))

[99legendarywrestler9]

oh i did this to my friend it's a girl and she's kinda big i sat on her lap and said "hi santa how are you?"

[greendayfreak591]

Lol

[katiyah56]

Wow she just layed her boobs on then car lmao ( what u want daddy)

[MattrioGamer]

pedos my favorite

[BellaTheChibiDragon]

i would say die in a hole Justin Bieber!!!!!

[GaAlexGa]

Sorry, I don't eat p ussy!!! xD lmfao!!

[AceHatter]

shane, love your mom! funny how you can get her to all that crazy shit you make her do!!! hahhaa

[LegendarySoH]

@AceHatter Because hes rich ... -.-

[Riana2134]

have you ever saw dormtainmenttv , they also did no more shit says too! lol

[DarkBlitz15]

shit shane dawson says

[kittycatblack90]

you should meet chester see!!!!

[Iamastrongman18]

Wen people get mad over mistakes

[harvesthunter0707]

/watch?v=Swkz9AbT5xQ

Shane if you see this commen lol please check out this video. Its of a dog getting blown up by a tank..its REAL..please message me if I caused YOU to laugh :D!

[miaroseg]

@harvesthunter0707 r u retarted shane loves dogs sooo go fuck a chiken cuzz u seem to no problem in blowing up dog fuck u man fuck u

[harvesthunter0707]

@miaroseg I love dogs too, but I can take a joke and Im sure shane dawson can too xD

It is pretty disgusting though, but its true. I just spiced it up with a WTFboom sound to it thats all. Hey the WTFboom video had to be made sometime for it so I made it haha

[harvesthunter0707]

@miaroseg i kick your ancestors in the balls when I build a time machine to go back in time

[Pondyification]

What would JESUS say about you, faggot? Legit :<

[XxJaynaMariexX]

Whenever my brother says PWN NOOBS when he's gaming. UGH. get a fricken life.

[sexystud345fgetyhths]

sorry i dont need pussy

[SanchezMya]

I love ur eal mom shes so funny tell her i love her

[xxscreamoxgirlxx]

Every time my brother says, "EPIC!" I want to punch him in the face.

It's just overused.

[CeceRocks5]

@xxscreamoxgirlxx my Bro says that all the time 2 so i know how you feel

[Pinkprincess652]

the black lady makes the video.

[MonkeysThatTalk]

At 1:50 literally cuffs her boobs over the car...kinda sexy...

[andrewprograms]

he stole that music from diary of a bad man

[TheBriataylor1999]

God that was a terrible joke... Who wrote that? Oh, me :) ahaha:D

[TheSadGamer1]

You know what makes this brilliant just before this was released olga kay and jackfilms made shit .... says videos then this came out!

[themcrmyusedcadet41]

Something that annoys me....Shane I love you dearly, but you dont need that list. What i would like to say is that I need to post a video to you, sir.

[siccorhands11]

HAHAHA THAT SHIT LOOKS RETAWWWDED!!!!

ah black people were all funny

[thepuppetmaster9000]

thepuppetmaster9000

[ViB3SuRR3Al]

Shane: Alright, Im gong out with my girlfriend

Mum: (spits out drink) Ahhhaahhhhahhhahahahaha

Mum: FAGGOT

[Esmebaez234]

muffins :3

[melkaulitz12]

You and shanna laughing, holy fuck I died xD

[abbstaarr]

he hell squeezed the cat at the end to make it cry D: hahaha

[MauixNation]

Sht why do people say that they hate watching sht says video but watches them anyway?

[slickerwrick]

your still allergic to peanuts right?

[slickerwrick]

god i love shanes mum!

[EZgangster1]

ppl who say shit to much thoes shits i swere thoes shits nned to stop saying shit shit!

[joseramirezz2247]

when BITCHES write stuff on Facebook as their statuses like this : "i wanna see the Vow with that special someone :*** "

[SkylarElectrikk]

The slut rumors c:

[ninjaxing]

shit shane dawson says

[rossiny21]

o i hate when people post stupid stuff on thier statuses on  facebook and make like 22 statuses in a sec brings my hopes up for nothin

[saxmachine223]

wat pees me off? clarinet players who dont care bout band! SAXPHONES RULE

[crushcrushcrush2010]

You have no idea how much I love your mum! ♥

She should totally have her own channel! o: ♥

[Enchanted1414]

Shane's Mom is the BEST. (:

[ceevo10]

I subed for the cat lol

[dididadej24]

0:25 : so not shane dawson's hair :D

[YesieLaLokiiz]

Shit that Shane Says

lol I love you shane

And the thing that annoying me the most is that when my friend are chewing gum they chew it like a cow is eating grass i asked them once if theyre eating shit :3

[RobotronicRaptor]

What's the name of the song at the end?

[therandomzchannal]

Miley cyrus

War

Kids react to

[XxSpartanGirlxX]

Shane's mom has very hairy arms O.o

[TheKassie1234567890]

my sister



[silleymonkey1]

U sometimes

[MizzForeverFashion]

LMFAOOO @ 1:48!!!!!!!

[misterman656]

one of the best ones ever! :)

[ishanedawsonrocks]

Well im 21 so fuck of kid jk

[geefweefwee27]

I'm 10

[geefweefwee27]

u open up my day Shane

[InLoveWithCTFxC]

suri?

[InLoveWithCTFxC]

SHANNNNNNA <3 <3

[wown00bify]

lol i put on ponify and it said sh*t everypony says

[sonnymorre]

shane.... ur awesomeness.. is so powerful xD

[TheCrash9025]

i love this video your so awsome

[marybieber26]

Is that really a wig

[GinChan4427]

@marybieber26 ur kidding right?

[naiforeverTv]

Shit the internet says LMS

[potatoluvv]

@middleschooler2011 my parents are always fighting so, like you, have to go upstairs, to my room, to cry my self asleep.

[BellaAbercrombie]

1:46 your welcome :)

[iluv2lolz]

@middleschooler2011 I'd beat my daughter too if she spelled as shitty as that.

[theonlyhalliemorgan]

you would be a delicious potato

[NyanCatProd]

FUNNY!

[missdaydreamillusion]

@1:53 damn girl I'd tap that!

[KristenMadsen1]

shit. i don't know what to say.

[XTheNewHopeX]

@middleschooler2011 Best wishs for you ...

[middleschooler2011]

what bothers me is that my parents hate me and my dad lets he friends treten me all the time they get in my face and call me a smelly fat ass bitch or a little hore. i go to my room and cry then they say if u dont sut up i am gonna bet the living shit out of you. like what did i ever do to then i am only 12 year old girl

[Siriusfantasy]

omg Puka hat!!

[doomdragoon5677]

The shit ur mom saidto me

[darkrisen12]

every fucking people F U C K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PhilipMcAlister]

LOL

[potato480]

my sister >:(

[JuJuBee3699]

I love how is momma got da hairiest arms ever. <3

[Immabeaver6]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Justin Bieber wins a grammy,

Kanye knows what to do.

[jayluvsrayray143]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA SHANNA JUST SLAPED HER BOOBS ON HIS CAR HAHHAHAHAHAHAHH:D