GODS VIEW ON GENETIC DISEASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAmch0]

Bible is bunch of insane vision in 98 % of all new testimony,wroten by insane bounty hunter paul who killd thousands christians before satan appear to him in desert,tax collector mattew who took last cent from poor families after they died of hunger,john who saw God surrounded by mutated animals around his throne,half snakes half bulls half lions etc. with nice horns around,casting evil on earth with more weird  evil "angels".READ THE BIBLE and u will understand what mate saying

[GeorgeFrancisRocks]

I personally worship lakramish the Great McNish, he is a flying purple kangaroo with a lizard head and a dog toenail, he farts out flat car tires...... what? i believe in faith not science! praise be the LAKRAMISH!

[SuperMario1621]

HIPPIE, DUMBASS, and FAGGOT

[bigdave74604]

religion is man made bunch of shit ill see wat happens when i die

[vmorgun]

I feel like standing on the corner and screaming bible messages at traffic. Also I should loudly mention 9/11 truths and chemtrails.

[ShadowofLocke]

Again, faith is good, but you're giving Christians a bad name. You seethe and rant in fury; such is unbecoming of peace. Please stop it.

[2011053406]

just another preacher,others go with it some go with out it .

[NutritiouslyHigh]

Everyone who does not see that this is satire should get thrown in front of a train now.

It would do the rest of the world a favor.

[zalmanusa]

@NutritiouslyHigh Look up Poe's law, without indication of humor it's impossible to differ a satire from the real fundamentalist stuff, so people don't getting it may be explained by the fact that this is their first video of his they see or they've skipped reading the comments or something like that. It says in the bible not to judge so DON'T FUCKING JUDGE!!!!!!11111 *wink*

[Risdum234]

dont you mean mosses

[Z0mbeSlayer]

i wanna come to your house

[whereismygracejesus]

Woman was formed from the rib of Adam, that sounds like genetic engineering to me. Mr Jesus wasn't even born then, the printing press came later.

[CreedChrist]

ahhh my speakers! lol

[ThrashXXXDisciple]

I believe hes not serious and using satire. if im wrong please go to a insitution.

[krstcmjns]

LOL

[fusionshredder]

ah, so your God DOES support suicide, 'cause it seems that you like to advocate it. Listen, there ARE such things as Christian science, if you cared so much about your faith, you would also study it's history and it's place in science. Science CAN be a tool for the belief or disbelief in God.

[elronxenu]

@fusionshredder "Throw yourself in front of a train" is just a metaphor which 1GOD1JESUS uses from time to time.

[CanineFaeces]

God is a genetic disease

[ajdavillae]

I believe that God created everything in a way that it would change in time with science. (Evolution....... Taco Bell :D )

[TheRedneckJunkie]

@ajdavillae but what about pokemon?

[RayPierreWhit]

You people do realize he's a comedian, right? His post on Noah's Ark is true is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

[AlphonseLouisConst]

I all ready did throw my self in front of a train im Fucking back rofl

[gharrup18]

I've watched most your videos 1god don't argue with these fruit baskets

[coolliger]

you are ugly

[BlokOner]

@coolliger but god made him that way

[mykegoh]

Yup....

[updebracket]

haleigh lu lar. after watching these inspiring videos I will never look at a mans todger again. I will turn my back on sexy, ripped adoni, bend over only for the good book and if I see a bulge in a man's trousers I will imagine it to be a crucifix. I have been saved.....until the week end.

[MTftr]

you are a fucking tool

[brainfoodlunch]

It is all too real!

[julzeatspu]

This is the next pope!

[charliiebabiie]

No more like the village idiot.

[justpaul62]

Dude, you just kill me!!! keep em coming

[wb8594]

religion is based on faith......I would add myth and fantasy lmao.

[Silicinomafia]

@wb8594 hmm...starting to sound like the beginnings to a Harry Potter book, no? XD

[herox04]

what about cures for cancer. if you get cancer then your saying you wont get kemo because god will save you. thats just bloody stupid

[DiverforPort]

People have been known to do that, pray to be cured of cancer.

[panthera50]

There went the coffee up the bloody screen !! :-)))))

[69Deepshadow]

\_/_  _\_/

[jmsimpson11]

ahaha i love that cut! from screaming to big ass smile.

[cherrymiss72]

Oh shit! That bye from god and jesus was perfect! LOL

[NonStampCollector]

Fucking WIN

[shubidubar]

lol

[bnbalenda]

Absolutely cool!

[tunnyboy80]

I slagged u in past comments m8 but i know reckon ur A Legend! Proper funny bloke....keep up the good work!

[bnbalenda]

Is this how religious fundies force their religions on others? I was right religion brainwashes people

[1GOD1JESUS]

wrong again mate :)

[bnbalenda]

I get what you're doing. You're making us laugh and we need people like you to make us laugh. You are fun to be with. :-)

[calanmoss]

@1GOD1JESUS You are a comic genius my friend , love your work. Question :- do you live on the northside of Brisbane mate ??? Some of the background stuff looks like it was shot in brisy.

[lotaryguy12]

@1GOD1JESUS Ok, look. I realize that you have faith in jesus and god and I respect that. But the thing is, just like you know, nobody knows what is true and what isn't, nobody knows if there's a god, nobody knows shit. You can believe in whatever you want to believe because nobody knows what is supposed to be believed in, criticizing people just because they believe in other things is simply being a close minded prick.

Stop acting like you're words are absolute truth when you weren't even there.

[Ryuk350]

@1GOD1JESUS lol, stop fucking with people, mate, there too stupid to know that youre joking

[darkelf2444]

Taking the piss ftw

[camelsareawsm]

okay so why do you try to condrdict the bilbe?

[1GOD1JESUS]

im only telling you what the bible tells us, the bible contradicts its self all on its own.

[fifh89]

@camelsareawsm "condrdict the bilbe"???? ok, maybe there are genetic disorders lol

[camelsareawsm]

Bitch you (1GOD1JESUS) are a genetic disease and fuck you ewffaces!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

ewffaces is a good person who doesnt deserve your insults

[ashleelmb]

@1GOD1JESUS: Mate, I swear, your "Noahs ark is true!" video is the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time. Its brightened up the last few days for me. Its filled a couple of hours of my day with laughter. Thanks a lot man.

[TheSpunkCakes]

@1GOD1JESUS LMAO!

[ChurchOfNonBelievers]

absolute classic!

[BlackNeon9]

fruitcake lol

[satan203]

"bye from god and jesus" priceless :)

[Youngl3lood]

Where is the Love ?

[Agogaraxis]

Have thee the BIBLE AND BEHOLD what surely SHALL COME BEFORE THEE! what wilst you do?

[batty008]

I subscribe as of today. Fuck all you non- believing jesus haters. I'm gonna go stand out in front of my house and scream at passersby.

[lotaryguy12]

@batty008 Some people don't believe it because it's obvious that nobody knows if it's true or not. Why the fuck do you argue about this? Believers and non believers since when does it matter? Nobody knows the real answer so stop acting like your opinion is a fucking fact. For all we know maybe god exists as someone completely different from what you believe him to be. For all we know maybe there isn't a god and it's something completely different. What you're saying is unbearably pointless.

[Eponoh]

You said the phrase "Oh God." That's taking the Lord's name in vain. Blasphemer.

[Helmholz42]

Science can't touch this.

[FoxyJazzCCC]

Ha! This is hilarious!

[PoorPantsPictures]

You're a raging lunatic, you honestly need to get some help. You are a disgrace to basic human values and your religion.

Could God make a weight that he could not lift?

Chew on that coward.

[jsmith2470]

You're a raging moron, you honestly need to get some help. You are a disgrace to basic human intelligence and your brain.

Could you make a parody so obvious that you could see it?

Chew on that coward.

[SirAlfredSourcock]

idiot

[jsmith2470]

I'm not the guy calling out someone's video which is obviously a parody.

[insideyournightmare]

You are a fucking moron mate.

To go and say that, how many people in fucking Australia have Genetic disorders? LET ALONE THE FUCKING WORLD

You raving lunatic.

Seriously, learn some shit before you post another one of your bullshit videos.

I hope you fucking rot.

[bckyrdboogie]

are you that stupid?

[kazumiakakaz]

why are you wearing a shirt

[Sicenunow]

If YOU rely on "Faith" that means GOD isn't 100% REAL!!!

[chessman21]

Look at the "holly land" now,, LOL... That hole place needs to be Hiroshimaed. And dude has a few x's & Y's in the wrong locations. Bad genes produce simple minds.

[Antihumans4life]

Dude, you are a genetic defected part human, part homo kinda creature that spends his entire life online swearing an cursing the sh!t out of yourself....

Pethatic!

[TeeJus]

Was that a view? It seemed to just go off on a tangent.

These videos are hilarious btw. I'm considering subscribing. All of the names of the videos have about 10 exclamation marks at the end and uses the power of the caps lock.

One last thing... is this guy actually real or a bit of a spoof? I'm not sure whether it's someone having me on or whether it's an actual dude who actually being genuine.

[mikesifeldeen]

Bahaha, you fucking tools getting all offended and defensive because of this video need to understand the concepts of parody and sarcasm.

[epicfailwindotcom]

Hmmm Old book written by a old weird dude or facts. I have to go with Facts. Thanks SCIENCE

[jeremydufur]

no such thing as god you fuckin queer

[JBuLLz69]

So you're basically saying that god chooses to give these people horrible diseases like cystic fibrosis and they couldn't possibly be the result of random genetic combinations? your god sounds like a real great guy, you know torturing people for fun and such.

[yyttr2]

nothing has to do with science? :D

ok here is what you have to do

1. Get rid of all of your electronic devices

2. stop wearing cloths

3.move out of your house

4. stop drinking purified water

5.only eat natural food from the wild

6.seperate your self from modern society

and doing that you should be indipendent from science :)

[randomcitizen]

It is obvious that this is a satire.

[inflatablewhores]

Please tell us what your shitty god thinks about MENTAL DISEASES?

[screech519]

God's a joke... the reason I don't believe in God is because I'm sane... sane, and rational... drop dead, fuck-nut

[screech519]

Your funny!!! Do the catholic thing and molest an alter boy... hopefully you'd get locked up, and the rest of the world a favour.

[WatchtowerAddict]

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

11 "In case men struggle together with one another, and the wife of the one has come near to deliver her husband out of the hand of the one striking him, and she has thrust out her hand and grabbed hold of him by his privates, 12 you must then amputate her hand. Your eye must feel no sorrow.

[69dan69]

BLASPHEMY?! You Bad Man!

I thought that suicide goes against what it says in the bible? Not very good of you as a Christian to encourage people to go against the Bible.

If you do not like science, why are you using youtube, wearing clothes and holding a mass produced Bible?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?