Kevin Smith's Million Dollar Question - Who Wants to be a Millionaire [Classic Format]

[whydoesthismattr]

he's all dissappionted.. like.. settle down settle down. dude looks like my chemistry teacher

[the2eyedcyclops]

he reacts as if he wins millions of dollars every day, no biggie.

[Drazex594]

"Funny that you ask that, because i happen to be Uncle Sam

[glenzlbc]

@Drazex594 lmao

[tazkrpns]

I won a million dollars? Oh, nice. =)

Woah, is that confetti? WOOOOOW!!! =D

[SkilesASMB]

She's happier than he is.

[donniedarkodevotte]

I thought it was actor/director Kevin Smith, from the title. Weird thing is, the director Kevin Smith looked a lot like THIS Kevin Smith in the movie Southland Tales.

[anikid0392]

89 people are meat inspectors.

[xOMGxZOMBIEZx]

i feel happy for the old guy :)

[TheTammyd03]

now i look like that after i took a arrow to the knee

[airrune669]

damn, dumbledore's smart, and a millionare!

[XwthFwse]

i thought Dumbledore of the 1st and 2nd movie of Harry Potter movies was dead..

[goo6]

@XwthFwse hurhur detz a phunney 1 u shud be comedien

[TheAR15shooter]

Father Time is wasting mine

[TheAtomBuster]

Santa Clause?

[Mikeius07]

How old is his mother?

[gogoreto1]

einstein is alive!!!

[Inthewronghole]

pokerface.

[rudolf566]

The power of the beard.

[steamingmidget]

whats he gonna do with that mmoney

[Budsmokerhaha]

Thought he was gunna have a heart attack..hahah just kiddin

[MrSatrin]

Yay Santa!!!

[xXvampyvooXx]

Hold on....His mam's still alive, shit!!! How old is she o.O

[JimHunt3r]

@xXvampyvooXx hahahahahahahhahahaa

[RobertWanko]

First John Carpenter, now Kevin Smith? How many winners of this show also shared the same name of a famous director? This is all starting to seem fabricated.

[SkilesASMB]

@RobertWanko inb4 some guy named Judd Apatow wins the show.

[kaniblurous]

*puts a random joke about inspecting meat, preferrably the host doing so*

srsly stop it please, we're getting REALLY tired of it.

[Bonswally]

bah, i wanted to see him get it wrong and have his spirit crushed.

i like the lady.

[cherriesncream100]

god blessed him.I m sure he deserved it.

[Allslayer]

After winning a million dollars he went on to make the clerks 3

[basshnter912]

He knew the answer mainly because he was there in 1812 haha...

[michael21lee]

what a BAMF...

[michael21lee]

what a BAMF...

[paulgutib]

he was both smart and wise for not rushing it.

[rockrockrocknroll518]

haha he didn't need a moment! haha

[1776freedomordie]

the guy looked smart alone

[WindmillStalker]

Seems he was pretty sure of the answer. Should've just gone "Oh, that's A. Yup, playing for answer A, please" after 2 seconds.

[Bakazuraz]

Kevin Smith got really old, but at least he lost some weight.

[DILLSN0OB]

Id inspect his meat

[BamBamBib]

@DILLSN0OB the fuck is wrong with you

[XxMusclecarsxX]

Look at his beard! He couldn't have fail

[TheCanadianWigger]

HOW IS HIS MOM POSSIBLY ALIVE?

[0428733]

@TheCanadianWigger he was in his fifties, if his mother gave birth when she was 20 she could easily be 70+

[Anderkobence]

Dont panic...

[moske65]

smart Dumbledore

[bassbreaker]

1:57 boss

[oasis1818]

his mom...?

[kahl24000]

It is normally that he knows all... He is born in 1820 before JC...

[RondoGuitarDude]

wow he's really aged a lot since Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[ReeceDogg100]

WTF...

I would have lost. I went for D.

[themexerrican610]

I bet he is uncle Sam

[SayidShazeen]

Good for him!

[Olixennon]

POWER OF THE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!

[HeadShootingMaster]

that's why men should get a beard xD

[MrJuanderful209]

Why does he look like the professor from Planet of The Apes? or Maybe a doctor... whichever, he looks like an Orangutang...

[Pimpology9]

He had his poker face on the entire time

[ggonzalezraymundo1]

Steven Hawkins will know the answers before they even ask him

[nitehawk86]

So this is where James Randi got that million dollars he offers to give to anyone that can find proof of supernatural powers.

[DAIGOMADCATTZ]

@nitehawk86

haha if no1 else gets this i do HAHAHAHAHA

[psplayer444]

I'll bet that confetti was dusty as hell by the time they finally got to use it

[oddity21]

@psplayer444 I was thinking the same thing

[6yu4]

Santa won a million and I didn't get any extra presents that greedy bastard

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

This guy is the reason they put a timer on the questions.

[Gustaefiorunm]

Have anyone notice that she can't STFU?

He keep saying: "Give me a momment" and she keeps TAKING crap

[thedoughnutstudios]

@abcdefg5618 Did you really just ask that?

[abcdefg5618]

Is that Galileo Galilei? 

[69rwilliams]

She probs died a long time ago and he keeps her in the closet



[COD4MWGlitchmaster]

@69rwilliams what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[irregularallover]

hm.. wonder how old his "mum" is .. -.-

[69rwilliams]

His mum inspects his meat

[2PGaming]

PWOOAR that woman could inspect my meat anytime ;D

[iOwnSniPezZxX]

Hogs Of War Taught me this! Uncle Sams Hogs FTW!

[jzburda]

rrrrrrrrrr. WHAT?!!?!? MEAT INSPECTOR?!?! WHAT THE F*CK!?

[araz4561]

Aw hell, I thought he was a cartoonist! -_-

[MrRedrickFox]

Американский Вассерман

[ChrisEld182]

Sweet beard. 

[TheSuperPsychaholic]

i think this guy could be uncle sam

[TwilightBrokencyde]

You, sir, have a beard.

[Dewskiz]

FUCKING GOOSEBUMPS

[Sugkukhorungar]

The woman hosting the show can inspect my meat any time.

[Whitedoggy24]

Meredith Vieira is freaking out like a little school girl!

[xDuXx]

good now buy a razer to shave that awfull beard off haha

[Jack89944]

he would hve no problem with that because he was probly 22 in 1812

[LimitedWard]

His mom must be really old o.o

[EliteShadowKing]

Then he flushed the check down the toilet thinking it was toilet paper.

[jcbakkar]

kinda looks like the dr. from planet of the apes

the ape doctor in the orange suit

[TheBarbahaba]

@jcbakkar yeah only his beard was orange too

the shape is kind of similar tough

[twiggcrayon]

LIKE A BOSS

[MoldytoasterMedia]

He's the guy that made the Clerks movies.

[DiarrheaIsFun]

@MoldytoasterMedia lol

[iceboyhalk]

...and he died a month later

[pa1nt13aller]

@iceboyhalk did he forreal????

[akelodmc]

of course he won

he was around then ... lol jk

[StBurkeINC]

One of the few million dollar questions i ever knew.

[TheFantastipotamus]

he commands his body, in the form of his beard, to achieve its full potential as he commands his mind to reach ultimate wisdom

[PainterCM]

Happy he got the million. Hope he lived a nice life afterwards. He seems like a good enough person :)

[CreedOfThePrince]

@undeadelite  ...taste tester. I WIN!

[LoneArcane]

Dude, if you consider it, this video has AMAZING quality for 2008!!!

[varekai918]

He looks like Charles Darwin. sweet

[blackdeckbox]

IS HER MUM AGE 143?

[JimmyBob210]

@blackdeckbox wait, her? what?

[spidersonyourface]

that's a millon dollars worth of confetti

[islamiscrap8888]

he has mom.

[sizerb123]

this guy is a wizard :O

[Blogination]

1:56 a happy man!

[Thunderbird457]

You can tell hes smart because his beard shows off his great quantity of wisdom.

[NECROLORDZ]

@Thunderbird457 Fidel Castro also has a prominent beard and hes not "wise" xD

[AKS1N]

what a boss!

-that guy is so (g)!

[BreckenTheDude]

And this is how santa claus came to be.

[OriginalYoosername]

Looks like a cross between Harold Shipman and Santa Claus.

[tonganbabe98]

You know he got fucked after the show.

[tamiasthechipmunk]

@tonganbabe98 The IRS definitely had this guy play drop the soap, backstage after the show was over.

[owneddiagonal]

he looks so damn wise, man, i wish i would have his mighty beard

[TheiYellow]

@owneddiagonal WHY CAN'T I LIKE YOUR COMMENT ?!?

[Directorbbz]

@TheiYellow The uploader must have disabled the ability to rate comments.

[gibsonguy625]

Maradeth: "IM SO EXCITED"

Santa: "What are these, fucking streamers? Fuck this shit."

[Hazzagriff]

wtf he looks like he doesn't even give a shit

[trololo152]

old man:im gunno buy the biggest dildo in history lol

[hulala8085]

Santa Claus is coming to TOWN!!!

[undeadelite]

"now what was i working as back in 1812"

[johnrider36]

That is because he is uncle sam....

[dreamhack111]

that is uncle sam

[snsQ8]

can i borrow ur brain for 1day please ? (so i can pass my Chemistry exam)

[tomelisbig12]

wow he so awsome

[PycckuuOpk]

I am russian but even I knew the history of uncle sam. Easy...

[TQCKyle]

SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT!!

[pengu045]

how long did they have that confetti up there waiting before someone actually won a million dollars?!?!

[mrchoochooLoL]

...And that children is how Santa Claus paid for his workshop.

[polinidream45]

lol i was thinkin ...duhh weapons mechanic...lol but then again im not an

american

[barkape]

this dude is 53? ARE U KIDDING ME

[sansoofighter951]

ha i wouda got it right

[czyman1997]

..... an asian man?

[ThePandemic753]

future old people are wizards

[Kevill]

@ThePandemic753 XD

[niccologhirotto]

like a BOSS reaction

[donconco]

She must have been so sour making her company lose $1,000,000 and still had to pretend to be happy lol

[iHasAbucket0246]

old and rich bwahahhaaha

[iDontbreakPS3]

So knowledge pays of in the end.. them asians were right.

[ja1212az]

Me la sabía. :P

Saludos B).

[YourCanadianWinners]

congrats



[MrFrankie401]

So that's what Chuck Norris's Grandfather looks like....

[JohnPapps]

I wonder how long that confetti had been up there waiting

[tinkles30]

Meredith looks GOOD here. Nice smile.

[RevolutionIncorp]

Looks like he was a meat inspector during the war with Sammy.

[b112895]

Thx for not giving away what happened in the title

[Squirrelschaser]

Wow. Such an easy question.

[KatzInABowl]

@Squirrelschaser Mhm to you maybe.

[notbobby125]

He shows more emotion when he sees the confetti falling down rather than the fact he just WON 1 MILLION DOLLARS.

[LitteMissSunshine101]

I love how happy the host got

[charlesbronsonswrink]

I bet Samuel Wilson was his uncle

[bieli0]

the power is in the beard....

[GilmoreStyle]

wow i fucking knew it!!!

[quantummag3]

I want that beard

[talktothehand1212]

Hohoho

Looks like it was a generous year for presents that year

[theBritishkid95]

He was probably a young adult in 1812

[tangypasta]

@theBritishkid95 LOOOOL

[SarahSmilesLikeShe]

Congrats!

[MsShaoKahn]

wow,this man looks very intelligent!

[WoodenBokken]

Anyone else wondering how long that confetti had been sitting up waiting for that moment?

[MrProdigy1983]

@WoodenBokken shit was probably hella dusty to lol

[MultiBaasbovenbaas]

wouw, when he won it was just like i won something to

[nickthastick]

I bet he told the shopping mall to take the santa job, a shove it!!!

[MarineCobraR]

Like a Boss

[hardasrock12]

Yay santa won OJ :)

[MrGhostphone]

YOU BITCH - THAT IS SOMEONES GRANDFATHE..... I MEAN BANK. SHOW SOME RESPECT

[MisterFiL88]

Yeah! Charles Darwin is a Millionaire!

[Creepy944]

It does pay to be smart.

[Melanye98]

Socks? Lol

[OverkillSD]

What does Gandalf need a million dollars for?

[DeezyChris]

@OverkillSD lol

[nickthanu]

K.smith, said can u plz let my mom know.....Worker, replied wtf MOM but ur 100yrs old

[bradubadub]

I said brown.



[tydydpony93]

What a polite and nice guy!

[KMills148]

Jamal Mailk in 60 years

[trekgeek1]

Knew it. History channel: Modern Marvels, I think the history of pork. I knew it would come in handy.

[leonenaj]

@trekgeek1 YES!

[EmJay401AllDay]

Thank God he didn't get a heart attack on the spot!

[Orgyfan6]

Why would Santa need all that money?

[VenomousDUCKY5]

This guys a fucking boss

[quickstrike93]

what does she mean the first? people have won before him..

[TheSwashBuckling]

my history teacher is amazing, i knew this