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  • Stinky... toad? waitwhat?

  • Keyes, Brewer 2012, for the love of God!!

  • @irishmermaid4 You mean "for the love of comedy".

  • THE STINK OF IT...

  • Hahahaaaa...i love this guy...lol i just love that passion he has when he gets to the "...the STINK OF IT..." LOL this guy for President!!!! Please...

  • keyes is hillarious,,,ki like him but I think he does himself a great disservice by making these kind of remarks,,,he is a very intelligent man but he simply lacks tact

  • lol...he is one of the angriest...being president would only bring out more anger. His comment is so foolish.

  • Actually his anger is "righteous indignation", which is a good anger. Its the anger that stems from witnessing injustice and the passion that rises up within you to be a hero.  And we need more of those in these critical evil days we are in.

  • @feldman30012 How is it foolish? Breaking the constitution is treasonous and politically corrupt. The patriot act? I just debunked you.

  • He looks foolish when he gets angry at issues that he himself does nto fight. BTW he never spoke out against the patriot act or Iraq.

  • " was not here yet. So how did you say something to get a rise out of me ... when I did not exist yet"

    What a bizarre comment.

  • your pathetic reason you gave for saying more mexicans should have abortions was "to get a rile out of me" I do not understand what part of I WAS NOT HERE YET SO TRYING TO MAKE ME RILED UP IS IMPOSSIBLE ... do you not understand this?

  • "I do not understand what part of I WAS NOT HERE YET SO TRYING TO MAKE ME RILED UP IS IMPOSSIBLE "

    Yeah ok whatever..dont understand this kind of talk. But i obviously did get you riled up and you are here.....like i said what a bizarre comment

  • Keyes demands more $lave religion from US taxpayers to fund his terror at the uncertainties of globalism. Way. Off. Base.

  • LOL. he's the funniest politician ever. he always makes me laugh hard. he's too funny

  • :38

    Give this man an oscar nom.

  • Keys is right, Obama is already destroying our country. Obama is not a natural born citizen. If you are so stupid to not realize this, why is he spending millions to hide his papers.

    The dumbing down of america is a RESOUNDING SUCCESS!

    See next comment for proof.

  • no

    keyes is jealous

    he ran for president 3 times and failed

    obama ran once and suceeded

  • Funny Hitler ran once for Chancelor of Germany and succeeded

  • so did other president obama aint jesus but he is no hitler,I dont even think bush is near hitler and all y'all spend 24/7 bashing the man

    Keyes canot behave himself he turns his poltical rival into a deadly enemies

    he hates losing so he starts spreading lies about his political rivals

    THAT SUCKS

    U LOSE U LOSE

  • what are you blabbing about. You said Keyes ran for president 3 times and Obama ran once and won. That point doesn't really make any sense becuase Hitler ran once and was elected Chancelor of Germany. Just as President Lincoln lost nearly every election race he was in but eventually became presdient. The point is stupid that Keyes is somehow jealous. Get a clue

  • sorry keyes is jealous if he wasnt he would have congragulated obama when he lost to him in 04 instead he is said God wont vote for obama

    as if God will vote for him too since he disowned his daughter for being gay?

    o and clinton ran once so did bush and obama

    no one in usa will vote for keyes

  • 1bulma1

    You are still blabbing about nothing. Way to make no point

  • o no am not blabbing its keyes who is blabbing

    he lost he lost

    tell him to stop being a cry babay

  • I believe Keyes would remember the words of Henry Clay who said "I'd rather be right than be President" It's too bad you can't say the same for Obama but since we are on the subject of Obama could you tell me what you think the best thing he has done since he's been in office?

  • I can answer this. NOTHING. Just like when he was senator. Absolutely ... disgustingly ... nothing. I mean for shit sake his first day he sent billions of YOUR money ... to pay for Mexico's abortions. Exporting abortions. And no one said anything. He wants to pay for everybody. Just like illegal NON TAX paying aliens get free health care. BUT you and me who work do not. Thanks Obama. The change I knew was coming

  • I think the more abortions we haev the less gangs there will be...sorry to sound racist.

  • If what you said and feel is true ... then what about the REAL gang of men and women who killed 50 million Americans through abortion. They killed more than any gang member you are talking about.

    The real gang is not the baby being born ... it is the grown adult who murders it. Be thankful you were not aborted. You would have been a gang member who was killed.

  • I disagree....50 million american killed thru abortion? So u are saying that planned parenthood is the realgang? Not true, women are the ones that opt for the abortion

  • You KMC said (you deleted what you said)

    I guess you are trying to make me look stupid so I will re-write it for you.

    You said you think abortion is great because it doesnt allow gang members to be born. YOU said that. I said babies arent gang members and DO NOT deserve to be murdered. The only killer and gang member is not the babies ... it is you. you filthy filthy coward

  • I am not a coward....let the abortion issue go...nothing you can do about it. What is truly filthy is small children being abused. What is filthy is women having child after child they cannot aford...you end up paying for those babies and everything else...Like i said..let the issue go

  • 50 million human beings were killed. Period. I dont care what you fucking think.

    It doesnt matter what thoughts are. 50 million humans were killed. And it needs to stop. When? 100 million?

  • "50 million humans were killed"

    They were developing humans....so please focus on the babies already here.

  • So a human ... ... on the other side of moms skin ... is not a human because of the ... skin? OHHH you mean because it did not grow up to be an evil and selfish person like you with all the answers???

    Thank God it was not human then.

  • looooooser...how many fetuses did you kill..i bet a whole lot

  • why dont you find a dick to suck...

  • So calling me gay ... was the only thing you could come up with? I am not gay. But gay people are human beings too.

    And they deserve love and forgiveness.

    I mean ... dont you forgive yourself

    every morning you look in the mirror?

    PS: Tell your cum dumpster mom to stop calling me

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  • it is funny how you and your coward friend keep writing comments then deleting them? What were you so ashamed of?

    I dare you to UN-delete them all. So everyone can see what a piece of shit you are. What are you hiding? By the way ... stop calling me gay as in insult. I am NOT gay ... and it doesnt insult me ... I feel bad for your poor life

  • ???? i didnt call you gay..i said go find a dick to suck.

  • Exactly. Besides there is no such thing as gay anyway. Homosexuality is a practice and a movement. When one falls for the sound bite 'gay' it is being had into buying that gay is like a race or a gender...when it is nothing but a perverted practice. An indecent act that is contrary to the genetic and biological way one was made. Simply stated? An abomination.

  • @divine137 Homosexuality is a "practice"? You're a moron.

  • Keep in mind bush said "we dont want to break up families" hahahaha he was not concerned about the aliens either. At least the mexican trucks have been hindered from entering our land

  • keep in mind YOU said "abortions are good for black people" you deleted the comment above if anyone wants to see for yourself. KMC is a filthy filthy filthy piece of trash.

  • I didnt say blacks ...i meant mexicans...either way i only said it to get i rise out of you. I do believe every woman has the right to choose even though it is a horrible thing to do.

  • I was not here yet. So how did you say something to get a rise out of me ... when I did not exist yet? Busted AGAIN as a liar. FACTUAL. PS: This county is God's country and belongs to Him. When your piece of shit family came here as german immigrants ... it was okay for you ... but now another race comes and you hit the fan??? See you really are a coward. It is no wonder you defended the 50 million abortions (babies murdered) saying that was okay too. You piece of garbage

  • keyes doesnt like illegals

  • I will have to undelete the comment since you are a filthy liar....

  • "Just as President Lincoln lost nearly every election race he was in but eventually became presdien"

    What a retarded comment. You can say the same about Bush ...he ran and won...so he is hitler too. You kids have no idea what the holocaust was about. You have it too good.

  • @sandroeleven President Lincoln, Alan Keyes, President Bush (is Hitler?), and the holocaust. What are you smoking?

  • @voted4bush learn to understand context. Sandro was quoting someone. He didnt say bush was hitler.

  • @kmcl11 Oh, but if you read his/her comment they did. It's not my fault they cannot use proper grammar and punctuation.

  • id take Keyes any day of the week over that Lightweight empty suit Fraud Hussein  Obama !

  • Keyes is smarter

  • So glad you said that.....

  • Proof: A Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is now the President of the United States.

    And, apparently it's considered impolite to say so.

  • With over 12 million unemployed, and we both agree there is more than what is reported, then why does Obama want to legalize 13 million illegals instead of deporting them?

    Because he never told you what the 'change' would be, but you voted for him without this accountability, just like all the bailout money is going out to Big Business, without accountability. Most are using the money to hire offshore, or invest overseas.

    Enjoy your 'change' you ignorant fucks.

  • Bush also wanted to legalize the 12 million undocumented workers here--McCain did too until he started campaigning and made a desperate but futile attempt to advocate policies supported by right-wing nuts.

    The GOP is shrinking fast.

  • No, we voted for him because we believe the lie.

  • obama is worse than bush.

    at least bush doesn't have carisma and bush didn't support infanticide

  • alan keyes sets off my gaydar

  • true..and guess what his daughter is gay..i guess god played a trick on him

  • Hooo--hooo HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    Keyes..super goofball, nutcase...

    he and Boart should work together more!

    Funniest dingbat on the planet!!

  • lol

  • THis guy is pure brilliance and intelligence. His personality and passion are so awe-inspiring. He's also so funny. Did you see his serious feelings against political corruption? LOL. WHen he said: "...but every can smell the STINK OF IT!" LOL. WIth such passion that his head quickly shook as he spoke... LOL.

  • ...i meant "the whole room is filled with the - STINK OF IT!" LOL.

  • why do black people hate barry O so much? it is because he's Satan? and they know who he really is? i know why America hates Barry O.  He's a stinking racist pig and his church is a racist sewer.

  • yeah we hate him so much we elected him, you dumb dipshit

  • Keyes is the shit, and he makes sense on some views. Although he's ignorant as hell perhaps thats his motive for attention and popularity to get his point across.

  • Ignorant? Alan Keyes is the LEAST ignorant politician out there. Just watch any of his debates, and you will see how intelligent he is. The only reason people don't vote for him is because he comes off as condescending and he angers easily.

  • You people are so misled... maybe I'll see a few of you guys in the FEMA camps when they round us up!

    Keyes may have a radical point of view but it's the right point of view. He's trying to let you ignorant, reality tv watching morons to open your eyes to what the goverment is doing...

    ... or do you still think 16 terrorists with box-cutters did 9/11?

  • u gota love his stupid azz...that was funny to me..haha

  • Lol. This is a comical dub, right? Honestly. Looks fake to me. Not even he can be that stupid (?)

  • Keyes is simply an articulate & black version of Bush. And look what 8 years of that ne'er-do-well did for America. I shudder to think what would happen if this nutcase took power.

  • Alan Keyes is awesome!

  • yeah thats what it is.

    just because you are articulate doesnt mean that you're talking sense. this guys a clown to be quite honest.

  • Smelly toad? You screwed it up, Keyes, you nutbar. It's supposed to be, somebody farted but everyone says, "Wasn't me." But I guess Jesus wouldn't make fart analogies.

  • lol

  • Lost his mind? The corruption in IL politics is well-known.

  • the stink in this video is the smell of someone who's brain is frying from a major meltdown. the guy has lost his mind.

  • Bravo

  • He knew how corrupt the government is in Illinois. Now those same thugs are running the country. God help us.

  • lol that was a terrible metaphor

  • Classic. Alan is ruthless and crazy. Thats why I love him.

  • She said "Hayes", Freudian slip I guess.

  • keyes sounds like a nutjob

  • The new  president is from Chicago.Also was at the top of his class in Harvard.You no nothing of Chicago or it's citizens.

  • "know"

  • You know what I meant!Get a life!

  • you can't prove he was at the top of his class....just saying it doesn't make it so. he refuses to provide college records or records for any aspect of his life. he's an arrogant SOB who isn't qualified for the POTUS and the corrupt officials are protecting their wimpy puppet. PROOF...he's hiding from all the lies he's told. he's gonna get caught by someone, some means, some how and I'm going to applaud whatever happens to him.

  • He's not the president yet. And no one knows his Harvard status because he's sealed it. Like all the other questionable documents. Uh Um Um lol He's a poser and unless our Justice system is completely incompetent it will come out. God help us.

  • Obama will be stabbed in the back by Soranos & Brzezinski. They're moles for London bankers (Fed Reserve/NWO)& plan on "leaking' Obamas corrupt finance dealings in Illinois just before the election, sending deomocratic party reeling at the last moment.

    EXXON execs have said, "McCain WILL be the next president! It's a done deal."

    Prepare for the VERY worst!

  • just vote for CHUCK BALDWIN of constitution party

  • Obama all the way! Keys is an crazy, egotistical maniac with no regards to anyone else's life or feelings, and he will not win.

  • OBAMA is an empty suit, Lightweight Phony. He is an utter embarassment to American politics. He offers and if elected will change NOTHING !

    BARACK is all style with no substance. He is an inexperienced unqualified Fraud whos entire campaign is 2 words that mean nothing because the Man uttering them is a total phony

    Hope and change. We can only Hope Barack Looses because he will change Nothing, the man is a total Phony, many Americans are now realizing that fact.

  • So what you're saying is that Obama is now a true "politician"...?

  • McCaintheLiberal no one is phonier than McCain, his campaign changes like every week. Every time he starts to slip in the polls he comes up with more new and devious things to pollute the air with. For Obama to be so "inexperienced," he has run by far a more professional campaign than McCain. McCain made an absolute poor choice in picking Palin as a running mate, he has sorry advisors and his smears and scare tactics are doing nothing, but dividing this country in a terrible way.

  • you use that line every where, get a new line buddy

  • he will not win? what are you talking about..this is from 2 years ago..he didnt win...

  • John Mccain is a Moderate Liberal Fraud

    Vote ALAN KEYES

  • post below me ur retarded this man is the quitessence of evil if her were a strongly muslim as he is christian other people like him the run ur fucked up country would have put him im guantanimo bay by now. religion is the greates scourge of manking any human being that follows them is a faliure and discrace the ignorant mother fucker is driven by nothing other than the priciples in the bible making him worthless as a human being...accept it or die

  • 1QAZ

    So then i guess you have No Problem with OBAMAs Best Friend, Mentor and Pastor for over 20 yrs, the vile hatemongering Bigoted Anti American Loon, Rev Wright ?

    If not for the Inspiration Of GOD, the founding Fathers would not have risked everything to create this country. Study Your History. Dont fear God, embrace him.

    Im not religious at all, dont attent church, yet i have No problem with KEYES strong views at all and dont feel threatened whatsoever

    get some perspective

  • ALAN KEYES is a Brilliant Principled Honorable Man who is a superior choice to Obama or Mccain

  • But his metaphors stink!

    (& are unoriginal - when did the 'elephant in the room' turn into the 'smelly toad'?)

  • You'd understand if you ever visited Chicago - the citizens are about as smart as Corky from Life Goes On.. and by saying they're smart, I'm saying they're not.

  • Amen, but McCain is way better than a communist baby killer.

  • Baby killer?

  • Yes a lawmaker who makes law that legalizes "baby killing" is complicit, isn't he? See partial birth abortion and Obama's voting record. Yes sir, baby killer.

  • So Keyes is against the private ownership of ones body? Interesting. If a homeless man is mooching off my property uninvited, Keyes would oppose the act of killing him even if it was the only means available at my disposal in removing him, right? Because Keyes is the champion of coercive, positive obligations regarding human life? The woman has no right to deny the child the use of her body and property for nourishment and development, right?

  • And if she does have that right, you won't allow her to possibly kill her child in preventing it from using her body, given that that IS the only available way she can remove the baby? Going along those ethical lines, we have to eliminate a distinction between child and mother and apply the principle that, "you cannot defend the use of your property if it means killing your oppressor" universally else we would be committing hypocrisy.

  • Given this principle, which Keys MUST uphold, your premise that Obama is "communist", and is therefore bad, is superseded by the fact that Keys himself advocates a principle of communism. Keyes is the true Communist.

  • Have you heard the song sung by the young lady who survived a saline abortion, now 30 years later she's a singer. Her abortionist was late to the OR and after they injected the saline into the womb of her 17 year old single "mother" this girl escaped the clutches of the killer (abortionist) and came out of the womb!

  • let this be and example to my black brothers wanting to be smart and articulate and change the image in how we are perceive.......There is a such thing as being so smart your stupid and keys is the benchmark for being the most intelligent idiot walking the earth

  • You offend me sir! This man represents neither intelligent people nor black people. And I am offended that you would make that connection!!

  • I am Voting for Alan Keyes and i say that Proudly.

    John Mccain is a moderate Liberal just like BUSH, and Hillary and Obama are both total frauds who offer NOTHING !

    A vote for Mccain, Obama or Hillary represents no change, No ideas, No vision, just the same old elitist nonsense, all 3 are getting votes just based on Popularity, None are getting votes based on pure specific intellectual substance and genuine Ideas.

  • KEYES = smart, principled, articulate, Honest and a true constitutional conservative !

    I fully support him and will be voting for him proudly in the fall !

  • Nobody with an IQ above that of a peach pit stands any chance of being elected to office in Amerikwa. Keyes is throwing his pearls before swine.

    During times like these, good men tend to their private gardens. God sends people fools (like Obama) when he means to destroy them all.

  • i kicked the corner of a table with my bear foot, not it is really sore

  • Ha ha ha. Keyes is funny!

  • Keys is crazy as hell. Alan Keys been trippin for a long time, yall like him because you dont know him. CRAZY AS HELL.

  • He probably wishes you were not a non Christian, yuk!

  • I like Keyes, as I like Obama, but I wish Keyes wasn't an adamant Christian...pukes.

  • he is not a presidential material.

  • This guy is gay right?

  • i believe so...

  • yesssssssssssss preachhhhhhhhhhhh church!

  • hahahhaah the guy is a legend

  • ALAN KEYES...see you in 2012. KEYES FOR PRESIDENT !!!!

  • the STINK of it

  • The Keyes with the grey, scruffy looking beard looks closer to how I envision this guy looking once his political career is over - like a homeless deluded whino speaking in tongues with circular reasoning wondering why nobody understand him.

  • LOL.

    "The STINK of it!".

  • Alan Keyes is alot like Hitler when he speaks. His voice goes everywhere and his humorous

  • yeah!

  • And since he was so successful in the Illinois Senate Election...he decided to run for president! Wow...if he campaigns really hard he could become the Kucinch of the Republican Party!

  • thats a whack statement thats like saying you are super straight because you are railing hard against Keyes-- come on now stop being retarded

  • Is it just my imagination, or does anyone else see the incredible irony of Alan Keyes railing so hard against Homosexuality? Just listening to the man speak, he seems pretty light in the loafers. I gotta wonder if he's one of these self-loathing closet cases who campaigns against the things he hates or fears in himself.

  • My thoughts exactly.

  • you are retarded

  • (elperropatron)

  • Brilliant comeback. I'm devastated.

  • he's soooooo camp!

  • A deeply smelly toad...

    If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black (no pun intended) I don't know what is.

  • I wouldn't be able to hold a job, because I would just want to get high and listen to him talk all day long

  • did you ever see his shortlived tv show on MSNBC? It was high comedy. He would wear these loud Cosby sweaters and go into his eloquently long nonsensical rants. I doubt too many people were watching because they agreed with him. Like me, most people were just amused.

  • that sounds awesome, esp. the loud cosby sweaters.

  • I think Keyes should be president because it would be a pretty funny four years.

  • HAHA that is SO true.

  • Lol!

    He's schizo...

  • In many respect: This was easily the easiest win for Obama. Keyes was just too much

    of a comic book character.

  • alan keyes is a religious teabag. i drink him daily and piss him out. it's good for the kidneys.

  • He would make the perfect Superhero villain.

  • he fucking IS a supervillian. What a joke.

  • What is your problem?

    I am not a black man?

    Martin Luther king was the greatest American that have ever lived, don´t disrespect he´s memory!

    Al Sharpton is a religous nutbag!

  • Did I wrote Al Sharpton, offcourse I mean Alan Keyes!

    Alan Keyes are a religous nutbag, not sharpton, for all I know!

  • HEY!!

    What´s with the namecalling!!!???

  • Yeah he is a Uncle Tom!

    He is condemming gay-people, but at the same time the African-Americans has struggled for their civil-rights for over hundreds of years, talk about a dubbelstandard asshole!

    The Jewish people has been threated like shit in thousend of years and now, the Israeli acts like fucking Nazis!

    This is mankind in it´s finast form!

    Long live humanity, we suck!

  • i agree: we all suck equally.

  • I think he was trying a variation on the "800-pound gorilla" analogy. It sounded pretty silly, though. Especially with the forcefulness of how he said, "the STINK OF IT!"

  • Now that Sam Brownback has dropped out, Keyes is now the indesputed king of the nutbars for the 08 presidential campaign

  • Are you Larry Craig?

  • Uncle Tom!

  • what makes him a Uncle tom.

    did you read Uncle tom's cabin?

  • ROTFL smelly toad...what the heck?

  • In 2003 Keyes came out in favor of fellow theocrat, Judge Roy Moore in his unconstitutional insistance on displaying a huge 10 Commandments statute on government property. In '05 he joined those attempting to interfere with the Terri Schiavo medical case, again taking the position that was contrary to law.

  • In '88 and '92 he ran for Senate in Maryland. In 88 he got 38% and in 92 he got 29%. In 96 he ran in the Rep primaries as a 1 issue candidate. All abortion all the time. He lost badly to Dole. He ran again in 2000 and the best he did was 21% in the rightwing stronghold of Utah. In 2004 he was the 3rd or 4th choice of Rep leaders to take on Obama after more qualified candidates turned down the offer. He received 27%.

  • Sure Keyes has "conviction.s" So does Osama bin Laden. He's a 1 issue wacko: turning the US of A into US of Jesus. He's for Theocracy. Therefore, he's insane. His daughter came out as a lesbian so he threw her out of their home, stopped talking to her, and refused to pay for her college. He opposed economic sanctions on South Africa as punishment for apartheid. He tells people who Jesus would and would not vote for.

  • Jesus wouldn't vote for abortion and infanticide supporting murderers for sure. He's living his politics by his religion and by the constitution and isn't changing for anybody. The only real politician out there.

  • Jesus wouldn't vote for anything or anyone because he's make-believe. And people like kookoo keyes who pretend that they speak for a mythological messiah rather than just speaking their own beliefs are nuttier than squirrel shit.

  • I disagree...jesus is god so therefore commaded the death of children in the OT...god is not prolife for any of us. According to this god, we all deserve death...alllllll of us.

  • I liked Alan's analogy of the toad. It reminded me of the 'gorilla in the room' cliche analogy, except with the angle of a bad smell which works well in a context of discussing political corruption.

  • Keyes is a national treasure. In a batsh*t crazy/ Democrat's wet dream sort of way. Let's give him all the exposure we can!