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  • aggamemnon cracks me up with that laugh. it's even better than phoenix in the gladiator doing his woo woo woo

  • HD and recorded at 10 fps apparently. Still, thanks for posting this.

  • madeye menelaus

  • gotta love aggamemnon's reactions

  • Gimli would enjoy watching what happened to the legendary Legolas...

  • what a disgrace his mouth is bigger than his sword.....stupid fool

  • This is so awkward.

  • orlando bloom is such a fuckin pussy

  • @zcarver25 no I dont like him but this doesnt make him a pussy. he was acting

  • If a greek left his shield during a fight it was a dishonorable action...this film is shit.

  • @Andreiotatos Depends which Greeks you're talking about.

  • @RavnDream no,for all the Greeks was dishonorale! but this film is bad for all the things:it is not realistic for the armours and the way to fight of the Greeks and it doesn't respect the "Iliade".

  • @Andreiotatos They got the weapons and armor and ships right. If we're talking about Bronze Age / Mycenaean Greece. As for the rest, well, I've seen worse from Italian pepla. A lot worse.

  • @RavnDream i don't understand "italian pepla":what means?

    howevere,this film is horible for A LOT of things:

    1.In your opinion a warrior whit a heavy armor can jump(achille)?

    2.The army of Agamennone,the first thing they did,was built a fortified camp not near Troia:in the film the fist thing they do is attack the city.

    3.The Greeks fighting deployed in the "falange" (phalanx) but in the film they fight like in the film "Braveheart".

    4.In the duel of Achille vs Ettore,they are like dancers.

  • @Andreiotatos 1.Your muscles develop when you train with the same equipment on a day-to-day basis. Just so happens in those days, armor was made of bronze which is a lot heavier than kevlar. Makes sense they'd be able to carry that while fighting.

    2.It's the Bronze Age, not modern or even medieval warfare.

    3.The phalanx was developed AFTER the Bronze Age. The Iliad is much too early for that.

    4.Who the hell is Ettore??

  • @RavnDream You say that it is bronze age,so they can't use the phalanx,so you can explain me why Achille use an helmet very similar to the corinthian helmet,that was invented a lot of years later,like his armour.

    The jump that Achille do in the film are IMPOSSIBLE whit an armour,and i rember you that armour are heavy armors,and it's very tiring fight with an heay armour,so the duels in this film are impossible,fantasy.

  • @Andreiotatos Achilles is a demigod, the son of Thetis the sea-nymph. Like Heracles, son of Zeus. He's probably a bit stronger and more agile than most mortals. Also, the movie is based on the Iliad. Homer refers to "high-crested" helmets, among other things. So either there were such helmets and armor in those times, or Homer liked to mix and match elements of both the Bronze Age and Classical. Like the Christian elements in Beowulf, a Norse legend.

  • @RavnDream Oh,you did well to appoint Teti:the central part of Iliade are Achille and the Greeks Gods:were are them in the film? And you did well to appoint Omero (Homer):Omero doesn't talk about the jumps of Achille but in the film he use always the jumps. Iliade is very very very different from the film,the film has nothing if Iliade:Menelao didn't die;the duel Ector vs Achille didn't go in that way;Boagrius not exist in the Iliade;the Greeks didn't use hammer (Ajax).

  • @Andreiotatos Directors do that. I'd ask the same of all those directors who did pepla back in the day. I do agree, Troy is very different from the source material. I'm just saying, first, the props seem alright. Second, it's nowhere near as bad or poorly executed as in the old sword-and-sandal movies (like pepla) from before (except maybe the original 'Clash of the Titans' - but that's American..). There's no perfect movie, after all =)

  • @RavnDream where is Sinone? Where is Laocoonte? Do you know who are them?Do yuo know the Troians had to destroied a part of the wall for bring he horse into the city? This AMERICAN film is an insult of the Greek literature,and i study greek and greek literature at school so i know the Greeks. Now we can stop the discusson becaue if you read the Iliade and if you know the ancient Greeks and their literatur,you can say this film is shit.

  • @Andreiotatos Again, blame the director. Some directors like to "throw in their junk" when they adapt stories into a movie. Change things for their own style. I can't say WHY they did that. But here's the result. Also, Troy isn't exactly an American film. The director is German.

  • @Andreiotatos The director (Wolfgang Petersen) is German, the cinematographer (Roger Pratt) is British. So, yeah.

  • @RavnDream who cares if the film is american or german? It could be greek but it remains a bullshit. And what enters the italians pepla? Now we are talking about "Troy" and i repeat that this film has nothing of Iliade:this is the speech,and the only conclusion if a person know "Iliade" is that this film has NOTHING of "Iliade".

  • @Andreiotatos Wrong, sir. It has the characters (some) of the Iliad: Achilles, Hector, Agamemnon, Menelaus, Paris, Odysseus, Ajax, etc. It takes place at Troy, which is the setting of the Iliad. It's about a war between Troy and the Greeks. Over Helen, Queen of Sparta.

    Yes, Troy is a terrible adaptation. I agree with you there, don't you get that? But I'm also saying, this is NOT the worst. I've seen less accurate, more insulting adaptations. You, sir, are being unfair.

  • @RavnDream The name of the characters,the place where the film is setting,and the plot mean nothing,because Troy is totally dfferent from Iliade. If there is a film who say Hitler won the war because the director is a nazi,the film could be setting in Germany and the protagnist coul has te name Adolf Hitler,but it remanis a bullshit:it is very similar to Troy. But if you think like me Troy is a terrible adaptation,why we are having this discussion?

  • @Andreiotatos Because I like to talk with people who like Greek culture. But I think I'm having second thoughts on that. For an educated person, you talk like a street punk. And whereas I've tried to be polite with you, you've been exceedingly rude.

    As for "who cares if it's American or German", well, YOU called this movie "AMERICAN" in all caps. Are you trying to insult me, sir? If so, you, sir, are an asshole.

  • @RavnDream I think you are really annoyed because I say this film is shit and I'm right. Go to sleep. I don't think that I insulted you but now you have insulted me. The discussion about the film is finish:I've right. So bye bye.

  • @RavnDream Ettore is Ector

  • @Andreiotatos Oh and "Italian pepla", those are movies like Troy or Gladiator. Only made in Italy during the 50s and 60s. Like 'Hercules' starring Steve Reeves and 'Maciste'. Terrible acting, terrible stories, terrible characters, totally inaccurate to the mythology and culture of Greece and Rome. But fucking hilarious.

  • 1:29 he threw away his shield like he doesn't even need it. How insulting.

  • Was it really that hard for him to just stay away from other people girls.

  • awww wheres aphrodite to save paris????

  • "see the crows...they've never tasted prince before". That's pretty intimidating

  • 0:37 no homo

  • If only one of them had a lightsaber

  • Hahaha, wouldn't it be hilarious if instead Aphrodite saved Paris? Oh wait...

  • @Imonaboat657

    Someone knows their Classics.

  • DO A BARREL ROLL!!

  • 2:54, that's gotta hurt

  • LMFAO 2:18

  • awww, professor moody is dead.....or at least his muggle ancestor is.

  • Menelaus was the spartan king during the time of the trojan war, a giant step back from leonidas if you ask me

    -_-

  • 0bama is like paris...

    .....he spent too much time having gay sex with arab children

    and sucking islamic cocks to do anything worthwhile. *l*

  • Hector take all :3

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  • in Troy, whenever i watch that film, me, my sis, and my mom always complain about how the actress who played Helena looks like a pancake. The real life one was way prettier. and although Paris is played by Orlando Bloom, the character is a real fruit.

  • Helen was married to that old motherfucker?

  • @YelawolfFan when you're a king, you can have the hottest women in your country lol

  • Paris is a pussy! A coward! But he is The Casanova of Ancient World. :-P Paris have the sexiest woman in the world: The Queen of Sparta, Helen!

    So the conclusion is: Doesn't matter how brave you are. The important thing is to be Cute! :))))

    However... Women are complicated beings. Only God could understand this beautiful creatures!

    :) :-P

  • A good show of what a real sword fight is like.

  • insist pairs Aries?

  • that laugh is cracking me up

  • @brokenbones199  hahaha my bro and i always laugh at that part also

  • i hate the character Paris...but I'm not minding Orlando Bloom so much

  • In the Iliad Aphrodite sweeps up Paris from the fight and puts him in bed with Helen....hahaha nbd guys I read the Iliad

  • Jet Li can beat Menelaus in 5 seconds..

  • @thiefguy852 Jet li cant do shit in ancient fights, ancient fighters was loot better then today fighters.

  • @petroziom How could you POSSIBLY know that? And Jet Li practices a variant of a fighting style that's been around for almost a thousand years

  • @thiefguy852 Oohhh! Come on man... Be serious!

    "Jet Lee can beat Menelaus in 5 seconds" :)))))

    It's just like when you say that Songoku can beat Godzilla is few seconds. =)))))

    Godzilla and Songoku are two different fictional characters from different stories!

    Or just like when you say that Powerpuff girls can beat Superman. The same thing: Different characters form different stories... =))))))

    Be quite and enjoy the film! :)

  • Agamemnon is a prick, he was going to attack no matter who won.

  • You would expect him to kick ass, cause he fuckin owns in the Lord of the Rings and Kingdom of Heaven.

  • Agamenon is so funny when he laugh's, cracks me the hell up.

  • i like how they show hes not some super soldier but a young boy whos not fully prepared for battle

  • sorry paris

  • press 6 to hear menalaus beat the shit out of hector,

  • @8DLULWUT Menelaus was actually killed by Hector later in the movie.

  • screw paris and menelaus...i want hector

  • Paris Pussyed out LIKE A BOSS!......

    .......Ok not like a boss, but still

  • How can Agamemnon be laughing at this?!

  • @MilesEdgeworth129 because he is seeing how much of a wimp paris is he issues a challange and then runs away i am sorry if i was hector the moment i would have found out that his bitch ass brought that bitch on my boat i would have tossed them both off of it

  • Love it when he says," is this what you left me foooooooooor!?!?"

  • "If I fall, tell Helene.." he ment to say " Tell Helene she always was the man in our relationship"..

  • @mekke92 LOLOL

  • Why do I have the feeling that Hector would have cleaned Menelaos up?

  • Menelaus, also known as the baddest mutha fucka in Braveheart.

  • hahahaa!! the laugh at 2:16 xD

  • thanx cupcake! for uploading a nice good ol' english speaking video!!!<3

  • This whole clip s[eaks one word: OWNED

  • oh wait...wrong sword

  • paris is simply a incredible big fat pussy... :D

  • I wonder who'd win. Paris or Patroclus (Achilles cousin)

  • @EyeLoveTheStars definitely patroclus :D i mean (in the film) he fought against hector for at least ... 15 seconds? and he was teached by achilles. hellooooo??! :D

  • @EyeLoveTheStars Patroclus would win, he is trained for combat, while Paris isn't much of a soldier...

  • press 9 and you will think hes gonna rape him

  • hmm eric bana..dontcha wana?

  • TRANSFORM INTO LEGOLAS AND RAPE HIS ASSSS

  • 7 hit combo and a kick at 1:41

  • Thats mad eye moody... the guy who orlando is fighting

  • 2:16 MY TIRE IS LOOSING AIR!!!

  • @EmpyreBandit LOL

  • @dogburndan

    As backup here is a reference from the text (Trans. Fitzgerald)

    As proof here is a citation from the text

    "Can you be the man who carried off a beautiful woman from a distant land and warlike family, to be a curse to your father, to the city, and to the whole people? Are you too cowardly to stand up to the brave man whom you wronged? You would soon find out the kind of fighter he is whose lovely wife you stole." Hom Iliad 3.45

  • @dogburndan

    Where do you get that from? In the Iliad Hector often reprimands Paris for his unseemly womanishness. Paris is not shown to be a front line hero, but as a rather cowardly figure

  • @jonalululy i thought i was the only one that found that funny XD

  • pussy out!

  • i love how menelaus is so much stronger, and has a lot more body mass than paris, and paris is like a flailing child

    but in the real story, paris is stronger

  • @dogburndan

    You think that save from Aphrodite is something strong?

  • @2nadalfederer1 in the illiad it says he's stronger

  • @dogburndan

    I must read it again than. I thought the right opposite was there.

  • "HE iS MY BROTHA" EPIC xD

  • that really would be fuckin terrifying haha

  • lol

    

  • noob...........

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