HOW TO DANCE : The Cabbage Patch

[mixkain]

your vid was better than half the other guys on youtube teaching the cabbage patch... you actually did the right dance

[slowgoxo]

Haha oh you(;

[skatinanwaitin]

Hahahaha!!

[downstairs37]

WOW... I LOVE YOU

[mandimonkie]

funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[MegaSupergirl11]

I love it..!

[lpssocute7]

Where did you get the glasses?!!! I NEED THEM

[BologneyT]

8 people can't dance.

[maisiestarcat]

i adore your youtube clips your awesome

peace!

[colormyworld259]

Ohmygosh <3

[ClaireLizzz]

this is probably the greatest thing i've ever seen.

[Joseline543]

omg i like it

[spotted3star]

i used to have that beanie baby.

[csz9]

punch



[GirlWithTheRedGlasse]

my friend and i used this dance move at prom last friday- thanks!

[heartcruxes]

me and paige are going to dance like this at prom

[TDaughterOfGallifrey]

That will surely get me into a local gang dance group! They will never see those rad moves coming!

[BologneyT]

@TDaughterOfGallifrey They sure WON'T see THOSE moves coming! They'll never know what him 'em. XD

[Graphiction]

I AM CONFUSED

[Graphiction]

Hey dusten can u write a theme song for my

Intro I'll pay u or do anything in order to get a song! Thanks bro ham

[MrDtnewton]

Hey it's Dalton and I've been watching your videos since forever.. U have impressed me too come back for more... Good job

[mufcqw]

awsome

[thewatnow1]

Dustin can u write me a theme song for my youtube channel for me and.my bro

[HolyCheezeNipz]

Rofl you're awesome

[MGSGeneral]

This made me think of those GTA radio commercials xD

[mydivadoggirl]

whoa whoa whoa! you lost me at counterclockwise! 

[Haylie12Wheeler]

You make me smile a lot haha

[RandomUser924]

i cant lie, this was pretty awesome. :)

[AradEliacin]

This just made my day.

[stuffomuffins]

you are just to adorable. <3

[ricenapkins]

I hurt myself trying to do this.

[AwkwarddPantss]

How to Dance: & plz .

[leadspot]

lmao

[chelseariffic]

I'm so glad I know how to dance now! :)

[KeytarChris]

I'm so glad I found you.

[Sameyach]

This made my day, just so you know!

[OrlyxMuffins]

Ohweet, epic.

[TashaRae96]

"you are happy you have the icecream, but sad that you are not eating it." hahahhah that made me giggle.(:

[Ihasplague]

nice XD. this made me smile.

btw, three people disliking this video?? what?! this can't be.

[wrockingawesome]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just watched this. Love it, Dustin. XD

[fluffykewl]

Goodness Dustin, You've killed me 4 times now in the last 24 hours.

I'm a zombie now and i hope you don't mind, but I'm going to have to eat your brains. I suspect this will cause my coolness level to skyrocket OVER 9000!

[LexiPexi15]

More How To Dance PLEASE

[oOMrMiagiOo]

this makes me wanna.... BUST A MOVE! >:]

[Whamalama]

I couldnt stop looking at the records in the back . . . especially Van Halen

[allthelostones]

LOL!

[strawberry2233]

Hahhah I love this

[NikkisorousRex]

Once again I am amazed and entertained by your videos.

[NinjaSaurusRawrr]

YOUR SO ADORABLE!

[MoaBe5]

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!! I just realized that you too listen to Van FREAKIN Halen!!! I love them :D This made my day, knowing that there's still Van Halen fans out there :)

[HorribleFiction]

@MoaBe5 haha yayyy!

[MoaBe5]

Great tip, dude =D

[Emishly]

You just made my day<3

[Metzgirl]

I would like to see another advanced move on the advanced moveS to make the plural appropriate.

Hilarious. Can you teach me the lawnmower next?

[kriswish2000]

This was fantastic!

[TheTiner1992]

That made my day C:

[hedgehogchronicles]

whoa, i don't think i've ever seen you look more gangster... 

[HorribleFiction]

@hedgehogchronicles *makes gangster face*

[JamishtheGreat]

i'm going to try this at my next school dance.

[HorribleFiction]

@JamishtheGreat let me know how it goes. But, be careful, you will become the most awesome kid in school

[QueIsUseless]

That was ep-mazing.

[almostlaurel]

This is VERY informative.

[HorribleFiction]

@almostlaurel so very much so. It's gotten me through a lot of awkward moments

[CrooksxArchives]

looooooooooveeeeee iiiiiiiiit (:

[NerdlySam]

More. More of these, please. Pretty please.

[HorribleFiction]

@NerdlySam hmmmmmm

[pppfan103]

If you really want to impress your friends, add a beat using the word "do" like do do do do do dodo. Do do do do do dodo.

[HorribleFiction]

@pppfan103 lololololol

[PertainingToBubbless]

Subscribing to you was totally worth it.

[RisingStahh]

You have changed my life.

[HorribleFiction]

@RisingStahh FOREVER

[DFTBACleaves]

just made me so happy :)

[HorribleFiction]

@DFTBACleaves good. now stay that way :)

[WillGetBetter]

fav

[HorribleFiction]

@WillGetBetter THANKS

[pomonkeypo]

lol press 9

[melodychef]

I can do the hand motions, but I don't have the rhythm of it. But it looks awesome when you do it.

I will have to practice.

[HorribleFiction]

@melodychef JUST PRACTICE YOU CAN DO IT

[TheCoryKid]

That was lolarious. <3

[HorribleFiction]

@TheCoryKid hahaha "lolarious" nice

[Sameyach]

This video made my day just so you know

[Melda31]

You are so freakin adorable <3 Please make more "How to Dance" videos, this one's absolutely hilarious! I'm too old to fall in love with you, can I adopt you instead? :P

[HorribleFiction]

@Melda31 hahaha :)

[Melda31]

@HorribleFiction soooo...hahaha means yes, right? LOL

[olsonche13]

Haha!! Love this!! Now I know how to dance ^_^

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[HorribleFiction]

@olsonche13 So true! xD

[collegepoet]

Yay ice cream!

[HorribleFiction]

@collegepoet YAY!

[almostlaurel]

&mpersand

[ExpectoKiwiland]

NIIIIIIIICE.

[crazykeetgirl]

i found your channel from zingled.. and now im ADDICTED to your videos. you look kinda like bruno mars, oh and THIS IS HILARIOUS xD

[HorribleFiction]

@crazykeetgirl haha thanks :)

[loonygrl90]

I adore you. Just saying.

[HorribleFiction]

@loonygrl90 <3

[jennaners]

You were simply made to be on YouTube, nerdfighting against worldsuck.

[HorribleFiction]

@jennaners that is my favorite comment ever, thanks <3

[jennaners]

@HorribleFiction :) I'm glad! You're welcome, it's totally true! <3

[MoonlitEpiphany]

This is awesome. I seriously love you. :D

[StargirllLauren]

hahaha I love this. Totes going to use it. 

[HorribleFiction]

@StargirllLauren good im glad (:

[yayaandjune]

I would never hurt my beanie baby :D 

[HorribleFiction]

@yayaandjune you better not!

[Yola8367]

I swear, this will be the only dance move I will be able to dance.

xD

[HorribleFiction]

@Yola8367 haha it's a wonderful dance tho!

[chasingdogchasingcar]

48th Haha

Love all of your vids man!

[HorribleFiction]

@chasingdogchasingcar haha thanks a lot!

[shzen1995]

Always liked the video b4 watching :P

[pro0glenn]

Simple. Genius. Love it.

[HorribleFiction]

@pro0glenn (:

[NirGoldenberg]

Thanks!

[HorribleFiction]

@NirGoldenberg ANY TIEM!

[Almanal44]

MORE! MORE!

[StarryCastastrophe]

I love this.

[JoEmily744]

If this doesn't get featured, I will be very upset for you. This is a great video. xD

[amurderofcrowz]

i am baffled as to how i haven't been subscribed to you till just recently. i love you

[HorribleFiction]

@amurderofcrowz <3!

[realesethesteam]

this video was awesome the second it was done i did this in my bedroom

[jujubeans360]

I have a feeling this video will really, really benefit me.

[HorribleFiction]

@jujubeans360 good!

[firewindice17]

wait what how can you stir ice cream, its a solid

[DefinitelyNotNoah]

@firewindice17 What if it's melted?

[firewindice17]

@DefinitelyNotNoah then it is cream

[HARDcoreRAWRZZ]

@firewindice17 .. How do you think ice cream is made?

You don't just freeze cream, sugar and various things. You stir it to make ice cream.

[firewindice17]

@HARDcoreRAWRZZ well i understand, but before that it is cream, once it is ice cream it is a solid

[HARDcoreRAWRZZ]

@firewindice17 Not entirely. You can still stir ice cream, when not melted. 

[dftbaful]

haha i so want to join an epic dance drew now

[UsefulAppendix]

lol, awesome. 

[WushukingZaphkiel]

Instantly favorited. lol

[HorribleFiction]

@WushukingZaphkiel <3

[NoBreakJake]

OMG SO MANY TIMES I TRY I FAIL IT IS SO HARD XD

[HorribleFiction]

@NoBreakJake keep practicing!

[Almanal44]

Woah.

[HunteroTheGreat]

Awesome!

[LoLoGirl404]

LOL Aw man this gonna take a lot of practice... but I will keep trying =D hehehe

[HorribleFiction]

@LoLoGirl404 you got this!

[QueenMonkeyGirl]

Well that was fun and informative! Yay dancing! ROFL

[HorribleFiction]

@QueenMonkeyGirl ROFLROFLROFL

[Manzanita917]

Now I can be cool!

[HorribleFiction]

@Manzanita917 yayyyy! and wear sunglasses just for the heck of it!

[hopelesslyinsane]

you drive that tiny bike through the ice cream!

[HorribleFiction]

@hopelesslyinsane trufax!

[Yupi525]

i can finally go to parties ... :D

[HorribleFiction]

@Yupi525 HECK YES!

[Yupi525]

@HorribleFiction yay u replied! lol

btw.. r u doin another live show any time soon? those were fun :)

[HorribleFiction]

@Yupi525 right now!

[itssmoshins]

how exciting! i wish i could dance.

[HorribleFiction]

@itssmoshins YOU CAN

[tabitabi99]

:D

[HorribleFiction]

@tabitabi99 :D!