Tips for Planning a Disney Family Vacation

[oldfart387]

MOST importantly! Check Disney 'dates' before walking into the Magic Kingdom with one of your kids on your shoulders and finding out it's one of their "Gay Days"! Then you do an about-face and head back to the car so it can be a Sea World Day! The kids maybe a little sad, but you promise them you'll go there another day to save the kids from perversion.

Been there, done that, and burning more vacation days so we could go on a 'straight' day. One of their guys told me, "85% of the staff are gay!"

[missmattyz]

@oldfart387 That is so rude...save your children from perversion?? They must already be messed up living with someone like you

[oldfart387]

@missmattyz Think it's time to teach them how the crack of a baseball bat against a queer's head feels so good.

[ezymk69]

If you have a child that needs a stroller, rent from Orlando Stroller Rental. We rented from them when we were at Disney World on March 19-23, 2011. They bring the stroller to your hotel or any location in Orlando, and pick it up from the same place when you are done. These strollers sure beat the hard and hot Disney strollers, and are cheaper than the Disney ones too!

[sds7508]

I say 6 months in advance for Cinderella's Royal Table!

[commentmutant]

Thanks for the video!