Phillip Ellis, CEO Retirement Roast

[theblacktippingpoint]

were all sad that youre leaving and your wife is enormous thats fantastic

[pie8die]

nice and slow, nice and slow

[12Foofoo12]

Amir makes anything funny :P

[LilShaggy82]

oh man i feel bad considering my mother and father got divorced and they are just talking shit on the poor mother :'(

[enelson554]

This wasn't funny. I love Collegehumor, but that's just mean for no reason.

[cavernettes]

ohhhh the whale one first was funny. then i kind of wanted to cry. but like, i love amir. so im willing to get over it.

[slysir]

Harsh ..... but fair

[Zupra22]

i cant believe amir wrote this... fuckin hilarious.

[jordandavid1992]

That was just sad...

[IanGriffithsGuitar]

this is amazing

[mithilag]

amirs not too good of an actor when it comes to being serious and dramatic

[lawrencetimmons94]

Guys...who the hell is Phillip Ellis?

[bloodlinehunter]

your wife is a fucking joke!!!!!

[DanielDo08]

SOOO Funny

[LimiTvBreaK]

She isnt that fat. what else is a 50+ year old woman supposed to look like.

[anke9]

I love Amir :)

[grungrung]

the guy at :51 is ken from street fighter the later years

[5percentgood]

i miss clock suckers

why dont they play the clock suckers videos anymore?

[LegendofDelzaLol]

'cuz they suck! (ba-dump-dum)

[satanicaa]

hahaha holy crap

[friensd56]

its sopose to a roast on him not his wife. lol.

[shroomix14]

Is there something that I'm missing here?

[3vilaznboy]

LMAO... she got roasted!!!

[Bwaxxlo]

Its sad...but in a funny way I have to admit.

[leafnut420]

hilarious!!

[lazyboi368]

hahahah

[Fotsie4Life]

Wow that lady kind of had that Carrie look on her face at the end there....watch out for the buckets of blood!

[JonieAuthor]

That doesn't make sense.

[xxveronicaaa]

yeah it does, ever seen the movie carrie?

[JonieAuthor]

Yeah, I have. You obviously haven't though.

[xxveronicaaa]

Well actually I have, obviously, or I wouldn't have said that. What's your problem?

[JonieAuthor]

Carrie was the one who got blood dumped on her head, not the audience. So your comment makes no sense.

[xxveronicaaa]

in the movie, after that happens to carrie she goes insane and takes revenge on all of them. that's what i figured they meant by pulling a carrie.

[JonieAuthor]

But you original comment refereed to the audience and how they better watch out because the carrie-lady might poor blood on their heads. Read it back. It makes no sense.

[xxveronicaaa]

ohhh i see what you mean now. the orginial comment wasn't mine though haha. my bad.

[FuzzballfromKenya]

Amir.... HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[mvgirl1989]

oh...my...God

[Am1Ch4n]

omg when i saw Amir i like 'uh oh..' XD

[MusikFreek21]

oh man im sorry i didnt actually laugh at all, it was soo sad looking at her face!

[lucasroxdanoobz]

PWNT

[Elleh2]

Brutal.

[kaengogyoubodi]

this is funny yet sad

[RedSHARK6]

roflmao

[quickgonzalez89]

ouch that must hurt

rofl

[xeryph]

lol that was great

[Collinbrownie]

lmfao nice job

[aznCdealer]

haha ouch... LOL

[thecheesypig]

nice, and slow, nice and slow

[SeoulChronicles]

I always wondered what it must be like to be cast just because you're fat or ugly...

[aiiightchill]

the woman is not "fat" and "ugly" but i know what you mean, i always wondered about that too...

[Ish55]

I just enjoyed the opportunity to watch Amir act some more.

[ladystewartef]

boring....not even funny

[Collinbrownie]

fuck you thats hilarious, college humor your the best :D keep up the good work

[lolusernames]

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!

[etherous]

That's just sad

[PnzrDiv666]

zomg

[SaturnProds]

that was rough!

[randomness12343211]

that was so bad..

[INFLAMES5274]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[narutokill15]

that was harsh...but still funny...

[D1LD1N]

owned

[JRDUDE2122]

i love amir's part!

[Jeffreylabbe]

hahahahahaha that was awesome when they threw the fish at the wife hahahahahahahahaha

[holyking1100]

...that was funny..and fucked up at the same time

[seethvayne]

best part was the cookie dough speech, everything else was okay. like cabeccachannel said the same joke just stretched out in a mean way.

this is so horrible that I have to actually ask myself "should I laugh at this?"

I give a little chuckle and a smile

[keybladelordus]

that cookie dough thing was hilarious... he just said i love u at the end and they all loved it! XDDDDDDD

[thecabeccachannel]

okaaay. first of all... how much did they pay that woman to make her sit there and be called fat twenty times twenty different ways? ;_;

i admit, i did like the cookie dough speech... but the rest was just stretching the same joke in a mean way.

[ChilldudeVS]

Every roast does the repition of one flaw about someone. Philip's flaw was his wife. The genius in this sketch is that the jokes aren't even jokes. I felt sorry for her but still laughed my ass off.

Maybe that's just because I'm an asshole.

[TerminusPro]

@ChilldudeVS

It's all buildup for the Amir art and than the guys speech at the end. Without the repetitive whale fat jokes the amir part would be random without anything funny to it

[whatamunter]

ROFL!

[Mooyouhooka]

Lol, wtf?

[randomLETTERSxxx]

um...ew?

[quickmythril]

what the heck that was disturbing !?!

[theresadoginmycheese]

Zomg.. My name is Philip Ellis

[Hyp3rSquirr3l]

YOUR WIFE IS A FUKING JOKE!!

[hippyboy98]

This reminds me of norbit

[mandr0n]

thats awful... i love it :D

[windmonkey95]

omg that owns

[DaKrunkNinja]

i want a divorce honey :D

[JarretJarrey]

"ur wifes a joke" LOL

[Artoonie]

hahahaha OWNED.

i dont feel bad because she wasn't that fat and attractive for her age.

[PunkAssedKid]

College humor has the funniest videos on youtube, no contest, but i have to say, i didnt find this one that funny.  It went from mildly amusing to over the top. I wasnt offended, i merely think that the college humor guys could do better,

[yanks269208]

but that is what it was... college humor

dude gets drunk cause the party hes at is filled with fat and ugly chicks.... bones one of them... and is forced to marry them

[Skysthelimit369]

i feel bad for the lady who plays the wife

[teawead]

lol, that's painful. I could see tears on that lady's face.

[PowerOfNight88]

I can't believe I'm doing this but...

1. They are roasting the CEO of their company, who is retiring. If you don't get that, then you probably can't even read this.

2. Normally, the roasters poke fun at each other and the person being roasted.

3. In this video, the roasters make increasingly graphic and hateful remarks about his fat wife instead, ignoring him completely, which is not what you would normally expect.

Jesus, these must be the kind of people who find Andy Milonakas funny.

[umjim]

he is

[15thCrypt]

he's only REALLY annoying

like his 1st 2episodes of his show was funny to me then he quickly began to piss me off

...a person can only take so much

[15thCrypt]

college humor never does what you expect

[levicorpus89]

Not funny at all.

[kjvrm]

hen why watch it?

[levicorpus89]

Because I had high hopes for it, I didn't realise how unfunny it was going to be.

It was just stupid, there was no joke.

[JDog666777]

maybe because you yourself are fat

[levicorpus89]

No, I'm not.

Besides, I don't see how weight dictates sense of humour.

[JDog666777]

because you HAVE no sense of humour

[Twitchmonkey]

Haha, that was the most horrible thing I've ever seen. Excellent work.

[poahnfiap]

i dont get it...

[robyniscool99]

That was fucking hilarious!

[claras0718]

I don't really get the point...

[oocotter]

lmao

[Hontaiyo]

This was awesome, Anyone who voted negatively to this needs to loosen up.

[Supperman42]

That... That's just horrible.

5/5

[SaitanMar]

so so funny!

[TVnater]

how come the people who give good things, and say funny things insulting to fat asses, get thumbed down.

you guys who are pressing the thumbs down button are such pussies.

[Gaara1135]

lol

[FromBrazilWithLove]

We're all gonna be so sad that your leaving...and your wife is enormous.

[strawberryXswirl]

you guys can do so much better than this

[Pabosangel]

I love your guy's work a lot, but this is just too over the top...

[divernika2]

hey hey being fat is wrong....so fat guys go to gym or everybody will think of you that way

[asm607]

Hilarious. Everybody who gets offended by this is probably a fat piece of shit.

[PitBullSerbian]

What do you got?Trojans?

[muffin1102]

How can somebody even go about doing things like this? Its vicious and immoral. Disrespecting something that ought to be treated with dignity and respect is not funny. I would think that people would be able to be mature enough to honor the tradition of roasting, instead of tarnishing its name with the same, repetitive jokes.

(P.S: JUST KIDDING!!! DON'T GO PSYCHO! TheOnion has the monopoly on these sorts of parodies, which makes this vid WEAK.)

[rukhsta]

uuhh... since when does the Onion have a monopoly on parodies? If anything, CH does more of these types of vids than the Onion.

[indiegabe]

... That was too much. I found it quite offensive since this is exactly the kind of thing that makes ignorant jerks think bullying is ok.

[xt0mmyx]

its only acting dude...

[indiegabe]

Bullies don't care.

[15thCrypt]

basically all jokes are harmful or offensive through someone's eyes so thats not really a valid reason

fat jokes

racial jokes

sexual jokes

jokes about yourself

any kind, jokes are by nature to poke fun at something

some people are way too sensitive now

on a final note: jerks dont think bullying ok because of this, they think its ok cuz...they're jerks, someone is a bit different they make fun of them

[MagicalMagdalene]

Yea I didn't get it but I thought that tht lady was sooo ugly. I really wanted to kick her.

[cynthiasoka]

harsh

[wtfisthisshyt]

wow

[hellakooler]

what the fuck are those fishes?

[Ortilochus]

so awesome. very funny

[Aeonan]

I rofled the moment I saw amir's face.

[denn3den]

lol i luv u dad

[pimpinnevaslipin]

damn that's getting " OWNED ". . 10x

[Skooz88]

poor wife LOl

[devilstarfish]

Just like the real comedy roasts nowadays, about a dozen comics making fun of the same thing over and over again. Even if that thing isn't the person there meant to be roasting.

[dustbunnieboo]

lame

[caesarsanchez123]

hahahhaahahaahhaha omg THAT IS FUNNY hahaha i dont know why people commented it wasn't hahaha

[TerentiaWillsomethin]

ahahahaha cookie dough

[BLaiaiprincess]

ummmm

oookay

[crazybilby]

I really must say that this isnt really that funny...

... except the end i smiled at that :P

[HaveFun234]

xD fcking harsh :p

[adampaulda]

Idk how this got 4 stars, it is definitely a 5 star.

[paintballcraka]

jesus when amir said his i was crying with laughter

[Halonkata]

disgusting

[Nicsho]

My faveorite part is when Amir comes out & says the thing about cookie dough logs. Genius. I love this channel...

[theref911]

wow that reminds me of my ex wife,WHAT A FAT WHORE!!!!!!

[Nicsho]

...heh, didn't see that as the first comment here... well, hope she wasn't a chef!... I don't know why either..

[ipod4]

wow that was wow

[masterjon3]

ouch, damn that must heart

[nick43068]

holy fuck.

lol

[thegalaxyguardian]

That's horrible!

But yet hilarious!

[noir41]

DAYUUMM!!! ;)

[TheCuneiformGnome]

teehee .... fat people!

[MasterofthePenor]

who gives a shit if this is may hurt someone feelings, you chose to watch it, trixyrose101, and anyone can just click the exit button or back. it is meant to be a joke. chill out, smoke some dope and don't give a shit bout this video.

[zachbeacham]

nobody cares if you're disappointed, i bet you're fat too, trixyrose101

[xam1232]

SO FUNNY!!!

[dboutet]

lolololol loved it! the rest of you need a sense of humor

[crush7king]

"And a tuna.  In that order"!!!

[Tripp393]

this is actually a VERY well done fat joke, as it presents how obnoxious the guys are instead of how fat the woman is

....GENIUS!

[TrixyRose101]

Aww thats mean..wow i can imagin how many ppl are gunna do something stuiped now that they watched this.. i swear you guys might have crossed a line somewhere cause i bet some people who might be over weight might just do something now, Good job college humor you crossed another line im very dissapointed

[ssbbmaster]

suck a dick pussy. im slighty overweight and fuckin hilaious

[Ploppedy]

lulz u a crazy bitch

[TrixyRose101]

oh and what are you going to do about it?

[Ploppedy]

im going to spit on your desk and read your emails you fuzzy little man peach son of a bitch kat!!!

[TrixyRose101]

Ya like i believe that, Big words commin from a small brain

[saberd1]

lol you spelt coming wrong lmao

[TrixyRose101]

hurray for me, why don't you just leave me alone, and go start crap somewhere else?

[Ploppedy]

Yeah, harsh insults coming from a sick son of a bitch fuck

[TrixyRose101]

Yes and im sick how? cause i put in a comment on how i felt about this clip. Exsues me for using my freedom of speech. And please once again im not here to start shit because i know how much it pisses others off. Now Stop harassing me and leave me alone.

[Ploppedy]

im going to bel air bitch!

[Meadras]

Might do something stupid like marry a woman they don't like and stay with her for 30 years as a bet?

[ArthurLovat]

That's just cruel and not really funny to watch. Not the kind of humor I like

[MrsMalfoy13]

that's fucked up, all about his wife. THE LARGEST WOMAN IN TOWN.

[MeloDeath31]

LOL! she's not even THAT fat. great video.

[Jernespand]

lolol wtf that was insane!

[Matle666]

Lol funny, but I've always wondered how you get the fat ladies to show up in your videos to be made fun of? Don't they get offended?

[coffinyursize]

me 2. that has to be sucky to be remembered as the fat chick in a college humor video

[Kiribayashi]

what are you guys talking about? making fun of fatties is always funny

[freefonefriday]

lol awesome vid!!!!!!! *****

[rafaplaysguitar]

nice!

[inkathebadger]

by the second roaster I was like, ok I see where this is going, it was maybe mildly funny the first time but now that's just mean. I skipped through finding the same jokes and not any funnier. Sorry guys this one crashed and burned.

[ianzimmerman]

that poor woman

[garymcmanus2]

she is fat, thats the joke in a nut shell, not really funny save urself 3mins 49secs and dont bother. Or get the same effect in 10secs by opening the window and shouting ur fat, u fat, u one big lady, u fat, FAT, at some obese mess that is passing by.

[ajjaxd]

lol, I didn't get it for a bit, then I realised it was his wife next to him, great

ROCK ON CH!