Machete Trailer (2010)

[BeAsTMoDE247crz]

In call of the dead

[Apocolyptius]

How many Spy Kids actors are in this movie (at least two).

It's funny because Robert Rodriguez's character in Spy Kids was named "Machete".

[yousawthis]

machete in 3D yes.

[pveg65]

Danny Trejo is the Man !

[BLOODtursty]

man this is sooooo funnnnnneeeehhhhhhhhhhh xD

[sittard2010]

That dude sniping machete is quickscoping

[blackswanguy]

Jan Brewer has fucked with the wrong mexican!

[MrDime25]

how cheap...machete still rules!!

[ZombieKiller190697]

danny trejo is the mexican chuck norris

[asdrubale191]

... and he kills the bad guys!!!

hahhaa, genius!

[303shotgun]

No you just fucked with the New Zealander.

[TheBearJew76]

Robert Rodriguez makes good grind house shit but this is pretty effin ridiculous

[Tailgunner82]

geiler scheiß

[SwampDaddy7]

VIVA MACHETE!!

[gravygwundud]

I'd give this trailer a 12 for some strong violence and swearing. ps I know it has 2 "Fucks" in it but it still deserevs a 12!

[nightcrusher90]

what the shit.....

[IanasAnd]

1:05 I had a BONER

[gravygwundud]

@IanasAnd Yeah, she is pretty hot!

[moonbeamchaos]

first it was sexploitation,then it was blaxploitation, now it's MEXPLOITATION!

[303shotgun]

Why do so many hot chicks want to root a guy so fucking ugly.

[Daclunator]

@303shotgun because he looks better than you.

[303shotgun]

@Daclunator How the fuck would you know? You dont even who I am or what I look like. You could pass me in the street and not even know its me so stop talking out of your arse.

[lnwolf74]

Danny Trejo remind me of a mexican version of " dog the bounty hunter". This movie was alright. I would not say the best movie ever. lol

[chapulincito2]

I wonder if Danny Trejo is Jason Meyer from Friday the 13th.

[SUICIDEJACK]

jajajajajaja la mamada!!!!!

[s4njosesh4rk]

Arizona has to watch out for this guy or they are screwed:D

[purpuraNova]

@Joncingular in english : Machete don´t text

[purpuraNova]

@Joncingular on german : MACHETE schreibt keine SMS

[Lilozito]

whats the new of the DAMN SONG SOMEBODY!! the second one

[catoal93]

LOL LO LOL LOL !!!!! WTF IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?

[acapulkomx]

I'd bang the chicks on this movie! But this is the worst movie I've seen since desperado, this is not helping our cause! Did you see the paleteei running at the end of a scene? It's just a big mockery!

[NikLagua]

ok what's the next movie? Katana??? they just fucked wrong asian!!!

[backstabber97]

@NikLagua LOLOL

[OCIRELCNU]

@NikLagua i use to rape as katana

[OCIRELCNU]

@NikLagua or kitana

[atomichead777]

it officially became one of my favorite movies ever

[Goldarck]

HERE SHE IS NEAKED!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=w_CBk3HfKt­A

[zoombie13]

think two people fucked with the wrong mexican!

[gamatoszaras]

THIS IS SO CULT!

[OLDYOUTH]

@rigomrtsfx and hot females ;) this coming from a black man

[dealmaker007]

Watch out Arizona lol

[cukjc3000]

it looks deliciously cheesy.

[DeeTheory]

Seems like a such shitty trailer for such a kick ass movie.

[jerhinus]

The movie was AWESOME yet the sequence that impressioned me the most was the part in which the priest started gunning down the intruders...

In my mind were 2 words..

SAINT SHOTGUN!

or

Padre Boom Boom

[diva1chick]

O_o



[diva1chick]

-_-zzzzzzz....oh oh...its over?!

[jamesdc60]

Its about time he got his own big movie! The guy is as popular as anyone, but always gets the bit parts.  And he's bad ass! Now when does Michelle Rodriguez get hers! Sorry, but Girl Fight doesn't count in my book. It just wasn't big enough for her.

[DollaBiIIz]

mexicans pwn white trash

[28thMaoriBattalion]

Lindsay Lohan is a mutt. Thick as pig shit too

[GeorgeDeadson]

@rigomrtsfx yes, you guys are the shit.

[1011saint]

they fuck with him they fuck with the best

[OLDYOUTH]

@1011saint this is another reason why I think mexican women are hot

[GokuvsLuffy1]

I though Lindsay Lohan died. What's going on?

[danybellefeuille]

Whats the name of the song in this trailer?!

[F14ace]

Oh look. A movie that encourages interracial violence and glorifies illegal aliens. Whoopty-fucking-doo.

[MYAMERICANPSYCHO]

WTF is Lindsay Lohan doing in this film? I was about to go see the movie but than I saw this trailer and change my mind. I will not be seeing this film.

[GeorgeDeadson]

@MYAMERICANPSYCHO I know that lindsay lohan being in the movie makes it seem like a horrible movie. But she doesn't have even 3 minutes of screen time. And this made up for every shitty movie I saw this year. Danny Trejo cutting people the fuck up well makes up for her being in the film so go see it.

[OLDYOUTH]

@MYAMERICANPSYCHO I will see it but I think its just one scene THANK GOD! SHE IS JUST LIKE A CHUNK OF FAT ON A GOOD STEAK MICHELLE IS KICKASS THOUGH WONDER WOULD IT BE LIKE HAVING A GIRL LIKE THAT

[MYAMERICANPSYCHO]

@OLDYOUTH Lindsay Lohan isn't just a chunk of fat on a good steak. She is the spit, piss, and vomit placed on a good stake as a practical joke.

[Borgemichaels]

Why is it "introducing" Don Johnson?

Its not his first film.

[1serb1aco1]

Why don't we all just applaud the action scenes.. It took hella a long time yet we cry like babies about the message of the movie..

[EyeLuvGamez]

no f'ing way would i support this movie. these people are crossing the border and terrorizing LA!

[achalaymatt]

@EyeLuvGamez n they r goin 2 fuck your ass up

[EyeLuvGamez]

no f'ing way would i support this movie. these people are crossing the boeder and terrorizing LA!

[headphonetrauma]

I'm a cheap bastard. I rarely to go the theater to watch a movie because it's too expensive. But this movie deserves the support. I went to see it, paid good money, then stayed the rest of the day to watch two other movies for free--then Machete again at midnight. The moral is: support this movie.

[tubaSHANK]

Movie didn't do shit at the Box Office only $11mill even though it was Labor Day weekend ouch!!! the money it made didn't even pay for lunch for the cast. Mexico sucks dirty lame and boring shit food women and beer! why go there?

[MRKABRON666]

@tubaSHANK YOU are just a jealous fuck white chiken shit mother fucker

[aafdedgvsd]

ROOTS... AMERICAN HISTORY X.. " MACHETE" 

[CristobalTL]

You just dont see it, illigal immigrants saved this economy in the 80's, and they'll do it again; so don't complain about shit.

[JerkinFoolz]

I swear i saw like a preview for this a long ass time ago in like a Quinton Terintion movie i think it was Death Proof

[PoFFizdaMan]

@JerkinFoolz

of course you did, it started out as just a spoof trailer made to go in between the two Grindhouse films, now they made a full length movie based on it... go see it, it's gonna be F**kin AWESOME!!! ;)

[ellenkgold]

This Kormexican saw it and loved it.. Parody comedy action .. I can feel that this will be the next year's Comic Cons and Halloween's Biggest Hit for the Dress up. I AM DEFINITELY DRESSING AS THE "SHE" this year.. no doubt.. You have to see it.. Rounchi, Sexy, Comical, Paradoxical, Spunky, Sleezy, and Pushes the Uncomfortable Edge about Border Patrol VS. Illegal Immigration Situations in U.S. But you know what.. This Country still based on freedom and justice. Whatever that is left of it..

[rodzilla255]

Arizona is evil and the white people are the bad guys. Lock up the Border patrol agents and free the drugs dealers huh, thanks the feds for that. Somehow I don't see this is a good movie. Anyway, you don't have to see it to know what's going to happen. The illegal immigrants do a bunch of dope and kill white people. Just like in real life.

[stucknad]

No one is flooding Japan with Non-Japanese and encouraging everyone to "mix".

No one is flooding Africa with Non-Africans and encouraging everyone to "mix".

Only citizens of White/European Countries like the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and most countries in Europe are having uncontrolled immigration forced on them.

This "assimilation" or blending is nothing more than an attempt to wipe out the White race. It’s genocide.

They aren't anti-racists, they're anti-White

[headphonetrauma]

@stucknad You're right. White people haven't benefited at all from immigrants. There's just that whole pesky slavery thing and low-waged jobs immigrants do that nobody else would do. That's nothing. Just billions of dollars, that's all.

[dexterme]

thumbs up if u think giving thumbs up over a youtube video is RETATRDED!!!

[14kowalsky]

Huh? Steven Seagal in swordfight...who won?

[tabronorm7]

This movie looks like shit. The message they are conveying here is awful. Illegal aliens being the "good guys". Shit man, they're called illegal aliens because they are breaking a fucking law of another country. People are so fucking ignorant to not become a citizen the right way. Mexico isn't even willing to let American's get away with less than half the shit America lets Mexico do in and to our country!

[44scotch]

Really, that has to be better than Amadeus or The French Lieutenant's Woman. Hell, better than No Country For Old Men. Machete will take best of everything and of course the Oscar. realllly.

[44scotch]

This has "Oscar" written all over it!

[SmartAlec994]

SPY KIDS SPIN OFF?!?!?! LOL WUT

[josephgmen]

AAAGH STEVEN SEAGAL FUCK THE ALL MOVIE HE JUST FUCK EVERYTHING

[gortaithe]

cool looking movie and all but using a hack and slash political platform to kill 'the white man' is kinda of a turn off. sorry. i'm all for coming into america to escape a bad situation, but if everyone who is unhappy in mexico came to america we might as well take american boarders all the way to freakin cuba and beyond. hmm... mexican government will fall, having no one to govern. that might work acutally... hmm...

[Nosensefornonsense]

this is probably the best movie ever made in the universe. aliens will probably come to earth just to watch it.

[xcailbax]

this movie is racist

[gravygwundud]

@Nosensefornonsense Dear gods, I hope you're joking!

[HeavyMetal223]

looks cool...but I don't like the whole pro illegal immigration thing.

[sukebestudios]

@HeavyMetal223 Yeah. We don't want those damn illegal Mexicans to make their ways to San Jose, Los Angelas, and San Diego, and rename those cities in Spanish. THE HORROR!

[GriffithAMPS]

@HeavyMetal223 hey, that's exploration. you take a hot political or social issue, tenderize it with a sledge hammer, run it through a meat grinder, add some hot actresses, cartoon like violence, and an anti-hero, and WHAM! you got exploration.

[DaMadhaTTeR424]

good shit,cant watch.im a bullet proof fan.

[griffin77725]

Is this a joke .. looks lame :S

[DaMadhaTTeR424]

@griffin77725 lmao naah dude hes workin on this to be a movie.have u seen death proof? the trailer for that is very very small it didnt show any of this major actors in it.

[liyamamamia]

@DaMadhaTTeR424 so is this going to be like an actual movie?

[DaMadhaTTeR424]

@liyamamamia I beleive soo dude.cuz if u ever see death proof .they have a trailer about Machette,but it only showed him and the priest.

This has bigger & more stars into.

Ill google moe about it.Im sure something will pop up.

[delvillarjoel713]

They fucked with the wrong mexican!!!

Thumbs up if you agree

[DaMadhaTTeR424]

@delvillarjoel713 lmao i died when i heard him say it.

[fytyreguri]

@delvillarjoel713

hi dude

do u know where cani see the full movie or download it ?

if u know, id be grateful if u'd give me the link?

bye and srry x my english

[delvillarjoel713]

@fytyreguri This movies hasn't came out yet, you can go watch it at the movie theater when it comes out.. It comes out on September 3

[nubbubnub]

oh no the best looking worst actress jessica alba, hope she wont get much screentime, she sucks at acting very hard

[Criner05]

don johnson looks like such a bad ass

[darkmindmelbourne]

be interesting to see if its any good ill definely be going to see it but im not holding my breath especially after seeing roberts planet terror and recent predators movie.

[pumagirl97]

Michelle Rodriguez - thats will Be a hot Movie!! I love ya

[vballguy84]

This movie is gonna be hot! Been waiting on if 4 a while...love u Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba..FOR REAL Lindsay, stay strong in there and come out sober and grateful.. i hope nothing but the best for you

[UnoriginalName]

I just remembered that Lindsay Lohan is actually hot. Maybe it's the nun outfit.

[82guerrero]

MACHETE (3:16 said dont FUCK with the Wrong MEXICAN !!)

[UnknownGenius01]

lol the guy from Predators.

[Ericisgoodenough]

@UnknownGenius01 Yea it's also the same producer of Predators.

[oRac00125]

nice soundtrack

[biggstheprophet]

sick

[SirMicDre]

messican'ts fighting the white man!!! I'm in!

[Ericisgoodenough]

@SirMicDre Some Mexican's are white. Spain is a white race country. The Italain Robert Deniro should be fighting on the Mexican side. Italians and Mexicans get along, because in Europe Spanish and Italian get along.

[Metalhead641]

@Ericisgoodenough I Agree

And Also Im 40% Mexican And 60% White

But I Look Mexican So Im More Proud Of That Side

[DaMadhaTTeR424]

@SirMicDre its about time!lol jk

[mariohds86]

finally a movie where the americans aren't the center of the universe ,the heroes and the last ones standing.

[82guerrero]

@mariohds86 i know right about time and also

MACHETE (3:16 said dont FUCK with the Wrong MEXICAN !!)

[AlaskanYeti]

whether this movie sucks or not, its good to see Danny Trejo in a lead role, he's been in small roles for so long. He's earned it.

[angelhands92]

@TheGreyBaron so who do find to be a great actress? siempre con la negatividad.. solo por k vos no la encuentras k es bien doesn't mean we all have to agree.. what's so not great about her? n this movie I don't think is Roberts greatest make.. I think it's missing something.

[jpablo68]

HOLY SHIT, they fucking did it, and i thought it was all a hoax

[akatatoo]

THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WROOOONG MEXICAN!

[POLITICALPARADOX]

Still think Padre/Marin shoulda said"God has mercy, I have a gun" or in his case two loaded shotguns

[moparman2500]

THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN

this move looks almost too bad ass for words

[turbocheese]

Segal looks bad ass!

[VegaEtereo]

sweet!

[GrotesqueKevin]

I'm really excited about this movie,

but I hope it doesn't turn out to be some

movie sending some kind of social message about illegal immigration.

I want this to be a badass action movie, not some movie turned liberal political rally trying to convey a opinion or message.

[chingondechingones92]

@GrotesqueKevin true... theres enough preachy movies out there.

[Monkeychumpey]

This movie is going to kick arse!!!!!!!!!!! About time DeNiro acted in a good movie for the first time in ages too.

[mwong666]

I think Michelle Rodriguez is a great actor, but bringing Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba might be the death of this movie

[TheGreyBaron]

@mwong666

You think Michelle Rodriguez is a great actor? Jesus..You sir, are an idiot.

[mwong666]

@TheGreyBaron

alright I take that back, but if you get a choice between her or Alba I would so totally choose her.

[XyVex13]

Didnt realize that was GODDAMN LAPIDUS!

[skipjack02]

this is gonna be the best movie since planet terror

[cuteboyishlips]

I checked imdb.com and this movie will be released in the US and Canada on September 3rd, 2010. I'm COUNTING the days!

[Simmonsized]

I can not wait for this movie!

[3DdYdoob]

OMG finally!