Shit Murderers Say

[21ricky666]

had me laughing hard, haha :D

[xoticLezPride]

The post offfice is hiring!.. I'm applying tomorrow. LOL, so Owen Wilson-esque!

[pahdy93]

1:54 someone tried to murder that guy that owns that blue car in the back round

[sfscott1]

"put your seat belt on...like it matters" hahaha

[ratmanrussell]

WHERE'S MY CLOWN SUIT!?

[williamsjakob]

Dear god, I can't stop the laughter.

[cynthialoveee]

Brand new wife in 6 more months

I keep singing this to random people!

[Yota22rte]

I had to go through 8 pages of Shit-say videos before a good one showed up. well done.

[BeautifullyBroken05]

Honey stay upstairs a sec, Kay baybay!

Hahaha :)

[Jordynhoffman]

This is why you're my favorite comedian.

[MrKeyrock11]

Wait......are you saying its weird to take your garbage for a walk??

[MrKeyrock11]

(sigh of relief)......real comedy :)

[Atuchy]

So funny.

[kzoomaas17]

You know, Bill's really cool, but he's a little too, you know, alivey

[shadoehaze]

Well, I really thought this was going to be funny. I mean, most of the stuff Kyle does is really funny and I thought this would be just like the other stuff. I absolutely wanted this to be funny and I really thought it was going to be. And... I was right. It was very funny.

[thekeithchannel]

Are you gonna eat that? *points to arm*

[mikeysrose]

Less than three months until Kyle in Buffalo!!!

*bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bouncebouncebouncebouncebounce­bounce*

[BraksnenProductions]

@ 1:02, best skit

[Loyal2Liberty]

I'm pretty sure you have to plant your dead wife for a new one to grow in six months...

[N64allday]

kyle cease is easily one of the top ten funniest people on earth. His comedy is so orginal

[JenSeamanMiller]

Putting your seat belt on, like it matters. LOL!!! =)

[ElveTaz]

I A'M OJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuzzjunky]

OJLOL

[jmannunez]

lol this is funny XD

[scarletmisfit]

Brand new wife in six more months~

[asheyishere]

Lol

[BBOYDRAW2]

...but otherwise...

this is goooooooooooooood.

[BBOYDRAW2]

you shoulda got the OJ one when he's on the golf course calling out to the media...

"...got away with it..."

[ElitistSponge]

@BBOYDRAW2 I liked the more subtle approach, actually.

[steps4success]

ROFL XD XD

[TheHomelessNinja]

I love me some OJ

[eddiewardoorozco]

You're really funny Kyle, keep making the world laugh.

[rugratnat14]

Hahaha love this.

[GrayStudios]

Brilliant.

[kylecease]

@supersingerevan wrong.

[supersingerevan]

@kylecease Donald Rumsfeld. Right. It's been a while since that regime...

[placebomessiah]

@kylecease hahahahaha

[dooivid]

@kylecease nothing to do with this video but he was thinking about the ridiculous name while watching this video and had to let it out. in typed form.

[killabean]

@supersingerevan Donald Rumsfeld

[ElitistSponge]

@supersingerevan Huh... Just start pretending you're not from the United States. Should ease the embarrassment.

[supersingerevan]

@ElitistSponge These are the kinds of responses people make when they don't bother to see if I later replied to Kyle Cease, correcting myself.

[ElitistSponge]

@supersingerevan True, true. I'm pretty lazy.

[garrethdavis]

@supersingerevan You mean Donald Rumsfeld. Well done.

[supersingerevan]

@garrethdavis Yep, and I corrected myself later saying so.

[KyleJPie10]

LMFAO at the OJ clip

[NatalieSkye333]

Saw you live at fsu!! This was hilarious, great job

[grandmoffpuppeteer22]

OJ SIMPSON!!!

[Hucklebubba]

The lady in the car has to bear some responsibility; she was carrying murderer-attracting baguettes.

[Guyzo997]

lol OJ Simpson

[Nootson08]

LOL at the OJ clip hahahaha

[22progre77]

I work for the government hahaha

[JMgymnast22]

brand new wife in six new monthsssss

[ajbee22]

he's a little too, ya know, alivey

[shelberoosky]

did anybody call the police or question u when u were making this? lol

[kattastrophik]

@shelberoosky

no

[Sylar482]

LOL

[DerekVeasna]

HAHA

[ihavechappedlips]

I work for the postal service...

[Snuggleumpakis]

Just the title made me like this vid

[AlisonVirginia]

Love him! :)

[MarcoNL17]

awesome!



[srhje]

this was kinda funny..

[srhje]

takin m'garbage for a walk.

[srhje]

feelin kinda stabby. he's too alivey.

[L7redbatgirl]

aaaand clicking the "replay" button....now

"feeling a little....stabby"

xD

[TwentyThirdEye]

"I work for the government"

Political commentary at it's octopus.

[srhje]

love kyle cease..

[chibigrunt]

Lmao- "putting your seat belt on, huh? Like it matters?"

[dredre900]

just taking my garbage for a walk!

[gotricesnitch]

Evidence free agaain

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA very nice

[itchcitizen2]

"so the people you don't like..you keep them alive !?" LoL

[TheDreadedlife]

Kay Bay Bay?!!!

[coreyt008]

Excellent! But I'm yearning for another Snack and a Sketch.