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  • @InsideMyOpinion shut up, he wasn't apologizing to you

  • Applaud for cheating on his wife?

  • ok, he's not funny, he apoligizes for a sex scandal, and he has no penis... how much do they pay this guy??

  • @brittneysmmrs 28 million dollars a year

  • @brittneysmmrs gullible slut.

  • Since when does a celebrity need to apologize to the public? How have their lives affected us?

  • @furtheststar He's not apologizing to us he's apologizing to his co-workers.

  • WHAT A SLEEZE.

  • i dnt get why hes laughing about cheating on his wife :-s

  • dam he's smooth

  • ooooh name calling.How old are we? you have some serious anger problems...can i recomend anger management to you free of charge? I don't watch him, i don't care what he does with his life.He's got to look at that face everyday,he's a better man than me cause i would get plastic surgery quickly

  • drew barrymore....is a child julia roberts is a goofball

  • @devilfan1965 You're also a freak. Btw, his personal life is none of your business. If you hate him so much, change the channel.  Dave's a thousand times the man Jay Leno is.

  • so what....i have a crush on sarah palin....i'm not stalking her.

  • youy would know about being a dipshit

  • who cares...he's a powerful celebrity....and you make choices.Chose right get rewards chose wrong reprocusions....should not get married if your still lusting.

  • He's just sorry he got caught

  • @rudemood2011 He didn't get caught. He was blackmailed for two million dollars by the boyfriend of the woman he slept with. He could have easily paid it (2 mil is chump change to him), but instead he did the honorable thing by coming forward.

  • @mjbab73 I agree. Just want to point out that he slept with many other female employees other than that woman.

  • On yes! He is such an honorable man... he came clean when under direct threat and had no other options. Yes, a courageous man of honour indeed! Bravo Mr.Letterman! Bravo!!!

  • To have sex with an employee isn't much of a stretch-Sort of like a Donald Trump being a success with help from Daddy's money!!!-krw

  • WHAT A LOWLIFE. As he tells us how wrong OTHERS are who act like this he is boinking his staff. Nice! Hows Regina you lowlife? Your son proud of it? I am sure when he gets older he will be proud of you - Ahole..

  • @mgallant01 You're a dipshit!

  • @mjbab73 Dave is a lowlife- ask his wife!

  • @mgallant01 So you know Regina Letterman?

  • OHHH DANG! LETTERMANSS A PLAYYAAA! thumbs up letterman, thumbs up.

  • Anybody who would sleep with david letterman is either doing it to get a promotion on the show or publicity....eeeew who would want to wake up to that face.....its like waking up next to joan rivers....yucko

  • @devilfan1965 Yet Drew Barrymore and Julia Roberts have both admitted to having mad crushes on him...Hmm

  • all they show for viewers is girls in sexy outfits....if they are not showing it they're talking about iy.There is no spiritual show to be found....it truely is the devils workshop.Here's another one...Tit Vision ...lets get a close up ralph...some one might start drooling.

  • who'd wanna see his ugly decrepid body naked....a drunk woman maybe....god thats frightful.

  • @InsideMyOpinion you actually believe this guy? come on he cares about one thing....ratings.

  • he's a tv whore...thats what tv stands for...tits vagina....they are always showing breasts and talking about sex. That might be entertainment for perverts,but not me.These guys are never sorry because they have no moral ethnics or feelings...phonies and daplorable people....my skin crawls

  • @devilfan1965 I'm sorry I just found your comment to be hilarious. TV stands for tits vagina. ROTFLMAO. I'm gonna start saying this. It's like...r u serious?!? I get what ur saying, but hell of a way to say it!

  • @devilfan1965 You're an extreme dipshit.

  • Guys, he's happily married now... It's none of our business what he did when he was single, but it is a little fucked up to start looking into people's personally life when they have a permanently coupled life. Just drop the subject.

  • he's still a pervert....i wouldn't trust him ladies...he's seeedy

  • @devilfan1965 Yeah Ive always found Dave to be a real letch I mean was this really much of a revelation, he slept with women off the show? Wow like I never saw that coming, and as for saying he was unaware it was going to cause upset wtf? What else was it going to cause airing your dirty laundry on national television while an audience ffs sit there laughing. How is that going to help anyone? And he did this out of fear lets not forget, nothing to do with owning up of his own accord

  • @sajlovesam - not a public one, that's for sure...

  • you mean.... men who are rich and successful want to use that to have sex with as many women as possible? what a shocker!! :o

    haha fucking hypocrites i bet 90% of you would do the same shit if you had his fame and money

  • @g00dm00sic No, I wouldn't. Never had to. Unlike Dave, I could get women without money, and without preying on them at work. He's just not man enough to do the same.

    You're ignoring that he violated many civil-rights and sexual-harassment laws. The man is going to burn in hell in the afterlife for what he has done here. He's nothing but a sick sexual predator.

  • @BettorOffSingle haha where do you pick up girls? church of intolerance? i feel sorry for any girls who'd go home with some random retard preaching about burning in hell. if you can't understand that guys want sex, you obviously need to come out of the closet. i don't mind gays, but i do mind gay people who try to mask it with 'manliness' and religion. he made a mistake, he's not going to hell. besides dave could pick up girls anywhere, in or outside of his work. the girls probs liked it anyways

  • @g00dm00sic how cute you hide your homosexuality by projecting it onto other guys. I mean you'd shit your pants before you'd talk like that to my face, but still YOU are the ones who brought that up. If you want to defend office predators, and civil-rights violators, that says all one needs to know about you. I want sex with women just like Letterman, but don't need to do what he did. Your "they wanted it anyway" remark is something a rapist would say.

    You're all mouth, no man.

  • @BettorOffSingle naw rape is without consent. dave had perfect consent and they all knew damn well dave couldn't fire them for saying no or he could've been sued for millions. haha well aren't you the tough guy. i don't dare say that to your face? if you feel like trash talking don't do it online.

    you continue to gloat about how you get girls and how tough you are, classic arrogant lil youtube troll. what else could i expect from a religious freak? you people are ruining christianity.

  • @BettorOffSingle shutup loser, nobody cares about an internet tough guy.

  • He is the man. and having sex is a natural part of being a man. whoever can't take it and the honesty he is showing can go and fuck himself. well, he could have been more honest but its his dick and having sex is a biologic need and has never meant anything else. He is the man and actually now I have even more respect for him.

  • This is the most hilarious thing this man has ever said and I commend him on his crappy comedic act.

  • Only in America would this be a serious news story. Only in America are these professional moralists and their holier-than-thou bullshit taken seriously.

    Only in America would the puritans of the culture push Gingrich as a viable Presidential candidate, while taking a firm stance on the morality of a talk show host.

    Only in America.

  • I'm sure you're perfect and have never made a mistake in your life. We all have. People either apologise and learn, or to let the mistake take over their life. What Dave did with this apology was a lot more public than you or I would have to do.

  • so what is he apologizin for

  • Letterman is awesome and honest. 

  • I don't understand why people think he owed anyone but his wife an explanation. Through the TV, people invite personalities into their homes and this false sense of familiarity begins. The "I can't believe he did that" or "that doesn't sound like something he'd do" mentality is preposterous.

    If it was me, and I had to tell the mailman, cashier at target, a waiter, dry cleaner, florist...everyone I came in contact with, and it didn't concern them...man...that would be almost impossible.

  • @b017ni3 he didn't even owe his wife an explanation.

  • he apologizes when he got busted.....

  • I feel badly for David - they take a few words his says and blow them way out of proportion and cause him and his staff all kinds of problems. People are so stupid.

  • Do you people really take it as a redemption? You think that after this apology he started a totally honest life?I'm sure people from CBS knew about it and ignored it as long as the secret was safe. But one day they'd decided that it would be nice of dave to put on a sad face and act like he's sincere and regretful and tell people he's sorry.And that does not have anything to do with repentance .And seriously if your argument is 'he's only human' then you have no idea what humanity is about.

  • could you tell me why does he always mention Sarah Pallin?

  • jesus people behave like hes not human O_o'

  • You know, shit happens...

  • So much of this stuff gets exposed with people in showbiz, I'm starting to think that all celebrity marriages are sham marriages and everyone is having orgies all the time and when the press get wind of it they pretend that their wife is hurt by it.

  • He's an IDIOT!!

  • I don't see any real apologies here.. just a bunch of crap masked in humor. I used to like David but now have no respect for him. Only thing I have to say is there is a payday, someday. This clown will stand before God, sooner than later and hopefully he will get things right before he does.

  • @SirtubalotTX - Humor is used by millions of people to expres themselves. Dave is an entertainer and comedian so naturally he uses humor to express himself. And chill - he has been with women and therefore you can't respect him? :S... Can you honestly say that you have never done anything wrong in your life? I love self-righteousness...

    I ain't saying that what he did was a smart move, but he sure as fuck isn't the only guy in showbusiness who have done it so welcome to the real world :)

  • @hvamse What you say has absolutely nothing to do withe point I made and I really don't care about David 'being' with woman, other reprobates doing 'it' in show business.. and what does what I do wrong have anything to do with David being truly apologetic? NOTHING Like I said, I'm not his judge but I hope for his sake he gets himself right. By the way, Jesus said that "He was not of this world".. Wow.. So... Welcome to the 'real' world yourself!

  • @SirtubalotTX ....... Sigh...

  • At the end of the day does any of it matter either way?

  • i did not at all care for the joking manner in which he gave his "apology"

  • @10bigpimpin01 Because he owes you an apology to your liking?

  • He is such a fuckin bullshitter and liar. It didn't oocur to him that when he, an extremely famous talk show host for soooo many years, said on air, that he had sex with a number of staff on the show, that those people would be sought out by the press for comment???? Fuck off Letterman you dry shite useless interviewing scumbag.

  • He only came clean BECAUSE he was being threatened with blackmail. Scumbag, whatever way you look at it.

  • he really found the best time to do this because jay leno was getting hella shit

  • Apologies in Spanish for those who can't understand English: Te juro que no lo volveré a hacer. I swear I'll never do it again. Perdóname. No sé en qué estaba pensando. Forgive me. I don't know what I was thinking. Créeme que fue sin querer. Believe me, I didn't mean to do it. No lo hice a propósito. I didn't do it on purpose. No quise hacerte daño. I didn't mean to hurt you. No quise ofendarte. I didn't mean to offend you. Dave is truly sorry for what he did.
  • omg hes grown old!!!!!!

  • its so funny how this thing almost got no attention at all, I just now heard about it and the thing with tiger woods (which i am in no way familiar with, but there is still no way i am gonna miss it) having affairs just got so increadibly big.

  • what'd dave do that he's apologizing for?

  • @ewgross1294 He had sex with a co-worker. Who wasn't his wife of course.

  • what a straight forward stand up dude

  • wtf??ithot dis was bout dave chapelle haha

  • TURN AN APOLOGY INTO A JOKE, PRETTY SAD, DO IT REAL OR NOT AT ALL.

  • @ashtin1958 Hey, when you're being viewed by millions and giving an apology and basically admitting you've done some terrible things, that HAS to be pretty tense and terrifying...

    You'd probably make a small joke in there, out of nervousness if nothing else.

  • took a big man to do this

  • it's funny because some people are talking about letterman, and others are talking about chappelle

  • these stupid adds suck! it says ADVERTISEMENT every where.. but theres not even an add playing not letting me watch dave apologize. I WANTED TO WATCH DAVE APOLOGIZE!

  • I respect Dave. He could have easily accepted 50 million, did season 3, but he had values. I respect that.

  • Daves still the man

  • To be honest, anybody who gives a shit about what Dave did here can STFU. It's totally ridiculous that he should even have to defend himself, on TV.

    He gets paid to make people laugh and present a show, not to be the moral guide of planet Earth. It's nobodies fucking business what he does in his private life.

    Stupid fucking scuzzy paprazzi trying to link professional to personal and have a field day as always. They're ruthless and pathetic.

  • @TheEminemBase you are correct, my friend. it's nobody's damned business what these celebrities do, it doesn't affect anyone's personal life. there should be laws allowing celebrities to punch out, run over, etc. those jerkoff paparzzi who don't get the hell out of the way.....

  • This guy makes millions on dissing people every night of his life. So he gets a head of the curve and says I'm sorry. That's human nature. It's also like a person 200 pounds over weight that pokes fun of their appearance so they beat people to the punch line. Poor Dave.

  • adultery should be illegal.

  • this was a terrible apology. He had some great moments in which he said some touching words, and then he followed it up with a joke which took away any credibility and sincerity he may have had. Im sure he is sorry for what he did, but at times in this apology it seems like he is just apologizing because he got caught. He is more sorry about getting others involved rather than for cheating.

  • @kitanai711 well , you dont watch the show for depressing apologies, hes supposed to entertain you so he may inject some humor into it everyonce in a while to keep you from changing the channel

  • @kitanai711 You are right, although I'm sure he was not comfortable apologizing and needed to sort of lighten things up by cracking jokes, too.

  • He seems so proud to apologize!

  • LOL Letterman is great!!!

  • He's a terrible man. He deserves the chair.

  • @ArmoredFelix Just like your dad!

  • @airplanegod U MAD?

  • He's a grown man who made a very bad decision. A decision that caused, i'm assuming, a great deal of pain to his wife. That said, when dave was being extorted he didn't just wait see if his secret was going to be exposed, he exposed it himself at great risk to his own reputation and credibility. We live in a society that has no tolerance for mistakes; a fact i can't stand. He came clean and he apologized, and aren't we, as mature adults, supposed to say "it's ok dave thanks for telling the truth

  • @barbedwireplayer He did a brave and mature thing admitting his guilt and apologizing in front of a national audience. If that doesn't start to make up for his indiscretions, I don't know what does.

  • @barbedwireplayer No. he was not being extorted. The book was worth what the guy was asking; he was just giving dave right of first refusal. Dave is an office predator, and cuased qualified people to be denied work, so he could feed his sex-addiction. How about we take your paychecks away for a few years so you can see what it's like to have to deal with conduct like his?

  • And thats why im gonna go to Ayia Napa and have fun with some teenage babes next year because i dont give a fuck either haha.

    Youtube it and youll find the answer why americans best partys on the planet.

    Make her feel like shes the Only Girl in the world thats the secret just like the song.

    Now u got some tips on what to do and think about take it as a life lesson ;)

  • any man who cheat a loyal devoted wife should have his penis chopped off, bobbit style!.................just sayin.

  • @Huntington1234567

    Your not the one that got cheated on so who cares everybody for themselves right? ;)

    Lets just enjoy his familys pain instead true words from a representive of todays society.

  • Excatly A big Tv-star cheated on his wife makes some jokes about it and then its all forgotten who cares :)

    Thats the society we live in hurrayy for the world.

  • @DRock7977 ... That's true, DRock. It is true for me, at least, because I have a life, and really don't give a shit who Dave is sticking his dick into. I was interested in this story, because I find it amuzing. That's it.

  • @DRock7977 yup

  • I just feel bad for his wife. I guess she found out at the same time as his viewers, over public television. :(

  • What a dirty bastard he is.

  • even if he did, and i have no idea if he did or not, neither do i care, i still like his show

  • Paul Shaffer: "He doesn't remember" - hilarious...

  • Opinion should be fought like disease.

  • David Letterman gets more pussy than Conan O'Brian, which makes me sad.

  • so he focked some bitchez - who cares lol

  • the fuck are they all clapping for?

  • lol "...pounded the staff..."

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  • WHO CARES!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! ITS BETWEEN HIM AND HIS WIFE! THATS IT! HE DOESN'T OWE US ANYTHING!!! JUST MAKE US LAUGH THATS ALL!!!

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  • it's not even his fault. it was a wizard alien casting a spell on him

  • Oh...the horrible life of a multi-multi milionaire...Dave you were great in the 80's..but you have let your personal thoughts on politics spill into your act, which in turn spilled hate onto people's minor children, and it just got tired and old.

  • @StoneCold75 I'm glad you wrote that. I'm pretty sure Dave read it.  Well done. :-)

  • Whats our future President Sarah have to do with this idiot??

  • I wouldn't say it was a terrible, TERRIBLE, thing. He made a mistake....lol

  • What apology? He doesn't apologize to his wife here, he just says, "I've got my work cut out for me."

  • No witty pun to that one .. huh dave ?

  • Letterman is a pig!

  • he seems very sincere to me here... i don't know what other people are seeing...

  • Paul Shaffer Is the only annoying person on this show.

  • What he did was terrible, but this was a classy apology.

  • Dave even if your wife dumps you, I wont ! Ill always watch your show and think well of you my dear.

  • i hate studio audiences - always clapping for no reason - shut up already ya bunch of sheeps

  • @meds613 lol @ "sheeps"

    Pluralization FAIL

  • @EricAnderson1971 you're right. sheep!

  • @meds613 they make you do that, theres mics right in front of you and they expect you to clap.

  • @meds613 CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

  • @meds613 they clap because they're TOLD to clap lol.

  • @meds613 Have you ever been to the recording of a live show? They have people signaling you to clap, and if you don't they could conceivably have you evicted from the studio.

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  • @meds613 when you go into the show you're told to be enthusiastic.

  • @endlessinfiniteskies - And you are suprised about this fact?

  • @meds613  You tell him Sheepherder!!

  • @meds613 If you've ever been to one of these shows you know you're supposed to clap, cheer, laugh, etc... Because it says so on the monitors from the ceiling. This is to create "good" TV, both live and recordings.

    But you're such a ''wolf' so you should know this already, huh?!

    Oh, and I'm from Norway and even I knew this...

    Dumbass.....

  • @diesel1279dsl It's ok, i still like Norwegians

  • @meds613 I don't like you.

  • @diesel1279dsl So you don't have television shows in Norway?

  • @vaahtobileet No, we don't, mr. fountain of all knowledge. moron.

  • @vaahtobileet Oh, and fuck you.

  • @diesel1279dsl You are an extremely negative person. I guess the lack of funny television shows tends to cause that. Are all Norwegians as rude as you? I read you are all fishermen and mountain people.

  • @vaahtobileet Man, u r stupid.

  • @diesel1279dsl Then again fishermen and mountain people don't tend to be very intelligent either. I'm surprised you even have Internet in your third world country. Are you sure your tribal chief shaman Jørgen Peder Engebretsen gave you permission to use the village computer?

  • @vaahtobileet You're absolutely right. And, Yes - he did. And I'm not so fortune to live in a village. I live between a fish and rock.

  • @diesel1279dsl LOL I'm sorry to hear that.

  • @vaahtobileet Cool! ... We just stole the whole page with stupid comments.

    1-0 to us :D

  • @meds613 its the laugh track, it is programed to play different kinds of "laughter" after certain amount of sentences and some periods of time,

    xD

  • @habakibi68 haha ah wat a legend =]

  • Oh guy, you do NOT make jokes during your own apology, makes it insincere. As a side note who would want to have sex with this old unfunny crinkle?

  • @normalguycap Yeah, women aren't interested in money at all! lol

  • @JeremiasMusic touche

  • what was he apologisin for?

    AND WHOEVERS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT LETTERMAN CAN STFU RI NOW COS HES A FUCKIN LEGEND

  • @DAAREN5455 Lol, pussy.

  • @VelaToNorma7 hows dat make me a pussy u lil girl

  • Letterman has become an aging has been, mean spirited and worst of all he's not funny anymore.

    His apology , like his show is pathetic.

    Please sign off and turn the lights out .

    Let's hope CBS hires some one with talent who doesn't attack a child saying the child is "knocked up" !

  • sigh... His show is awesome and hilarious, it doesn't fucking matter what he does. It's his show that counts. I don't give a fuck he cheated on his wife, so many people do.

  • FUCK ADS!!! I HATE GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE MONSTERS AND CRAPPY PEOPLE!

  • whatever...

  • who gives a fuck if he fucks the whole world..... You did good Dave, watch ur heart man... You know...

  • @manna1974

    you don't give a fuck. but people with discipline, manners and honor do that!

  • here you go larry you see what happens you see what happens larry? you see what happens? this what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass larry you see what happens larry? you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? this is what happens you see what happens larry? you see what happens larry? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS? this is what happens larry this is what happens larry this is what happens when fuck a stranger ...
  • @sparklebucket

    you see what happens

    you see what happens sparklebucket?

    you see what happens?

    this what happens when you let larry fuck u in the ass..

  • line bill o'reilley and dave letterman in one line please. let's get a 2 birds 1 stone headshot ;)

  • Say what you want, but Dave DID do a terrible, TERRIBLE thing.

    And I would ask who hasn't? How would you like your worst episodes made public and, worse, made the subject of an extortion plot?

    Dave acknowledged he has done wrong.

    He APOLOGIZED.

    He showed a lot of class coming clean and apoligizing.

    And to say that he's evil or a terrible mosnter or a pit because of all that, let me ask you again:

    How would you like it if it was YOUR secret?

    Dave's human- and so are we all.

  • @obiwanobiwan13

    looks like you haven't seen the comedy part of his confession. if he's so sorry, as he said... why is he making a joke out of it? "I slept with other women... i betrayed my wife, isn't that funny? You should do it too!"

    that's the message that you get from this jerk!

  • @obiwanobiwan13 I agree dave came clean themoment things started to heat up and then apologized to his staff for any harm he has caused. He understands that what he did was really wrong and made no effort to hide that. He is not a monster he is a human being that made a mistake, and another thing. Tiger woods. just ponder that.

  • @obiwanobiwan13 people are disgusting vultures. stop dipping your nose in other peoples business. so what, he cheated? who the hell cares? nobody should care apart from dave, his family and other ones involved. and to obiwanobiwan13: he did NOT do a TERRIBLE thing. a terrible thing is to rape someone, to kill someone, to force children to work. and so on. jeez.. the hype around celebrities makes me sick to my stomach, even more sickening is that Im part of it.. mind your own damn business.

  • @obiwanobiwan13 most men are not dirty, filthy backstabbing perverts, however.

  • @obiwanobiwan13 No i am a gorilla who can read :P

  • @obiwanobiwan13 Yes, Dave's human AND an a women's abuser. We all may have "secrets" as you say. But being a women's abuser is one hell of a secret!

    The reason why you defend him is because you probably have one of those "secrets" yourself !

    That's not just a little secret as you try to put it, that's something that needs to be brought up to justice.

  • @TheVoicelesson a woman abuser? who said he abused women? he just had sex with them everybody consented

  • @theoriginalnathan They consented to keep their jobs or to get career advancement