Calling Jerry Seinfeld (1 of 2)

[coolchaz23]

I can only imagine Jerry laughing his ass off playing back & listening to this message. If I were Seinfeld i would be laughing for hours @ this. I mean hey! LOL XD

[xspettacolare]

Gilbert is so fucking funny I read his book it's pretty cool.

[OnlyForAngels]

Who arrrrrrrrrrrrre these people who don't like Gilbert on Howard goofing on a shmucky stuck up jerk like Jerry?

I called the Stern show once and got on. I swear this is 100% true. It was like, 1996? I was wasted on coffee and weed at like 3 am in Cali and I BOMBED. It was so funny. I did a Jerry Seinfeld dating Shoshana (a 17 year old with like DD tits who he dumped after a couple of years) bit. Then a Jackie impression. "I'm Jackie Jokey Martling Jr" at the end.

<3 GILBERT <3

[DistortedFaiths]

Who arrrrrrrre these people, that wooooooon't leave me alone?

[bonebigt]

I wanna be a fireman.

I wanna be a policeman.

iiiiiiii wanna work in a toll booth!

[Drac39]

3:54

[Drac39]

Hilarious I was almost in tears when they go into their Leno impersonation

[TaeonilKral]

4 people don't have answering machines

[eventualentrophy]

I mean hey.

[AndIRanSoFarAway]

I'm crying

[bigten3]

heyyy 4 ppl disliked this video! who arrrrrrrre these people?!?!?!

[fullbag50]

You know what really sucks for Seinfeld? Gilbert is funnier with his replies, on the fly, to given topics than Jerry is with a month's worth of time to figure things out along side a team of writers.

[carnivalhuckster]

The part at 4:40 -- "would you guys stop ... ok already?!?"

[pladampa]

Academy award winner Lou Diamond Phillips to star in the new holiday classic

Bats 3D christmas 2010!

[smirov]

i call you right back thanks

[JoeyBieg]

Gilbert's Seinfeld impression gives me a boner.

[dizzle123456]

LOL who arrrrre these people LOLOLOL oLOLOLOLOL!!

[DiamondSoul]

"They burn me up."

What a genius. 

[themooddisorders]

I love Gilberts hair!!!

[MissNobodyful]

If I were Seinfeld, I'd walk out, get into my car, drive into the studio and punch them in the face.

[EazyTarantino]

@MissNobodyful how can you punch them in the face? isnt a simple phone call sufficient? why should i take all this time to go see them and hurt them physically? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

[ajadwis]

@EazyTarantino

Lol, that's funny! :D

[ANNABECKDK]

Why is @MissNobodyful being such an idiot.

Who iiiiiiiis this person?

I mean hey!

[n66178]

looks like gilbert has a spiked fade

[66hourenergy]

PEANUTS bother me!!

[danogzilla]

genius

[Pooternackle]

yeah well its made him millions of dollars lol, so yeah...

[AndIRanSoFarAway]

@Pooternackle If you're talking about Jerry, then it's "billions"...

[blacktopaz8]

wow, Gilbert did 2 minutes on working at a toll booth as Jerry Seinfeld! Awesome!

[Fersomling]

Ei no det dis is sappost tu bie Jerry Seinfeld, end it saunds leik him, but wun doth no det it is nat hie.

[TubeYouUser123ABC]

"Who are these people?"

[Clam078]

so hey

[mikemoair]

only one time did i hear gilbert go on for 10 minutes about cheese at a party i wish someone had that, it was great

[stubby019]

yeah he did that when i saw him live, about clenching the wax paper in your fist and trying to find a garbage can, ahahaha

[nightsoldier1112]

Hey! Who invented the comb? LMAO!!!!!!

[jojodancerx]

a radio show on his machine, off the cuff and bloody brilliant !!!

[1844Freddy]

Seinfeld's so lame.

[bignosedbastard]

We greatly appreciate your input. Odd considering you're named after Howard's old boss.

[66hourenergy]

How's that shopping mall doing?

[Craigmin]

"He could've been doing Giggles."

[Gunit420123]

"Who arrrrrrrrrre these people"

[myroncope]

seinfeld's show was great but his stand up is the most mediocore shit imaginable. Gottfried on the other hand is hilarious.

[sserpent21]

You could just throw out anything for Jerry Seinfeld Jr to talk about.

Spray paint

Klingons

Cactus

Cherry Bombs

Quicksand

Ann-Margaret

Shot Guns

The list goes on and on.

[EricTheAcktor]

Whaaaat's the deal with cactuses? Whyyy are they so prickly?

[66hourenergy]

Whaaat about this air? I mean, whoooo really needs it?

[makaveli3900]

hahaha

[sserpent21]

"Who's buying these things?"

[floydianaquarian]

I was eight years old when I first heard and my mind has been corrupted ever since!

[super8hogan]

Whats up with the black box always surviving the crash?? Why cant they make the whole plane out of the black box??? Whats up with that???

[SeaTac411]

You got that from Seinfeld's bit on SNL right?

[super8hogan]

yes

[sserpent21]

I coulda sworn it was in one of George Carlin's books.

[wilcox24]

why does Gilbert call her old "black" Mavis? Leno's wife isn't black.

[provopauly]

because mavis is a black sounding name

[LiveGoat]

They could also be referring to Mavis Beacon, a fictional character created for a typinng tutorial program called "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing".

[TSMontana]

Mavis Beacon isn't a real person, sorry to say. Leno's wife Mavis is real.

[LiveGoat]

Yes but the joke is that Mavis is like the Mavis Beacon Character. Plus Mavis sounds like a black housekeeper's name, hence "'Ole Black Mavis."

[Moodymongul]

this is so funny, gilbert just nails it. Now when i read youtube comments i hear Seinfeld ..Whaaats up with that!

[artietakei]

Whatever they're munching on sounds delicious

[pdog2678]

When did this originally air?

[sklegg]

"Who ARE these people?" LOL

[EricTheAcktor]

Whaaat's the deal with that?

[Dibrini]

Who in the world has that much room on their answering machine?

[artiesgrenade]

That;s a low-tech early-90s machine for you!

[zorak1997]

Until the mid 1990s answering machines had cassette tapes in them to record the incoming messages. Many of the machines couldn't set a time limit on messages, so people could talk until the rest of the tape was full. Some people put tapes with 30 minutes of space on each side and when they reached the end they'd just rewind the tape and the next caller's message would tape over what had been there before. This show first aired in 1993, so this was not unusual at the time.