one turn kill;

[yugisbeyblade]

all yeah people are some bitches and you better stfu because that kid might be mental bitch

[G6Kenny]

The battle that im most pproud of from winning, was against some kid in school who had fake cards that had 9999 atk and 9999 def. You wanna know how i beat him?

I had a card that reflected his attack back on his own life points, end of story. i beta him in one turn, he had fake cards i had legall. yes i want a fucking medal.

[DohcterT]

I go from watching MTG tourney to watching some back-lot back woods homosexual yu gi oh game..... hell yea im pissed

[dellstrike]

biggy smalls played yugioh?

[meanjoe30158]

yu gi og sucks

[BDbiogamer]

@meanjoe30158 so does your spelling

[meanjoe30158]

@BDbiogamer did i spell yu gi og wrong? thats how he spells it in the disc

[Spinozilla98]

@KingJulien12 You know people who call each other fags are a lot of the time fags themselves.

[NECROLORDZ]

@Spinozilla98 The awesomeness of a paradox xD

[VagrantNoName]

Sup Fat Albert?

[jacksonbrent15]

yugiog? wtf nice description

[thecrtteam]

I thought enjoying life was the purpose of life, not having intercourse.

[fallbaktryf1]

@FFXITheGodOfPain exactly me neither

[SwatDisciple]

Its funny cause the guy who got OTKed built the deck the white guy is running.

[vTheDarknessv]

ive atually gotten all 5 of my exodia pieces in my first 4 turns, lol

[DeathKingRecords]

I loled at the yu-gi-oh argument while playing MTG and Yu-Gi-Oh at the same time

[vTheDarknessv]

@worldred22 TALK IN ALL CAPS IT MAKES YOU LOOKS MORE MATURE THEREFORE REPRESENTING YOUR ARGUMENT BETTER

[GeOhDe001]

Nerd 1: "Hey hunny! One turn I win!"

Nerd 2: "hehe"

Girlfriend?: "That's great, now try and locate my G spot".

[Kirgash]

@GeOhDe001

Nerd 2: Uh-Oh. You've activated her Trap Card! :P

[bloddyscabb]

It would be nice to see what he did.

[ReaperSound]

I LOVE Yu Gi Og

[FFXITheGodOfPain]

i dont get it.....

[P4r4k]

look at the fucking chair.

I feel bad for her.

[Bigapple819]

poor chair :(

[darkmage123345]

thre is no game called yu gi og 

[wolfsorrow100]

hold on...HE'S MARRIED???

[Kirgash]

@wolfsorrow100 It's evidence that Love exists. There is no way he could have kept that shit in the closet throughout courtship and into marriage. Now all we need to do is start a flame war on the definition, the origin, and the importance of said' Love'. 

[UnExtinctive]

easy, tell the black man KFC shut down

[FeralXemnas69]

@UnExtinctive wow who ever thumbed this up is just as racist as your hill billy ass

[bbbbbb222222]

disgusting people here

[GrimJesterr]

I admit it is mean, but please can someone edit this video and have the fat guy explode in the end? xD xD xD

[tuitui00]

EXODIA ??

[Kirgash]

@tuitui00 OBLITERATE!

[krirkirkrikri6]

that white should of stopped bragging at the end the fat black man would of ate him whole

[x6o4SaVagEx]

go play magic fags

[MrMegaHans]

@x6o4SaVagEx go... search for magic videos on youtube fag? whaaa-?

[x6o4SaVagEx]

@MrMegaHans go play magic fag.

[fredfredfang21]

O.T.KKKKKKKKK

[Rustybucketofjunk]

thats one big black mother fucker

[911adt]

you're lucky he didn't eat you!!

[MrDalethedog]

@911adt Your lucky he doesnt beat your ass

[B32PACMAN]

the eff is with her voice?

[lucariolord12]

I'm black and I play YUGIOH.

[Theguitarplayer007]

Portal 2 is a perfect example of this is the game the machine says "Did you know that humans are offended if they are over or under the average weight." ook at it that way it's stupid

[BuBuluBueNo969]

Auncle Phill?

[shohchkheh]

@MegaWaffles100 Personality is great, but its not an excuse for being fat. You can have a nice personality whether you are fat or not. But even if you have a nice personality, why should you be fat then.

Its just unimportante, whether he has a good personality or not, you cant see that in this video, but you can see, that this guy is fat.

And thats sad, because there are no advantages of being fat, but a lot of disadvantages and i dont understand why you would be fat voluntarily.

[Kirgash]

@shohchkheh I think you might've answered your own question. Being overweight sort of slips beneath the psyche when it comes to everyday life. Circumstances could have brought the person into an environment where factors were geared towards the outcome..

This isn't an excuse for people to fall on, it's just fact that some families can't afford better food/live in neighborhoods kind to outdoor play/have genetic predispositions to holding onto weight. It's not always a desired choice

[shohchkheh]

@Kirgash Of course it is! You could just eat less.

[Klistern2]

@Kirgash Vegetables are cheaper than fast food. 

[tmo9419]

when it says one turn it prolly means on the second turn of the duel which would have been HIS first turn assuming he went second. dang ppl chill. learn to think a little bit.

[shohchkheh]

How can you get that fat?

[MegaWaffles100]

@shohchkheh You eat food with no exercise, simple really. I see beyond that and think about personality, you should too.

[g11smackdown768]

@shohchkheh By eating allot and playing childrens car games??? some people are way fatter than that though

[BuBuluBueNo969]

@shohchkheh Being a Nerd and Playing card games all day long!

[lamborghini873]

WHAT!!!!!!

[KemoSTL]

ehem...FATTASS

[26GamerDude]

@KemoSTL ehem... IT'S AHEM!!!! Plus, don't make fun of people I would never do that... I know something...

Three Simple Words, Your A Troll.

[KemoSTL]

@26GamerDude okay, Jacob : >

[curry2spicy4u]

care to explain exactly how you managed to pull off a one turn kill? assuming you play by the rules i find it very unlikely.

[Blake99xboxlive]

@curry2spicy4u screw the rules i have money

[kira3891]

i was waiting for the negro to pull out a gun and shoot him but he did not

[BDylanFloyd]

IT WAS PLANNED!!! just like wrestling...jk, that's cool

[stickarena431]

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!

[snorlaxpulls]

@stickarena431 dude wtf

[MrBbbdd]

why did the black guy have to lose?

RACIST!

[desert50cal]

hell yeah, ima let it go through.

[johnnyrosales1990]

why r there racist people, u think ur superior? tell me where ur from and I can tell u many flaws about that country. and thus the racist continues.

[Lirrink7]

Wow, you made the game non-existant... that means you can make playing the game pointless :D

[koopa2222]

lol a black guy playing yugioh

[MimirinPro]

@koopa2222 Most people who play Yugioh are black in Cali. It's SO WEIRD.

[MrNathaniel123ify]

@MimirinPro I'm black and i play it too I'm from the Caribbean

[usman1995ful]

@koopa2222

so what??

[Jaram1013]

2 gay dudes, playing yugioh with a moaning sound in the background. happy meal?

[capoeiradavide]

one turn kill the CHAIR

[TennisaceAn]

u r gay u even said that was ur husband!!!

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@TennisaceAn mayb vcuz its a girl

[animeboy600]

you guys r waaaay to old to be playin yugioh

[DanielFortesquieu]

@animeboy600 Ah dude im 17 and barely got back into this shit cuz its fun and its what makes me pass time and be happy just let them be brother.

[Spinozilla98]

@animeboy600 Stfu you trolls ! Yu gi oh is for everyone no matter their age !

[puffolotti]

@Spinozilla98 As M.U.G.E:N. programmer i find very funny one thing:

Many gamers have got a job that granth them indipendence, stability and, despise the money spent in the hobby, a sumo piggybank.

if they stop a moment to analyze the sorry souls of who weeps that they should quit childish hobbies, many of them has got troubling financial problems... and there is a clear connection between financial problems and not understanding why some people hasn't got them.

[kabol69]

@Spinozilla98 right!!

[KingJulien12]

@Spinozilla98 lol shut up fag

[DarkDecade619]

@Spinozilla98

But is Yu Gi Og for everyone?

[PlasmaWaveGamer]

@DarkDecade619 12+? Yup. Anyone Above The Age of 12.

[MrXydia]

@Spinozilla98 fixed

stfu you trolls ! Yu gi oh is for everyone no matter their weight !

[farhadderboss]

the best deck you can usually have is a six samurai

[JacobDeTi]

omg its bruce bruce

[slientsword07]

GOOD match...beware in future matches of key cards begin upside down.ex launcher,ex.overloadfusion,ex.­j,dragon. piles shuffle heavy at regionals and jumps!

[ThingThongThaisanDi]

can't believe that adults playing yu gi hoe O_o grow up man!

[CeeEmmz]

YGO IS THE BOMB FTW! :D cant wait to duel teens around my area lol im 20 in college and got back to YGO yeaaaa :D

[13131000TheAlex]

what just happened

[PlagueRiddenGoat]

That black dude needs to stop playing card games and needs to start going to the gym.

[iliketoreplytovids]

its easy to kill people second turn with a good darkworld deck

[YeeItsDan]

One turn. I win. Look at my field [sound like a fag]

haheha (laugh retardedly)

[Outsider557]

i wanna play against that beefy black dude

[fanzyyboy]

wow.people need a life -___-

[WaRDoG29298]

this is what make people like me in shape that play card games nook bad

[scott1989s]

i did it in 2:00 min flat

[5starsunna]

wow i cud tell none of yall get pussy..smh

[golmo22]

@5starsunna ahh im just sitting here watching tv i look over and see my lil bro watching i come up to the computer a bunch of people saying you don't get pussy to each other,every single one of you who watches this including my lil bro are a bunch of fags!

[jonahbp]

if you made your deck out of all cards that took atleast 600 lp from your opponent, then that would be a 1 turn wining deck. lol. almost unstopable, if your opponent went firsst and had some good counter cards, then youd be in trouble lol

[churchmiller]

I really wish people would get over it so he beat him in one turn its not my fault u cant do it too

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@churchmiller lol i can do it everytimwe u cant

[pureefficient]

let the dudes have a good time. if anything they have more dignity then the people trolling on the internet critisizing yu gi oh players. thats just sad

[Dark6Blood9]

@pureefficient sad but true motherfucker ;)

[SpicyDragoon]

You say that, but if you're a competitive player, it's about money and playing to win.

[XKaliber2097]

@MannyFresh1254 but yu-gi-oh has too many cards that are just flat-out worse than other cards, the lack of strategy should allow anyone with a brain to master the game and become bored with it relatively quickly. Every decision in yu-gi-oh is obvious, and creating decks is heavily limited when it comes to options for strategy, meaning that games are almost entirely based on luck or who can afford the best cards. The point of this is that decisions make games fun, and yu-gi-oh has very little.

[MannyFresh1254]

@XKaliber2097 the people i play with dont waste every cent on cards. i also dont seem to get why most magic players act like you're so superior to yugioh players,when your just like us. You went a store,you bought some cards,you made a deck,and you played the game. oh and there are a number of Yugioh decks that DO use strategy.

Crystal Beasts

Ojama's

Naturia's

Infernitie's

You MTG players just need to stop acting so high and mighty,we mostly dont come onto MTG and say YGO is better,do we?

[XKaliber2097]

@MannyFresh1254 I never said we were better. I said the are statistically way more possibilities with magic than the four that there are with yu-gi-oh. This is why the game is not fun for me. That is all I was saying. I played yu-gi-oh on the gameboy, and I was addicted for a while but there were only four decks that were even remotely relevant, and all the others would just be stupid to play. (exodious, blue eyes ultimate cyberstien, defensive creatures, offensive creatures)

[XKaliber2097]

@MannyFresh1254 And there are just too many cards that are great in every deck, and it would be retarded to not put them into any deck, cards like this get banned in magic, and that makes reasonable sense don't you think. Although, yu-gi-oh was fun for a while, but once I understood the game, all of its strategy became common sense, and this is why it was no longer fun.

[MannyFresh1254]

@XKaliber2097 and that is why i dont go to tournaments :). i only play the game for fun against people who do the same

[XKaliber2097]

@MannyFresh1254 I guess that makes sense, I wish there were a yu-gi-oh video game like the one on the first one on the gba but with tons of new cards

[MannyFresh1254]

@XKaliber2097 th eTag force series on PSP. i have all 4 and am saving up to get the 5th. 1-3 is YGO GX, and 4 and 5 is 5d's

[XKaliber2097]

@MannyFresh1254 are any of them like "The Eternal Duelist Soul" on the gba where it's just straight up dueling, no walking around or any of that boring crap?

[MannyFresh1254]

@XKaliber2097 well its walking around but you can duel like 97.7% percent of the people you see anyway,on TF 1-3 you cant duel The leader of Ra Yellow,the Chancellor,the security dudes (theres like 5 of them) and the security woman. you can even duel the Store Clerks. and on TF4 you can duel everyone except Blister,and Yusei's old friends with the exception of Rally. plus they try to make the game like the actual TCG game so its really cool

[XKaliber2097]

@MannyFresh1254 so which one would you recommend (As long as it's portable, I have time to kill in between classes)?

[MannyFresh1254]

@XKaliber2097 i would wait until 5 comes out on the 26th this month. it has cards up to "Starstrike Blast" and more gameplay options. but if you want one now than get 4

[XKaliber2097]

@MannyFresh1254 alright thanks, I'll wait for 5, maybe then I'll find some more tyoes of strategies and different successful decks.

[MannyFresh1254]

@XKaliber2097 good thinking, i might make a Cyber Dragon Deck or Infernity Deck

[RedCatalyst]

@MannyFresh1254 Yugioh is a joke of a game with a polluted card pool, no card engines, and forced slow gameplay. It was half decent with three card types. Now it's just a circle-jerk, retard fest.

[InFinityPT]

@MannyFresh1254 agree :)

[CornDogKing17]

@MannyFresh1254 Magic is fucking gay.

[Elepintino736]

@CornDogKing17 Fuck you AssHole Go Hate Somewhere Else

[MimirinPro]

@MannyFresh1254 People who bitch that one has more strategy than the other hasn't played the other one enough to judge.

[IcomeINpeaceisim]

@MannyFresh1254 yea but magic is better lol

- art looks better (one of the main reason i like the game over others)

-more strategic

-more original

-less gay

-still nerdy but who gives a shit LOL

the same goes for Pokemon why would anyone play that if you could magic?? unless you're like 4.

[Naruhinastoned137]

@IcomeINpeaceisim Because Pokemon has a shitload of Strategy involved too

[IcomeINpeaceisim]

@Naruhinastoned137 im sure it does but it looks like crap compared to magic (art wise)

[Naruhinastoned137]

@IcomeINpeaceisim Yeah, that's definitely true lol

[tripmisterman]

<,< u mean the very first turn? how.. i did it on my 2nd turn ^^ when im aloud to atk

[churchmiller]

@tripmisterman

You know it was when the first guy laid all his cards down then my husband got his turnto lay his cards down it was his first turn and he attacked and won

[ArnulfoSalgado]

@churchmiller are you a woman?

[bobbes100]

@tripmisterman exodia i think^^

[superwalrus7]

i have done it with my zombie deck. u need call of the mummy and zombie master and pyridem trutel and sp turtel and then ram get ilt blud and use his effect sp zombie master revive him and ram ryu and again for ryu and one more time

[ELCondeVampichoco]

the only way u can win in the 1st turn is getting exodia lol

[usman1995ful]

@ELCondeVampichoco

but it is almost impossible!!

[churchmiller]

yall need to quit with this racist shit we are all equally fucking stupid

[blackrdknight]

@churchmiller amen to that bro!

[si666d]

how did u win on ur first turn? message me and explain it to me plz and what kind of deck was that to????

[TheFirl21]

nah he saud dark worlds assuming it was a trip reixn bow and 2 guld field

[darkmoon123321]

magical scientist catipult turtle

[JWalk]

wtf how did u win on ur first turn?? message me and explain it to me plz