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  • The whole reason my wife wore white to our wedding was so the dish washer would match the stove and fridge!

  • Kinda want to make a parody video...

  • She needs to make a video on how to get your lazy family to start washing their own dishes.

  • make it 10 utensils at once

  • I thought only the Brits still washed up with their hands.

  • wow thanks for the tip hahaha

  • Double utensil wash? Why not just go nuts and wash THREE utensils at once?

  • @zambetis Woah there buddy. Gotta take baby steps before you move on to that many utensils......thats for the pros

  • This is why i have a dishwasher.. :L

  • do you Have to wash spoons and forks with a sponge? I know someone that just uses their hand and soapy water. It seems much quicker and convenient, but is it safe?

  • "Blam I have two spoons done, instead of just one!"

  • washing utensils is the least fun part of washing dishes?? who the hell thinks washing dishes is fun?

  • No I don't think they are clean properly that way, all her spoons have dry cornflake on them.

  • Dam the double utensil wash ! i cant believe she even pulled this off! that was intense !!

  • I am not confident that i can pull a triple utensil wash... :/

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  • you can have regular sex, but if you call a friend, you can insert a dick in your pussy AND in your ass... see, I am using two diskcs for bigger efficiency.

    Now you know.

    And knowledge is half the battle!

  • The sad thing is, some people need this video....and a dishwasher.

  • 45 minutes just on utensils???...... oh dear lord *facepalm*

  • Captain Obvious: "You are fallin to your Death!"

    Guy falling to his death: "thanks..."

  • @Joshthefatkid1

    Captain Hindsight "You shouldn't have fallen off that edge"

  • Even she thinks this is stupid, listen to the hesitation right before she is about to say "the double utensil wash" lmfao!!!!!!!!

  • Woah! Can you teach us how to breathe? How about chewing techniques?!

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  • BLAM!!!!

    

  • o-m-g-----no personality. holy cow!

  • I cant believe this can you teach me how to clean paper plates

  • 2 spoons in one scoop-thats fucking marvelous!!! Is this thing for real????

  • @Tattooedgirlie hahahahahahahaha love your sarc...

  • Blam!

  • woow i guess my grandma is a geneous cos she does 4 at the same time

  • Thumbs up if you hate washing dishes

  • I cant believe that my friend sent me this... i so needed it , (it seems) :))))))))

  • that's exactly what i've been taught by a friend who've just got her phd degree in dish washing at harvard.

  • this is The Secret

  • Super informational, I now laugh at all you single spoon washing cock suckers. Have fun washing ONE at a time hahahahaha!

  • I'm not an expert at this but I've washed spoons before and that was mind blowing!

    Never knew I could do TWO AT A TIME! O_O

  • o god...how do you do that? o_o thats amazing how you wash TWO utensils instead of one....you have to teach me about how to do both with one swoop

  • soooo funny

  • Ancient chinese secret.

  • I was to see her to a triple utensil wash. that would be EPIC

  • WOW! She should make another video and show how you wash THREE at a time!

  • VIRAL VIDEO FILM SCHOOL SENT ME HERE!

  • daaaaaaaaaamn get shit done!

  • This video was very helpful. The planet I'm from we don't have utensils.

  • Just buy a fucking dish washer! lol

  • Scratch that last comment, I've since seen another expert video titled 'How To Wash Up One Fork Real Quick'. I'm now applying the technique and boy, does it work! Basically you have to turn your hot tap up more, so that more water comes out, and that makes things much quicker. Sound advice! I wonder why this lady left out that information? Maybe because the Tap Turnup is probably already patented by now. Good tips like that can be very profitable - if you can stand the heat of the 'How To' Wars.

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  • I've only got one fork at home. How the hell am I supposed to apply the Double Utensil Wash? This woman is clearly discriminating against, and sneering at, those with SDU (Singular Domestic Utensil). Not everyone lives in your comfortable, cosy little world, lady.

  • Forbidden knowledge

  • Oh shit she did 2 AT THE SAME TIME amazing! good job

  • "THE MOST POINTLESS “HOW TO” VIDEO ON THE INTERNET"

  • HEY GRACE, REALLY? I THINK MAYBE YOU NEED TO BE SPOONED!

  • 45 minutes? herp derp?

  • I don't get what's so funny. Before I saw this video, I used to wash half a spoon at a time. This is a real time saver! After watching another of her videos, I stopped throwing my dishes away after each meal and started washing them! It really works!

  • May be funny, but with a Dorm full of teenage girls whose maids did their dishes, this helps a lot!

  • The least fun..?

  • 1:11 BLAM I have 2 spoons done :>

  • She also has a sock puppet tutorial. I wonder if I could wear a sock puppet to wash dishes instead of gloves? Anyone?

  • I want 720p 

  • honest to god, since i first saw this video 6 months ago i cannot wash just one spoon. i always find myself over the sink with 2 spoons at a time saying im doing the 'DOUBLE UTENSIL WASH' in some ridiculous voice. it makes my day a little brighter.

  • @spunkzehh HAHAHAHAHA i like your commentary =D

  • @spunkzehh HAHAHAHAHA i like your commentary =D

    im watching this because i have to go do the dishes now.. =/

  • I DARE U TO DO FOUR!!!!

  • Im surprised she's not blond and rich. Actually im surprised she's even alive x3

  • Ok. We'll start with two spoons. Because two spoons are easy and YOU'RE stupid...

    BLAM!! - Vince Schlomi could use that one. BLAM!!

  • I bet she couldn't do that without the gloves on smartpants... HA!!!!

  • blam! fuck her!

  • how is she not LAUGHING?? I was laughing as I was doing the dishes just thinking about this

  • Dont hate. Women forgot what it means to stay in the kitchen, someone need to teach them.

  • BLAMMM!!!

  • Am I the only one who watches these because I'm attracted to her? haha

    everyone else seems to just make brilliant comments full of sarcasm and self pity.

  • @genderbender yea

  • @young3rd28 We all have our own taste. But I can't believe I'm the only one who thinks sh'es pretty.

  • I want to try this with sporks, but it looks so damn dangerous D:

  • Who the fuck are you talking about when you say it takes them 45 minutes to wash utensils?

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  • meh... it's all good until you try and wash 3 spoons at once

  • Sheer genius. But don't try this at home if you're doing knives ... leave that to the experts who've had more advanced training.

  • What could the double utensil was hpossibly be

  • does it work with spoons?

  • Would you use gloves to wash a nob?

  • Washing the two spoons didn't distress me, it was the fact that SHE'S WASTING WATER!!!! Put a plug in the sink, some detergent and wash a few more things as well you dumb woman!

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  • VVFS!!!

  • Wham Bam thank you mam! two spoons

  • It's DOUBLE SPOONS!!! Oh my gaawwd! What doe this mean?

  • OMG! TWO SPOONS!!!! hold on i have i have write this down.....

  • slow down i need to take notes

  • Wait Im confused....can it be done with 2 knives? what about tea spoons? there smaller then regular spoons can I do 3? This is madness!!!!!!!

  • I wonder how the cameraman feels.

  • 50 people didnt know how to wash two spoons at the same time.

  • Expert Village in a nutshell.

  • I did 2 sharp knives. FUCK!

  • I wonder how many takes it took to film this video because not only is she make a jackass of herself but the poor person behind the camera must be about to pee their pants at any moment. total epic fail, expert village should be renamed dumb ass village!

  • Does she really think people are this stupid???

  • HOLY SHIT! TELL YOUR NEW DISCOVERY TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC!!

  • LOL! thanks for these little tricks, now my dishwashing time will be cut by 1/12th. Alsooo, can I do a spoon and a knife?

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  • @TATERxSALAD44 joke theft is not cool man........

  • sooo there is a fun part about washing dishes?

  • I love all the people using quotes from Brett erlich as theirs. VIRAL VIDEO FILM SCHOOL BOMB

  • grace fitzpatrick, get a f.dishwasher and stop posting cr4p on youtube

  • @oOWhermacthOo I might even use 3.

  • If this is expert village, i wonder what novice village is like?

  • no way two spoons one swoop not possible

  • I am sick of all these negative comments. If you are ever good at something and try to share your knowledge with the rest of us, i am going to tear you down just like you tore down Grace. Assholes.

  • or you know... you could just use a fucking dishwasher

  • Come on guys! Washing dishes is hard....like the rain in Arkansas...very....very....HAR­D.

  • im pretty sure this woman realizes how retarded this is. shes just doing it to get paid. and how many of you havent done something retarded just to get some money?

  • @KatsavesAnimals Well we all know YOU have! lol jk, jk.

  • wait this didn't go in depth enough.. how do you wash 2 spoons again?? someone message me i can't do this it's too hard!

  • uhhh this is what a dishwasher is for.

  • this is seriulsy a stupid and useless video...ALL HER VIDEOS ARE USELESS..... my god...who the fuck runs expert village..

  • This video is more comical than helpful.

  • "I have no brain."

  • Haha. I've seen this video so many times.... It's great! Cheers me up every time.

  • i ♥ this video! lol

  • that was rather boring :L

  • expert village... really? that's like calling the bottom of the ocean "dry area"

  • ummmmmmmm ya

    dumb woman! the most pointless how to evaaaaaaaaaaa

    not just ever EVAAAA!

  • Blam 2 spoons done. That shits mind blowing.

  • Hooly shit I never knew this! Thanks for telling me this trick!

  • Is this with only metal utensils only?

  • ROFL

  • poor sad cow.

  • Stupit bitch

  • Thanks for all these lessons, Grace. I just moved into an apartment with no dishwasher, so I'm gonna need every trick I can get.

  • wtf was going in this woman's head when she made this video...

  • uuhm how does she know alot of people keeping their utensils for the end ?

    Does she go to some kind of utensils-washing-re-hab-center ?

  • does this work with aluminum spoons?

  • Expert village? WOW.....

  • everyone stop making fun of her! at least shes in the kitchen where she belongs...jeez

  • Woah, does this mean that if I have a big sponge I can do the triple utensil wash! AWESOME!!! pshh.

  • thank you for watching.next video how to scratch your balls!!!wtf!!!how useless can someone be???he cant wash dishes.sucks ass

  • what a stupid bitch

  • this is FUCKING amazing! I will have to practice a lot for this advanced technique though, I guess!!!

  • Thanks!  I was so tired of having to wash one utensil at once, it was sooo time consuming!

  • Nice "How to" from 'expertvillage', I wonder what 'novicevillage' offers! btw get a job! -_-'

  • way to steal his joke lol

  • i bet she can give good head at least

  • what did she smoke?

  • Do you think... do you think its possible to do three? Dare i dream?

  • Instead of "Blam. Two spoons done." I'd say "Bliz-am, yo! Two spoons done!" That would be so much awesomer.

  • WTF ¬¬

  • Holy shit? Two at once? Mind = Blown.

  • How long have you been practicing to achieve this level of professionalism in washing utensils, and what advice can you offer to a rookie such as myself? And would using a "ShamWow" instead of a normal sponge lead to the end of mankind due to its sheer awesomeness?

  • I SAID GOD DAMN!!!!!!! She's amazing at washing up. I'd let her wash up my dirty honka wonka anytime

  • this ain't real, come on!

  • if a person can use the computer and internet to find this video, dont you think they know how to wash a fucking spoon??? If not, then technology is making mankind stupider

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ...and if you have really big hands and a large sponge you can even clean ALL youur utensils in one sweep!

  • Set this video to the opening of 2001: A Space Odyssey. The funniest thing you will ever see.

  • fucking troll

  • haha this just made my fucking day

  • NO WAY can this be done with forks too?

  • BLAM! Two spoons done...

  • Is this bitch serious?

  • Incredible breakthrough!

  • OMFG, never tpought of that...

  • BAAM! i have two spoons done instead of one

  • MY GOD! Two spoons? At the same time!? No this is waay to crazy, I can't do that!

  • @Denmon0728 LOL

  • This is the most ridiculous video on YouTube. I mean, who knew you could wash two spoons at once!? It's mind blowing!

  • No. It's mind BLASTING!

  • I can wash FOUR ! spoons Ha ! WHAT NOW ! :D THE DOUBLE UTENSIL. my ass .. x]

  • I use 1 sink full of water and dish soap,and fill the other sink with bleach and water to rinse and sanitize in 1 swoop. And it dont take 45 minutes to do utensils not even in a busy restaurant

  • BAHAHAHA wow. this cant be real.

  • OH NO! You just used the same amount of water on two spoons that the population of Australia uses in 3 weeks!

  • oh no Grace, uve left the tap running!