MST3K 0610 - The Violent Years (9/10)

[MichaelFurious]

I love this part just for the bits that Ministry sampled!!

[TheUnfortunate9]

The judge is Erwin Schroedinger

[Dablkwid0w2008]

I would be so embarrassed if my daughter was not only a murderer and a rapist but pregnant too!!??

If beat her ass right in that courtroom

[vennylos]

She's got a room on the 400th floor.

[mrhat1978]

SO WHAT!

[Yapshire]

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and claim that this wasn't a very good movie. But I'm no expert.

[nimanima777]

"We bought her a car-"

-"Instead of a cigar!"

"Her message was strong-"

-"Instead of a thong!"

[shandelear]

"Here come the ME!"

[mistereveready]

Hmm. "Everything will be alright"? Guess, since women have innies not outies when pertaining to genitalia, prison rape might not be so bad. Might actually be a bit hot. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN PAULA! *giggity*

[DickieAnginson]

"Here on Surgery Boulevard."

[TheJameslehr]

Now's the perfect occasion to bring up MINISTRY and their song SO WHAT! which borrows plenty from the judge's speech (unMSTed). Lines from the judge's speech get distorted, reversed, repeated, and whatever other methods I didn't notice. Also, Paula's "SO WHAT"s get figured in. I don't recall "EXCESSIVE" anywhere in this. ++++ I'd've love to hear this on the MST version: JUDGE: I put the blame on Comic Books.

[ChaoticYak]

How's our little gun-toting trollop?

[Applemask]

Two words: "BOR. ING."

[HonJao]

So a girl rapes a guy and gets pregnant, that's slightly ironic (but not at all in a funny way)

[kathryn0200]

The climax is murder? I thought it was ....squirting. 

[powergirl901]

Some pretty hot making out going on in this. And of course people get killed because of all the kicks, thrills and excitement.

[Luddseven]

Ministry sampled the judge's speech in 'So What?' from 'The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste". There's some worthless music trivia for you.

[EmilyDNelson]

She died? From what, plot convenience like Padme?

[textthing]

"With every increasing intensity, you became much like the drug attic..." He must be drunk.

[Elcoyotenegro]

"It's uhh too late to spend time with her, isn't?"

"Is that suppose to be funny?"

"A new car...instead of a cigar."

"A new watch...instead of a squash."

"My rape victim refuses to come to lamaze classes."

[NerdilyDone]

This movie is so freaking messed up. All that moral lecturing in no way makes up for the disgusting nonsense that went on. It's self righteous that the director and writer would even try to do that kind of nonsense.

[Shadowlynk]

@NerdilyDone Disgusting, inept, incoherent nonsense with a self-righteous, hypocritical moral slammed over the audience's head like a sledgehammer... yeah, that's pretty much Ed Wood's movies in a nutshell.

[demonicspire1]

Why are their so many films made in the 30s or so where 22 year old "teenagers" embark on some ragefest against the man in the form of their parents and go out and murder a bunch of people before being brought to be given a stern talking to, and with massive 4th wall breaking to tell parents they better whip their kids into line. I think it represents some fundamental insecurity.

[KingSnarf]

@demonicspire1 Well, remember, the concept of "the teenager" was still very, very new at the time, so there was some confusion on how to deal with "teenagers".

[boxOhobo]

ok this bugs me, the judge gets to sentence criminals, but is it really his business to lecture the parents?

[uuuultra]

This is what happens in communism

[frostgiant7]

"We gave her everything...Except penut butter."

[ChaoticYak]

IT'S YOUR FAULT!

[darkprose]

If they remade some of these old Ed Wood films with more explicit violence and sex, they would probably be really popular. Some kind of glossy, kitschy Tarantino treatment or something.

[corwinorr]

@darkprose I have to admit, that would be pretty awesome.

[BionicleKid97]

So how does this link back to electric appliances?

[darkprose]

@BionicleKid97 Judy is spoiled with all of those conveniences and wakes up one night and goes on a killing spree because it makes her feel "squishy."

[slowmonkey156]

"That will be all now, it's time you were leaving"

"I'm afraid she's passed away"

That absolutely FLOORED me! LOL!

[Gjeorje]

I`m so glad Edward Woodward never thought of making a follow up to this. The story of a girl who`s mum raped her dad before getting involved with commie school- wrecking plans & shoot-outs with the police (The kid would`ve probably developed a fetish for cross-dressing for her crime sprees). Damn, I think I just wrote an Ed Wood film...

[ninjawraith17]

BULL-SH*T!

Give her the chair! 

[themariobros45]

you know this is actually one of the first ed wood films that is pretty good the drama is good and so is the action 98 out of 100 it's because of some of the footage doesn't really match up and of course the girls sometimes talk like William shatner other than that good film.

[Stigmatainmypants]

@themariobros45 I agree. I'm surprised at how watchable this is. When I saw Ed Wood, i had nightmares of Plan 9 (which, hard as i try, i STILL have never been able to sit through. It really is just THAT awful.)

This one's actually pretty decent. Even most of the stock footage fits.

The acting is alright, too. Definitely better then some of his other projects.

[KimberlySeven]

"Let's get a gold fish" LOL

[TheGelment]

This is the Ed Wood remake of I Accuse My Parents

[JayDee284]

this has got 2 be Ed Wood's worst movie ever Plan 9 and Glen or Glenda were so much better and more fun 2

[mrconfusion87]

Would have NEVER heard of this film if it weren't for Ministry and their kick ass song "So What?"! And yup everyone's right to be complaining about that boring judge! Would have been worse if I didn't hear Ministry's song first before watching the film!

[Theburn77]

"Oh, like when your naked at a hockey game."

[tripoli911]

Clint Howard, M.D.

[tripoli911]

Is it too late to spend time with her?

[Dragmack]

HERE COME THE ME

[uruseiranma]

Maybe the parents will have better luck adopting Johnny from that 'Cheating' short. I'm sure after his parents found out he cheated, they'll put him up for adoption.

[eggs764]

Does anyone else detect a note of sexism in this movie when the "moral" that the mother learned was to not be so preoccupied with her "outside interests"? It may just be me but that sounds like a message from the movie telling women, " Stay at home as a housewife or you're kids will grow up to be criminals".

[guysmiley00]

@eggs764 A "note" of sexism?! This movie's a goddamn symphony!

[alexvlk]

"She's got her room on the 400th floor" hahaha

[nonabliss]

"My rape victim refuses to come to Lamaze classes!"

[drewcifer721]

Now I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.

[robertcmartens]

That judge knows his stuff; you won't find better deals on controlled substances than you will at The Drug Attic. Half off on Twofer Tuesdays!

After watching him deliver that sentence I realize where the Wachowskis got the inspiration for Neo's last words with Trinity.

[Dulcimerist]

I wonder if she accuses her parents...

[watda74]

@Dulcimerist

D'OH!! X-D

[lonelysith66]

@Dulcimerist LOL XD

[DarkT00th91]

Umm... when the fuck did she become pregnant?

[eviljoel]

@DarkT00th91

Remember that scene when it was heavily implied she raped a guy?

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Hmm, Sunchips...

[soad19152003]

Shes got a room on the 400th floor LOL

[JimGrim90]

She DIED. For some reason.

[toddclapp]

All I can hear is the Ministry song, "So What."

[AlkaponX57]

FUCK PAULIE SHORE!!!!!!

[ObscuredByClouds21]

"So,...the life sentence wasn't that long? Not to bad really.."

LOL

[pretorious700]

Did Ed Wood write this dialogue? Talk about ponderous.

[ChaoticYak]

@pretorious700 This is where he pretended to have a reason for all the junk in the movie. He thought he could fool people into believing there was a "message". :)

[Tasera783]

They could have been the best parents in the world; their daughter is still a psychopath. This has got to be the most disturbing MST3K I've ever watched.

[uruseiranma]

@Tasera783

Or as Joel would have said: "Guys, this is one weird mamma-jamma of a movie."

[wolfxbloed]

"No child is inherently bad..."

"Except Pauly Shore..."

<3

[SGTxBingus]

"She died"

"So the life sentence wasn't really that long"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[QuikVidGuy]

*sniff* If only she had bought that electric birth canal.

[LeshaAnn]

Judge:  "Here come da me!!"

[KaterzTheMSTie]

I love how irritated Mike & the Bots get at the judge.

[sleepyhollow783]

You know thrillseekers, The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste. ;-)

[Gomess]

At least Ministry got a decent song out of this movie.

[ChaoticYak]

"So what!"

Hey, what's you're deal?

Leave us out of it!

[civandalic]

This seems less like a case of neglect and more like a case of severe bordom

[Gojiralee]

Is the movie over yet? No! How about now? No! Oh look, its over! No, its just changing to another scene.

[devospud]

gotta hate it when your case gets assigned to Judge Monologue there

[minefield1000]

"Honey, let´s conceive another daughter, get it right this time!"

[ProfessorMoriartyx]

I love that surgeon.

"How's my daughter?"

"Who? Oh, right, the chick. She died. Er. Sorry about that. Baby's a girl though. If you want to name it after me, my name is Alexander Fipps."

[Melted369]

so what, it's your problem to learn to deal with

destroy us or make us saints

we don't care, it's not our fault that we were born too late

a screaming headache on the brow of the state

killing time is appropriate - to make a mess - and fuck all the rest

we say

WE SAY

SO WHAT!!!

[theasdodge]

ANyone else think the judge looks like Dr. Sydney Friedman, the psychiastrist from M.A.S.H. tv show?

[nostromo38]

She has a room on the 400th floor.

[nostromo38]

Let's get a goldfish.

[ExclusiveCheese]

Why are they upset about losing their HOMICIDAL daughter?

[ChaoticYak]

It's...uh...too late to spend time with her isn't it.

Do you think I look like Lincoln, honey?

[uglyengineer]

Who knew, Groucho played a judge in an Ed Wood epic.

[AL52Dragon]

Times really have changed haven't they, eh?

A judge giving a personal, scathing reprimand to a young murder convict. You don't see stuff like that today. Now court is so formal.

[chusidhe]

oh great, and now i can't stop singing ministry's "so what"...

[felisleo101]

Doctor: "Your daughter gave birth to a healthy baby girl."

Parents: "Wonderful. And our daughter? Is she alright?"

Doctor: "Ooooh, I was hoping you weren't going to ask me about that."

[savpunk]

You know, for a man who lived on the fringe of society, Ed Wood was awfully moralizing.

[zorroazulapex]

"A new car, instead of a heart-to-heart talk" What? She was shown chatting with her mom like they were her best friends!

[musiclistened83]

this movie is too the extreme! i can't believe it was made in the 50s! i mean, a girl gang that rapes a man and she gets knocked up?! wow. this movie is just...wow.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

I know I shouldn't care, but I STILL want to know who hired those girls to trash the school and why!

[Pixiesnix]

The implication is very muddled, but I think it was supposed to have been the Commies that ordered it. Why is anybody's guess. It comes from the mind of Ed Wood.

[butheadVSbevus]

"this thrill seeking ..." has anybody heard the Ministry song that sampled this " So what"

[raith0818]

"She's got a room on the 400th floor".....geez, I can't stop laughing at that line!

[ElveeKaye]

So the whole point of this movie is that if your kid murders someone, it's all your fault. Niiiice, Ed Wood.

"Weeell, how's our little gun-toting trollop?" This movie has some of the best riffing!

[NotAGoodUsername360]

@ElveeKaye MST3K is the original riffing TV show. All others are pale imitations.

Except for internet riffing shows. Those are bold imitations. Good ones, too, often.

[limbdarkening]

@ElveeKaye She didn't even have that bad a childhood, What the hell? Dumb movie, it would be intolerable with out the MST3K guys.

[Kinemacolour]

Kill for the love of Kali!

I bet she was into porn too.

[BelovedCaptain]

Even though this movie is a bit... quirky in one or two places, it does teach a good lesson. Parents must be there for their kids!

[YukinaRaven]

Wooooooow. There are no words for this movie. o.O

[kenoohki]

The judge's speech is in Ministry's song "So What"

[badluckshadow13]

@kenoohki Damn, beat me to it!

[XxAgentLennonxX]

So she raped that guy without protection? Not a very bright criminal...

[pretorious700]

@XxAgentLennonxX Well, if you watch the scene, it appears she was first, so, well..........I'm going to stop thinking about this now, I need a shower.

[PCGamer77]

@XxAgentLennonxX Yeah, but it was so much harder to be a female rapist before the Pill.

[Sloth7d]

@XxAgentLennonxX Was contraception a thing back then? Eitherway, a woman vaginally raping a stranger is pretty ridiculous for this reason. In real cases the woman would use some sort of phalic object to sodomize her victim if he or she is a stranger

[ManaAdvent]

"Your mustache is falling off sir!"

"Ironically this is still funnier than night court!"

"You know it's actually a nice sunny cell!"

"Everything but real love."

"And peanut butter."

"Paula's lesson to us was strong."

"Instead of a thong."

"She's got a room on the 400th floor."

"No child is inherently bad."

"Except Paulie Shore."

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Christ, are judges allowed to be so boring, opinionated and long winded in real life?

[KingOfUm]

It seems most judges have some sort of ego problem.

[Type59]

One of the attractions of the job.

[didgeboy287]

you get to tell off bad parents and other such societal cankers. Tell me that's not cathartic.

[LouistheHedgehog]

So basically the whole moral of the story is that if women persue careers and interests outside of the house their kids become criminals? Bullshit. This film BELONGS in front of Mike, Crow, and Servo.

[27volt]

Ummm, I didnt get that vibe, It seemed to me like the mother didnt give her daughter enough attention and chose to pamper her instead, making the daughter bored and looking for thrills.

[evilegg288]

@27volt I don't think it'd be riffed on so mercilessly if it made sense.

[Gjeorje]

Instead of handing out sentences that judge could use a full stop........sorry.

[OonaCanute]

...a new watch

instead of a squash!

[maladict24]

They could have tied this in with the short at the beginning by sending her to the electric chair!!!

[esosique5]

The judge from this movie and the old guy from Cave Dwellers should have a dull-off.

[HystericalWoman]

You'd think you could force a guy to wear a condom at gunpoint.

[donnieandsarah]

"Do I look like Lincoln, honey?"

[modchic720]

Paula should've accused her parents.

[kleethepimp]

nice one... classic...

[OonaCanute]

modchic720: YES!

[Orbulas]

I love the way Mike and crow exchange glances after Tom's naked hockey dream remark

[SabbyGuy09]

1:17 Is the mother wearing a plastic bag over her head?

[pcreator]

Ministry used the words of the judge in the song "so what".

[MaximumRD]

My GOD that was horrible!

[Applemask]

I want to climb into the screen and beat that Judge to death with my bare hands. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GOD DAMN IT SHUT UP

[electrogeek77]

So murder is caused by lack of politeness?

[sweethen]

you'd be surprised how a few excuse me and pleases keeps me from my blinding blood rage

[fatdogtavern]

I think the judge had more dialog than any other character. ED WOOD STABS AT US FROM THE GRAVE!

[masticina]

I would love a room on the four hundredth floor :!

[benjaminthefox]

Urgh, so the message of this film is... no one is responsible for their own actions...and if you buy your daughter a car she'll rape some dude.

Seriously, the parents may not have been ideal, but COME ON! None of the stuff that happened in this was their fault.

[Vinya]

lol... or OBVIOULSY that intelligent, pretty, popular, outgoing girls with caring but busy parents should enroll in more extra curricular activities if they're bored and have so much free time on their hands!

[benjaminthefox]

Heh. I can see it now.

"Oh, I'm so glad our daughter signed up for band! She's really managed to cut down on all the RAPE!"

[trapadoored]

i love the dr. staring blankly back and forth at the parents with no emotion in his eyes before finally saying "she died" maybe instead he could have gone with "I'm sorry we did alll we could but she just didn't make it" or something?

[JKid67]

You know, I think having to listen to that judge's speech should count as cruel and unusual punishment.

[buffypython]

"Kill, kill, kill-kill-kill-kill-kill."

"Must stay awake."

"Instead of a cigar."

"My baby?" When did they introduce that plot point?

That's a great doctor! He says "She died." and just leaves!

So, they came back to the judge why?

[sprinkleshouse]

Wow, they really moved on with their lives quickly! "Let's get a goldfish"

[SenseOrSensibility]

"Your moustache is falling off, sir."

HA! It is!

This is the most BORING, RAMBLING SPEECH I've ever heard. Lord!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Then we party!

Wow, the subtlety is amazing... ly missing!

[Azkabar2]

she took her sentancing like a straight killa G

[LyndaHudson]

"My rape victim refuses to come to Lamaze classes."

That dialogue between the parents is quintessetial Ed Wood Jr.

[MagicalTrumpy]

SO WHAT

[Gomess]

Any Ministry fans recognise the quote here....?

[slippingontime]

Yes Ministry, from the epic industrial masterpiece "So What"? A*** ****fest Thrill Olympics.

[Gomess]

Ace! I'm not afraid to admit I heard that quote in the song first, as I'm sure you did.... But when the judge started saying "Kill for a thrill" here my head shot up like "Uh? Ministry??"

It was the same reaction I had to the Rifftrax of a short about one "Mr. Bungle", but that's another story...

[krillin876]

mind is a terrible thing to taste

[JackKlompus13]

That judge is so fucking annoying.

[TomMSTie]

For an Ed Wood movie, that's saying a lot.

[creatornat]

"Here come da me!" Hahahaha-Laugh In Joke. ^_^

[SpeedForce25]

Instead of conveying the message of the movie subtly, Ed Wood chooses to beat the viewer over the head with it until they pass out.

[ars731]

Ed Wood never went to that part of film school that taught subtly and nuance in your film

[pretorious700]

@ars731 or even competence in your film

[USSJaneway]

'She's got a room on the 400th floor.....'

[jwchell]

Look...I gotta get goin on my life sentence!