The first few times i saw this my ribs hurt from laughter. So funny with marcus saying the F word with no care and then Lenardo joins in with threats and insults REAL FUNNY!
scetch it up you fucking moron fucking leian on bitchy .What you call me thigh high .Icaled you a fucking guinee homo from the 15th fucking century you dickhead
at 00:20 the elf sais this funny thing in case you nosest i am a mother fucking doo off so less in you maby you shoulf lend a hand hmm and at 00:43 the eld says scetch it you fucking moron fucking to bitchey and the big gut says watch you call me thih high and the elf says i called yo a fuckin guunee homo from the 15th fucking cetury you dick head i pissed my pants lol
@jarad109 Oh my lord, what a fucking retard you are. I fear for the world when there are cunts like you running around. Jesus, you mongolised bastard. Education much ? Scary
@jarad109 The English version is "in case you hadn't noticed I'm a motherfucking dwarf so unless you got a forklift handy maybe you should lend a hand, hmm? Sketch it up you fuckin moron, fuckin Leonardo da Vinci. What you call me thigh high? I called you a fuckin guinea homo from the 15th fuckin centrury, you dickhead"
@Bad Santa, #BadSanta, 12-24-11 Tony cox says a line ["Do you see us growing on Crabapple Trees?"] cursing all of them..ONLY way to watch this is UNCENSORED..LATE NIGHT CABLE! tonight it was on comedy central. Other nights Spile tv, FX &TNT! 1st saw this unsencored...on Thanksgiving 2011. Hilarious. I have Captions on & otherwise it comes up lie this: [ ] Haha&why bother? Best film next to THE SITTER &SUPERBAD& S.H.I.T. (Underground Jonah Hill film So. Harmon InstituteOfTechnology=SHIT:D
@joey5605 actully the best part was SKETCH IT UP YOU FUCKING MORON! FUCKING LEORNIDO DAVINCI! I CALLED YOU A FUCKING GUINNI HOMO FROM THE 15th Fucking CENTRY YOU DICKHEAD
@aerowayne1 they are. billy bob thorton confirmed they are filming a bad santa 2 and should be released by christmas of this year (2011). go look on the bad santa wikopedia page. i hope it does come out by then cuz this movie in my opinion is a fuckin classic
Rip Bernie you the best comedian ever lived.
spiderduuude 4 days ago
The first few times i saw this my ribs hurt from laughter. So funny with marcus saying the F word with no care and then Lenardo joins in with threats and insults REAL FUNNY!
pantsmachine1 1 week ago
Thas funny bruva
YourMoMsNewBoyToy1 2 weeks ago
I just called you a fuckin guinea homo from the 15th fuckin century you dickhead
MrRyste85 3 weeks ago
I Pissed my pants ;O
Rufuzz2 1 month ago
fucking leanardo da vinchi..........what you call me?
MaFiAxRoYaL 1 month ago
You got some lip on u midget!
VDot16 1 month ago 2
"I pissed my pants"
"Oh shut up!"
lmao
SirJamie77 1 month ago
and elev i cusing
TheRazakage 2 months ago
This is one hell of a funny scene lol :)
MrRTlynch 2 months ago
this is so funny i pissed my pants all the way though
jarad109 2 months ago
why dont you dust that thing off once in a while asshole ! i pissed my pants man
jarad109 2 months ago
oh thanks
jarad109 2 months ago
why dont u dust that thing off once in a while..asshole! lmfao
dtrixesz1 2 months ago
scetch it up you fucking moron fucking leian on bitchy .What you call me thigh high .Icaled you a fucking guinee homo from the 15th fucking century you dickhead
jarad109 2 months ago
Lil man still mad about bernie doing miss parker.
67Mantis 2 months ago
You got some lip on you midget LMAO
samf15h3r 2 months ago
@CONNER3497 i know
jarad109 2 months ago
aat 00:33 its funny
jarad109 2 months ago
special treamant ? i 3 foot fucking tall you asshole
jarad109 2 months ago
at 00:20 the elf sais this funny thing in case you nosest i am a mother fucking doo off so less in you maby you shoulf lend a hand hmm and at 00:43 the eld says scetch it you fucking moron fucking to bitchey and the big gut says watch you call me thih high and the elf says i called yo a fuckin guunee homo from the 15th fucking cetury you dick head i pissed my pants lol
jarad109 2 months ago
@jarad109 we know we saw it no need for a s a
CONNER3497 2 months ago
@jarad109 Oh my lord, what a fucking retard you are. I fear for the world when there are cunts like you running around. Jesus, you mongolised bastard. Education much ? Scary
yermaw145 2 months ago
@jarad109 The English version is "in case you hadn't noticed I'm a motherfucking dwarf so unless you got a forklift handy maybe you should lend a hand, hmm? Sketch it up you fuckin moron, fuckin Leonardo da Vinci. What you call me thigh high? I called you a fuckin guinea homo from the 15th fuckin centrury, you dickhead"
paukva 2 months ago
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
Ebunola2 2 months ago 5
at 00:22 the elf says in case you nosest im a mohter fucking doo off
jarad109 2 months ago
these lips were on your white pussy last night, why don't you dust that thing off every once in awhile
slipwagon 2 months ago
in case you noteset i am a mother fucker doo off
jarad109 2 months ago
i liked the part at 00:43
jarad109 2 months ago
i liked the part at 00:05
jarad109 2 months ago
@Bad Santa, #BadSanta, 12-24-11 Tony cox says a line ["Do you see us growing on Crabapple Trees?"] cursing all of them..ONLY way to watch this is UNCENSORED..LATE NIGHT CABLE! tonight it was on comedy central. Other nights Spile tv, FX &TNT! 1st saw this unsencored...on Thanksgiving 2011. Hilarious. I have Captions on & otherwise it comes up lie this: [ ] Haha&why bother? Best film next to THE SITTER &SUPERBAD& S.H.I.T. (Underground Jonah Hill film So. Harmon InstituteOfTechnology=SHIT:D
TheFOOfighterFREAK 2 months ago
These lips were on your white pussy last night. Dust that thing off once and a while asshole!
NitrousPwrdCharger 2 months ago
R.I P BERINE MAC
ChristinaMzFatFat 2 months ago
Haha one of the best comebacks ever
smilebackifyourugly 3 months ago
Fucking Leonardo Da Vinci!!
818pablito 3 months ago
AH MAN WHY THE FUCK DID BERNIE HAVE TO DIE !
decoysk 3 months ago
LMBAO, Bernie Mac's Face at The 1:04 Mark, PRICELESS!!!!
TheRealJohnnieBlaze 3 months ago
yeah? well dese lips wer on yo wife pussy las nite! why don 't you dust that thing off... favorite scene in my favorite movie
dullath 3 months ago
bernie mac was fucking hilarious
FellOnSoundGarden 3 months ago
"I pissed my pants"
"Oh you shut up!"
MrYuirat 3 months ago
whaad you kall me thigh high ? lol
jasperjonez18 3 months ago
I love that "O Come All Ye Faithful" is playing in the background while these three launch a cuss storm at each other, haha
CesMan83 4 months ago
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Bitch Bitch Bitch lmaoooooo
Kah41288 4 months ago
"Yeah? you sure it ain't too sore from last night?" LMAO
Slimmstarr51 4 months ago
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Slimmstarr51 4 months ago
pause at 0:37 <3
wainwright461 5 months ago
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"Bitch bitch bitch!"
Chasebass777 5 months ago
"Thigh High" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ChiTownWarrior1 5 months ago
Every time my wife hears this it cracks her up!
Bogframe 6 months ago
@Bogframe send her my way
ELmahico1234 4 months ago
@ELmahico1234 You couldn't handle her.
Bogframe 4 months ago
yeah you sure it aint too soft from last night?
griptaily 6 months ago
special treatment? I'm 3 foot fucking tall u asshole lmao
Hopper830 7 months ago 23
"You got some lip on you, midget."
crispybeak 7 months ago 3
This is to funny he said im 3ft fuckn tall you azz hole
Lilmama12298 7 months ago
I could stick you in my ass smallfry :P that's some funny shit:)
brygggan 7 months ago
I pissssshhh muh paaanntssss ehhh ;-/
ariesscorpiorising 7 months ago
im a mothafuckin dwarf i laughed so hardwhen he said that
ponypeckermunch666 7 months ago
I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK OK?!!!
xanderdude123 8 months ago
0:33
pvtcowboyFMJ 8 months ago
"I'm three foot fuckin' tall!" Tony Cox should be in more movies.
Moviewhiz1 8 months ago
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bitch bitch bitch bitch
KnowYourRole1111 8 months ago
It's the matter of physics.
Noobcs 8 months ago
maybe you should lend a hand HMMM?????
pearlexport32 8 months ago
sweet jews for jesus lol
RemusRomulas 8 months ago
I can stick you in my ass small fry
matt43402 9 months ago
I pissed my pants......oh shut up!!!! lol
matt43402 9 months ago
i love black people so much, im not even kidding
thevoidconsumes 10 months ago
What you say thigh high
tevin3 10 months ago
Lol this movie is on right now, comedy central. This might just be the best scene from it haha.
thesadmummy77 10 months ago
special treatment, I'M 3 FOOT FUCKING TALL YOU ASSHOLE, its a matter of physics, draw me a sketch of how i get him to the car BEST PART
joey5605 11 months ago
@joey5605 actully the best part was SKETCH IT UP YOU FUCKING MORON! FUCKING LEORNIDO DAVINCI! I CALLED YOU A FUCKING GUINNI HOMO FROM THE 15th Fucking CENTRY YOU DICKHEAD
TristanJacksonTV 9 months ago
@TristanJacksonTV actually all of it was the best part, nothings funnier than a midget
joey5605 9 months ago
@joey5605 Yea your right. dude. i got this reply as soon as you sent it lol
TristanJacksonTV 9 months ago
press 6 rapidly for breast feeding
joey5605 11 months ago 5
@joey5605 LMAO!
fuc180 10 months ago
Oh boy. That's a punkin'!
MrBolas33 11 months ago
LOLOLOL I CRIED WATCHING THIS
212killah 11 months ago
that is the definition of getting owned. LOL!!!!
Bluediablo02 11 months ago
"I pissed my pants" "Oh shut up"
ihaterabbits696 1 year ago
"What do you mean get him outta here?" My thoughts exactly little man. LOL!
courtneyahawkins 1 year ago
"these lips were on your wife's pussy last night!"
AngelMikey22 1 year ago 5
I love this movie, they need to make another one.
aerowayne1 1 year ago
@aerowayne1 they are. billy bob thorton confirmed they are filming a bad santa 2 and should be released by christmas of this year (2011). go look on the bad santa wikopedia page. i hope it does come out by then cuz this movie in my opinion is a fuckin classic
gamerfever15 1 year ago 3
@gamerfever15 Thats great news, and it is a fucking classic.
aerowayne1 1 year ago
@gamerfever15 omg i can't wait then ^^
bubbaXzone 10 months ago
LOL@ the midget talking shit!
MrBronx61 1 year ago
At 1:03, I love at how Bernie Mac's mood goes from "look at the dwarf talkin shit lol" to "I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU".
pratikh 1 year ago 2
"What did you call me thigh high?!"
"I called you a fuckin' guinee homo from the 15th fucking century, you dickhead"
Weslo2 1 year ago 23
you got some lip on you midget!
hazardous1990 1 year ago
1:01-1:03 The look on Bernie Mac's face = PRICELESS!!
ggorlano 1 year ago
Sketch it up you fucking moron. LMAOX3 :D
ConorC96 1 year ago
Santa has gone to feed his reindeer He'll Be Back Soon!
Hahhahaha :D
zhred 1 year ago
Thigh High. LMAO!
rtthironmaidentb 1 year ago 2
<3!
AxelNight13 1 year ago
naw what had me rollin was wtf is it with u and sandwitches
SaVvYM3RK 1 year ago
.....................half.
Girdz17 1 year ago
I wish santa told me he pissed his pants
calderon134 1 year ago
i think his favorite word is asshole lol
ricekrispyplayer 1 year ago
sweet Jews for Jesus this movie is hilarious
AxeChocolateboy 1 year ago 2
in case you havent notice im a mothafucking dwarf hahaha to funny
ricekrispyplayer 1 year ago
i could stick you up my ass small fry... hahahahhaha
NoAim09 1 year ago 2
love this movie happy Christmas,
djbillybop 1 year ago
love this movie happy christmas,
djbillybop 1 year ago
well these lips were on yo wifes pussy last night. Why dont you dust that thing off once and a while.
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Marvel0uSs 1 year ago
This is the greatest Christmas movie ever. The writer is a genius, and the actors are brilliant.
roccorocket 1 year ago 27
@roccorocket Damn right! It gets me through the holidays.
StanBennet 3 months ago
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lol ..bitch bitch bitch
Liamcl13 1 year ago
I love how he just drops him.
KristinaTVfan 1 year ago
Im 3 ft fucking tall its a matter of physics haha
Bradster420 1 year ago 4
R.I.P. Bernie Mack Awesome movie!
cheapcape 1 year ago 5
" I could stick you up my ass.. small fry""
oGaMeOvAo 1 year ago
nothing gets you in the holiday spirit like a cussin elf
djembefola3 1 year ago 2
I pissed myself...
Theburn77 1 year ago 3
@Theburn77 aw shut up!
eaglerouge 1 year ago
0:06 secs amazing haha
Cookie901Monster 1 year ago
LOL~"thigh high.."
anonymous5541 1 year ago
"sweet Jews for Jesus.."
Kilgore1004 1 year ago 6
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PrymeMick 1 year ago
He looks like he's trying not to laugh at 1:05
KingOfBBQ 1 year ago
dust that thing off once in a while!
skarecrow08 1 year ago
tony cox is sooooo cuuuute iiiii
DjEnej6 1 year ago 2
Special treatment?! I'M THREE FOOT FUCKIN' TALL YOU ASSHOLE!!
sxerunner 1 year ago 3
well these lips were all over ur wifes pussy last night
willykNZ 1 year ago
I can stick you in my ass small fry
Alien1Resurrection 1 year ago
What you say thigh high-LOL!!!
316greg 1 year ago
Its funny cause Bernie Mac's character in Friday didnt like the small guy's character in Friday either.
IAMOUTBREAK 1 year ago
"well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night!!!"
LOOOOOOOOOL
TheGreatWen 1 year ago 3
"i can get another safecracker"
"well i can get another midget"
"how? do you see us motherfuckers hanging of fucking trees?"
themightyjoseph 1 year ago
Tony Cox is HILARIOUS!!!
Clancker1223 1 year ago 5
HIT IT!!!! U DONT UNDERSTAND!
genaschtes 1 year ago
"What you call me thigh high?" "I'll stick you in my ass small fry" LMFAO Best part hands down...
DeeMacSDC 2 years ago 2
LOL at the midget talking shit!
MrBronx61 2 years ago
"Sweet Jews for Jesus!" -ROTFL
MoreisMor 2 years ago
I saw this the first day it came out!!! i laughed so fucking much!!! one of funny'st movies ever!!!!
ny5280 2 years ago
@ny5280 yeah i had to watch it twice missed half the first time i was laughing so hard
harvickfan82479 2 years ago
lmao!!!!!!! the part when he says tigh high' i almost fell of my chair I couldnt laugh my stomach hurt so much jesus!
InfiniteMaC 2 years ago
LOLLLLLL. this is the best scene in the MOVIE. LMAO. "fucking leonardo davinci"
animanga65 2 years ago
Draw me a sketch!
Shystichu 2 years ago
what you call me thigh high.....outstanding banter
irishrazorhogan 2 years ago
lol this is the best part
spideRR 2 years ago
lol my fav in comedy!!!!! in my opinion i think this is the funniest movie of the holiday season
Straight4Edge 2 years ago 2
If you havent noticed " I'm a Motherfucking Dawf " LOL>
TheMRfunnyMONKEY 2 years ago 2
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Wiseguy453 2 years ago
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Wiseguy453 2 years ago
Sweet jews for jesus!!!! Great
mterracciano 2 years ago 3
bitch bitch special treatment u all the same.. goverment?
undertakerdavis242 2 years ago 2
you sure it aint too sore from last night ?
HimynameisReece 2 years ago 2
You got some lip on you midget!
JackDveiny 2 years ago 42
Yeah, well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night!
fez1964 2 years ago 2
@JackDveiny those lips were on your wife's pussy last night
lookaguru 1 year ago
@JackDveiny These lips were on your wife's pussy last night.
FelixRohatyn 1 year ago 4