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  • give the poor bastard some privacy GEEZ!!! :P

  • O si dame mas papito

  • Turtle POWER! cowabunga lil buddy

  • Great, now you can never wear those shoes again.

  • Once you go shoe...you don't go back!

  • Turtle dicks?

  • Sounds like every stroke is an orgasm.....jealous

  • I love the noise it makes. So cute!!! lol

  • Gooo turtle go...... Get some lmfao hahahaha

  • This turtle is my new role model.

  • Turtles make noise?

  • Rip it a new one Turtle!!

  • That is fucked up LOL

  • Its offical, he made the boot his bitch.

  • @SegaUnited TROLOLOL its rin btw ;D skype FTW

  • its awkwardly cute

  • That shit is funny

  • Go Oogway!

  • I like toytles

  • wow i didn't know they had a penis!

  • Ninja Turtle Gone Wild

  • LMAO

  • get' em rafeal

    

  • That noise is so funny..XDDD

  • This turtle is desperate haha

  • I wish I was the turtle :) looks like fun

  • He was on a mission!!

  • This is how I moan when I hump my cat.

  • Omg lmfao that's hallariouse and sooo cute

  • ....so that's the noise they make o_e

  • this is what I look/sound like when I see a boot...

  • aww the sound could not be more cute.

  • I love its face!

  • omg its so funny when you see him get ready to make the noise

  • Slow and steady baby!

    

  • He needs to get laid big time

  • I Dont see its penis lol hes weight lifting ... idiots.

  • ... I've never seen a turtle so happy to see a boot...

  • its still fast

  • Hahahahha

  • I got laid when I was 13 and upon climax made a sound not unlike this turtle.

  • i find it hard to masturbate to this -_-

  • 4 people got aroused watching this.

  • hahahahahahaha nt stop laughing

  • GET YOUR INS

    

  • eeeh eeeeh eeeh eeeeh eeeeeeh eeeh eeeh eeh eeeh *splooge*

  • we believe in you little turtle. You push boundaries. You don't take no for an answer. You don't need nike or adidas. You just love that there shoe. Li'l turtle, you transcend species profiles just to be with the one you love. Li'l turtle, WE LOVE YOU!

  • @Platychidnapus HAHA!!!! Awesome!

  • This turtles sex name is Tiger.

  • have you got another turtule

  • AWW ITS SO CUTE BUT DIRTY THATS WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL!

  • they shouldv gave the turtle and boot a room

  • awwww so cute :D

    but... poor guy^^

  • I really wana chew on his head but i dunno why!!!...?

  • I didn't think turtles had penises until now.

  • @stabbingskewer Ignorance.

  • you can never look at that boot the same way after this

  • pfss, doggy style more better FTW!

  • squeek

  • So What? Call me immature and with no taste, this still cracks me up everytime I see it.

    Btw I can never look a turtle the same way ever again.

  • hee hee its cute and dirty at the same time lol

  • he probably got AIDS from that boot

  • I'm disturbed. e-e

  • do you still wear the boots??

  • little did he know he was being filmed, being so intimate with a shoe.

  • Omg the sound he make is so cute!!!

  • Ever wonder what a turtle's penis looks like?

    LOOK NO FURTHER.

  • Aww sooooooo cute :-)

  • I vote for get that turtle a mate please damn take him to a local pet store and let him get it in

  • Haha

  • THIS TURTLE IS KNOCKING THE BOOT!

  • it sort of gets sad after a while u need to find it a partner

  • HHAHHAHHAHHHHAAAA! Listen to the sound he makes!!! LMFAO! poor turtle!!! he sounds like a broken squeeky toy!

  • Toot it and boot it haha XD

  • @thedeadlyhamster45 Oh lawdy, I just died laughing! XD

  • the sound he makes just kills me!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • funny!!!

  • WTF NOW IVE SEEN TURTLE DICK

  • why does it open its mouth when humping

  • crack up as yo!

  • The turtle hass a boner!!! lmfao 0:34 !!!! lol it soundz funny tho lol

  • That is a cute widdle turtle!

  • I really hope thats its tail and not its baby d

  • I wonder how will the kids turn out...

  • @dbxdragan yeh lol

  • the boot wanted more action but the turtle finished to early

  • watch out he doesnt find ur head in the middle of the night.

  • @BlingingBenjamin ure so right hahaha hope that doesnt happen to him someone should do a videoof the turtle humping man head while he aleep hahahahaah!!!!

  • so cute huhu hahah

  • aww he needs a lady....quick before he dies of athletes foot

  • Awww man!! Get him a girlfriend please!!! Damn lol

  • Good Job, Blastoise

  • this turtle needs a mate.....

  • Wtf, why did u close up his penis? O.o

  • what kinda turtel is that?

  • its so cute

  • that sound is kinda...okay REALLY cute

  • thats fucking awesome

  • lol this vid is awesome

  • you gotta beat off some how...

  • LMFAO this is funni and weird at the same time xD

  • turtle + shoe forever♥

  • The squeaking is making me laugh my ass off... too funny!

  • don't smell your shoe lol

  • this is so cute. :P

  • EEIHH... EEIHH

  • SO CUTE

  • can't touch it

  • EPIC

  • LOL....SO FUNNY~

  • dude this is classic turtle porn!

  • funny LOL

  • National Geographic don't have shit on this! this is classic! Turtle porn!

  • that shoe must be good ;)

  • LMFAO!

    You have turtle jizz all over your boot now!

  • ahahhahahaha!

  • LMAO Tat Turtle iz kinky

  • Eewwie

  • I like turtles.

  • it looked like it was turning the shoe away saying give me and the boot some room

  • That sound LOL UHN!

  • Awesome!

  • Turtles are the only animals that look cute humping things.

  • @Bonzibuddy4ever2 You've clearly never seen me hump. Adorable, yet powerful and striking.

  • @Bonzibuddy4ever2 theyre also the ones that make it sound exiting 2 :3

  • he looks like hes trying to eat the lace.

  • UHN

  • Sweet OH face

  • OMG that was hilarious! I love when he picks the boot up and starts carrying it around.

  • Lol i hate myself because i find it cute...

  • I'm gonna ask my girl friend if we can do it turtle style

  • @Sexiesttalk hahahahaha

  • @Sexiesttalk did she say yes?? ^^

  • CLIMAX!!!

  • I agree with Bunbury46s XD that's so adorable... ignoring the fact that it's a turtle having sex with a boot XD;;

  • shiiit that turtles dick is big!

  • LMFAO....idk turtles make noises specially like that

  • thats sad. buy that thing a mate

  • hahaha the noise it makes is adorable

  • I have nothing against this video, but for some odd reason this makes me sad...

  • money shot at 1:40

  • he's faking it!!!!

  • I don't care what anyone else says, that is a really cute noise haha

  • dacci dentro

  • hey at least he's getting off, lol

  • Thats to fuck'n funny

  • wtf.

  • I don't know what he's trying to do with his mouth... just imagin what would happen if his mouth made contact...

  • bless his heart..damn..wow..ooh, i'm totally speechless....

  • tha tturtle shud do porn lmao

  • My friend has pet turtles and after I showed her this, she's gonna be listening for that squee

  • Poor turtle...

  • O_O didn't know turtles made that sound.......

  • lol thats too funnii lol

  • Just saw it on E! hahaha love it!

  • JAJAJAJ que cañaaaa

  • That is just too sad, find the poor guy a turtle woman!

  • maybe your moonie overlord could match him with one, goof.

  • eeu!

  • dude lols. THat is just lol.

  • EEEEE

  • why cant anyone give a turtle some private time ? :'(

  • old

  • why did you keep doing close ups of his weener

  • YOOOOO! EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

  • this video is going to be the new hit of youtube!

  • lmfaooo

  • That is too funny!

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