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  • If there is a loft go in there and break roof open and shoot zombies make sure u have s silencer

  • If you see a sniper, avoid him as he could assume you're a walker. Then again don't go out of your house because the roads will be clogged and if you do avoid others entirely. Only go to the closest stores if you must.

  • NEVER BARRICADE YOURSELF!!!! keep moving like in a caravan or convoy...your bound to find humvies from the army reserve or national guard get aabout 4-5 of those 3-4 jeeps and a gas truck along with a couple of uhauls (why uhauls? the back is made out of THICK metal which makes for an amazing place to rest or store supplies.) and maybe (depending on your group size) if you find some not infected civilians oick em up they could know a trade that is beneficial to your team!

  • @philyphil1990 "dont barricade"???? Really so in my case where I have tons of supplies a years worth of food and water, guns and I live out in the country. You can wander around but as for me guess what I will live comfortably in a house that's easily dependable. Have fun wondering around

  • This 1 was not as thought out as the other I just watched. Zombies can sense if you are there after they spot you But they can not climb. If in a 2 story home it's best to go to the second floor and destroy the staircase or block it so it is unaccessible. Also it would be a good idea to move everything that could be

  • how to survive a zombie apocalypse....well throw your wife out..lock all doors and windows call the pizza man and wait intill he get's eaten and intill the zombies are all gone run out and get the pizza (repeat this if you get hungry) and watch tv....(if you don't have a tv or its broken) go to fridge take out a beer look outside take a drink for each corpse or zombie you see or just call the hot niegbour over

  • MP5A4 :)

  • zombie is a polite way of saying Niggers without causing offence

  • You just "found those" on a police officer.... AWESOME!!!!!!!!

  • put blankets on the window and play games and music with a headset that simple!

  • i would play 360 thumbs up

  • Anything can be improvised and used as a weapon, Old microwaves blew up because of metal being put in there, new one simply start sparking and blow a fuse, beer is more water than anything, I'm sorry but one fool in the uk does not an expert make, if on the ground level zombies can break in where thers an opening, bar the door or jam the handle with a chair or a long board, Make a molitov while your sitting on your ass, check for cash somewhere money still has value, and have a can opener duh

  • @SlayerVH Money doesn't have value... Food, water, weapons and ammo are the currency.

  • Beer in a microwave blows up... how do you know this? :p

  • I thought in a Zombie Apocalypse there would be no power :S

  • Ok first he tells u don't use a computer cause they take ur attention and in the end telling u to search for a password to use one I don't get it.

  • Can i come to your house if there is a zombie outbreak?

  • I can survive doing one thing and one thing onley..... gorilla tactics with alot of people and a shit load of guns with alot of food :D

  • spread organic heirloom food seed far and wide, its called"johnny appleseed economics"or"gorrila gardens",spread more organic food. wake up everyone,do your part!!get seed and make a organic revolution your way.SPREAD THE ORGANIC SEED EVERYWHERE TELL OTHERS! INCREASE THE FOOD SUPPLY RIGHT NOW WHILE WE GOT TIME!! GROW VERTICAL GARDENS IF YOU DONT HAVE THE SPACE! START NOW!SOLAR ENERGY,HAM RADIO,WATER!

    AN ARMY IS ONLY AS STRONG AS ITS STOMACh! springs comming start now!

  • @boxa888 no

  • @drgigglesdoescocaine We know your kidding but that isn't really funny at all... that is actually disturbing

  • @TASKFORCESoldier141 We know your kidding but that isn't really funny at all... that is actually disturbing

  • @oppresseddude what the hell is wrong with twinkies?

  • Are them guns actually real?

  • get some sleep and hope u wake up :)

  • tip get the rage virus get the stabilizer then drink 'em both then boom you got yourselves an instant half zombie

  • are those airsoft guns?

  • twinkies are the source of happiness

  • @TASKFORCESoldier141 no...meth is

  • zombiesurvivalsquad.yolasite. com/ Come by and look at our survival guide and add tips and talk in the chat Thanks {remove the spaces between . and com

  • I got an idea cover yourself in deer pee. They can't smell you

  • if zombies are ever attacking, i know how to survive for years. Get a house boat ( hardest part) and anchor it in the middle of lake michigan. its big enough you cant see to the other side, easy access from michigan to chicago, and all the food ( fish) and water ( lake water) you could ever need. lake water might not taste the best but its fresh water. and zombies can swim.

  • @LegoWorldCrisis And if you ever need some beer you can come here to Milwaukee :D!

  • @Tux3d0 milwaukee oregon?

  • @drkool01 No Milwaukee, Wisconsin

  • @Tux3d0 you know i will. lol

  • nice airsoft guns

  • hay will hocky masks count as protection

  • love it

  • This is my plan. find a 2nd story house as far away from civilazation as possible grab a rope ladderas well as all the food, water, guns, and ammo. barricade the windows and doors. then destroy the stairs and fortify your deffences and stay there as long as possible.

  • @drkool01 go to Fort Union in Hazleton PA. thats where im going. its a 3 story house.

  • I know this is for fun but still you never know if zombies do attack. If im in a home I need to make sure its way and I mean way out there in the middle of the country or desert cause the life out there is very low. 2 Story homes are hard to barricade alone but its more worth the effort if its overan by zombies and you made a 2nd story escape plan. I tend to leave weapons in multiple areas so I can walk around without a weapon and be ready at all times.

  • Are you going to do a video on IED's an improvised and handmade weaponry?Also I love blasting heavy metal acros the area!!!

  • cool

  • can I pay you to sit in my closet until the dead stop being dead comrade?

    

  • ...so if they have a 360 set up dont play it.

    me: D:

  • lol screw combat boots stiking with nikes and skinny jeans lol

  • I honestly think that if their ever will be a zombie outbreak, you are going to do just fine, mate :) you know what you are talking about, and now what you are doing. And I know it's just for fun, but maybe it will be useful sometimes :)

  • I would prefer a hand gun at my second arms But as my first arms its all bout Shot guns and Machine guns My layout would be Combat Boots, A north face sweater and a NYC Cap i would have a shot gun strapped to my myself and a handgun reachable at all times Thats all oh and a small knife at my pocket

  • @Harunoakia so...you'd be pantsless?

  • are those real guns or just spraypainted airsoft guns or models

  • Awesome man very informal i think your the best one i know right now.

  • i dont think cops have a machine gun

  • @million701 probably not,but they do have the next best thing,the M4 and the mp5

  • if you are in a house get all the supplys to the top floor (provided it has a secound floor and an ladder or similar way to get down to the first floor and out of the house and destroy the stairs another great zombie vid !!!

  • have you ever kill a zombie

  • came to think of it can zombies swim i mean i would myself propoply go out on a lake on my cruise boat... I mean it has bulletproof windows and metal doors and i think not like 30 zombies would come to swim me out from a lake if i anchor there i hear if its coming and i think zombies without anything on it wont be able to get trough bullet proof windows... and i got fridge there no complaints :D Thats my solution.

  • @Zobberi zombies can't swim but they don't breath so they can walk under water and not drown. as long as your boat has a high deck they can't get in since they can't climb.

  • You're in the UK? Why not take a trip to York? It's a walled city. If you can get rid of the infestation there, close the gates and set about gathering survivors.

    I'm sad enough to have worked out how many re-enactors we'd need to storm York in the case of the entire population of the city going Z. I've noticed Angelus is a LARPer, which would be easy enough to translate to re-enactor in a day or so.

    My survival plan is pretty thoroughly worked out.

  • I bet in a zombie outbreak he dies first!

  • weee airsoft gun cool i have m4

  • go see my lego old game consoles

  • LOL I love these videos

    By the way I would like to give a little tip here: If you are in a house with a zombie like 1 or 2 only don't shoot try to get by with beating them with a bat or something. Shooting makes your situation even worse

  • I would like to have an MP5- with a silencer and foldable stock + a handgun, that uses 9mm ammo (The same as the MP5). Maybe a glock. The reason to that is that I would be able to find ammo more often. Also an M4 carbine would be great. I would have black cotton or leather jacket, black combat trousers, a west with plenty of pockets for ammo and other stuff. Military shoes would be also great. I would also like a scarf like yours!

  • bear grylls of zombies?

  • ZOMG you have a smg!

  • fuck that, ill still play my xbox and computer, id just bored everything up

    and cut a huge hole in the roof so i can snipe and wrape the whole house

    in razor wire, and steel the world war 2 turret from the army navey store.

    and sence im from ATL ill steel all the black kids weed, and play left 4 dead

    hahaha iv already got a huge fence

  • shouldent you sleep on the roof of the house so u would be high inof from the zombies?

  • could a zombie tell if a house that wasnt barracaded before is barracaded now

  • you forgot too say that you need to have at least 2 escape rutes. because if you get surrounded you will get killed.

  • I have a m4 a1 carbine burst or semi so I will hold them and I got a nice little friend I call a 45. cal hand gun with a mp5k

  • omg all u guys talking bout the guns you have:P I have none, only a set of katana's and some axes for wood cutting

  • i take it an air rifle or pistol wouldn't do anything against a zombie would it?

  • mabye if its powerful enough

  • @skiny998 with the pistol if you geta headshot then yeah, but an air rifle, yourve fucked

  • blunt wepons too shoting guns will attract zombies so only use guns if in real trouble

  • I know where all the ammo is in my house, but not the 226 or the 357 >_>

  • I've got a semi-auto .22 with a basic scope and a fair amont of ammo, and im a hell of a shot, so I'll just grab a bag fill it with foo and a bit of water and sit on my roof. XD

  • i would go and find the keys to a jail cell and leave it at that i would have a pistol and a katana mabey a life time supply of twinkeys haha

  • @cooperpoop GO TWINKEYS,lol

  • @cooperpoop Hell yeah on the twinkeys!!!!!!!! ^_^

  • @cooperpoop

    life time of twinkies? but... they only last 25 years and you would be fat...couldent even use the katana

  • @cooperpoop hm maybe but what r u gonna do for water

  • Mossberg 500 Tactical, Colt .45, Refurbished Springfield .03

  • I would sleep in the basement... safest.

  • just type sv_cheats 1 then type God 1

  • pretty awesome tips funny he referses to resident evils creatures like "nemisis" "tyrant" alot

  • well for the 360 just turn down the volume :)))

  • to survive a zombie outbreak run around in circles and teke em out with the wunderwaffe dg-2 XD

  • @skater1004lyfe childish prick

  • Hey i own a FN P90 and its a full auto and its easy to reload, wouldn't it be a good smg weapon against any outbreak? I'm a Swat Officer so I'm allowed access to any full auto weapons.

  • how weird that the zombies are always attacking UK

  • @KILLERofEVIL11 That why the uk goverment gives each house a bag containing food to survive for a few week and a multitude of weapons that could be used in a zombie attack. They also fit all houses with strong door locks and sound proofing to keep it all quite

  • @KILLERofEVIL11 Yeah, it's like a weekly occurence here.

  • this dude is pretty cool. the only thing i think is funny, is when he says turning on computers is this stupidest thing u can do. but then says that its a good idea to turn on all the computers. other then that, it was good

  • guns are loud might i remind

  • He's Stoned As Fuck

  • Nah, I was exhausted from work and getting very little sleep when I filmed this.

    I don't touch anything like that, I don't even smoke or drink. So yea =]

  • Very good, you should show them what clothes and equipment, and you should have told them, if your gonna use the H&K MP5 you should utilize the Semi-Automatic mode, and if you use the Automatic mode although its gonna give you a morale boost but more than likely is that in a couple hours your gonna waist all of your ammo and your gonna be a big cluster-fuck with an EAT-ME sign around your neck

  • @AngelusObscurum010 So the series is ovah? :( nooooooo

  • @AngelusObscurum010 i like that, you can't have something messing with your judgment in a zombie filled world. stay away from alcohol and drugs, only alcohol for cleaning scrathes from wire or jumping fences

  • @Paint304 Haha thought the same thing! If he didn't comment right here I would have said it too!

  • @Paint304 im watching this stoned as fuck

  • grab all the uninfected and find a cabelas or sporting goods stores and gather all the supplies. and thankfully zombies are slow so you can probably get to a convience store or gas station. Hopefully someone will have a car that is useable. In that case get to a gas station and pump er up. than drive for a dock and take a boat to any island. Since it is off the mainland there is a slight chance the infection hasn't spread.

  • You are pretty good at this Zombie stuff I'v played every resident evil game and I'm always looking out for Zombie stuff

  • im the best resi evil player ever

  • Your knowledge is almost painful.

    Police officers DO NOT bring home their weapon/s.

    Zombies do break windows, it's not hard.

  • go to a cop station coz theres gunna be surviers and gun and ammo and cars and car keys

  • No, you twit, every single idiot like you would have the sane idea. and therefore you would be gathering in a huge crowd and somebody infected would bite someone and it would be a domino effect.

  • Play resident evil two then see if you feel the same about police station's

  • damnstreaght

  • weapon: assult riffle or smg, shout gunn, knife and a pistol and lots and lots of ammo

    food: cann food

    and water dats about it

  • oi think that zombie have very bad sight...

    They sniff u out,they sniff for fresh meat.They are calm when they are not in "attack mode" but when smell fresh blood....u know what happens...

  • yeah they hunt u down and rip your throat out

  • lol here he is saying to check the whole house for zombies when hes sittin right their sleeping for some zombie to rape him

  • One: u Smoked pot, didn't you? or you gamed too much. =P

    Two: your guides are the parents off al zombie surv" guide.

    Qeustion: Do you reccomend Resident evil 5?

    because i have L4D, Nazi zombies, and soon (2010) L4D2.

  • actually L4D 2 will be released in november 17 2009

  • Right on Brah! These guys are fuckheads lol.

  • Wow, someone took this video way too seriously.

    It was done for fun, a small project I did after I sessioned Resident Evil for 2 days.

    if you didn't like it, why bother commenting?

  • @AngelusObscurum010 great videos and i could tell that your very tired

  • i wud use my dads hunting rifle his machete maybe a small axe his pistol or instead of the axe i wud use my swiss army knife

  • Dont worry my handgun is always with me in the small of my back. And aren't semiautomatic rifles illegal in the UK?

  • Some good guns are

    Handguns

    Shotguns

    Rifles and automatic guns.

    Some good melee weapons are bats machetes smurai swords not the ones with the gay patterns because those will break easier than the pure metal ones

  • wow you just copied that off of expert village

  • Big assumption is that there is still electricity

  • im gonna use my machete a ninemilimeter pistol and a rimfire 10.22 rifle those are the only weapons i have acsess to but my ideal weapon is an m16 or an ar15

  • Hanguns would be my first because its more flexible than most other guns.

  • Flexible? What do you mean by that?

  • he means you can find ammo easier, transport it easier, and do pretty nmuch everything easier

  • a good weapon would probely not exacly be a smg unless the case is your running from a hoard those will slow them down. wont kill them but will slow them down. good weapons are probely.

    1:shotgun (only if you have enough ammo)

    2:hand gun (probely one with alot of ammo per clip[less reload)

    3:any explosives (make sure you have alot though)

  • o and maby a semi auto rifle for good clear shots

  • Actually you'll be best off with a machete, handgun and a hunting rifle.

    Shotguns and their ammo is too heavy and bulky if you have to move. Explosive rarely ever damage the brain of anything.

    Waht you need is headshots and decapitations... nothing more, nothing less.

  • Actully wont a machete get dull? Wouldnt a Crowbarb be better? also if you have one you can smash windows open and crack doors

  • 3:53

    on the contrary.

    zombies can break through windows.

    they don't feel pain(with the exception of voodoo zombies) and will do anything necessary to get to their food....

  • he means upstairs windows

  • you could play it but mute the volume

  • Wouldn't machine guns be a horrible waste of ammo?You'd be better off using a handgun,it saves ammo and would be much more effective.

  • Play left 4 dead

  • left for dead is an exaggeration of zombies

    a handgun would be your best bet.... but having a smg would not be a bad idea...

    neither would a 6 inch knife.....

  • yeah but in left 4 dead and guns were made like they were zombies

  • why do all zombie outbreak storys and movies take place in britan?not trying to affend u but movies like 28 days later and other stuff like that take place in britan.

  • tru that sux imagine zombies in NY or LA??? lmao

  • dont stay in one place have many so you can run if needed and you talk of staying quite but you have a semi auto gun with no silencer to hand guns no silencer where is your close combat wepon like a knife or sword hammer crowbar somthing thats quite and dont run out of ammo that can be used for that 2-3 zombies to make your trip faster insted of going around or atracting more by fireing your gun geting some transportion like a horse or somthing fast ?

  • Isnt it better to wear skinny fit jeans, so you dont have any loose excese. the undead could grab it. same with the long hair. Shave it off.

  • noooooo...............you can barily fit enything in them

  • Butt wouldnt you much rather just carry these things in your sack or then be pulled down by a corpse and eaten alive? lol

    Check out Earth's last stand at Primus08

  • that in zombie survival guide book

  • yeah it is. it is the greatest

  • in a zombie out break you want to find a multilevel building and demolish the stairs then use a ladder to get up and down at night climb up and pull up your ladder and then your safe zombies cant climb

  • that in max brooks zombie guide

  • i know i didn't say it wasn't but its a helpful tip for any who haven't read the book

  • the mp5 does not use the regular 9mm bullets

    it takes 10mm because the 9mm heats up in the barrel and explodes

  • look up MP5 on wiki and read the first sentence...

  • I think you might mean the MP7

    The MP5 uses standard 9mm rounds, which is why its favoured by a lot of special forces and armed response.

  • police officers are known to carry fully automatic sub machine guns for no reason at all

  • In what country?

    Here in Britain, only armed response have access to them.

    It was found in a house, but its all just set up as I wish it, so it won't all be 100% right =]

  • hahah sorry i feel like a jerk, i actually really like you're videos, it was sarcasim but this was the first video i watched by you, i watched all the other zombie ones and i really enjoyed them, sorry mannn =/

  • yeah great vids but zombies can definately break through windows, glass is nothing, they cant feel the cuts, etc.

  • hes show up! =) zombies cant climb up into a window

  • Blast proof windows.

    You know those windows that like protect against like hurricanes?

    how the fuck are they gonna be stronger than a hurrican l0l

  • either get to a block of flats completely destroy all other exits thorw furniture down so its "barricaded" survive their for wat 2 weeks head to the top floor roof top signal help i.e planes helecopters and do not shoot them wit sniper it will make more congregate on your position

  • its called coffee and redbull

  • i would keep a pistol next 2 my bed a smg inbetween the fridge and wall a revolver in the living room my personal fave a colt peace keeper at my waist at all times and if anything gets in ill play alamo in the basement with any gun i grab and ill also have winchester 22 rifle a 12 gauge and amiai hunting rifle in the basement

  • but if you don't get any sleep, you wont be able to stay active enough to survive. i would just find a two storey house, get everything upstairs and destroy the stairs because zombies can't jump or climb.

  • chainsaw own handguns are cool but mp5 are so good

  • actually , if there is a zombie outbreak without any recuse , i'd prefer get some blood of zombie and drink and become a zombie

  • raaight, wouldn't change anything about life, except maybe your eating habits :>

  • Hey 2 things one great vids and Fudgeman chill out look up the bacteria toxoplasma gondii its found in kat poop and it actually destroys all but the medulla oblingata or watever and you revert to your primal insticnts so you just eat and eat and the virus wants to spread so it makes you bite mammals which last time i checked humans are

    GOSH!

  • Dude! You left your window curtains open and your going to sleep!! Bad move!

    And zombies can break glass.