Mass Effect - How To Be A Complete Bitch

[Theshomchez]

wow, this is soo cool, love the blond Shepard! xD

[Derp1978]

terrible animations is what brings this game down

[OdsDeaThShaDoW]

my Favourite Female Bad Ass Character.. hehe ;3

[Failseeker0]

She is a sexy bitch

[2vilku]

Looks like your shep won the race!

[masseffectfan18]

When Shep kills Fist, Ash is like don't news with this bitch. Then when Shep kill other people she's like just another day on the job

[AnimalBabe93]

0:31 Ashley: Ok im not getting on your bad side

[DeathMythos]

hey my character looks exactly like that only her eyes are bigger and purple

[KyuubiLEW]

something tell me you used mod o-O

[BareriSan]

@KyuubiLEW What makes you think that?

[SilentPhil2]

@KyuubiLEW Nope - this is all in the normal game.

[BFHKevin]

Punching the reporter isn't being a bitch, because the reporter is a bitch :L

[sbaby1991]

This is hilarious......

[Mephistin]

you bitch, second mass effect is still much funnier

[Calick]

**BANG BANG** (Wrek is killed)

"Commander, are you alright?"

"I'm feeling a lot better than he is"

LMAO

[xxAnguissettexx]

Hahahaha! I love how Ashley doesn't even react, just chills in the same spot each time Shepard shoots the hell outta someone. "Aaaaaaaaaaand there goes another one."

[tehBLAX]

FUCKING MANUEL U SHOULDVE KEPT UR MOUTH SHUT

[Leylaashley]

xD I loled pissed myself I laughed so hard

[LincolnMuadib]

When your FemShep met Morinth, Morinth went, "Damn bitch, you scary!" And then Morinth went and hid under a table . . .

[Eggheadcobra]

That's a good-looking female Shepard.

[jordanpasek]

i shoulda played as a badass...

[thommelorus]

LMFAO I've had enough of your snide insinuations *FALCON PUNCH*

[HellOnEarth1989]

very well... what a bitch.

[dragonforks93]

#0:16 FALCON PUNCH!

[deathoknight]

i was thinking the hole time head shot head shot head shot y can't you make them stuffer agony shoot them in the stomach and let them bleed out for goddness sakes

[WingedDivinity]

i like a woman that can kick my ass....

[SeventhSun]

@WingedDivinity

You are indeed a masochist. Congratulations on discovering your true identity.

[aekaralagonisi]

This woman is every mans dream. O_o

[SeventhSun]

@aekaralagonisi

Not mine.

[TanTTaraZ]

1:14 best part :3

[roorenxxlove]

I love how Ashley's always just watching :L:L

[sierra087]

I love this! :D Makes me want to start playing ME again! Every line by Shepard (and her crew's reactions) are PURE GOLD!!

[iEmoBarbie]

NOW THIS A TRUE BAD BITCH!! LMAO I LOVE THIS WOMAN..

[ladyaya01]

The two comrades with her are like o_o! - o_o!!! *later* >_> chick, whatever you do DO NOT even hint at leaving the crew or switching sides, you'll get 2 to the head like those sorry souls.- o.o um by the way will we get charged for accessory to murder? o_o, hm good question, let me go clean my gear.

[KamillMalta]

did she kill wrex at 0:51... bitch!!!

[MultiAwesome123]

@KamillMalta Thats the purpose of the vid. Lol

[PercyS0uLFiRePh03niX]

This is sick : D

[sonn4jam3s]

I love Ashley's face. "Just what have I gotten myself into"

[Bobisawesome100]

1:08 dummied! :P

[Pseudologic]

Ashley is an accessory to so many murders.

[StokieStallion]

"im feeling a hell of alot better than he is" lmao

[markinator123]

Both voice actors are great. Male Shepard is a great renegade too (quite funny). However, does anyone feel sorry for the person that a renegade Female Shepard is talking too sometimes. Hale does a really good job at sounding very cold hearted in this game.

[LincolnMuadib]

Oh wow! My female Shepherd is kinda the reverse of that, she's kinda a goody two-shoes. On the positive, all my team are alive and love me! Though when Admiral whatever ranted on about wanting to inspect my ship as the aliens had got their tentacles over it I told him to take a flying jump, he wasn't coming near my ship and get out of my way. I kinda hate racists. For the same reason I shot Finch, the gang member. He was friends with a xenophobe attempted mass-murderer.

[LincolnMuadib]

@LincolnMuadib . . . dammit, not all alive now. Had to say g'bye to Ashley on Vermire . . . she nuked herself when I saved Kaidyn. Wonder if I can set up a love triangle with Kaidyn and Lira? I know ya can if Shep's male and Ashley's the other woman . . .

[blueberrymaiden]

@LincolnMuadib you mean like where you have to decide between them, cuz they get all jealous and pissy? yep, your crew just isn''t into polygamy. even the ones that seem unhealthily dependent on you are strong enough to break up w/ you rather than share you. Same in ME2. There goes my 'dreams' of creating a male harem (like Fruits Basket :) hehe.

[LincolnMuadib]

@blueberrymaiden oops, forgot to update! Yeah I tried for a 3sum with Liara and Kaiden but Kaiden fropped out. What a wuss! Then in ME2 I got me some Garrus (YEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!). Of course I also had me some Liara lovin' in the Shadow Broker DLC. My FemShep is such the slut . . . but I love her! I think she's the only one having the sexytime on the Normandy . . .

[LincolnMuadib]

@LincolnMuadib . . . but I think Kasumi has random hookups across the ship, with her sneaky sneaky Shadow Strike allowing her to *sneak sneak* into Jacob's, Thane's and Zaed's rooms . . .

[blueberrymaiden]

@LincolnMuadib

i figured you'd have figured it out by now :P

just thot it was funny there's hot alien lesbian sex but no male-male. They can say the Asari are hermaphroditic and/or unisex or whatever, but you know all everyone sees is sexy blue lady on FemShep contact ^.^ Dunno why they didn't bother having male couples, but that's their prerogative i guess. MaleShep has lines recorded for Kaiden romance, so it's not like they just didnt think of it :P oh well. just makes me curious i guess.

[blueberrymaiden]

@LincolnMuadib

Garrus is pretty great. so cute and awkward, like my Shep has to teach him the ropes. literally... Hey you gotta have some kinda fun while youre out in the middle of nowhere. And I'm almost certain that Morinth isn't being idle when youre not visiting her :P (Although i'd be upset if Samara ran around on me on my own ship, after that whole 'duty makes romance impossible' speech) My Shepard likes to play both sides (or more), until she decides what/who she wants :)

[Sebal007]

Damnit, you shadows are soft, my shadows are grainy v.v

Any help?

(patch 1.02, and vanilla, same problem)

ATI HD 4870

[metriodf]

i'd sex her with her bad ass :)

[TheStupidAznGrl]

I am a bitch.

[gibraltarfrankie]

imagine her in bed lmao

[xAciasx]

@gibraltarfrankie yeah sure, she will kill you after the act, for sure.

[Chupanesko]

whats the song?

[katga2]

jaja what abitch, I love her!! jaja

[shadowolf254]

by the way do ya have a link to download these mods or something

[Joebosa]

shes a fukin BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CaptainSheperd]

She have murdered and beat all the player in ME :D I like it... You are playin as a RENEGADE, I suppose :D

[Mbraund94]

I love how Ashley just looks on as you go around murdering people

[czCrusheer]

@Mbraund94 lololol

[MJSpiritual]

You can be the galaxies biggest bitch but killing Wrex is a no no

[insect1997]

me i destroy anyone who pisses me off

i show no mercy muhahahahahahaha lol

[xzist187]

fuck yes, just finished ME2 and this vid brought back some memories. haha that reporter was classic.

[YamapiDaisuki02]

LMFAO XD

[Rythan]

Say goodnight Manueelll... ROFL

[Dustehue928]

0:33 was that Shiala? O_O you killed Shiala? =O

[VandalV]

Shiala is at 1:25.. but yes, she killed her, haha. Great death scene though.. one of my favorites.. character wise too, glad she was in ME2.

[Dustehue928]

oh nono was a name mix, i ment Sha'ira, but you killed Shiala too ^^

[elpisiyun369]

Im the nicest person in both ME1 and ME2

[xHavokx09]

I keel errthang

[hippieforhistory004]

lol at 0:50-1:00

[jros83]

typical woman

[ubcphysicsyangbo]

typical human woman?

[Deathlock257]

@ubcphysicsyangbo

YEAH! hahahaha

[Greenmarthy]

i punched that reporter in MS2 aswell haha.,,  didnt expect that but she desered that :p

[AfroHorseProductions]

Im an ass in ME

[BakaRice]

I am a total b*tch in Mass Effect 2 as well, this game is great!

[Izrijo]

i think shepard punching out the reporter shoulda been the last clip in the vid

[alhagaghad]

@Izrijo

LOL thats funny considering the video response

[Izrijo]

ya thats the point man, woulda been get a good laugh

[ghhyrd]

Was that Wrex getting the lead backrub at 0:46?

[Izrijo]

ya man

[nocbl2]

When she dropped that bitch... I laughed so hard!

[alhagaghad]

@nocbl2

same i was about to take a nice gulp from my drink too *phew*

[nocbl2]

lol BOOM BOOM BOOM

[methanolpower]

Lol.

My voice must be heard.. donkk. ughh...

[VexenKaori]

OMG when she punched that dude i was laughing so hard!

[Mcheetah]

Being a Renegade doesn't mean you have to be a bitch. It just means you "know how to get shit done."

That armor sucks by the way. You probably just chose it for the breast patches.

[umbrella12]

sheaprd: "shoot wrex"

wrex: ouh....oh

shepard "shoots again"

wrex:oh...uh.."dies"

looooool

[jimmy564321]

Ha what a bitch

[DAVIDAF12]

That was... Priceless ahhaha

[SaiphMcKey]

Holy shit! Tough! Lol XD

[Elmhurst676]

I love Ashley's "durpdurpiedurp" expression

[discoverychannel34]

with the music in the background it sounds like some mtv show but good job

[ShadowWatcher98]

wow she just shoots or punches every single innocent person she sees

[RebeccaLessay]

XD XD XD

[blueyes1077]

Whatta cunt. Hate to see her with PMS.

[Leylaashley]

@blueyes1077 lmao

[DrAimbot]

Ashley's got the same "welp" face every time.

[EliteZniper]

At 1:57 the weapon has no recoil! =S

[LadyGagafan00123]

holy fuk she justs shoots anything dats pisses her off

[moonbal]

lol what a bitch

[ultranova12]

glorius is what this is lol

[kinslayer037]

now thats a woman

[VikingWarCry]

@kinslayer037

No, thats a man playing female character ...

[blueberrymaiden]

@VikingWarCry

lol actually sometimes I let them live so I can check up on them later (in ME2), killing them is too easy and quick. Like that reporter (not that you can kill her, but still fun to oblige her repeated desire to get knocked out by me) and that crime cartel woman you "persuade" to doing honest work, forgot her name. (Ya, you BETTER be stayin on the up and up grrr) Hehe see I can be a menacing evil bitch and STILL do good :P In your defense, my husband also plays a femShep.

[bigdragon8me]

subject zero from mass effect 2 is like bad shepard

[jimday666]

"i don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation"

want a girl just like she is

[cristicbz]

=)), I was max Paragon all the times I've beaten it. This is so evil!!

[WorthCart]

Same here

[xXUpgaryeDDXx]

lol

[zapbolt]

omfg, sooo evul!!!

[Kalo2502]

This. Is pure gold. xD 5/5 Made me laugh like hell especially at 1:07

[S8GShadow]

1:10 LOL she fuckin knocked her lights out

[jbuz101]

i can barely find reall good armor. lots of weapons tho. im looking for benzia on peak 15 atm. (im paragon btw) and armor costs a shitload. lol

[yibuu2]

if you have the bring down the sky dlc you can get one of the best armours in the game for free

[ENM173]

I found MK. X Heavy Predator armor. IMHO it's the best in the game.

[DropKickEddy]

The Armour is Assassin X Heavy if anyone's wondering

[Bigboomar]

I like how your squad mates are like :smug: when you're about to kill someone

then "lolk" when you're done

[mihawk1]

hey that female shepard is pretty hot lol.

[thegiantpigeon]

HA! i didn't know you could punch the media woman!

[Airforce9999]

same ! XD This was fucking hilarious.

[FlamingHotKittens]

Your Shepard looks and sounds just like my bitch of an english teacher...lol

[EvangelineSky]

imo... the male Shepard works better as a Paragon and the female as a Renegade. I think it's mostly in their voices, the male one is sorta of monotone but has a good guy sound to it. The female Shepard has a much wider range and she's great being evil. :D

[asmzzz]

Yes

[EvangelineSky]

And my Shepard looked almost exactly like her. Same face and hair anyway... brings back memories ^_^

[xxrigo22xx]

Funny I did the opposite, I just started my paragon Female Shepard..Cant wait till part 2 :)

[EvangelineSky]

It's fun being a bitch in Mass Effect...

...so many opportunities to kick-ass mid conversation or just shoot people randomly, lol. ;)

[Specopleader]

1:42 is like the 3-bitchy assasins.

[StarLitStranger]

LMAO

[razzakksa]

lol super spoiling!

[Diwon91]

lol @ ashley

[ChronoMune]

Haha....exactly what I was looking at. It's hilarious. At 0:28 she's like "..........I am so hot for you right now." Then at 0:42 it changes to "...................alright, now it's getting a little old."

[Aspire198]

lol didn't notice that. the face at 0:28 was epic.

[BExCasper]

It's good to be Renegade :)

[chipmunx]

You get a five for showing gratuitous amounts of Asari murders.

[11thirtyfour]

Shiala is the best character in the game, and her murder (yes, murder) scene behaviour proves it! (my opinion)

[YoungZer0]

Damn i had no idea you could shot and punch so many people. :D

[legandarymasterrevan]

that's not being a bitch, that's just being a dumbass who shoots everyone lol

[drakoo]

lol @ ashely's lack of emotion throughout this whole thing

[LithiumHammer]

She must have been like:

"Hmmm... Pretty ballsy"

[imnamelessdude]

hilarious lol!

[Asskicker32294]

Funny title.

[HandsomeDynamite]

Fitting music.

[Leomon666]

Complete Bitch what can i say

[ClassicToonFan64]

Something tells me your Shepard will get along with Grunt and Subject Zero.

[Palora01]

What kind of armour and guns are those? they don't quite look as stock models.

[TJVBernal]

that would make a good bitchy companion

[rineddy]

your character turned rly bad ! wow XD

[Kemotosen]

Lol I ended up hitting the guy in the first clip and then being a goody-two-shoes paragon for the rest of the game. It was funny to see such a small choice actually end with Shepard laying that dude out.

[Terentela]

When you start a new game, I heard you can continue with a current character after completing the game, if possible can you change that characters looks, class and Pre-Service history?

[JJmakesfunofu]

Yes you can start again but no you start like you just made your character and suck, but you do get all the equipment from the last run through. :)

[EleCoR]

i bet the reporter's boobs were rock solid for her to make a sound like that when she fell XD

[bogmire777]

COLD AS ICE!

[OsamodasKnight]

I have only four words to discribe the actions she has done:

DAMN GIRL! THATS COLD! 0_o

[TBrius88]

Awesome looking character. And because of this Im going to start a new game with a renegade female xD ...

[oOZ0MB1EOo]

hahah smack 'em bitch!

[showmethelight]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i've never done any of this but thanks for posting the outcomes! XD

[0o0dead0o0]

all the is like the exact oppsite to what i do lol 0:37 is cold :( and the last kill is even colder soooo harsh

[Mandalore1987]

i bet no one can resist punching manuel in the beginning XD

[mjc0961]

I did it the first time without realizing Shepard would do that, and now I do it every time. :)

[EdikShepherd]

Bitch slapping the reporter was best xD

[MegaMrwaffle]

lol?

[cosmoline626]

AWESOME!!

Kill them! Kill them all! >:D

[SYLACE2]

*gunshot, gunshot, smack, gunshot* xD

[knabbel1045]

ROFL

[Kronaras13]

how do u kill dr warren?

[Dorsorfiliack]

trigger happy much lol

[AurkiaStar]

i usally play the same way except i treat my crew well.

[rx7m9nf27te3xsc]

textbook example of a cut throught bitch

[ballers52034]

how do u get the blue yadie 2 follow u that last death i just finished and she isnt on my team

[tomgreen876]

LMAO

[shadowmachine15]

Damn...that bitch is hardcore.. [Slither]

[Speedylightning]

is this a game or something?

if it is what is the name.

[digitalleif]

Mass Effect

[arfbarfultima]

It's a game called Mass Effect.

Look it up some time.

[kierineto]

thats probably the first HOT custom shepperd ive seen, nice work!

[Halo3mastarr]

ive got a hotter

[funnyguyalltheway]

its good to see this :P im usually the goody goody two shoes in these types of games :| always nice