Eva Longoria on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1

[TheTier11]

lmao obama has done nothing to support latinos

[alexluvpug]

i cant stand this bitch

[Hackney2000]

@alexluvpug yet you spend your time watching her...pathetic

[aloisjanicek]

Supporter of Obama? Sad :(

[ksajcatb]

Jimmy: this is the last season of dancing with the stars

Eva: sure..

Jimmy: why is that?

Eva: I'm not on dancing with the stars :DD

[MrTonetone31]

Jimmy called Obama by his real name! llol

The Begining of the Convo is interesting, illuminati talk!!

[MattyMattyTooGood]

o wow shes amazing

[jason0813]

why would tony parker cheat on that

[alachingada100]

Hahahaha what a stupid conversation !!! Comments sorry!!!

[pens26]

Why don't these stars just wear longer dresses to avoid slips??!

[leafblowinSK8]

@pens26 because it gets them free PR!

[01rai01]

she wants to be on Craig Ferguson

[ENTERPRACE]

You need, for short people! Love her! :D

[jothugs]

fuck you jimmy k. you just made my day

[nevermoonawolf]

u realize that if u leave obnoxious comments that are like a paragraph long no ones going to read them

[kraigthorne]

Obama has NOT been beaten up the past three years, he has beaten the people of the US up for the past three years!

I used to think how could any man cheat on Eva, but after hearing how she does not care about the people who have been hurt by what the President and his people have done, I find it hard to believe that she was not cheated on sooner.

[egocentric69]

Hot and intelligent; a perfect combination!

[JoshTheSoulWinner]

Eva Longoria the marxist constitution hating domestic terrorist

[kraigthorne]

@JoshTheSoulWinner AMEN!!!!!

[kiiifute1]

BARACK OBAMA SENIOR WAS A VISITOR TO THE UNITED STATES,IN THIS LAND ON A STUDENT VISA A NON-IMMIGRANT to the U.S. , NON-U.S. CITIZEN,FOREIGN NATIONAL , FATHER CANNOT & DOES NOT PRODUCE AN ARTICLE II 'natural born Citizen' ie an eligible candidate for the Nation's Highest Office Holder

Barack Obama Junior(II) is USURPING THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES

HE MAY BE THE DEFACTO pRESIDENT but HE CAN NEVER BE THE DE JURE PRESIDENT

CONSTITUTIONALLY UNSANCTIONED TO SIT THIS IS FACT

[myalibi1992]

@kiiifute1 cool story bro

[kiiifute1]

@myalibi1992 -- 'cool TRUE story' need to qualify things for those so easily mis-lead

You do understand that the USURPER'S FATHER was NOT an IMMIGRANT to the UNITED STATES

The "story", if you will, that the Nation has mis-interpreted(reinforced through loud declarations of falsehood at large gatherings eg The phony Inaugural)--is that of Obama Jr's father

B Obama Senior was a tourist in the U.S.;never even permanently domiciled here his, the father's children, inherited AT BIRTH British Cit

[kiiifute1]

@myalibi1992

Congressman,abolitionist,"Fath­­er of the 14th Amendment" John Bingham, confirms understanding & construction Framers used re birthright & jurisdiction

House of Reps 1866

"I find no fault with the introductory clause which is simply declaratory of what is written in the Constitution, that EVERY HUMAN BEING BORN within the jurisdiction of the United States OF PARENTS NOT OWING ALLEGIANCE TO ANY FOREIGN SOVEREIGNTY IS,in the language of your Constitution itself,A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN"

[kiiifute1]

@myalibi1992

Supreme Court Chief Justice,Melville Fuller-administered Oath of Office to 5 POTUS-speaks:

"Considering the circumstances surrounding the framing of the Constitution,it is UNREASONABLE TO CONCLUDE that "natural-born citizen" applied to everybody born within the geographical tract known as the United States,irrespective of circumstances

Fuller continues~

...THE CHILDREN OF FOREIGNERS,happening to be born to them while passing through the country,.ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO THE PRESIDENCY

[Nogard229]

@kiiifute1 Who cares, as long as we have a smart leader I don't care.

[kiiifute1]

@Nogard229 Nothing betrays imbecility so much as the being insensible of it

[Nogard229]

@kiiifute1 I think you mean portrays? And normally I wouldn't explain my comment because its concept is very difficult to articulate and grasp mentally, but I will make an exception. 1. If you are a US citizen that does not mean you have US interest in mind or owe allegiance to the US, you can be bought out by corporations to lobby for them.There are too many variables to account for that having a non-citizen run for presidency is the least important. Above all is intelligence, and US interests

[kiiifute1]

@Nogard229 kiiifute1 writes,in response,to an initial,inane,reply from "Nogard229"; this especially apt quotation:

"Nothing betrays imbecility so much as the being insensible of it"

To which "Nogard229",in a monumentally,ill-advised rejoinder-fires back with the following~

'I think you mean portrays?'

"Nogard229" continues(I kid you not,folks)with this gem:'.. normally I wouldn't explain my comment b/c its concept is very difficult to articulate & grasp mentally,but I will make an exception'

[kiiifute1]

@Nogard229 betray~ tells, speaks, shouts.

Think of it , this way; you may consider that you are of a certain standard, intellectually , yet you do not perceive the actual degree of your (own) stupidity ; that is, your true condition-gives you away--BETRAYS YOU--commits a treason, if you will,and delivers you to your enemy

Reflect,for a moment,upon the fact that you've decided to call into question THIS particular "YoutubeUser"'s choice of words.

Hint: Take(more than)a gander at my channel

[kiiifute1]

@Nogard229 ---Obama Junior may ,very well, be a U.S. citizen but this is NOT the standard required to serve as President of the United States. The U.S. Constitution ARTICLE II Sec1 Cl 5 :

No person except a natural born Citizen....

U.S. citizen(other paths taken to U.S. citizenship acceptable(eg native born,naturalized,statutory)is the standard for Congresspersons(Senators/House Reps)

No reasonable person has ever suggested that Art II's req ensures loyalty on the part of the Chief Executive

[Nogard229]

@kiiifute1 I'm so confused right now. So you don't care if he's loyal or has US interest in mind; you only care if he's a US citizen?

[kiiifute1]

@Nogard229 You are confused,that much is true. What's also true is that 1CANNOT be "loyal" & have"US interest[s] in mind" if U R prepared & willing 2 knowingly,that is,with forethought & malice,so brazenly violate a just,free,& sovereign nation's most basic of principles.

AGAIN,THE CONSTITUTIONAL REQ TO SIT AS PRES IS 'natural born Citizen' NOT "U.S.citizen"

Until the ascencion of this most contemptible & contemptuous of figures no 1 dared dictate to US that children of NON-CITIZENS qualified

[kiiifute1]

@Nogard Geo Washington warned against the dangers of usurpation.& urged US to guard against it & reject it for the evil that it is

"If in the opinion of the People the distribution or modification of the Constitutional powers be in any particular wrong,let it be corrected by an amendment in the way which the Constitution designates. BUT LET THERE BE NO CHANGE BY USURPATION;for though this,in one instance,may be the instrument of good,it is the customary weapon by which free gov'ts are destroyed"

[Nogard229]

@kiiifute1 I actually had enough of your comments. Please stop, you just ramble in your comments.

[kiiifute1]

John Bingham "Architect of the 14th Amendment"

37th Congress 2nd Session House of Representatives 1862

Who are NATURAL BORN CITIZENS?

ALL PERSONS BORN within the Republic, OF PARENTS owing allegiance to no other sovereignty, are natural born citizens. Gentlemen can find no exception to this statement touching natural born citizens*

[kiiifute1]

She is the very embodiment of 1 who goes about exploiting a "community" to further or salvage a career while padding 1's bank acct

"Latino Issues" ? Sure

This woman, Kimmel & most of the U.S. electorate are so sickeningly ignorant that they haven't a clue that the current OCCUPANT of the Oval Office is a USURPER

The off spring of tourists to this once sovereign Nation are NOT permitted to assume COMMAND-IN-CHIEF of the U.S. Army

This is a PRO-IMMIGRANT stance btw for all the bias folk out there

[egocentric69]

Eva Longoria I love you, you make Latinos proud, you're very intelligent, it's pretty obvious that some RepubliCAN'Ts have been posting on here.

[sleedolfine15]

Sorry Eva,your guy is soon to be a one term president...If he had any sense,he and his whole failed administration would resign immediately to give this country a chance at good government...Back..back to Chicago and build your library. Nothing can save you,not even the support of a beautiful woman like Ms. Longoria.

[kats9livesfive]

Glad her show is gonna end for this Racist LATINO.Go by the way of GEORGE LOPEZ while you're at it.And also this ___ wanted to pick a fight with Jimmy because she was sniffing out to find out what Party he was with..Good one Jimmy for dodging that.That one was none of her business,she wanted to start a fight,or bully (like other liberals do into to their way or you're racist).So you can't be racist if you're not white is the way these "people" think..Loser..I was disgusted just watching this.

[hooseyadaddy]

Eva! What the hell would u know about the character of America!? the tea party today, is trying to return to the Tea Party that started this country u dumb bitch! But keep drinking the kool aid.. oh yeah, and keep ur dumb mouth shut..

[mark85la11]

Yeah, Jimmy we have no idea where you lean politically.

[ladylordess]

I had no idea she was an idiot.

[truthforamerica]

Another reason stupid celebrities should talk less and act more.

[sanaaa219]

doesn't matter what she wears.. she always looks beautiful!!

[thedelta445]

booner! xD

[thedelta445]

BAM! chicken!

[hihats]

no matter what . here Eva...let me refill your glass of Kool-Aid

[screachingpain]

she used to be hot, but now it's like I'm looking a toothpick, only that it's tanned!?

[msh20msh20]

WTH ?!

what is she wearing !?

[tribute2fashion]

hideous dress

[Rollingvip]

Damn she fine!

[leeph]

0:42 --- I love fit woman

[x6alalx]

You're a mut.

[wtfisthatsmell]

eva is a dumb bitch. shes refering to protesters as extremism. she is the type of american thats going to be the demise of the country. wake up dumb bitch.

[WALSTGUY]

Hey Eva, I am sure you will blame the cancellation of your crappy show on the Tea Party movement to.

[yuva2013]

what is she wearing ......

[imkayfull]

why cant be last time having wardrobe malfunction.

[88donja]

It's alright, Eva, we all make mistakes when it comes to voting.. And if you think Obama will pass immigration reform, then you are delusional!

[eda926f3419d43b6a905]

it's hilarious to see how butthurt democrats can get over the tea party

[usaeagle1776]

@eda926f3419d43b6a905 :because they are scared shitless. they will always let you know it by the amount of hatred and venom they spew.

[nanndacp]

pra quer q ela vai com um vestido tãaao curto!!! depois fica assim desacomodada! masss gosto muuuuuito dela !!! amo desperate!

[lowcoa]

"i am a big advocate for Latino issues." Yeah, that's why when, in 2005, Tony pARKER got a traffic ticket, you condescendingly referred to the officer as "just a Mexican bike cop." Way to support latinos.

[usaeagle1776]

@lowcoa LOL

[goya2973]

@lowcoa please are you just believing the HYPE? Do you have proof of this comment? Everyone makes fun of their own race --it's called a sense of humor-- get over it dude.

[ejp93]

she obviously doesn't know anything about politics! Just stick to being hot!

[fromthesidelines]

Would someone tell me what the joke Jimmy told about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and his refusal to offer a tax break on "JERSEY SHORE" was? All I saw was digital "fast-forwarding" of frames from the joke that came AFTER (about Schwarzenegger), obstructing the Christie joke...if ABC didn't want to show that part of the monologue, they should have informed Jimmy BEFORE the show aired!!!

[AriesLudzik]

What a stupid, stupid woman. Figures she voted for a moron who told us there are 57 states.

[Archonis]

LONGORIA'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD...

OH, SHE PLAYS A "DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE" THAT CHEATS ON HER HUSBAND...

WONDERFUL ROLE MODEL.

[usaeagle1776]

another dumbass celeb. stay in LALA land where you belong.

[bibichhhh]

why are the most gorgeous guy or at least the ones that "I think" that are gorgeous are Italians !!

[bobbyjwoodruff]

Wow... the only thing I ever saw her in was The Sentinel and her role was that of a thoughtful detective.

What a contrast to reality. She's 100% mindless bimbo, utterly out of touch with what the Tea Party is about, the problems of too much socialism, and "governing in the state of emergency so we haven't seen what Obama's able to do"? Maybe I should give her credit for her imagination.

[mark85la11]

@bobbyjwoodruff

Well said.

[flynstl1]

Whats dangerous is uninformed hollywood windbags blowing their stupidity in the faces of the impressionable morons that listen to these phony elites and take their word as gospel. What makes these people so qualified to talk politics? Because they can go on television and pretend to be other people really well? How about you just stfu and get naked.

[mabbio01]

She looks like she's wearing a garbage bag 

[ripcitiboi]

OBAMA BABY!

[liloleo]

Dancing With The Stars ??? HAHAHAHAHA So funny

[kraskata2012]

obama will not be president after 2012

[SkJ2022]

@kraskata2012 keep dreaming...lmfao..aahahahahaha­h

[kraskata2012]

@SkJ2022 i dont care but you should with unemployment at 10% and the economy in recession

[hunters407]

am i the only one that thinks that dress looks like a potato sack?

[izaccy]

Jimmy Kimmel is a democrat.. but he got some great republican jokes

just look at the sidebar LOL...

and when he talked with Katie Couric that was amazing dissin Sarah Palin

[lalax04]

Wtf is up with her eyebrows, they look so dodgy

[arajput23]

Tony Parker is an idiot. Eva is amazing.

[kindofbluenyc]

@arajput23 My thoughts exactly.

[Ally20791]

I guess the saying 'you'd look good in a bin bag' really does apply for her.

[TheHtmarshall87]

She asked his political affiliation?!!!?!?! Miss "I can afford a $18,000 dinner with the President" needs to just shut up. She sounds so arrogant and did not make a case for Obama...

[VickisOMG]

cunt...

[PlayLiveGames]

Fuck? Yeah.

[lamaddussa]

whoa. atrocious dress.

[sludgedisciple]

@lamaddussa agreed. way too many clothes IMO.

[UnforgivableMen]

She looks horrible in short hair

[lamaddussa]

@UnforgivableMen

short hair? i think it's just some super hair sprayed kind of bun. long hair.

[aassaa99]

whats wrong with her why can she just show us her Butt

[kindofbluenyc]

@aassaa99 Selfish....

[baba1993]

@aassaa99 It's funny how you wrote butt with capital b! xD

[aassaa99]

@baba1993 pff didnt know this got so many likes lol

[JBotello88]

Smart, down to earth and beautiful, she's just the perfect woman

[ElPicos310]

@JBotello88 except that short hair

[MoneekahXO]

aww jimmy lol

[vizcarragaby]

Love this woman! My inspiration!