A Powerful Confession from the Hoff at conquerthislife.com

[boelchen]

0:21 OMG his teeth LOL

[mason000]

The REAL question is...is his yacht Knight Boat, the crime-fighting boat?

[EnixDark88]

haha, this made my day, yeaaaah indeed RED ALERT 3 FOREVER, fuck sc2 ;))))))

[renoo27]

There must be something wrong with a LOT of people then. :D

[kibaXxXhinata]

omg i laughed my ass off literally XD that was hilarious Hasselhoff is a good man ;D

[drsdino]

There is at least one problem with this, he was a star before this game came out.

[bluefandango]

This is AWESOME!

[Ammd1986]

He is so Lie:D He say if we Buy The game and give me Better Life but the give us so much loser time:D hahaha

[pullmyfingerr]

So corny. So awesome.

[Fixerrob]

Hhm, that's good RTS lol

[wesmus]

lol i heard: Hm, It's a screwed RTS

[Trestin67]

i hate the empire campaign..too many upgrades and those frickin nanocores are so slow!!!

[igorbog88]

We all laughed at you when you were drunk Hoff... we'll never forget that

[DavidHassIehoff]

Holla at da Hoff!

[MrDeverill]

Well David, there must be something wrong with me. Bought the game, it's terrible.

And I am a HUGE C&C Fan.

[Cowstick]

I agree. What's up with the rainbow colors anyway? looks like your commanding your troops in a candyland. And bears? you'd think that the dolphins were enoguh. but NO! BEARS THAT SHOOT LAZERS FROM THEIR EYES AND NINJA WIZARDS!

[MrDeverill]

Don't forget the part where these Ninja Wizards hide in their hats.

[tam1001]

wow, from lifeguard to President of the U.S.A, Mr. Hasslehoff has certainly come a long way since.

[mezri08]

awesome game i reccomend it to anyone its so nice to play against mates :D

[benny2sheds]

the 360 version is glitched to freg,dont buy it the ai is bad

[AForArcher]

rts isnt ment for consoles (like fps)

best gameplay would be on a pc

i mean how the hell can u micro wit like 5 buttons on a 360 controller

[31rS3RP3N7]

or on the ps3

[VaderGaming]

if you're smart then you'll buy a joytech mouse / keyboard to XBOX 360 / PS3 adapter. GG everyone <3

[gud212]

WTF?!?! 0:20

[scratchaholiks]

LMFAO

[cristian4675]

hahahha

[shahherwan93]

Damn u hoff

im waiting it to be finish download damn it

damn torrent files

if this game suck im finding him and destroyin his stupid yacht

and red alert came beafore he was a teenager

LOL

HAHAHAHAHA

[youarepwned]

It was a pretty decent game. Though the last level was too abrupt. I simply massed battlecruisers, and dominated the opponents. And next thing I know, there's a cutscene, I do one more small rush, and boom, I see the end. It was a bit too easy to beat the last level in my opinion.

[oisdjgisjeo]

must....resist....power....of.­..hoff.....

[TeamXtreme666]

HOFF SUCks

[KALfilms]

Dont hassle the hoff!

[abucketofpotatos]

shit!...now i want RA3...

[oOVlPraLLaSlVOo]

wonderful!

[zgcentrs]

If Hasselhoff likes Red Alert 3, I like Red Alert 3

[EthanCaineDotCom]

shit this makes me want to actually play RA3 now....damn you HOFF!

[theoutlawjosey]

the strange thing is that my granny seen this an is now the world red alert 3 champion!!!

[youarepwned]

David, screw your yacht. My hydrofoils will own your yacht!!!

(I hope he doesn't realize I'm bluffing. My hydrofoils can only attack air units)

[shahherwan93]

haha.....

[111grngoblin111]

LOL

[gamezombieutube]

Oh Your God I'm sick of the Hoff.

[FullMetalRedfield]

Haha! Hasselhoff is awesome!

[AJMZXFC]

is taht teh real kinght radar

[88Vrus88]

THE HOFF

[HerrWieland]

RTS as in "Rape Trauma Syndrome"?

[cncfan]

........

[fearedhero]

according to this there's something wrong with me

[Bttscks]

Yup.

[j0shmeister]

the hoff is a wanker

[firewillman23]

the very first commercail to use the HOFF

[doomsday93]

lol

[Turambar400]

mm, that's good RTS.

[OZ2YOU]

awesome :)))

[Havoconearth]

jeez is supposed to be funny! stop taking it all so damn serious!!!!

[CptMonstruoso]

Hoff should be the american president in RA3. Or 4. Whatever. :P

[hipp6y]

all of you idiots just don't get that this is an IRONIC ad/ya know,laughing up tv shopping/and actually quite well done

[RAFKyle]

if anything ive been really put off buying this piece of shit now i wanted it now i dont thanks EA FUK U HOFF!

[Grigeral]

Hey RAFKyle.... Don't hassle the hoff.

[saintaureus]

This is why EA is having financial problems... wasting money on crap like this. Like anyone cares about David Hasselhoff?

[diamonddragoniori]

^ america got talent reject?

[netio650]

lol<lmfao

[06clennellr]

all we need now is when YURI returns he will be played by Chuck Norris lol

[th18167]

God damn it, don't end your own fuckin jokes with lol.

[trulynot]

lol

[scorpgc]

Brother...believe it or not, I don't see what all the hoo-ha is about with this guy?

[andrewgrig]

THIS IS SO LAME !! :|

[CJ2004]

Play the allies campaign. At the end you will be surprised ^_^

[smash3230]

spoil me please

[Chosenorc]

Man...Hoff is really getting low...

[ExSoldierSith]

That was stupid =/

[noirnecro]

the Hoff knows all

[JamboyStu]

EA should have spent more time on making the game more fun to play than promoting it. I less than three the Red Alert series, but this time it's too over-rated.

[Combatd]

True.

[TheAmazingTurd]

EA you suck balls.

[killswitch4831]

if the Hasselhoff says it it must be true!@!

[13igAdam2040]

Sorry Hoff, but with that much DRM I think I'll pass.

[anonymzs]

Don't do it, it's a scam!

lol. I didn't really understand this video.

[rabellion200]

so if i get red alert 3 im gona be rich wow

[destinationaeon]

Now your gettin it.

[mohawkny115]

this dude is the vice president of the united states in RA3

[Abvance]

Don't hassle the Hoff!

[cyberdemon107]

gee it sure is 12 years old here

i fucking hope they put your beloved chuck-creationist-mediocre-act­or norris as a spokesman, just so everyone with a brain becomes disgusted of it

[noobschoolbus37]

man a lot of you faggots cry to much.. cant you just smile at some shit they try to make? Jesus Christ go cur your selfs pls you miserable people.

[KelnoDeathAngel]

Go 'cur' yourselves? Right, I'll get right on trying to engineer my DNA so I can be able to fulfill my childhood dream of becoming 'Old Yeller'(and like you) not capable of shutting the fuck up when needed to, and have a 12gauge impale my head, evidently ending my life and my dream. You know what...maybe one day that could come true. So until that reason is accomplished, go cur yourself, pendejo. Dickhead idiot.

[ajjaxd]

How much did tthey fucking pay for David fucking Hasselhoff?!? Fucking hell EA, really?!?

[cyberdemon107]

they think that money belongs in the advertising and graphical departments, not the creative ones

then they whine about piracy and put spyware on every game they sell. Oh im sorry, that's secuROM

[JamboyStu]

Yeah, they really know how to promote over-rated games.

[ajjaxd]

I would Hi 5 you if I could, sadly the internet will not allow me to. Sadface.

I'd just like to make one point, where you said they put the money into graphics, I wish they did. RA3 runs on basically a prettier version of the engine used in CnC generals, BFME (+2) and CnC 3, do they really think they can use the same engine any bloody longer? If they do they should all be shot. Spend some of your fucking billions of dollars you bastards!

[cyberdemon107]

hopefully it will come to their attention how little respect they get outside the bought lobbyists (aka "game critics") and how much their malware OH IM SORRY secu-rom is despised

Thanks for the positive voice.

[ajjaxd]

Don't mention it

[lunei66]

Lol, too bad i never even liked Red alert games.

[XxxLocDog92xxX]

Ok this is good but with chuck norris it would sell all copies ..

He would be like

"buy this game or im gonna go roundhouse kick" lol

[IsadorCz]

lmfao o.O

[Idler81643]

Hahaha... Great marketing from EA...

[zgcentrs]

EA, Chuck Norris! Make it happen.

[dillydean]

i hate him

[diamonddragoniori]

^ america got talent reject?

[MustangTaichou]

Blew me away

[E3gamings]

COOL!

[manuelito1233]

Viral Marketing?

[GamerOnLose]

hahaha lolololololol nice 1 :D

[TommehFS]

haha nicee

[SNJKaiJM]

next step up is chuck norris

[kb84life]

If this is Chuck Norris approved I am definitely buying this. I'm dead serious.

[btk88]

wow lol

[G0NE2W4R]

lol, nice.

[bikedirt]

i like it when hes like look at me now.. all i see is a guy eating a hamburger drunk on his floor

[KazaBullx]

This game owns. People hating on games they don't like, like everything is supposed to be designed for exactly their appeal. Fail.

[Luke13PL]

that was wierd...

[brageyboy]

rofl hilarious

[zenniz1992]

Nice Ad

[NoWhereFamous]

Cool

[MusicFreak966]

Wow... I already uploaded this.

[sk8rgerbal00]

i dont get it...

[kamikaze27191]

dont hassal the hoff

[SPARTAN021]

EA has found a opposite philosophers stone.. They turn everything golden into lead. T_T

Kicking Westwood out of their own franchise.. Using money for actors that could be spent a lot better if they were spent on making their games better.. Just a couple of reasons why I hate EA.

[JOEMLM]

SPARTAN021 said it best, EA bites!

I bet this game will sell great in Germany now!

[B1ackmagic]

You need to know how America and capitalism works.

They know that if they pay money for a lot of household names to be on the cover, it will sell a whole lot better than if they just make a better game.

For as long as people continue to buy shit, people will continue to make shit as long as it´s bought..

That´s called "supply and demand".. money for shit.

To everyone reading this.. You don´t want shit? Stop buying it.

The best part of this is that it is well marketed. The End.

[Poonybug]

lol!

[NessLow]

wow

[JBL179]

What a damn sell-out.

[kristinnvignisson]

hahaha i guess red alert 3 is Hassel approved.

[kizbo]

its like EA is basically begging us to buy red alert 3 at this point.

[kevin15721]

lmao

[iROCK9545]

oh yaaa! first comment