1000 Reasons Oklahoma Sucks

[Weissmenchland]

Football isn't the only thing Oklahoma loses at against Texas: Oklahoma schools, pay scale, job market, economy, quality of life, women, big events, shopping, interstates, beer, strip clubs, music, food, pro sports championships and work ethic, yep, Oklahoma takes a back seat to Texas in all these things.

[TheNexusRulez]

NIGGA YU SUCK ASS!!!!!! ATLEASE WE OSU AND OU BEAT YALL THIS YEAR,SO WHAT NOW, GO FUKK YURSELF ASSHOLE!!!!

[alessandrosgirl]

I wouldn't say Oklahoma sucks. I just think a lotta Okies are lazy underachievers. The only thing they're famous for is a gayass muscial that was written like 100 years ago. Haven't really done much since then.

[hhshornet41]

hahaha TEXAS=biggest piece of trash in the big 12...sorry texas but your shit! GOOD LUCK NEXT YEAR HORNS:)

[Slurryy]

Didn't know we lived in a world where a team that has won 7 national championships sucks.

[mrpinkyfluff]

if we suck. why are we the highest ranked 1 loss team?

[Xxxl0n9hornsxxX]

@mrpinkyfluff RGIII

[Gigrantula58]

Take it to the bridge....no? My god, this band sucks more than anything I've ever heard. I'd rather listen to "The Shaggs". 55-17!

[JrAnimatorx]

go fduck yourself

[BBQFanNo1]

Actually I moved out of Oklahoma City to the Northeast in 1994 because too much crap yuppy people from NYC and the Northeast started moving here by the late 1980s.

[mmgarza1997]

texas is the best

[wildguy235]

Dude...I am not gay like you...get over it...Idc if u gave out your address...maybe i don't wanna get raped by an asshurt pissfuck like you...btw, i am not 12 or 13...me and my brother share this account...and i don't know how to get that info off...stfu and get an actual life.

[wildguy235]

@Adam5Beast YOU ARE A BIG NERDY FAGGOT TITTY BABY! GO CRY TO YOUR BOYFRIEND...SUCK YOUR DAD'S VAGINA!

[wildguy235]

EVERYONE...THESE TWO PEOPLE LIKE TO DRINK THEIR DAD'S CUM...THEY ARE FAGGOTS...COCK SUCKERS...NERDS...AND TITTY BABIES! IF THESE DILDOS ARE OU FANS...THEN WHY ARE THEY WATCHING THIS?

[wildguy235]

@RockstarRylee Communists...

[IxBLEEDxBURNTxOrange]

OU sucks GO LONGHORNS!!!!

[rockriver1]

Too much time on your hands and a shitty video. The shorthorns SUCK! 2010 belongs to the SOONERS...mark it down. BYW nice game against Alabama...hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!­!!

[Sooners54]

@rockriver 4real ou is gonna make tx look like the thing that comes out my butthole

[stupidpunkchiz]

OU ROX!!! TEXAS AND OSU SUCKS!!!

[youngsaintsfan]

Proud to be an LSU Tiger!!!!!

[youngsaintsfan]

AMEN! Looser sooners! hate em! GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!and yes I do live in Oklahoma.

[Camdnside]

Texas sucks dick. GATOR NATION

[18eel]

texas and tcu r the best man!!!!!!oklahoma will choke agin nxt 4 yrs cuz.........case mccoy colts brother will b QB nxt yr an jordans bro jaxon will b there reciever plus marquise goodwin oooooooo what doez ou have......o yea landry jones hahahahahahahahaha

[frdz1975]

even w the refs on your side you couldn't beat us oh i can hear ya'll now "Bradford was hurt....." whatever take your 3 losses back to CHOKLAHOMA haha

[astrosfan611]

Nothing says "Toothless inbred hillbilly dumbass" better than Oklahoma.

[SYNDICADO]

losing to a ranked 20th!?!?!!!

OU SUCKS!

[Thejoseph04]

come on choklahoma we all know you have seven national championships but how many bowl games have you won lately? 0-5 speaks for itself. Texas bitch slap ou in the cotton bowl and then the gators double bitch slap them in the championship.

[NLLForLife]

and OU hasnt been so great at winning bowl games in the past few years...and if ur an OU fan why do u search OU sucks on youtube...dont try to defend ur team cuz who cares what these UT idiots think???

[NLLForLife]

u can win every single game of the season...if u cant win bowl games it dont mean shit buddy...

[okiefilm]

Since 2000 -- FLA has 87 wins. USC has 93 wins. Univ of TX has 97 wins. The Oklahoma Sooners have 102 wins. Sorry...

[CrazyRangerFan1993]

yea...sadly they dont have one BCS win....for the last 5 years

[texasdude85]

Oklahoma will choke again this year..............

[TacoChild]

Okay, then LBJ? (Reagan wasn't a lier)

[TacoChild]

So you admit that are are good Texans?

[okiefilm]

Willie Nelson. That's it...

[TacoChild]

How about Eisenhower?

[whereismymind452]

you have a favorited video of waylon jennings on your page

he's from littleton texas lol

[okiefilm]

Not Texas. Not Notre Dame. Not USC. Not Ohio State. Not Penn State. Poll just declared the OKLAHOMA SOONERS the winningest college football team over the past 75 years. Let me hear you laugh now, bitches...

[TacoChild]

What about the last 100 years? Does it not count when you lose?

[texasdude85]

another mullet headed okie that sucks to much dick.........

[okiefilm]

I have a shaved head... since you're sooo interested. Drop the creepy gay shit, dude. You're better'n that...

[KadenaPantherChamps2]

Texas 45-35, Florida 24-14 hahahahaha

[scarlisle50]

OU Sucks, Texas Sucks, The Big Garbage 12 sucks, along with the peckerhead 10 led by suck ass USC. SEC number one! I am tired of seeing Texas and OU and USC on fucking TV every week.

[PGTHABULL44]

Big12 dont suck at all

n if yur such a SEC fan then y u watchin Big12 stuff??

[hallplaya5224]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha chokelahoma. hahahahahahahahahahahaha 45-35

[indeedtheDANE]

Nice Fiesta bowl win.. just proved to everyone texas is NOT the #1 team in the nation.. no arguments period. Ole Miss has a better claim to it than you.

[hallplaya5224]

45-35

[indeedtheDANE]

24-21.. embarrassing

[hallplaya5224]

still a win. a comeback win. like the comeback win we made on you sooners. 45-35

[symmetricalseraphim]

24-14, alot more emberrassing. Remember what they say; assholes who live in glass houses....

[texasownou]

stupid oklahoma retards...beat us on the field before you even think your better than us. untill then, just go lay in the corners where you all cut yourselfs and dream of the day ou beats texas.

[indeedtheDANE]

lamest comment ever

[UTKNIGHT33]

really it seems to be the only thing OU fans cat make an excuse to... have fun getting your ass kicked

[soonerstd]

hey texASS....stop crying and whining

[joe05061993]

choklahoma sucks cock, they got their asses handed to them by texas, and florida will just fucking rape them with no lube

[soonerstd]

texASS swallows like you do mother fucker

[triggert531]

Wait till OK plays the third ranked defense in the nation plus the 2nd ranked offense. This all adds up to a total ass whup on Oklahoma. Florida will beat them like they stole something. They gonna learn that the Gators ain't NE Montana Cripple Children's home! Get ready Choklahoma!

[nickjoost96]

dude your fucking weird

just read what you typed

fucking typical texas trash

[joe05061993]

too bad im not a texas fan you dumbass...

[trentraesemann]

your still a fuckin weirdo

"they will rape them with no lube"

I'm a gator fan and i hope we do kill OU but what you typed was fucking weird

[soonerbred25]

well colt mccoy and his longhorns find themselves runner up to Bradford and the next national champ Sooners once again Bradford heisman '08!

[symmetricalseraphim]

how'd that work out for ya? 0/5 soonerinbred, your gooners looked like a deer in headlights, especially chicasaw sam.

[indeedtheDANE]

Sam Bradford Heisman you whiners!!! suck on it texas!! colt mccoy is the best hahahaha loser! 1726-1604 all that matters keep cryin

[indeedtheDANE]

oh wait i was talkin to you.. you see you longhorn fans all sound the same so its hard for me to keep you straight, but i guess you forgot what you said.. you said no other games matter, so thats what my response was about. And the gator comment was addressed in my last comment, just thought id clear that up for you, i mean being a texas fan and all im sure youd be confused.. if i could id write it in crayon for you.

[soonerbred25]

damn there goes a texas fan getting butt hurt so easy when the truth is laid out infront of them. pull the horn out your ass. thats supposed to be a mascot prop only.

[mynameiszach21]

OU is going to get raped by the gators.

[okiefilm]

OU Sucks? THE BIG 12 CHAMPION? The Oklahoma team that will be playing for the National Championship on Jan 8 in South Beach while the Longhorns stay home? That OU? The OU with 1st team All Big 12 QB Sam Bradford? Wasn't McCoy 2nd team? That's not as good is it? Keep chanting "45-35" till they commit you to a looney bin. Hey man -- you can have your "45-35" all day long... I'LL TAKE A SHOT AT #1 OVER THAT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. SOONERS, BABY!!!!

[acetheheretic]

Your gonna get fucked up by Florida, I would be scared as fuck if Texas had to play them. And Colt McCoy got Big 12 player of the year though so.......which i'd take over 1st team.

Texas got ripped off. Texas was ahead of OU in three polls and got knocked down.

See now Florida was ahead 3 polls and went up.

Why does Florida benefit with winning 3 polls and Texas doesn't? Rigged? No?

[okiefilm]

Don't they still burn heretics at the stake in Texas? You are a stupid-bitter Texas dickhead. I actually rooted for Texas against USC. Get over your loser self. I actually feel sorry for your pathetic worthless Longhorn ass. Enjoy playing in the Corn-Chip Bowl while the real men play for the Nat'l Title. As for who will win championship... Florida hasn't seen an offense as productive as the Sooners and the two teams have never played before. My prediction is 38-31 OKLAHOMA SOONERS ON TOP, BABY!!

[acetheheretic]

Ok well, good luck thinking your going to win 38-31........Have fun buddy. 58-40-5

[symmetricalseraphim]

your prediction was about as strong as the OU graduation rate. If you dont root for Texas then you might want to stop rooting for the sooners too, because 90% of their roster hails form the great Lone Star State. How 'bout them apples?

[okiefilm]

Your math is way off -- but that's typical for a half-brained Texan. Look at the OU roster the last ten years and you'll find that year-in-and-year-out about 1/3rd of the roster is from Texas, 1/3rd from Oklahoma, and 1/3rd from other states. Texas is called the Lone Star State because no one else wants to hang around them (this includes you) -- because they are arroggant braggarts and liars.

[PGTHABULL44]

srry a little wut might be wrong math got yur panties tangled

HOOK EM HORNS

[okiefilm]

Great speller... another idiot redneck Texan...

[TacoChild]

Okay. Now I'm pretty angry.

GO MASTURBATE TO BOB STOOPS JACKING OFF SAM BRADFORD AND BILLY SIMS YOU SOONER PRICK.

Don't forgive me anything I just said.

[TacoChild]

What thge fuck, dude? You can't just get off calling Texans half-wits. As I see it, we are the fucking UNITED States of America. Some of us like different things from eachother. And because I'm so very magnanimous, I'll forget you even said such a ludicrous, stupid, stereotyping thing.

[mynameiszach21]

OU fans you can say 39-33 65-21 all you want but we got 45-35 so Texas beat OU no other games matter.

[iceland1982]

mother fuckin right u are  and i say it again ou sucks!!!!!!

[ThunderSooner2835]

@iceland1982 28-20!

[wildguy235]

@ThunderSooner2835 Nice observation shirley...

[ThunderSooner2835]

@wildguy235 Shirley? What kind of a weak and Democrat insult is that?

[wildguy235]

@ThunderSooner2835 Wow...that was a crappy comeback...I'm a republican asshole...grow a brain...you know nothin about me...and oh yeah...Why does Bob Stoops eat his cheerios out of a plate? Cause if they were in a bowl he would lose them! Unlike Mac...OSpew hasn't won a BCS bowl in...forever.

[ThunderSooner2835]

@wildguy235 Then why did Quack lose to Alabama last year?

[redtop91]

Won the battle, Lost the war.

[indeedtheDANE]

hahahaha youre right no other games matter.. definitely not the big 12 championship or the national championship.. fuckin loser keep cryin

[mynameiszach21]

I'm not crying you retard. All I said is that OU will probably lose to Florida idiot. Why don't you actually read my fucking comment. Your just another stupid OU fan just like all of them.

[indeedtheDANE]

i wasnt talkin to you dumbass, youre right i couldnt get through your asswipe little 8 word comment.. you put alot of intelligence into that one, "gators will rape OU"? thats cute whats your next argument 45-35? watch a game dipshit then you can go to your keyboard.. until then kindly fuck off. Have a nice day.

[mynameiszach21]

I'm not gonna go away just because you tell my you faggout. So I will keep on responding. I will cheer for OU to beat Florida like I said but I don't think they can and I don't think Texas can. So go OU. So why don't you fuck off you little fucking bitch. Give me a blowjob

[indeedtheDANE]

"give me a blowjob" cute.. wouldnt expect anything else from a 12 year old texas fan, mommy not in the room so you can use the big boy words? your intelligence is overwhelming.

[mynameiszach21]

Just shut up. All I care about this season is that Texas beat OU and they will go to a BCS bowl game. So fuck you.

[ThunderSooner2835]

@mynameiszach21 28-20! Zip it!

[straggler27]

OU sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hook'em horns

[kyletexaslonghorns]

i am a longhorns fan bigtime, but oklahoma is playing amazing this season, retarded mexican

[jimmyirish20]

Oklahoma is playing the best football right now because they get inspired by their coach that gets in their minds and hearts their fans are crazy too they don't have the best talent but that game against texas tech shows what you can acomplish if you just belive

[soonergurl17]

^.^ u guys know those shirts tht say keep austin wierd,well i got one tht says:Keep norman normal the wierdoes can stay in austin.

he he i luv tht shirt.

[ADkicksass10]

tell that to ou's seven national championship trophies. Oh, what's that? you only have 4???

[zmercs2]

No Texas dosent fall in the Ocean cause shit floats

[ortiz84tx]

OU sucks, but A/M is not far from them lol Who won?! oh that's right tnizzle53, TEXAS!!! Fuck OU and their shitty ass state. it's fuckin' boring over there.

[okiefilm]

You so e-stupido...

[AngryCorgi]

I hate to break this to you, but OU aint winning sh*t on saturday.

[TexasNightmare512]

I agree! The only thing Oklahoma is winning is a trip back to their shitty ass state.

[iceland1982]

boy u called that one buddy hook em fuckin horns #1 here we come

[dreyfus54]

If They can get past A&M

[tnizzle53]

i cant wait until we beat you on saturday.

[iceland1982]

lets gets some comments on why and how ou sucks thank you