The Size of Texas with Clint Howard

[dawgsbite18]

I know a guy names dutton. Lol

I also hate him and say fuck u to him XD

[chet1707]

Aw SHIT! *Dutton Voice*

[BellaSmiles228]

I live in Texas, Oh NO!

[aaron8862006]

Why are people bitching? This is well shot, features a clever cameo, and it's an enjoyable joke for some nerds.

[IBJFrules]

Go Texas!!!!!! Houston to be more specific

[jigsaw99]

Lol at the crazy scientist from independence day

[willie201000]

flaccid dicks mr.president

[AtLeastTwoTexases]

God I love this video.

[madtownJOE2]

shit that was awesome

[fantabulousK]

Why don't you guys give it to him in football fields or school buses? Americans always get that.

[The3Geeketeers]

OH FU....

[Cbuttle1]

MOTHERFUCKER! Dutton was right...

[Danshro]

give it to me in texas's XD

[insanelygr8hair]

if everyone died at the end how was this uploadeD?

[Jaguwar1804]

Flaced Dicks.

[BMI07]

welp....shudda listened to dutton....

[michy88G]

texas FTW

[ypsidan04]

Yeah, nerd humor! Thankfully, I'm solidly in that category.

Alaska is more than 3 times the size of Texas! Smoke that Rick Perry!

[MillerTheory]

why I'm watching this again: 1:52

[jamstrat]

This video is about as funny as a thousand turds.

[madmiguelh2o]

that guy twirling pens was a robert downy junior clone.

[ssd222cfc]

2:18 is the best part

[MattisseWH]

Last part got me.

[norteno149]

did anyone notice the black guy in the back...didn't think so 1:41 1:45

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

That guy with the twirling pens gets me every time. Oh and Dutton sucks.

[jakebreezey]

when did sammy hagar become a scientist

[weinerpoopification]

Erect or flacid?

[BodgyHeats666]

@weinerpoopification flacid dicks mr. president....

[steezenuggets]

funny or die > college humor

[yellowcanarystudios]

Powdered donuts make me go nuts!

[MrSelfmader]

flacid dicks

[Aquemeni1]

2:20 Someone give this guy a Webby award already! Fucking hilarious, best "Fuck you" EVER

[BodgyHeats666]

i laughed harder than at least 30 priest dicks when they see little boys max

[mattthewhat]

»»───knee───►

[NikKast1981]

10.000 miles.....Oh Fuc......!!!!!

Awesome :)

[Saultubed]

Bull shit, this videos at least 5 Steve carrels funny!

[DilemmaSTS]

@Saultubed u have to click tha reply button when replying to a comment

[DilemmaSTS]

@Saultubed I took tha liberty of replying for u

[tadshackles]

This pleased me. A lot!



[Danspacediver]

Bullshit.....

5 stars at least for this video

[BodgyHeats666]

poor dutton

[ericsai2]

erect or flaccid lol

[PrideRock92]

how is it that the only non arguable unit was penises?

[BOOTLEGPIRATEVIDEO]

just had ramyun ramens half an hour ago... my lips are still burning.

[tylerss314]

Fuck u dutton

[MyCommentsAreFact]

The ending made me laugh so god damn hard.. "10,000 mi-OH FUC-*hits the sun*."

[jlidh764]

i have this argument everyday

[marxdesign]

Size does not matter.. it is the thrust that counts.

[jdavailus]

Why does Steven Hawking look like Christopher Reeves?

[fredrika27]

Why is it that only white dudes care about bickering about the size of a meteorite? It's really stupid and makes people wonder why the world is so messed up!

[BodgyHeats666]

NO BIGGER THAN DICKS!!!!

[DeadpoolThemythhunte]

For some reason I readed up The size of Texas Chainsaw Massacre , huh , guess im watching too many scary movies..

[trevor2594]

@DeadpoolThemythhunte For some reason I readed up The size of Alexis Texas's ass , huh , guess im watching too many porn movies..

[JakesHomeWorkouts]

ha ha, silly.

[HDskateboarding]

haha pen guy

[FistyCarrera]

Fuck you Dougy!

[AGuyOnUtoob]

Earl's Dad!

[RedHotCharliePeppers]

DUTTON was right you moron!!

[bawYARR]

Fuck you Dutton.

[619Joe182]

Fuck you, XblackswanXx

[SpellLoveBackwards]

"Fuck you, Dutton"

[geblox]

Regardless of its actual size, the Texas comparison is flawed from the beginning, since Texas isn't a body.

[cr7ei]

earth would actually get fucked before hitting the sun ;p

[cr7ei]

:O

[ibclappin]

i couldn't skip the 30-second add so i didn't bother watching the video

[marklethanarkle]

this was about as good as 2.5 typical FoD videos... at least 2.5.

[hermann3646]

@marklethanarkle That was the 2.5th rip off of that comment... at least 2.5

[johnstonl01]

@marklethanarkle bullshit about 3 halves as funnier and an on the street video, TOPS!!

[ltskittle]

@marklethanarkle naw man, 2 vids max xD

[jagdiggardigxD]

@marklethanarkle BULL-SHIT its atleast 3.2

[battybyai]

"Fuck you dutton" lol

[Brikkwall]

100% pure funny. First time I bother to both favorite and like in five years.

[slapnut892]

Well at least now we know what the government has planed if we're ever threatened by an asteroid.

[DoctahDizzle]

This was actually good...

[BENCOINTERNATIONAL]

Newt 2012

[nleboe]

hahahahahahahahahahah fucking brilliant

[travz21]

Ron Paul 2012. Google it.

[timothy22597]

Hilarious!

[xTast3x0fx1nkx]

Thumbs up if you're from TEXAS!!

[ERGOPHOBIA1]

Fuck you dutton

[KNUKLES54X]

Ha I remember him from evilspeak

[angelpie3749]

Dd anyone else click in this video because it had Texas in the name?

[bobwatters]

haha everything should be measuered by Texas :)

[SoSlev]

Dutton looks exactly like the crazy scientist from Independence Day.

[SoSlev]

The music makes the video even more epic



[Taitmomma]

I kept expecting someone to ask what it looked like, and then penis names appear. Its totally the dude from Austin Powers who made those jokes about spaceships, so why not an asteroid?

[soreadytoshittalk]

I'm smarter than 20,000 einsteins

[RAMKING61]

Remind me again where the funny part was.

[rith5]

The ending was perfect I love Dutton

You're fired Dutton.

[pepperandroses]

Dutton looks like the psychic from the X-Files movie.

[AroundTheBlockFilms]

303 viewer anyone? haha

[Apollexis]

Earth to center Hot pocket.

[InfiniteKingpin]

So wait, they never came to a reasonable agreement on how many texas's the size of earth was o.0

[Chariparichar]

Lmao

[FrankieTheoret]

WTF IS UP WITH THE FUCKING TAGS!! GO AHEAD! TAKE A LOOK!

[duncankingofsc0t1and]

lol

[Dirtdiver325]

'Cept for you Dutton, you're fired.

[Frankolon1281]

Flacid, Mr. President.

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

Dutton reminded me of the joker for some reason.

[lyokofans]

All they needed was Amanda Tapping to create a singularity the shape of a flaccid water buffalo at the point of origin to pull it backwards into an orange spiral.

[LucasKussowski]

That was so funny I was laughing! Why doesn't anyone listen to a long-haired scientist with a Vitamin D deficiency? :)

[davefer100]

Tht was hilarious

[Drummer1981]

why do people feel the need to type out lines of the skit they think is funny? fuckin stupid.

[bartonz1993]

"It'll break into a million pieces no bigger than dicks."

"Erect or Flaccid?"

"Flaccid dicks Mr President"

"Very well..."

Dude what the fuck?

[mysciencenow]

oh no...

[bencheshire]

Wheres the Die button?

[AylinIsAwesome]

Dutton was right! D=

[BodgyHeats666]

its about 500 fat bitches and 1 skinny bitch

[commentableuser]

DUTTON was right!!!!

[Xazard]

ooooooooooooh shut the fuck up!

[Lawknothawk]

Dutton, fuck me!

[Eddafred]

2:20 Need I say more?

[Gfromdastreet]

Is this making fun of anything particular?

[ShiZno360]

@Gfromdastreet the bruce willis movie, Armageddon

[harddivej]

@Gfromdastreet yeh of u

[87solarsky]

Hitler

[m4ttz0r]

6 People want to say Fuck you to Dutton!

[shalaholo]

Yeah, fuck you, Dutton.

[KrizK7]

Fuck you, Dutton.

[TheAmericanEgyption1]

@KrizK7 r u seriously trying to get a top comment, wow ur a fucking nigger

[KrizK7]

@TheAmericanEgyption1 lol get a joke, both of the comments were that line and everyone was writing it

[jack00goodyear]

best funnyordie since Harold & Kumar's Yuletide Jamz

[XblackswanXx]

Who wrote the top comment first? WHO WROTE IT FIRST?!?!?!

[bobbyjudo]

@XblackswanXx The people who wrote the video?

[brandon052695]

@XblackswanXx You did...

[abcbamz17]

its a paris-texas lol

[Lamp025]

Apparently "Top Comments" needs to be singular, not plural.

[sialuab]

my name is albert

[mljedi]

Guess, Dutton was right.

[JormundFenris]

@mljedi Yeah, but still; fuck him.

[Muxen92]

HAHAHAHA wtf this was fucking funny

[IBedtimeCookies]

so this is why the government stopped funding nasa...

[DavidEdwardSchnell]

303 people have been slapped with a gag order!

[MythBoomerang]

Fuck you, Dutton

[joeheshy]

@MythBoomerang no one has said that yet

[raineri123]

Whats with typing the funniest thing on the video to section thats labeled "comments". Thats not a comment.

[Kyoxu]

What is sub to grow your own penis?

[lukeharris7789]

@Kyoxu Subscribe.......

[SubToGrowYourPenis]

Sub To Grow Your Penis

[1jcrobins1]

2:19

[1jcrobins1]

2:18

[StrawB0ss]

fuck yeah vermont!

[salamisumo2]

Is Dutton that old scientist from Independence Day?

[HammerHead5206]

*insert generic top comment here*

[BodgyHeats666]

fffuck u dutton

[94norbertoenrique]

flacid dicks mr. president

[JDiaz2128]

Dutton was right! Fuck you everyone that's saying "fuck you Dutton"

[ToadsMGodes]

Fuck me, Dutton.

[ToadsMGodes]

Fuck you, Dutton.

[ToadsMGodes]

@ToadsMGodes No, Fuck you, Dutton.

[xblueblaze]

ELI SCRUGGS!

[brownblair98]

We're all gonna die.

[11223572]

Fuck you, Same top comment.

[bjarki249]

2:19 "Fuck you, Dutton." -BEST :')

[MRAWESOMEEASB1]

HA the top comments are the same........then i took an arrow to the knee

[LAZUDO]

do you still in 303 views? xD

[BoxxlaVision]

Fuck you, Dutton? ... YEAH! FUCK YOU, DUTTON!

[LStylz]

funniest funny or die I've seen in a long time

[LAZUDO]

ALERT!

15h to impact

"when the impact occur": 3:11m next you start seeing the video

[punxoi90]

what is this pin ball galaxy?

[OhCue]

Why are both top comments the same thing?

[snakeanassnake]

@OhCue you ask too many questions, trust me you dont wana do that.

- Youtube's FBI Home land security CIA , CEO speaking.

[narutoguerra]

I live in Texas, pretty big state xD

[JDiaz2128]

@narutoguerra Not as big as Alaska.

[scootosan]

two Texases? you mean Texi

[xoBabyGirl64]

Fuck you, Dutton.

Just though i should keep up with the theme of the top comments o.O

[AceBobcat]

That was at LEAST and Earth and two moons...

[svenlivingston777]

fuck you top comments being the same.

funny