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  • Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family. LOL

  • Bullshit!

  • So.. I think it's funny that people are getting SERIOUS over this.

    Yeah yeah yeah.

    You're black and you were treated like shit.

    You're mexican and you were treated like shit.

    You're WHITE and you're treated like shit.

    Tough luck.

    Get the fuck over it and laugh some.

    =)

    ( and btw the Audio Preview is AMAZING. Try it.)

  • I'M WHITEY, AND I APOLOGIZE!

  • I love it. As Orlando Bloom said in Kingdom of Heaven. "We are fighting and offense we did not commit against people who were not alive to be offended at the time." Im not racist but I hate Black people and White people the same who are still fighting over this stupid shit.

  • this is why we are having a hard time with racism, some people just deny that it is still happening

  • It is that simple.

    Old America made a mistake. Somebody fixed that mistake. No more slavery. Been like that for a long time. We are over it. Apologies have been given.

    ITS OVER!

    Anyone who is still clinging to the illusion of racial superiority is flat-out ignorant.

    The focus needs to be taken off what was and put on the people that are still causin shit.

  • 1:35 - 1:50...I lol'd. A lot. XD

    He's SO cute, and I love the voices and faces he makes XD

  • While this is funny, I must say, someone has already made a formal apology.

    Abraham Lincoln.

    Now get over it.

  • Hey. Kelz. Chill. It's a joke.

  • name a few people who crush this guy plz

  • how can u not understand this kind of humor? i am younger than you...or supposedly younger then you Mr. 34...

    and i still understand this...

  • "and by the way if your not white, you might wanna accept our apology because, did you see how fast we got organized?" XD

  • Christopher Titus rocks man nice

  • oooooooooops my bad just doesn't cover it

  • glock 19 lol

  • glock 9*

  • no im saying theres o such thing as a glock 9 it starts at glock 17

  • glock 9 as in, glock 9 millimeter. this is a titus video. comment about titus.

  • there is like 19 or 20 glock 9mm guns

  • Christopher Titus is the man

  • lmao he looks like Ben Stiller, but, stil i love Chris Tidus!!!

  • i want to hear some of those white guy jokes

  • no, really. you don't wanna know...

  • "We could of used Indians to help us...but we killed them"

    LOL!

  • "I'm Whitey and I appologize" lol.

  • all of black jokes are just stereotypes

  • really? no shit so are all race jokes jack ass.

  • did you see how fast we got organized? LOLOLOL that freaked ME out....and im white!

  • "I will admit, I over reacted"... freakin genius.

  • titus rules!

  • he's whitey and i accepet his apoligy. even though he's white. titus live on.

    funny.

    titus live on.

  • Ha, "Good ev-eh-ning, black people."

  • omg. people the last guy has a good idea, this is a joke he is a COMIC. he's making fun of everyone. so everyone who is deciding to make a statement and get all offend by someone you will never meet and obviously don't understand. shut the hell up. turn off the dumb ass filter and enjoy a good joke. god damn.

    at least he apologized for Kramer.

  • Omg hes funny. and he is right!

  • i love how he said sorry to the blacks,mexcians,indians and then he said fuck the japasen for Pearl Habor

    (Don't comment on my spelling cause i know i spelled it wrong)

  • haha you guys are amazing like seriously. white people have done horrible things but all they have to do now is treat everyone with respect. as long as you're not racist then it's fine and if you are then you do have to apologize. racism just shows that you don't deserve any respect at all and all you deserve is to get the crap beat out of you. this isn't just to white people either, it goes both ways

  • you say both like its only two groups...

  • im sorry for something i didnt do?

  • There are tons of racist people that aren't white whatever you want to believe, Have you ever been a slave? Had to sit in the back of the bus? No, you're a little punk that wants apologies for something that happened to someone the same color as them, call me racist and I'll shrug you off, because you obviously didn't read a word I said.

  • wait.... that makes only partial sense. think about it. are whites really the only racists? is there really no one else who needs to apologize? come on now. be fair.

  • Anyone Know where i can see this comedy skit "full"?

  • If you can't laugh at this video (regardless of your skin color), then you're still stuck in the 1980's mindset. Welcome to the 21st century - the new generation (us) can't give a flying fuck about what race their friends are. Racism is an archaic, obsolete concept that are only employed as the target of ridicule in the modern society - i.e., racist jokes are funny to us because we find racism to be ridiculous.

  • well said, i agree with you 100%

  • you guys dance better than us!... but in the other hand.. i like hicken too... haha

  • aahh so funny....if ya cant laugh at yourself and others than what good is livin? common this is funny cant laugh at yourself then i feel sorry for you.

  • just ignore hean34 he's an idiot im from the deep south, Birmingham,Alabama.pretty much none of us are like that any more.

  • wow racist.....but hilarious

  • To the Japanese people... Fuck that you guys started that. We were chilling in Hawaii and all hell broke loose. freakin hilarious

  • lol and also "i will admit that i over reacted"

  • O so funny... to the indian, mexican, and japanese people

  • im whitey and i apologize

  • hey man, you should upload the whole presentation for this skit, or if you cant, plz tell me where i can find it, thank you

  • which skit is this a part of?

  • Lol, funny stuff. Funny in a good way though! I like this segment, true, but abit humourous.

    Hate racist people, and I hope one day it can be in harmony.

  • your from the south right?? because what we did was bad we had no right, to do that. now i never did that but it doesnt excuse our ancesters, so just think before speaking you could hurt peoples feelings.

  • You are misunderstanding something, they didn't go down there and asked the chief of the village for the price of his son, they went down there with big nets and guns and took them

  • I remeber a conversation with a german guy i had a while back and were talking about our countries mistakes and i heard the best thing come out of his mouth OOPS. The reason was is becuase "they knew what they did was wrong and they wanted to move on. " why cant the US do this? Just admit it and move on we have so much we can do to help others but were stuck running around the racist circle. GET OVER IT. The world has so much more to offer the anger over a 400 year old event. im black

  • so long as we are human, racism will never die off completely. im sorry, but as much as we wish people could get over it, it just isn't gonna happen. im also black.

  • yea, unfortunetly that is true. I hate the fact that some of my race (Im White) still cannot except black people. But Hopefully someday it will be completly be erased. But hey, atleast Obama became president. Thats a step in the right direction I think.

  • Reminds me of Jim Carrey

  • I'm Whitey, and I apologize for all the crap my ancestors and their friends did...

  • Because, shit like that had chances to be stopped, but we didn't do it.

  • /signed by another whitey who is sorry.

  • I'm Mexican and Cherokee. I accept. :3

  • The Irish got the shaft for 800 year. And who do you think started the European slave trade. African tribes. To think that a boatload of Dutch with single shot muskets could forcefully enslave millions of africans is absurd and ignorant.

  • First off, I'm black and I must say that your comment makes it seem like you say that it didn't happen.

    Second, The Duch did not forcibly enslave the africans. They more so came to africa during a time where sides were at war with each other. They then provided the weaker side with guns, so that as the war ended, They would be able to buy the stronger tribe as slaves.

    And third, Slaves in africa worked 5 to 10 years. Then were be free of their debt. in US it lasted forever.

  • Where is the only place slavery is openly practiced? I refuse to acknowledge slavery until black acknowledge the atrocities that happened to the Irish, real Indians, Armenians, and the Chinese. Because Slavery was NOT genocide, it was business.

  • I completley understand where you're coming from.

    NONE of the history books say anything about The Potato Famine, Trail of Tears, Ect. America needs to acknowledge that these atrocities happened. you see, one can't acknowledge what one knows nothing about, and people think that if it isn't taught, it dissappears.

    It wasn't "Just Business" it was pure hatred for one's fellow man. Either way you look at it, Those who comitted the wrongdoing profited from it in one way or another.

  • The complete bigotry and blind ignorance of that comment speaks volumes about your intelligence level.

  • Thanks for proving my point.

  • "just for some work" yes a nice little holiday with a little bit of work...you dummy

  • well do ya a favour than.... get you out of that southern shithole,... and you'll come work in my backyard just the potato field,... Ill let your dad(who is prolly also your cousin) do the oranges... you'll only be corrected with a whip when your little inbreed brain gets of track...

    don't ever dare to say again that we did those people a favour... our ancesters treated those people like less than dirt. now we don't have to take the responsebility for that... but still you may feel a little bad

  • not saying i dont feel bad, infact i do, but i just want u Shitbags up north to know, u did the same thing, its ur fault, just as much as ours, dont frown appawn only south.

  • Yeah but in this case you guys did it based on how we looked in most cases it didnt go down like that. It was wrong I dont see why you should be tryin to justify those actions.

  • Actualy Slavry was there even before Europe had there nations it was all over the world

  • whitey aknown

  • whitey speaking... isnt it kinda of shitty that it has been 100 or so years and we are still at blame for our great great great great grandfathers... I mean yes we were wrong... but do all white people really owe an apology...

  • I'm Whitey, and I apologize for all the crap my ancestors and their friends did... but it's kind of weird that I have to apologize to myself as well (part Cherokee).

    So... I accept my own apology. ^_^

  • I'm whitey, and I don't apologize because I've never once condoned slavery in my lifetime.

    Gotta love Titus, though. Good stuff.

  • I just saw him. In starbuck in my town. I think he lives here. Weird...

  • he's my fave comedian ever, he's fuckin hilarious

  • what was this tour called?

  • The 5th Annual End of the World tour. He's got a cd out for it too, it's outstanding. I got it off Itunes.

  • I dig the Titus show and ran across this....I laughed so hard I cried.Thanx!!!!!!!!!!!

  • man i miss his show

    wiss it hadden gone off air

  • i admit it was freakin awsome...but everthing on the show was on his 2 standups, i think he ran out of ideas...it was kool though

  • He got cancelled, even though the ratings weren't bad. It pissed me off.

  • gay and I didnt get to see the show. what was it I must see it?

  • U CANT STOP RASCISM... but EURPPEANS didnt take them, they gave them(africans)guns for some slaves...so africans went and took other africans by raiding viliges... and EUROPEANS sold them to us...& most people didnt have slaves cause they could'nt afford them...and africans do dance better...japan deserved it

  • and then what did we do to japan? we rebuilt it!

  • I feel it should be mentioned that one of the only places left on Earth where slavery is still practiced, every day, is Africa. Has been that way for a thousand years at least. *every* country on earth regardless of color has, at some time or another, practiced that evil slavery. Of course, SOME countries have managed to STOP doing it.

  • ok i was trying to get comando to stop ranting but in all seriousness i agree with a toned down version of him (aka jdog) racist is a word that is now exclusively used for white people and it is messed up. the only people called racists on a large scale are white people and we just take it. i believe chris titus is doing this sarcasticly and showing how rediculous it sounds when someone comes out and says "i'm whitey and i apologize" how rediculous blaming the present for the pasts mistakes

  • It is true, you know.

  • really drewferd4 why is it that no one will care? honestly, you dont think anyone wants to put an end to the racist bullshit that occurs everyday?

  • I've watched this 3 times and the only reason is beacause..."YOU'RE WELCOME!!"

  • its my belief that black people can be the most racist of all. if a white person says nigger black people get all pissed off and in some cases riot over the word. i understand that the word has a lot of history behind it but thats just it, its history. what happened in the past happened and we cant change it. so to continue to hold a grudge because of what our ancestors did is racist. i think that every race should wipe the slate clean and just start anew. whos with me?

  • damn people take things so seriously, its comedy, not ment to be taken seriously

  • I agree just hate everyone including your own race then theres no problem I look like a freaking albino and my boyfriend is black so I dont really see the problem in bringing up something that happened a hundred years ago white people hebrews and jewish asians were slaves too there not complaining like constantly....so lets just think about the future and not the past

  • Okay Comando u need to stop goin off on a tirade towards everyone. its called comedy so shut up and laugh or choose a different video, go on, u can do it click the search button and pick something with knock knock jokes, they seem to be more your style

  • ok the japanese sorry about the abomb f**k that u started it but i will admit i started that.

    lol XD

  • im white and i apologize

    but it was are ancestors fault and whats in the past is in the past

    and i wish they didnt do what they did because it was very horrible what the did

    but 1 person can make a diffrence and thats what titus was probably trying to do and i

  • You don't need to apologize. You didn't do anything. I'm Latino, and the Mexicans were equally dirty in the Texas Revolution: Remember Goliad? For other minorities to assume that Whitey is racist, as in make the generalization, that is racism in and of itself.

    Don't sweat it, we don't live in the 1800's or even the '60s.

  • hey dont apologize. im sick of some of the minorities trying to make us feel bad about something we didnt do! and the ones that hold it against us r just trying to get hand outs or get special treatment. white ppl were slaves before black ppl or anyone else. in the 1300 and 1400's we were slaves. in europe. i wish it hadnt happened but im not gonna apologize for something i didnt do. u shouldnt apologize either. unless of course u owned a slave. did u? then dont apologize.

  • everone was slaves at the same time smarty, just not in the same places

  • One of my favorite comics of all time.

  • i also love chicken

  • I'm white, but I wasn't alive back then, so...

  • lol its sweet enough come on

  • when did this first air

  • last year

  • This is the funniest thing I have seen. Ever.

  • thank u white ppl.....Latinos stand up!!!!!

  • He probably should have thrown in an apology to the Hawaiians, too-- we stole their land just like we did the Indians'.

  • I'M WHITEY

    AND I APOLOGIZE

  • im white

    carlos mencia said that in some ways whites are most often affected most by racism, because we cant laugh at racist jokes or say anything racist, as wed be pinned as a racist

    sometimes it all just annoys me =/

  • It's so freaking True :(

  • i'm whitey and i apologize

    that being said, now its ur turn

  • u need to calm down, its called comedy!

  • I don't see blacks and whites, I just see people.

    "If one man could take 100% responsibility, the healing could start. Go." Funniest guy.

  • lol I don't think he's really being serious about any of this but it's funny. But have you read history eveyrones taken some form of people as slaves at one point, so why don't we all just move passed it, that all ended about well over a century ago.

  • which one did he dothis joke

  • Im from Texas, Texas is kickass!

  • fukn hillarious

  • lol I love dis guy Lmfao

  • iam whitety and i appologize.

  • I AM WHITEY AND I APOLOGIZE

  • i am whitey and i aplogizes

  • I completely agree. I am black(whoo hoo throw a party) and i enjoy his comedy. Its pure comedic genius how he approached such a topic and made it funny and had its serious moments. If you watched the show last night you saw that he did the same thing when talking about the government. Comedic genious is all i have to say.

  • I fucking agree! I'm black and found this extremely hysterical! I miss the days when he had a series on Fox. One of the few reason I watched the crappy network back then.

    Anywho, it's fucking comedy. Get over it.

  • stop talking about the history of the bit

    is supposed to be comedic

    he covered the history

    this is just my opinion and i dont wanna offend anybody but i think the comments should just be about his comedic skills and not the history he mentions

  • your a dumb ass

  • "your a dumb ass"

    HAHAHAHAHA.

  • i love this

    i watched it last night

    he talks about extremely important issues while making them comedic but yet he tries not to make fun of people

  • Dude shut up, its all material for his stand-up and its funny. I hate people who can't take a joke, I mean he rips on my state pretty bad and I laughed.

  • Do you not realise that most stand up is based on an opinion honestly held by the comedian in question?

  • wierd for me, cuz im half-hispanic, half-caucasian, so....should i apologize?

  • im a mix of black ,hispanic, native american,and white........

    do what i do

    say fuck it

  • yes and no, only to the blacks lmfao... and indians but not to the hispanics

  • Yea sure... Next time u type racist shit remember if it wasn't for white people it wouldn't be possible for you to actually WRITE on youtube, BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T BE A KEYBOARD!

    I mean, c'mon! This show is great because it makes fun about ALL races, making everyone feel comfortable..lighten up!

    sheesh

  • I never really understood exactly WHY white ppl are blamed for slavery and hated for it. I'm not racist and I'm against slavery like everyone else but, the slaves were sold to the whites from Africa by Africans apparently. Shouldn't the Africans be hated too?

  • Wait wait wait... A friend of mine corrected me. Apparently my history teacher was wrong.. Sorry folks =/

  • Actualy your friend is wrong and your teacher is right we werent the ones selling and we didnt go to africa and rape and pillage other blacks sold to the rest of the world

  • Whites were only part of the slave trade. There were blacks trading, whites trading, the spanish had already moved in and were setting up trade routes including slaves, and the muslims and egyptions have some of the largest history of slavery, but you wont here about any of that. its all white people, and it doesnt matter who your ancestors really are, if you're white, you're to blame.

  • exactly and i tell my black friends that white people were slaves too but he doesnt believe me

  • im sorry u feel that way but not all white people are bad and i have defend blacks against white in my school and got suspened for it so knot all of us are to blame just the rude jerk who go around making wise cracks and attacking blacks for the way they are

  • You need to learn reading comprehension, I did not say ALL WHITES ARE BAD, I was being sarcastic to that point that someone because people who have been dead for a hundred years, and may not even be related to me, I somehow have to apoligise for that? Bullshit. I had no part in slavery, and I do not appreciate being blamed or ask to apoligise for it. I didn't do it, nor do I condone it.

  • Well im trying to defend against racist im sorry if you didnt mean anything bad but im confronting racist and telling them things like this so im very sorry

  • no one blamed you. you took it as we're blaming you personally. and also one who cant look at a situation from both sides is one who doesn't understand

  • I agree on that one to be honest That whole Continent (africa) has major race issues (I'm black by the way) They hate each other becuase there from different ethnic groups and kill each other all the time for stupid stuff. Just think of some of those undeveloped countries where they have constant wars where the government gets over thrown constantly. To all races we all have our problems, We're going to have to act, If we want to live in a different world.

  • I agree with both of you, I notice that even though some people, including blacks, are still offended by what happened for 400 years, when I never complain about how my Scottish or Irish sides being into slavery by the British. I see them as other people that I may or may not like, because each race and individual countries people are different, which people need to understand that. If we cannot learn to live with our pros and cons, we will basically drive ourselves into a ditch (not literally)

  • Is that guy holding a glock 9 filter?

  • I LOVED this guy, and his comedy, UNTIL.