I love it. As Orlando Bloom said in Kingdom of Heaven. "We are fighting and offense we did not commit against people who were not alive to be offended at the time." Im not racist but I hate Black people and White people the same who are still fighting over this stupid shit.
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Dane cook, jim florentine, mitch hedberg, jim gaffagan, patton oswalt, jerry seinfeld, chris rock, ron white, I could go on & on. His wife is smoking hot tho, but is that funny? No.
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I dont think the whites should apologize to the black for them being slaves hell alot of blacks have better shit then me and they aint got a job on top of it it piss me off.
omg. people the last guy has a good idea, this is a joke he is a COMIC. he's making fun of everyone. so everyone who is deciding to make a statement and get all offend by someone you will never meet and obviously don't understand. shut the hell up. turn off the dumb ass filter and enjoy a good joke. god damn.
haha you guys are amazing like seriously. white people have done horrible things but all they have to do now is treat everyone with respect. as long as you're not racist then it's fine and if you are then you do have to apologize. racism just shows that you don't deserve any respect at all and all you deserve is to get the crap beat out of you. this isn't just to white people either, it goes both ways
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you're whitey and have a LOT to apologize for look at all the fucked up shit your race has done to others. Don't get me wrong of course these actions had cause and effects and made our nation the way it is but there are still a bunch of racist fuckin white people and those are the ones that make this the crappy nation that it has become. FUCK YOU! and shame shame too. NO on Prop 8!!!
There are tons of racist people that aren't white whatever you want to believe, Have you ever been a slave? Had to sit in the back of the bus? No, you're a little punk that wants apologies for something that happened to someone the same color as them, call me racist and I'll shrug you off, because you obviously didn't read a word I said.
wait.... that makes only partial sense. think about it. are whites really the only racists? is there really no one else who needs to apologize? come on now. be fair.
If you can't laugh at this video (regardless of your skin color), then you're still stuck in the 1980's mindset. Welcome to the 21st century - the new generation (us) can't give a flying fuck about what race their friends are. Racism is an archaic, obsolete concept that are only employed as the target of ridicule in the modern society - i.e., racist jokes are funny to us because we find racism to be ridiculous.
aahh so funny....if ya cant laugh at yourself and others than what good is livin? common this is funny cant laugh at yourself then i feel sorry for you.
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harmony bull shit, racism, bullshit, we took them out of deserts, or bug desease riden jungles, for work and evenchualy let free, so i dont got anysimpothy, also other countrys were enslaved too
your from the south right?? because what we did was bad we had no right, to do that. now i never did that but it doesnt excuse our ancesters, so just think before speaking you could hurt peoples feelings.
You are misunderstanding something, they didn't go down there and asked the chief of the village for the price of his son, they went down there with big nets and guns and took them
I remeber a conversation with a german guy i had a while back and were talking about our countries mistakes and i heard the best thing come out of his mouth OOPS. The reason was is becuase "they knew what they did was wrong and they wanted to move on. " why cant the US do this? Just admit it and move on we have so much we can do to help others but were stuck running around the racist circle. GET OVER IT. The world has so much more to offer the anger over a 400 year old event. im black
so long as we are human, racism will never die off completely. im sorry, but as much as we wish people could get over it, it just isn't gonna happen. im also black.
yea, unfortunetly that is true. I hate the fact that some of my race (Im White) still cannot except black people. But Hopefully someday it will be completly be erased. But hey, atleast Obama became president. Thats a step in the right direction I think.
The Irish got the shaft for 800 year. And who do you think started the European slave trade. African tribes. To think that a boatload of Dutch with single shot muskets could forcefully enslave millions of africans is absurd and ignorant.
First off, I'm black and I must say that your comment makes it seem like you say that it didn't happen.
Second, The Duch did not forcibly enslave the africans. They more so came to africa during a time where sides were at war with each other. They then provided the weaker side with guns, so that as the war ended, They would be able to buy the stronger tribe as slaves.
And third, Slaves in africa worked 5 to 10 years. Then were be free of their debt. in US it lasted forever.
Where is the only place slavery is openly practiced? I refuse to acknowledge slavery until black acknowledge the atrocities that happened to the Irish, real Indians, Armenians, and the Chinese. Because Slavery was NOT genocide, it was business.
NONE of the history books say anything about The Potato Famine, Trail of Tears, Ect. America needs to acknowledge that these atrocities happened. you see, one can't acknowledge what one knows nothing about, and people think that if it isn't taught, it dissappears.
It wasn't "Just Business" it was pure hatred for one's fellow man. Either way you look at it, Those who comitted the wrongdoing profited from it in one way or another.
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Who, fucking, cares, other countrys have been enslaved, not just u, 2nd of all
Dont u start ur slave bullshit, we took u out of deserts or bug disease riden jungles, just for some work, u should be sorry, not us, because i sure aint, u aint the only fucking ppl
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dude, to form america, and all of the great countrys, prolly even the one u part of was settled with the help of slaves, not only blacks, not only down south, also up north, if u live up north its just as much ur fault than southerners, same with out west.
well do ya a favour than.... get you out of that southern shithole,... and you'll come work in my backyard just the potato field,... Ill let your dad(who is prolly also your cousin) do the oranges... you'll only be corrected with a whip when your little inbreed brain gets of track...
don't ever dare to say again that we did those people a favour... our ancesters treated those people like less than dirt. now we don't have to take the responsebility for that... but still you may feel a little bad
not saying i dont feel bad, infact i do, but i just want u Shitbags up north to know, u did the same thing, its ur fault, just as much as ours, dont frown appawn only south.
Yeah but in this case you guys did it based on how we looked in most cases it didnt go down like that. It was wrong I dont see why you should be tryin to justify those actions.
whitey speaking... isnt it kinda of shitty that it has been 100 or so years and we are still at blame for our great great great great grandfathers... I mean yes we were wrong... but do all white people really owe an apology...
I'm Whitey, and I apologize for all the crap my ancestors and their friends did... but it's kind of weird that I have to apologize to myself as well (part Cherokee).
U CANT STOP RASCISM... but EURPPEANS didnt take them, they gave them(africans)guns for some slaves...so africans went and took other africans by raiding viliges... and EUROPEANS sold them to us...& most people didnt have slaves cause they could'nt afford them...and africans do dance better...japan deserved it
I feel it should be mentioned that one of the only places left on Earth where slavery is still practiced, every day, is Africa. Has been that way for a thousand years at least. *every* country on earth regardless of color has, at some time or another, practiced that evil slavery. Of course, SOME countries have managed to STOP doing it.
ok i was trying to get comando to stop ranting but in all seriousness i agree with a toned down version of him (aka jdog) racist is a word that is now exclusively used for white people and it is messed up. the only people called racists on a large scale are white people and we just take it. i believe chris titus is doing this sarcasticly and showing how rediculous it sounds when someone comes out and says "i'm whitey and i apologize" how rediculous blaming the present for the pasts mistakes
its my belief that black people can be the most racist of all. if a white person says nigger black people get all pissed off and in some cases riot over the word. i understand that the word has a lot of history behind it but thats just it, its history. what happened in the past happened and we cant change it. so to continue to hold a grudge because of what our ancestors did is racist. i think that every race should wipe the slate clean and just start anew. whos with me?
I agree just hate everyone including your own race then theres no problem I look like a freaking albino and my boyfriend is black so I dont really see the problem in bringing up something that happened a hundred years ago white people hebrews and jewish asians were slaves too there not complaining like constantly....so lets just think about the future and not the past
Okay Comando u need to stop goin off on a tirade towards everyone. its called comedy so shut up and laugh or choose a different video, go on, u can do it click the search button and pick something with knock knock jokes, they seem to be more your style
You don't need to apologize. You didn't do anything. I'm Latino, and the Mexicans were equally dirty in the Texas Revolution: Remember Goliad? For other minorities to assume that Whitey is racist, as in make the generalization, that is racism in and of itself.
Don't sweat it, we don't live in the 1800's or even the '60s.
hey dont apologize. im sick of some of the minorities trying to make us feel bad about something we didnt do! and the ones that hold it against us r just trying to get hand outs or get special treatment. white ppl were slaves before black ppl or anyone else. in the 1300 and 1400's we were slaves. in europe. i wish it hadnt happened but im not gonna apologize for something i didnt do. u shouldnt apologize either. unless of course u owned a slave. did u? then dont apologize.
carlos mencia said that in some ways whites are most often affected most by racism, because we cant laugh at racist jokes or say anything racist, as wed be pinned as a racist
lol I don't think he's really being serious about any of this but it's funny. But have you read history eveyrones taken some form of people as slaves at one point, so why don't we all just move passed it, that all ended about well over a century ago.
I completely agree. I am black(whoo hoo throw a party) and i enjoy his comedy. Its pure comedic genius how he approached such a topic and made it funny and had its serious moments. If you watched the show last night you saw that he did the same thing when talking about the government. Comedic genious is all i have to say.
I fucking agree! I'm black and found this extremely hysterical! I miss the days when he had a series on Fox. One of the few reason I watched the crappy network back then.
this is just my opinion and i dont wanna offend anybody but i think the comments should just be about his comedic skills and not the history he mentions
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You offend me by being afraid of offending people. Grow a sack and have an opinion without fear. "Im white and I apoligise" is a bullshit stance, and its not just a "joke" many people actually hold that stance against whites. If you're white you should apoligise "with substance" IE; money, some nanny state program. It all leads into reality and its all very NOT funny.
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what a pussy bitch. I'm sorry he's funny otherwise but here MY God! Everytime I hear this I just get an image of a bunch of minorities bending him over and sticking a red hot fire pock up his ass. What tool!
Dude shut up, its all material for his stand-up and its funny. I hate people who can't take a joke, I mean he rips on my state pretty bad and I laughed.
Yea sure... Next time u type racist shit remember if it wasn't for white people it wouldn't be possible for you to actually WRITE on youtube, BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T BE A KEYBOARD!
I mean, c'mon! This show is great because it makes fun about ALL races, making everyone feel comfortable..lighten up!
I never really understood exactly WHY white ppl are blamed for slavery and hated for it. I'm not racist and I'm against slavery like everyone else but, the slaves were sold to the whites from Africa by Africans apparently. Shouldn't the Africans be hated too?
Actualy your friend is wrong and your teacher is right we werent the ones selling and we didnt go to africa and rape and pillage other blacks sold to the rest of the world
Whites were only part of the slave trade. There were blacks trading, whites trading, the spanish had already moved in and were setting up trade routes including slaves, and the muslims and egyptions have some of the largest history of slavery, but you wont here about any of that. its all white people, and it doesnt matter who your ancestors really are, if you're white, you're to blame.
im sorry u feel that way but not all white people are bad and i have defend blacks against white in my school and got suspened for it so knot all of us are to blame just the rude jerk who go around making wise cracks and attacking blacks for the way they are
You need to learn reading comprehension, I did not say ALL WHITES ARE BAD, I was being sarcastic to that point that someone because people who have been dead for a hundred years, and may not even be related to me, I somehow have to apoligise for that? Bullshit. I had no part in slavery, and I do not appreciate being blamed or ask to apoligise for it. I didn't do it, nor do I condone it.
Well im trying to defend against racist im sorry if you didnt mean anything bad but im confronting racist and telling them things like this so im very sorry
no one blamed you. you took it as we're blaming you personally. and also one who cant look at a situation from both sides is one who doesn't understand
I agree on that one to be honest That whole Continent (africa) has major race issues (I'm black by the way) They hate each other becuase there from different ethnic groups and kill each other all the time for stupid stuff. Just think of some of those undeveloped countries where they have constant wars where the government gets over thrown constantly. To all races we all have our problems, We're going to have to act, If we want to live in a different world.
I agree with both of you, I notice that even though some people, including blacks, are still offended by what happened for 400 years, when I never complain about how my Scottish or Irish sides being into slavery by the British. I see them as other people that I may or may not like, because each race and individual countries people are different, which people need to understand that. If we cannot learn to live with our pros and cons, we will basically drive ourselves into a ditch (not literally)
Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family. LOL
DVDGuy88 3 years ago
Bullshit!
Lindyblu 3 years ago
So.. I think it's funny that people are getting SERIOUS over this.
Yeah yeah yeah.
You're black and you were treated like shit.
You're mexican and you were treated like shit.
You're WHITE and you're treated like shit.
Tough luck.
Get the fuck over it and laugh some.
=)
( and btw the Audio Preview is AMAZING. Try it.)
Nigg215 3 years ago
I'M WHITEY, AND I APOLOGIZE!
vincentbacon 3 years ago
I love it. As Orlando Bloom said in Kingdom of Heaven. "We are fighting and offense we did not commit against people who were not alive to be offended at the time." Im not racist but I hate Black people and White people the same who are still fighting over this stupid shit.
Crow14278 3 years ago
this is why we are having a hard time with racism, some people just deny that it is still happening
beababy2626 3 years ago 5
It is that simple.
Old America made a mistake. Somebody fixed that mistake. No more slavery. Been like that for a long time. We are over it. Apologies have been given.
ITS OVER!
Anyone who is still clinging to the illusion of racial superiority is flat-out ignorant.
The focus needs to be taken off what was and put on the people that are still causin shit.
HybridSoldier629 3 years ago
1:35 - 1:50...I lol'd. A lot. XD
He's SO cute, and I love the voices and faces he makes XD
SqueegeePie 3 years ago 3
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I think his material was funnier the 1st time I heard it, when it was tim allen's routine. Tell me I'm wrong :p
PabloEK74 3 years ago
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Dane cook, jim florentine, mitch hedberg, jim gaffagan, patton oswalt, jerry seinfeld, chris rock, ron white, I could go on & on. His wife is smoking hot tho, but is that funny? No.
PabloEK74 3 years ago
While this is funny, I must say, someone has already made a formal apology.
Abraham Lincoln.
Now get over it.
HybridSoldier629 3 years ago
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Get over it?
400 years of slavery and down right racism to this DAY!
Get over it?
Its not that simple you ASSHOLE!
Kelz06081984 3 years ago
Hey. Kelz. Chill. It's a joke.
ErikMogan 3 years ago
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The lamest comic ever...how the hell r u famous?
PabloEK74 3 years ago
name a few people who crush this guy plz
Te4RHyP3 3 years ago
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Yeah....I would rather watch Dane Cook...
Voiceofjon 3 years ago
how can u not understand this kind of humor? i am younger than you...or supposedly younger then you Mr. 34...
and i still understand this...
yondaime297 3 years ago
"and by the way if your not white, you might wanna accept our apology because, did you see how fast we got organized?" XD
dragonhart1342 3 years ago 3
Christopher Titus rocks man nice
Wakingcorpse 3 years ago
oooooooooops my bad just doesn't cover it
mnwildpunk29 3 years ago 3
glock 19 lol
javierjjs 3 years ago
glock 9*
misterhalo2007 3 years ago
no im saying theres o such thing as a glock 9 it starts at glock 17
javierjjs 3 years ago
glock 9 as in, glock 9 millimeter. this is a titus video. comment about titus.
shockyoballs 3 years ago
there is like 19 or 20 glock 9mm guns
javierjjs 3 years ago
Christopher Titus is the man
Marshal157 3 years ago
lmao he looks like Ben Stiller, but, stil i love Chris Tidus!!!
HannibalLecterFreak2 3 years ago
i want to hear some of those white guy jokes
steeeeeeeeeveee 3 years ago
no, really. you don't wanna know...
1greenenvy 3 years ago
"We could of used Indians to help us...but we killed them"
LOL!
Gravimite 3 years ago 3
"I'm Whitey and I appologize" lol.
supersaiyan3j 3 years ago
all of black jokes are just stereotypes
baseballking2468 3 years ago
really? no shit so are all race jokes jack ass.
ufcCanadianhockey87 3 years ago 2
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I dont think the whites should apologize to the black for them being slaves hell alot of blacks have better shit then me and they aint got a job on top of it it piss me off.
Demonicwolf300 3 years ago
did you see how fast we got organized? LOLOLOL that freaked ME out....and im white!
xLogikBomb 3 years ago 6
"I will admit, I over reacted"... freakin genius.
shishiodun 3 years ago 6
titus rules!
modernway91 3 years ago 2
he's whitey and i accepet his apoligy. even though he's white. titus live on.
funny.
titus live on.
rezinjun420 3 years ago 2
Ha, "Good ev-eh-ning, black people."
ChaosNinja00 3 years ago
omg. people the last guy has a good idea, this is a joke he is a COMIC. he's making fun of everyone. so everyone who is deciding to make a statement and get all offend by someone you will never meet and obviously don't understand. shut the hell up. turn off the dumb ass filter and enjoy a good joke. god damn.
at least he apologized for Kramer.
bettigaboi2008 3 years ago
Omg hes funny. and he is right!
nicholeherrin 3 years ago
i love how he said sorry to the blacks,mexcians,indians and then he said fuck the japasen for Pearl Habor
(Don't comment on my spelling cause i know i spelled it wrong)
Dareman15 3 years ago
haha you guys are amazing like seriously. white people have done horrible things but all they have to do now is treat everyone with respect. as long as you're not racist then it's fine and if you are then you do have to apologize. racism just shows that you don't deserve any respect at all and all you deserve is to get the crap beat out of you. this isn't just to white people either, it goes both ways
thedoors4ever 3 years ago
you say both like its only two groups...
vista59 3 years ago
im sorry for something i didnt do?
raymundomojo 3 years ago 3
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you're whitey and have a LOT to apologize for look at all the fucked up shit your race has done to others. Don't get me wrong of course these actions had cause and effects and made our nation the way it is but there are still a bunch of racist fuckin white people and those are the ones that make this the crappy nation that it has become. FUCK YOU! and shame shame too. NO on Prop 8!!!
DokkenRulez 3 years ago
There are tons of racist people that aren't white whatever you want to believe, Have you ever been a slave? Had to sit in the back of the bus? No, you're a little punk that wants apologies for something that happened to someone the same color as them, call me racist and I'll shrug you off, because you obviously didn't read a word I said.
Surperioritycomplex 3 years ago 6
wait.... that makes only partial sense. think about it. are whites really the only racists? is there really no one else who needs to apologize? come on now. be fair.
vista59 3 years ago
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i dont feel bad for for what happened years ago, it made us all what we are now, who gives a fuck. Im proud of my slaves.
MarcianoMMA 3 years ago
Anyone Know where i can see this comedy skit "full"?
misterhalo2007 3 years ago
If you can't laugh at this video (regardless of your skin color), then you're still stuck in the 1980's mindset. Welcome to the 21st century - the new generation (us) can't give a flying fuck about what race their friends are. Racism is an archaic, obsolete concept that are only employed as the target of ridicule in the modern society - i.e., racist jokes are funny to us because we find racism to be ridiculous.
bumfromkorea 3 years ago 12
well said, i agree with you 100%
darklynxprotege13 3 years ago 3
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I'm whitey, and I have nothing to apologize for.
AnomalyINC 3 years ago
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Hey! It's true! Titus took the blame, didn't you see that?
I got away without a scratch!
AnomalyINC 3 years ago
you guys dance better than us!... but in the other hand.. i like hicken too... haha
ipodwii360more4free 3 years ago 4
aahh so funny....if ya cant laugh at yourself and others than what good is livin? common this is funny cant laugh at yourself then i feel sorry for you.
politicallypure 3 years ago 3
just ignore hean34 he's an idiot im from the deep south, Birmingham,Alabama.pretty much none of us are like that any more.
dale8jrfan8 3 years ago
wow racist.....but hilarious
emilylions13 3 years ago
To the Japanese people... Fuck that you guys started that. We were chilling in Hawaii and all hell broke loose. freakin hilarious
AKquagmire 3 years ago 2
lol and also "i will admit that i over reacted"
Egill91 3 years ago 3
O so funny... to the indian, mexican, and japanese people
praiser070 3 years ago
im whitey and i apologize
harleygraber 3 years ago 4
hey man, you should upload the whole presentation for this skit, or if you cant, plz tell me where i can find it, thank you
whiteboycool2007 3 years ago
which skit is this a part of?
miyoko101 3 years ago
Lol, funny stuff. Funny in a good way though! I like this segment, true, but abit humourous.
Hate racist people, and I hope one day it can be in harmony.
arixynie01 3 years ago
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harmony bull shit, racism, bullshit, we took them out of deserts, or bug desease riden jungles, for work and evenchualy let free, so i dont got anysimpothy, also other countrys were enslaved too
hean34 3 years ago
your from the south right?? because what we did was bad we had no right, to do that. now i never did that but it doesnt excuse our ancesters, so just think before speaking you could hurt peoples feelings.
videohound2005 3 years ago
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Who do you think sold us the slaves in africa to begin with? Wasn't the white man...
Oddman1980 3 years ago
You are misunderstanding something, they didn't go down there and asked the chief of the village for the price of his son, they went down there with big nets and guns and took them
crosbying 3 years ago
I remeber a conversation with a german guy i had a while back and were talking about our countries mistakes and i heard the best thing come out of his mouth OOPS. The reason was is becuase "they knew what they did was wrong and they wanted to move on. " why cant the US do this? Just admit it and move on we have so much we can do to help others but were stuck running around the racist circle. GET OVER IT. The world has so much more to offer the anger over a 400 year old event. im black
thedarkprinceVvvvV 3 years ago 3
so long as we are human, racism will never die off completely. im sorry, but as much as we wish people could get over it, it just isn't gonna happen. im also black.
vista59 3 years ago
yea, unfortunetly that is true. I hate the fact that some of my race (Im White) still cannot except black people. But Hopefully someday it will be completly be erased. But hey, atleast Obama became president. Thats a step in the right direction I think.
Flasko7 3 years ago
Reminds me of Jim Carrey
OluGeorge 3 years ago
I'm Whitey, and I apologize for all the crap my ancestors and their friends did...
Drag0nH3artz 3 years ago 6
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Why would you? You had jack shit to do with slavery ya pussy.
MammaMia19 3 years ago
Because, shit like that had chances to be stopped, but we didn't do it.
Drag0nH3artz 3 years ago
/signed by another whitey who is sorry.
arixynie01 3 years ago
I'm Mexican and Cherokee. I accept. :3
DeadmanInc336 3 years ago
The Irish got the shaft for 800 year. And who do you think started the European slave trade. African tribes. To think that a boatload of Dutch with single shot muskets could forcefully enslave millions of africans is absurd and ignorant.
xxdeaglexx 3 years ago
First off, I'm black and I must say that your comment makes it seem like you say that it didn't happen.
Second, The Duch did not forcibly enslave the africans. They more so came to africa during a time where sides were at war with each other. They then provided the weaker side with guns, so that as the war ended, They would be able to buy the stronger tribe as slaves.
And third, Slaves in africa worked 5 to 10 years. Then were be free of their debt. in US it lasted forever.
MrGreatworks 3 years ago 2
Where is the only place slavery is openly practiced? I refuse to acknowledge slavery until black acknowledge the atrocities that happened to the Irish, real Indians, Armenians, and the Chinese. Because Slavery was NOT genocide, it was business.
xxdeaglexx 3 years ago
I completley understand where you're coming from.
NONE of the history books say anything about The Potato Famine, Trail of Tears, Ect. America needs to acknowledge that these atrocities happened. you see, one can't acknowledge what one knows nothing about, and people think that if it isn't taught, it dissappears.
It wasn't "Just Business" it was pure hatred for one's fellow man. Either way you look at it, Those who comitted the wrongdoing profited from it in one way or another.
MrGreatworks 3 years ago
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Who, fucking, cares, other countrys have been enslaved, not just u, 2nd of all
Dont u start ur slave bullshit, we took u out of deserts or bug disease riden jungles, just for some work, u should be sorry, not us, because i sure aint, u aint the only fucking ppl
hean34 3 years ago
The complete bigotry and blind ignorance of that comment speaks volumes about your intelligence level.
opus2200 3 years ago 8
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and to me it sounds like ur a edgucated lil asshole prick, prolly New york, new jersey maybe
hean34 3 years ago
Thanks for proving my point.
opus2200 3 years ago 2
"just for some work" yes a nice little holiday with a little bit of work...you dummy
ROYALPRIMUS 3 years ago 2
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dude, to form america, and all of the great countrys, prolly even the one u part of was settled with the help of slaves, not only blacks, not only down south, also up north, if u live up north its just as much ur fault than southerners, same with out west.
hean34 3 years ago
well do ya a favour than.... get you out of that southern shithole,... and you'll come work in my backyard just the potato field,... Ill let your dad(who is prolly also your cousin) do the oranges... you'll only be corrected with a whip when your little inbreed brain gets of track...
don't ever dare to say again that we did those people a favour... our ancesters treated those people like less than dirt. now we don't have to take the responsebility for that... but still you may feel a little bad
cradlecry 3 years ago 2
not saying i dont feel bad, infact i do, but i just want u Shitbags up north to know, u did the same thing, its ur fault, just as much as ours, dont frown appawn only south.
hean34 3 years ago
Yeah but in this case you guys did it based on how we looked in most cases it didnt go down like that. It was wrong I dont see why you should be tryin to justify those actions.
leftthen 3 years ago
Actualy Slavry was there even before Europe had there nations it was all over the world
LinkHimora 3 years ago
whitey aknown
crazykid31693 3 years ago
whitey speaking... isnt it kinda of shitty that it has been 100 or so years and we are still at blame for our great great great great grandfathers... I mean yes we were wrong... but do all white people really owe an apology...
rollerkotster 3 years ago
I'm Whitey, and I apologize for all the crap my ancestors and their friends did... but it's kind of weird that I have to apologize to myself as well (part Cherokee).
So... I accept my own apology. ^_^
SeraphimPwnsU 3 years ago
I'm whitey, and I don't apologize because I've never once condoned slavery in my lifetime.
Gotta love Titus, though. Good stuff.
SegaDragon 3 years ago 3
I just saw him. In starbuck in my town. I think he lives here. Weird...
marisakh 3 years ago
he's my fave comedian ever, he's fuckin hilarious
SuperShredder59 3 years ago 5
what was this tour called?
Idiots0nCamera 3 years ago
The 5th Annual End of the World tour. He's got a cd out for it too, it's outstanding. I got it off Itunes.
pphunk54 3 years ago
I dig the Titus show and ran across this....I laughed so hard I cried.Thanx!!!!!!!!!!!
bettydaze 3 years ago
man i miss his show
wiss it hadden gone off air
kennythiu1 3 years ago
i admit it was freakin awsome...but everthing on the show was on his 2 standups, i think he ran out of ideas...it was kool though
jay2353whs 3 years ago
He got cancelled, even though the ratings weren't bad. It pissed me off.
pphunk54 3 years ago 2
gay and I didnt get to see the show. what was it I must see it?
sora778 3 years ago
U CANT STOP RASCISM... but EURPPEANS didnt take them, they gave them(africans)guns for some slaves...so africans went and took other africans by raiding viliges... and EUROPEANS sold them to us...& most people didnt have slaves cause they could'nt afford them...and africans do dance better...japan deserved it
jay2353whs 3 years ago 3
and then what did we do to japan? we rebuilt it!
udntwnna 3 years ago 2
I feel it should be mentioned that one of the only places left on Earth where slavery is still practiced, every day, is Africa. Has been that way for a thousand years at least. *every* country on earth regardless of color has, at some time or another, practiced that evil slavery. Of course, SOME countries have managed to STOP doing it.
Oddman1980 3 years ago
ok i was trying to get comando to stop ranting but in all seriousness i agree with a toned down version of him (aka jdog) racist is a word that is now exclusively used for white people and it is messed up. the only people called racists on a large scale are white people and we just take it. i believe chris titus is doing this sarcasticly and showing how rediculous it sounds when someone comes out and says "i'm whitey and i apologize" how rediculous blaming the present for the pasts mistakes
udntwnna 3 years ago 5
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Jdog9179 no ones with you cause no one will care
Drewferd4 3 years ago
It is true, you know.
finaIfantasyfiend 3 years ago
really drewferd4 why is it that no one will care? honestly, you dont think anyone wants to put an end to the racist bullshit that occurs everyday?
jdog9179 3 years ago 2
I've watched this 3 times and the only reason is beacause..."YOU'RE WELCOME!!"
samuelb13 3 years ago
its my belief that black people can be the most racist of all. if a white person says nigger black people get all pissed off and in some cases riot over the word. i understand that the word has a lot of history behind it but thats just it, its history. what happened in the past happened and we cant change it. so to continue to hold a grudge because of what our ancestors did is racist. i think that every race should wipe the slate clean and just start anew. whos with me?
jdog9179 3 years ago 7
damn people take things so seriously, its comedy, not ment to be taken seriously
iamuraniumhobo 3 years ago
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I love standup, but this guy is a bigot. Not funny.
jkpuskar 3 years ago
I agree just hate everyone including your own race then theres no problem I look like a freaking albino and my boyfriend is black so I dont really see the problem in bringing up something that happened a hundred years ago white people hebrews and jewish asians were slaves too there not complaining like constantly....so lets just think about the future and not the past
suicidalkatana 3 years ago
Okay Comando u need to stop goin off on a tirade towards everyone. its called comedy so shut up and laugh or choose a different video, go on, u can do it click the search button and pick something with knock knock jokes, they seem to be more your style
udntwnna 3 years ago
ok the japanese sorry about the abomb f**k that u started it but i will admit i started that.
lol XD
wtzwestcoastchoppers 3 years ago
im white and i apologize
but it was are ancestors fault and whats in the past is in the past
and i wish they didnt do what they did because it was very horrible what the did
but 1 person can make a diffrence and thats what titus was probably trying to do and i
courtneyjohnson14 3 years ago 2
You don't need to apologize. You didn't do anything. I'm Latino, and the Mexicans were equally dirty in the Texas Revolution: Remember Goliad? For other minorities to assume that Whitey is racist, as in make the generalization, that is racism in and of itself.
Don't sweat it, we don't live in the 1800's or even the '60s.
DaScatman 3 years ago 2
hey dont apologize. im sick of some of the minorities trying to make us feel bad about something we didnt do! and the ones that hold it against us r just trying to get hand outs or get special treatment. white ppl were slaves before black ppl or anyone else. in the 1300 and 1400's we were slaves. in europe. i wish it hadnt happened but im not gonna apologize for something i didnt do. u shouldnt apologize either. unless of course u owned a slave. did u? then dont apologize.
madfootballskills 3 years ago
everone was slaves at the same time smarty, just not in the same places
vista59 3 years ago
One of my favorite comics of all time.
officerspot 3 years ago
i also love chicken
lounginaddict 3 years ago
I'm white, but I wasn't alive back then, so...
IfTheLightTakesUs 3 years ago 3
lol its sweet enough come on
number1stalkerchik 3 years ago
when did this first air
nate3993 3 years ago
last year
dukealoops1993 3 years ago
This is the funniest thing I have seen. Ever.
ModernxSamuraixKiyo 3 years ago 3
thank u white ppl.....Latinos stand up!!!!!
alfredogaleas 3 years ago
He probably should have thrown in an apology to the Hawaiians, too-- we stole their land just like we did the Indians'.
ayakoholic 3 years ago 2
I'M WHITEY
AND I APOLOGIZE
cgmsdh 3 years ago 6
im white
carlos mencia said that in some ways whites are most often affected most by racism, because we cant laugh at racist jokes or say anything racist, as wed be pinned as a racist
sometimes it all just annoys me =/
narutorulesall 3 years ago
It's so freaking True :(
officerspot 3 years ago
i'm whitey and i apologize
that being said, now its ur turn
udntwnna 3 years ago 7
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What did you do udntwnna? Did you own slaves? You are not to blame just because you're skin is white.
commandox20 3 years ago
u need to calm down, its called comedy!
udntwnna 3 years ago 3
I don't see blacks and whites, I just see people.
"If one man could take 100% responsibility, the healing could start. Go." Funniest guy.
deathbyferret 3 years ago 9
lol I don't think he's really being serious about any of this but it's funny. But have you read history eveyrones taken some form of people as slaves at one point, so why don't we all just move passed it, that all ended about well over a century ago.
LegendaryGerous 3 years ago 3
which one did he dothis joke
mrprince911 3 years ago
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Titus iz a badass! but u should never apologize for being white! have sum pride!
arebel54 3 years ago
Im from Texas, Texas is kickass!
stingerfanforlife 3 years ago
fukn hillarious
orngorn 3 years ago 2
lol I love dis guy Lmfao
orngorn 3 years ago 2
iam whitety and i appologize.
ssj4goku100million 3 years ago
I AM WHITEY AND I APOLOGIZE
lelon68 3 years ago 5
i am whitey and i aplogizes
haircaptian11 3 years ago
I completely agree. I am black(whoo hoo throw a party) and i enjoy his comedy. Its pure comedic genius how he approached such a topic and made it funny and had its serious moments. If you watched the show last night you saw that he did the same thing when talking about the government. Comedic genious is all i have to say.
tccn4eva 3 years ago 2
I fucking agree! I'm black and found this extremely hysterical! I miss the days when he had a series on Fox. One of the few reason I watched the crappy network back then.
Anywho, it's fucking comedy. Get over it.
razgrizstraits 3 years ago 4
stop talking about the history of the bit
is supposed to be comedic
he covered the history
this is just my opinion and i dont wanna offend anybody but i think the comments should just be about his comedic skills and not the history he mentions
guitar1130 3 years ago
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You offend me by being afraid of offending people. Grow a sack and have an opinion without fear. "Im white and I apoligise" is a bullshit stance, and its not just a "joke" many people actually hold that stance against whites. If you're white you should apoligise "with substance" IE; money, some nanny state program. It all leads into reality and its all very NOT funny.
commandox20 3 years ago
your a dumb ass
haircaptian11 3 years ago
"your a dumb ass"
HAHAHAHAHA.
commandox20 3 years ago
i love this
i watched it last night
he talks about extremely important issues while making them comedic but yet he tries not to make fun of people
guitar1130 3 years ago
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what a pussy bitch. I'm sorry he's funny otherwise but here MY God! Everytime I hear this I just get an image of a bunch of minorities bending him over and sticking a red hot fire pock up his ass. What tool!
shore2222 3 years ago
Dude shut up, its all material for his stand-up and its funny. I hate people who can't take a joke, I mean he rips on my state pretty bad and I laughed.
hookemhorns1190 3 years ago 3
Do you not realise that most stand up is based on an opinion honestly held by the comedian in question?
commandox20 3 years ago
wierd for me, cuz im half-hispanic, half-caucasian, so....should i apologize?
livewire696 3 years ago 2
im a mix of black ,hispanic, native american,and white........
do what i do
say fuck it
invitationofchaos 3 years ago
yes and no, only to the blacks lmfao... and indians but not to the hispanics
gogetareeljob 3 years ago
Yea sure... Next time u type racist shit remember if it wasn't for white people it wouldn't be possible for you to actually WRITE on youtube, BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T BE A KEYBOARD!
I mean, c'mon! This show is great because it makes fun about ALL races, making everyone feel comfortable..lighten up!
sheesh
Likokas 3 years ago
I never really understood exactly WHY white ppl are blamed for slavery and hated for it. I'm not racist and I'm against slavery like everyone else but, the slaves were sold to the whites from Africa by Africans apparently. Shouldn't the Africans be hated too?
rob8989 3 years ago 2
Wait wait wait... A friend of mine corrected me. Apparently my history teacher was wrong.. Sorry folks =/
rob8989 3 years ago
Actualy your friend is wrong and your teacher is right we werent the ones selling and we didnt go to africa and rape and pillage other blacks sold to the rest of the world
LinkHimora 3 years ago
Whites were only part of the slave trade. There were blacks trading, whites trading, the spanish had already moved in and were setting up trade routes including slaves, and the muslims and egyptions have some of the largest history of slavery, but you wont here about any of that. its all white people, and it doesnt matter who your ancestors really are, if you're white, you're to blame.
commandox20 3 years ago
exactly and i tell my black friends that white people were slaves too but he doesnt believe me
gogetareeljob 3 years ago
im sorry u feel that way but not all white people are bad and i have defend blacks against white in my school and got suspened for it so knot all of us are to blame just the rude jerk who go around making wise cracks and attacking blacks for the way they are
courtneyjohnson14 3 years ago
You need to learn reading comprehension, I did not say ALL WHITES ARE BAD, I was being sarcastic to that point that someone because people who have been dead for a hundred years, and may not even be related to me, I somehow have to apoligise for that? Bullshit. I had no part in slavery, and I do not appreciate being blamed or ask to apoligise for it. I didn't do it, nor do I condone it.
commandox20 3 years ago
Well im trying to defend against racist im sorry if you didnt mean anything bad but im confronting racist and telling them things like this so im very sorry
courtneyjohnson14 3 years ago
no one blamed you. you took it as we're blaming you personally. and also one who cant look at a situation from both sides is one who doesn't understand
vista59 3 years ago
I agree on that one to be honest That whole Continent (africa) has major race issues (I'm black by the way) They hate each other becuase there from different ethnic groups and kill each other all the time for stupid stuff. Just think of some of those undeveloped countries where they have constant wars where the government gets over thrown constantly. To all races we all have our problems, We're going to have to act, If we want to live in a different world.
thedarkprinceVvvvV 3 years ago
I agree with both of you, I notice that even though some people, including blacks, are still offended by what happened for 400 years, when I never complain about how my Scottish or Irish sides being into slavery by the British. I see them as other people that I may or may not like, because each race and individual countries people are different, which people need to understand that. If we cannot learn to live with our pros and cons, we will basically drive ourselves into a ditch (not literally)
Gungho73 3 years ago
Is that guy holding a glock 9 filter?
stalka929 3 years ago 2
I LOVED this guy, and his comedy, UNTIL.
dwoba 3 years ago