RE: TAG atheist joke

[mrsberrycool]

Nice joke XD

[skinnyjohnsen]

I only just found the start of this everlasting tag thing. (Good thing I sub to AncientAtheist)

Great joke. Is that a bottle of Monistrol?

[jamesarongray]

That was a terrible joke, acid would have solved that qestion in no time

[Poemsapennyeach]

Great Balls of Fire. I love your style.

[JamesWalterOrr]

Haha, David.

Easy

[TheFutureLooksGrimm]

Is that an L7 shirt I see :) Haven't heard or seen anything about them in a loooong time.

[Rutle]

I love that joke.

[juliandeathgod]

***** stars : )

[charlottepoet]

nice one :)

[bishopb7]

yep..very good one

[andrewnorris1]

Hmmm, cool joke. Which religion is Mone meditating on behind you?

[elviradark6]

is it windy there David?..heheh, i have fun watching you , never mind the joke, which ok, its funny, but i dont know any atheist jokes..LOL

[renegade4dio]

And of course your contribution is great ;)

[robby63]

Perfect!! haha

[Kabuki0009]

Nice one,Hail 1awere1 *****stars; )

[RichardRoy2]

I don't know if I heard that one before, but man, I just love your presentation. That was brilliant. Thanks.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Richard: Actually the joke is adapted from an old alternative weekly comic I used to write. Thanks for the comment :)

[DickensianDreams]

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Homer Simpson.

[nordicsky]

And I was so looking forward to the punch line.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

nordicsky: well, if you get near one--let me know :P

[AntaresInScorpius]

LOL, classic, David, that was a really good one.

[ZITZON]

MAN: Ah! That's where the wine comes in!

WOMAN: (sniffs bottle) That's not wine - its water!

[ghostofdayinperson]

What is it with you and sleeping black-haired beauties at 4 in the morning?

[CousinoMacul]

You think he should switch to sleeping brown haired beauties at 4AM?

[ghostofdayinperson]

hehe!

[BradfordandLasso]

Now bare with me here David, I'm just asking... you don't believe in a god, that's fine, yet you believe some horrible fate will fall upon you if you break this joke chain? WTF? Now don't say it was all in fun, and you don't believe that, because you did DO it. (and by the way, I love your poems and I am a BIG David fan), that said, the joke was a big let down.

Don't get mad at me here David. I'm just calling it like I see it.

Lasso

[DavidRandallCurtis]

BradfordandLasso: I believe the horrible fate will actually fall upon KingHeaten in the form of me nagging him to death--because I had to get off my lazy fat ass and do this :P -- as for the joke -- well, it is like a poem... not everybody gets them or gets some of them... what a boring world it would be if everybody agreed with or liked everything I said. Even this. :P --thanks for commenting ;)

[BradfordandLasso]

agreed. : )

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

HA! No doubt the "Holey" cheese is to complement the Blue Nun wine.

The term, "Atheist Joke", seems a bit of an oxymoron to me. The joke is on faith-heads.

[longhairred]

*chuckles* :)

[mnilandcom]

good one :D

[tinySpectacle]

Very funny: It's all in your great delivery. One flaw: the woman should have blond hair, duh.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

tinySpectacle: The woman should have blonde hair that is dyed jet black hair with streaks of blue highlights the shine when the sun hits them (kinda like cartoon hair) and also be wearing a latex black french maid outfit and be sporting a cat of nine tails whip. As you were. :P

[controversialbook]

I don't understand what all this shit about long shinning hair, black stockings and eyes like deep pools of green algae is all about. Maybe it's my age, but as long as the thing is female, doesn't dip snuff, and doesn't have diarrhea I'm happy.

[CoffeeLady45]

Are you the original dirty old man? Talk about a sick, disgusting comment. Yuck! Consider filling out a job application at the county morgue.

[controversialbook]

I'm not dirty. I bath daily and it's really odd you mentioned the morgue. I did work there, but the sex wasn't very gratifying, at least not for me. The other nightshift guy seemed to go for the cold ones. I guess it's just matter of taste.

[RichardRoy2]

LOL

[PoetLina]

Hey, if she had blond hair she'd have known the punchline, duh. :p

[tattooskin72]

LOL that was a good one ;)

[liz1060]

vino veritas ... that's where it gets ugly -- lol!

[CousinoMacul]

What's the cheese for? ;-)

[DavidRandallCurtis]

CousinoMacul: It's "Holey" cheese! :P

[Vogter2100]

ROTFL... good one!!

[hswatnik]

Good to see the most excellent David Randall Curtis-

[healthyaddixion]

you had me at the tie toss <33

you are the only youtube atheist who doesn't bore me to tears.

and in answer to your question: sit ups, david. lots of sit ups :)

[YogiToad]

The pause after the joke was funnier than the joke..lol..you are funny even in the down curb Dave. I did want to point out that the Tibetan Book of The Dead was written by atheists.Did you know that?

[RowanFortuneWood]

Hilarious, 5*/fav

[efchellion669]

dude. I totally get it, "Thats where the wine comes in". ROTF

XXXILD I HAD TO EXPLAIN you'd have to be a drunk lol.

[rozeboosje]

Haha!

[NewBrazdolph]

i´d rather label myself as an agnostic...sounds fancier.

[franklystrange]

Atheism and Agnosticism aren't mutually exclusive. But, Agnosticism (to me) makes a lot more sense, and you don't get in as many arguments because most people don't know what the hell agnosticism is and just deduce you as weirdo.

[rozeboosje]

Why be "agnostic" about Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Thor or Zeus? None of those entities exist. Sure, it makes sense to be agnostic about there being "something out there" that is "god-like", but, please, show me someone who actually believes in and/or worships "something out there".

[xxxild]

Oh, good one, franklystrange!

[rozeboosje]

It sounds fence-ier

[NewBrazdolph]

hehehehe..exactly.

[NewBrazdolph]

i was subbed to im ..like when i first started this pagan world..but since he´s so untouchable, i gave him up...after all..only gods are untouchable.

[janeczka]

Yeah, but what about the cheese?

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Janeczka: You mean the "Holey" cheese? :p

[janeczka]

Sweet Jesus! :p

[NewBrazdolph]

king heathen is such a hottie!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

NewBrazdolph: Hey! I saw him FIRST! :p

[RosieDesire]

LOL love it

[Largo64]

Maybe that's the real reason the Master turned water into wine. He was going to preach, and he wanted to be sure that everyone understood!

5/5* and fave

[NewBrazdolph]

see..largo is another hottie..but a more reachable one...so...more "down to earth" like us...poor earthlings. ;P

[theboombody]

Lewis Carroll gave me the idea that atheists have some kind of magical powers.