Nokia N-Gage Review (Part 3)

[expertjuanpa]

if you want to look cool buy a fucking xperia play bitch not that crap for poor people oh $150 dolars how fucking expensive is that

[timanator2x]

to bad next year every thing is going to be smartphones

[alexwilsonNC]

@superCds64

Get a psp off ebay. Cheap and MUCH better at emulating than this.

[800ise]

Man you talk a lot...

[ChicoEdge]

The N-Gage saga is about to come to an end. Nokia is going to be shutting down the N-Gage app in a few months.

[evergonge]

@ChicoEdge good only no marks pay for games on this console the best titles are the hacked one on emulators such the genasis titles and nes ones colim mcrays ok though

[29041982]

hi there.. where you find all this games.. do you buy it.. or download it? tell me.. nice videos...

[MisterAlexUk]

I think you may have an ickle crush on Ashens... Me too.

[tachoschieber]

cocaine?

[megamn606]

LETS DO IT. ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL love it

[confusedcockney]

What about FIFA? Well i suppose its somthing American's will never properly embrace.

[rkoguy]

?????????

[seinfan9]

chaos theory was fuckin badass when it came out.

[superCds64]

I want one, you can emulate on them.

[iDylanTheGeek]

your voice is like pruane 2 forever!

[clifgreen3]

not really

[gtatec9]

"and the controls are actually the smoothest"......."Lets see how do i jump?"

lolz

[DrSurprise]

what service did the n gage have? t-mobile? cingular? verizon?

[gtatec9]

DrSurprise N gage was on t-mobile and cingular, and because of that how could it be verizon??? cingular and tmobile are GSM, verizon is CDMA and doesnt use SIM card

[animefanaticati]

the games were on RS-MMC cards? cuz they looked similar like on mine is a nokia 6630

[photonman48]

splinter cell is a sick games, but to be fair ive never played metal gear solid

[templar325]

splinter cells better just pl;ay them

[stude444]

what happened to pathway to glory?

you never showed us that one

[wiidslover]

I had the fat one but my bro lost it.

[johnpaulramirez]

i have both the qd and the classic...for me,i think the classic is much better...

[saneok92]

hay boys, i am from moldova and, ya know, my english is veru poor)i want to buy this phone, but i dont what is REAly better a classik or a QD?my ICQ is 267455944 please write me!

[PwningSheep]

This part is not as bad as the 2nd one, but you still lack a lot of things. It's not that many of the thigs you said weren't true, but it's like you focused on the bad sides. Here's what you missed:

First ever multiplayer (with online) phone

One of the fist 3 with operating system that can enhance all features and add more to the phone.

Also it's a 4k color phone actually. And SIM cards are hard to find? It works with any normal card dude. The dummy card is for free online play (ARENA) only.

[Kingshitv4]

First ever multiplayer?? Dreamcast beat it first then because servers are still up, and before that The saturn you could get on the internet.

[PwningSheep]

mobile phone/handheld console multiplayer -_-

No one is talking about the others.

[astrosteve]

They even had a multiplayer online service for Super Nintendo and Genesis, though that was third party. I think Saturn was probably the first one with first party support.

[CABBAGES]

Tomb raider was really good on the n gage. I think i still have the original n gage with lots of games on an sd card :P but the sound stopped workin :(

[yootubeunlock8426]

the original n gage is more geek sheek (I just got one)

[yootubeunlock8426]

I kind of like the early 32-bit era so this is awsome to me if you still have it can I buy it

[Pzkfw5]

"Don't call it 3D unless your pushing 32bit"...Dude its a symbian OS Smart phone. Its basically a portable multitasking computer that happens to take calls and has a 104mHz Processor.

[monsturbiks]

bout ashen-you can redefine controls as you wish.even similar to mouse/keypad layout.controls in GR also can be changed.too bad that you didnt show us pathway to glory.its one of the best games ever which nobody played....

[artfungames]

"The game is about mutens or ailines that invade the earth or something... and u get to shoot them" rofl!

[kubevubin]

TKE, numerous Dreamcast first- and third-person shooters used the face buttons for movement. They actually worked pretty well, in my opinion. As strange as it's gonna sound, I can't stand looking around with the right analog stick on any console. I have to use the left, as that's how I'd originally played games of that nature.

[Skibicks123]

kubevubin, what the hell are you talking about?

this is n-gage not dreamcast.

[kubevubin]

I'm referring to how the N-Gage version of Ghost Recon controls, as it compares to how first-person shooters on Dreamcast control.

[LimonPower]

i love the idea of a cell phone and a psp so i'm buying one!

[Aqueries44]

get a psp and get skype for it.

[gtatec9]

just thought i should let u noe...the QD in Nokia N Gage QD actually stands for the word "quaque die" meaning everyday in latin.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

....and where did you get this information?

[gtatec9]

wikipedia

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Hmm...I checked the wikipedia page before. I didn't read anything about the QD thing. Ah, well, I guess so.

[Juggla17]

Poor little N-Gage.. I really wanted one to but just never got around to buying one. It had some great games on it that I really wanted like Ashens, Pathway to Glories (2), Pocket Kingdom, Glimmerati, Snakes, Call of Duty and Pandemonium.

Great little system just not enought love. :(

~fin~

[PandaExpress1337]

dont worry TolstoyKafkaEvsky, you have an asian friend in me :P

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Do you know Kung fu and oriental cooking!?

[PandaExpress1337]

im a black belt in tae-kwon-do, and i can microwave hotpockets

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Hahaha. Yeah, I took Tae-Kwon-do for a while. Never got past yellow belt. Oh well. Oh and Hot Pockets are HORRIBLE for you. I can't touch them. They tear my innards up.

[Thepaddster]

Hot Pockets kick ass! Ham and cheese FTW!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

I quote comedian Jim Gafighan who said, "Who's idea was it to fill a pop-tart with nasty meat?"

[PandaExpress1337]

Hmm... well, I'd rather have Ramen. Lol.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Right, so can you send me ramen over the internet....I mean, if I ask for it.

[SpriteKling]

Chicken Ramen iz teh pwnx0r2.

[futuramaguy42]

Jim Gafighan is hilarious, i went to his standup act.

[SpriteKling]

???? I think you replied to the wrong thing.

[thaneros]

For most n-gage games just take a few min to learn the controls.Once you do it becomes smoother.

You should try and find Glimmerati and Snakes,the best games on n-gage IMO.Snakes is free BTW.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Yeah, I would probably not want to buy a game I can play for free on the internet.

[thaneros]

Its not the same as the old Snake games but a 3d update thats like mix of Tron,Pacman and Snake.

[ifhgsfj]

You should attempt to do a CD-i review. You'll be like, the only one on Youtube to do it!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

God knows I'd like to, but again, can't find em', and when you do, they're totally expensive....people should give me FREE things, you know?

[ifhgsfj]

Thant my dream, to get free video games.

[ZcSoldierRS]

Tolstoy. Maybe u could try out the R-Zone or watever its called. its like a failed attempt at copying the Game Boy, if u didnt no, if at all possible i wanna see a review of it. thanks man

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Tried to find it, only 2 on Ebay, and on both, I got outbid.....bastards.

[ZcSoldierRS]

ouch man. R-Zone woulda been cool for a review! Nice job on The QD tho... by the way, i do get the QD "Cutie" thing. LOL

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Yeah, but did you ever wonder if it WASN"T supposed to be a play on words, and if I just thought that because I'm on crack?

[ZcSoldierRS]

srry man... didnt know...im not too smart these days..

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Why say you that?

[RhinoG123]

QD stands for "quaque die" which is latin for "every day"

[guyanafalifez]

i noticed u have a ds and i don't think u have a ds lite reviw i think u should do it and for the game smackdown vs raw 2008 for ds plzzz

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

I'll do it....for a price.....think I'm joking?

[noodlez67]

plz man

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Dude, read my lips, NO DS REVIEWS. Sorry, but they're so overdone. It's just not my vision.

[gamemaster2151]

wat do u mean a price u want me to pay u comeon man u already have a friggen ds just buy the game or if u want just do the ds lite review plz

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

please see comment above involving DS reviews.

[Nerdkiller316]

I beat up the people who play D'n'D. No offence to you Tolstoy but I'll let you off cos you're not the steriotipical kind of nerd (unlike Pebbiles, If his father wasn't the deputy principal I would so kill him). You're an alright man Tolstoy, keep those reviews commin'.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Dude, I don't care if I'm stereotypical or not, the nerd race is a kind an noble one, and one should be treated with respect. The same respect you would pay to black men and gays. You can't hate someone JUST because they're different. That is what makes someone a bigot. Sorry, don't mean to lecture, but it IS my magnum opus.

[Nerdkiller316]

Well I still respect the Angry Video Game Nerd though. He has balls.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Again, that's like saying, I respect Eddie Murphy, but I hate all the other black people.

[Nerdkiller316]

Sorry, sorry. Also, after Christmas, do you think you could do a Sega CD or a 32X review once you have enough money?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

mmmmm....actually, I don't know. Reasons why? Well, Angry Video Game Nerd already did those, and while I would have been totally up to it before, I fear that he did such a good/funny/definite job that I would only do bad to even try. Maybe if I start running out of options, but I'm gonna wait and see what else I can do first.

[Nerdkiller316]

Well I think you should do a Sega Nomad (portable Genisis/Mega Drive) If you can find it. AVGN never and I don't think he will review it. Let me know if you decide to do a Nomad review after christmas.

[Nerdkiller316]

Oh and one more thing, can you review your Sega Game Gear, cos I remember seeing your Judge Dread cartrage in your Atari Lynx review.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

You know, I'd like to, but all the creeps on the internet are overpricing them. If I can get an eye toy for 10 bucks, I expect something the same for a Gamegear. Needless to say, all these freaks want upwards of 20 bucks for it, and that's freaked up. I'm waiting to find a good deal.....maybe after the holidays.

[Nerdkiller316]

All right, I'll wait until then.

[Royfle]

that was a great spech man 2 thumbs up

[changofrijolero]

watch my fire? LOL!!!

[hcmatt05]

I almost thought about getting an N-Gage until the PSP came out. I'm glad now I have the PSP and not waisted money on the N-Gage.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Yeah, it was the same story with me. I ALMOST bought one...then I got a DS....and now I have a PSP.

[Steoandnoodles]

love it man!

[roook]

will any answer my question?

btw:like the video :) good old ghost recon :D

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

I already did. UP above.

[TruePikachao]

"DIE DIE DIE!" I lol'd so much! =3

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

I have a problem with authority. Does it show?

[roook]

nice video! any1 now if splinter cell works for nokia n gage qd and nokia n gage?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Yeah, all the games are interchangable between the original system and the QD. In the same way the original DS can play more current games, even with it's outdated design.

[reiku5000]

Wait like 10-20 years and sell hole trunk to museum as antiques.I have the N-Gage classic myself and it isnt so bad really like people think. :P

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

20 years....but...but that would require patience....

[TaintedBySmoke]

Its good that you make this kinda videos, but what do you do with all these gadgets? I know you're a collector but after that what happens? Anyway, keep it up. Make more!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Actually, I secretly fantasize about selling them all on eBay to fund more reviews. But, then again, you never know when they'll next come in handy. So I store them in that fall-out trunk that sits next to my desk.

[AipomChimChar]

could someone explain the n-gauge for 1point?

[ninitndo13]

just got one this morning for 20.00 i snaged one form ebay but mines look diffrent from yours

[BigD1916]

hey just so you know a game that surprised me fo DS is Call of Duty 4, just so you know if your running out of ideas for a review you could review that game

[theuchiha1]

dude u hav to make all ur vids this long

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

I might just have to, if the stuff keeps being this complicated from here on out.

[narutorox85]

need to see part 1 first

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

That would help.

[XetaWing]

nice video 10/10.

[crammage]

N-GADGE VS IPHONE

haha priceless

ROCKKKIN ROLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Yeah, that's actually something I like to shout (in a far more cartoony, and obnoxious voice) whenever my brother and I are playing Gears of War co-op or Halo 3.

[crammage]

N-GADGE VS IPHONE

haha priceless

[entendadomitris]

Isn't that the device whose battery must be removed to access the card slot? xD

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

No, that's it's older brother the original N-Gage, this one is the QD, the remake.

[csnoob147]

cool video TKE.