MY ____?____ IS BETER THAN YOUR ____?_____

[mckenzie165123]

okay let me get acroos if you think he is gay y r you watching these

[blahobla]

my ____ shirt is better than your ____ shirt!

[SquishyFreeze007]

My _hooker_ is hotter than your _hooker_.

Hey fool,make better videos and stop acting like a pre-adolescent 12 year old girl. Get outside and get some fresh air into your drug induced walnut brain. Peace.

[LittleNBigPro]

my dick is bigger than your dick =P

[marishtar]

My video is better than your video. And my videos SUCK.

[CallMeBionic]

my dick is better than yours, since you don't have one..

[Elenaem15]

My dog is better than your dog.

Jajaj, make more vidos!!

[thoughtsflying]

Hahaha. I like your turtle(:

My unicorn is better than your unicorn

[MRGATORSFAN]

Respond to this video... Burn In Hell

[cheerboyss]

hey  i seen your ass ok is little

[farrigurl]

fly? good thing ur cute

[APURPL3WAFFLE]

get a life homo

[dark666razor]

this is just gay and creepy at the same time. thanks youtube.

[AsTeRix1011]

this is random but u were going to say my junk is better than ure junk

[missroo227]

Superfloosh u definetly remind me of Riley from the teennick show Deggrassi but ur cute so don't worry about

[lowfatcakes]

My (shorts) is better than your (shorts) lol

[superbabycakes1]

my boyfriend is better than your boyfriend! *oooooo burrrrnnneedd* ZING!

[LollipopDinosor]

my kisses are better then your kisses<3 no actuallly ive never kissed anyone....</3 i know.... "AWkWArD" but anyway. no actually austinn your kisses are probaly better then miine...<3ily super floosh^_^

[dajah251]

omg ur fu**** videos suck please stop lol u know u should get some tips from shane dawson

[daveeee]

I am a 91 years old and I think you are a fine young man. You make all us old people at the nursing home chuckle.

[babygirlstar101]

you'll nev3r impress a girl only gay guys

[donutjr2]

you suck!

stop put this stupid videos on youtube



[fmlygyfntc]

keep this up bro, just a couple more years and you'll be awesome

[benjigirl123]

my bitch is better than ur mama jkjk XD

[A7LADBDOUBA]

i will start making vid's more often once or twice a week WOULD U LIKE THAT ? *slap ...that was fake XD

[TheVideoOverdose]

my dick is better than ur blank

[lifeXXrocks]

MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIE

[Natalie72622739]

Why is it that people can't spell vagina? not that hard... and chanal. lol

[IKillLittlegirls]

@Natalie72622739 channel?

[Natalie72622739]

@IKillLittlegirls yes, i was quoting what they said because it was funny.

[deathilization]

My FiST is Better than your FACE

[CherryValincourt25]

My muffin is better than your cupcake. And some friendly advice Austin: lay off the strawberry popsicles next time you are about to make a video. You look like you are wearing lipstick.

[megadesena]

Y do u still post vids wen 99% of people on here hate u?

[villarealian99]

My milkshake is better than yours

even though im actually a boy

[21hi21]

My girlfriend is better than your boyfriend. Dickface.

[ThePurpleSweatshirt]

my face is better then your face.

[nibblet9669]

your a failure

[Lewkification]

my dick is better than ur vigina

[bored44321]

@Lewkification no, my vigina is better than your dick!

[Datagirl29]

My Chanal is beter than your Chanal! :P

[WooCharity]

My taco is better than your apple......

[wildcatgirlzz09]

my video is better than youre video

[KingdomHeartsfann100]

my life is better than your life! XD

[XxLexiLuvssYouXx]

My penis is better than your vagina xD

[ManDTee]

My poop is better than your poop!

[pats538]

My life is better than your life, fking baby...

[redwood4616]

NO WAY!! WHO FINDS A SHIRTIN A CLOSET

[SerlyneOnAir]

My Brain Is better Than your Brain!!! Heak Yeah It Is...

[ilovetaylor415]

my boyfriend is better than ur boyfriend

[uRgOdalMightY]

yer a random guy and thats cool :)

[FizzySherbet]

No, I wouldnt like it if you made more videos. This was creepier than anything.

[poisonedHEARTS8952]

my boyfriend iz better then ur girlfriend....enless i was ur gf..NOTHIN could beat tht xD

[TheKatiegirl99]

Your right i do the same thing only to impress boys exspecially the boy that sits next to me!

[FuryObby]

my dick is better than your vagina

[anime105lover]

my ball sack is better than your life :) jokes x

[AmazingAzzy]

Your So Adorable.:)

[bestpinkie]

my hair is better than your hair! haha :D

[Jonnyrus132]

grow balls

[hebzo128]

stop clicking the damn pen!

[guber2013]

We can all tell that that you are really really trying to be funny.....it is NOT working.

[TheMissicute]

my face is better than ur face! haha im not a h8er BTW

[hihihi101694]

my ... you no what no i not doing this!



[lugeman221]

wantabe



[bibbles16]

my milkshake is better than yours

[rocioiglesias44]

ok honey you're totally right i don't know how to write english , but at least i know that if i suck at making videos i wouldnt make one okei? thank you & at least i DO know spanish & english at the same time..so get over yourselfe im not the only one thats agrees your a looser

[stupidgaga]

Dude you need to learn that drugs aren't the answer!

[personaltheology]

kay, so i have to comment on this. i actually think you have legit like, potential to be a decent youtuber. this is nice editing and its kinda funny. i chuckled to myself. on all your videos people are commenting like " you're gay" but ima 16 year old girl, and im pretty impressed with this. just saying. keep at it. :)

[MsCutieProductions]

@AlexHitrickPiano ROFL!!!!!! HAHAHAHA LMFAOO xD good onee XD

[theatremagic157]

you are a creeper....officially said by me

[Ruby1052]

What the fuck?

[RLJ4GH]

my videoes r butter tan youre gay ones

[timmy5939]

Wow... Sad.... :'(

[XxXOneSpeffilStarXxX]

my answer is better than your answer

[PopGoesDeMonsta]

My pizza is better than your pizza!

[HeyImBoschea]

my big dick is better than you small dick

[TheGYTC]

my head its better then yours

[STARISH1995]

MY BITCHES IS BETTER THEN YOUR BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shoonger001]

WTF did i just watch?

[superfish0012]

my waffel is better then your nade launcher

[MrsNickJonasL]

my boobs are better than your boobs : )

[danceboy201]

Hes acting...

[rzolko18]

you sick

[lordsuji]

how do you get so many views... i mean they must be random people because most of your votes are dislikes so their not subscribers XD.. like wait how did i get on this vid? WTF what just happened!

[ImAckward]

@lordsuji i know! i think i have watched most of his vids and i really don't want to :( i just see it like in the side thingy and i just click! i keep forgeting who he is and i just click and click and every time i figure out what i'm watching i just hit my head on my desk! :O

[andedi1]

omfg. if u dont like his videos just dont watch them. go hate on the person in the mirror.

dumbasses.

[fireyexplosions]

"I just like to ask ya know"...that was the only funny part...otherwise ur gay

My Videos are better than your Videos....and mine suck!

[justinbiebergirl161]

I like u jest the way u are

[TheJonathan20000]

My hair is better than your hair.

[sChUlTz14079]

MY BODY IS BETTER THAN YOU BODY

[mirandashawty]

myy dick is better than your vaginaa

[Murph241028]

oh so he doesnt like boys that or hes trying to hide his true feelings

[sunnysunfun]

qhgefvwgbl45uy45b7y5y25vcy37i 36 2356u65u 56u u yu365u ttguy5gtiy yt8iueghdhkvfjkbheuirfhjwnk;hw­oevtbuo3htnvunmjvkmnb... i was trying to speak your language.... stupid

[hotboi745]

Wow.......just......Wow...

[SUPERZOE15]

penis



[TheGYTC]

@SUPERZOE15  wtf ??????

[xFloralCupCakex]

Your awssome !x

[adrillikatithang]

my dick is better than your pussy

[IceCube571]

@adrillikatithang my life is better than your life

[Pallydog]

my shirt is better than your shirt

[bubblesXlove]

my milkshake is better than youres

[OCaptain123]

sry, i join the haters side!

[AlexHitrickPiano]

my girlfriend is better than ur boyfriend!!!

[1998MissLittle]

yo little Kid!!! dont post this stuff on yotube or get off of youtube!!! >:(

[70n5]

just die ....

[kralbertson]

you DO have ADHD what was up with that parrot bit at the end?! strange...

[twecrs1]

my waffle is bigger than your pancake you know what i mean... loll this kids hogh larious stop hatin! he my new imaginary bf! lol haha yup im so unpopular i have imaginary bfs what ya gonna do about it?! huh? oooh thats what i thought!!!

[Skatrey]

my huge weiner is better than your huge weiner

[TheAriszimpas]

yo stop hatin the kids pretty funny

[TheKaylaAyla]

Love your videos. Your soo cute.

[jaba65]

Bluewaffle.

[penguinlord76]

My shoe size is better than your IQ.

i wear a size 6.

[SchuleZeit]

Everyone is attacking you , guys i see him so funny stop being so jelous :S

[toxic996]

This is a great excample of some fucking bitch that trys very hard to be funny and populare but he fails hard

[Trashtalker111]

YHURR A fuckingqq spedd haveyhurr bAlls dropp

[CarolyneAnthonia]

Come on guy's don't be so mean. He's trying. Most of the famous youtubers their first vidz were a bit suckish..,

keep doing your thing dude! ; ]

[multinicole3000]

my wall is better than your videos.

[rosarules12]

my dead fish is more interesting to watch than this video. im dead serious.. and so is my fish. and when making a video.. take the fudging caps lock off because it just makes it look retarted

[WoWDeathswordz]

I would rather watch carpet grow than watch this again... i... i just dont know what to say...

[RandomRockstar2010]

My wooden turtle table is better than ur wooden parrot.

[gpdani101]

You're fuckin weird xD

[animegurl023]

ha you're a funny guy.

[h4rdc0reKiD]

LOL your a loser

[DamnThatCat]

you have way too much free time

[iMadeThis2Subscribe]

My microwave is better than your...Fish..zoo (?) Idk xD

[tamperedtoys]

.....O___O......

[jennifer71453]

my milk shake is better than yur's

[rocioiglesias44]

CHICA CALIENTE.?? honey im from puerto rico..& a better way to express yourselfe i NENA QUE ESTA BIEN BUENA in english GIRL WHOS REALLY HOT..& my darling your not latin so stop the SPANISH..:) okai bye love ya..haha

[gleek17]

@rocioiglesias44 the word "your" shows posession, i think u meant "you're" and honey you can't type in english so stop trying :D okai bye love ya..haha

[chancho1010]

This kid uses all the unfunny, old and wrinkly, stupid ass jokes from too long ago. I haven't laughed once at this fool.

[KunkoFilms2]

my dick is better than your dick

[IzaXoxo]

o.e i would rather watch my brother pick his own ass then watch this shizz -.- 2:28 of my time wasted....god y dus u hate me????

[catnya5]

u remind me of a mini seth rogen...alot

[seanhartmantv]

Don't worry about those haters. You're a YouTube partner. So your getting paid to make this video. So they don't matter.

My subscription to your videos is better than those loser haters.

[seanhartmantv]

My liking of this video is better than the loser comments who are loser haters who amount to anything. Keep up your dreams.

[Jimpetey2]

My ()sence of humor() is better than ()yours(),

queer fag

[CaseyDelaneyshow]

My - dinosaur - is better than your - dinosaur [:

[hunterfan120]

8888 views

[winterbabe3000]

my opinion is your adoribe but you hae to improve your vids somehow

[masterwolf1212]

FAIL

[WoozyReaper]

#FAIL

[TheCritic1866]

My Skills is better than your skills

[bless615]

hahahah my awesomeness is better then ur awesomeness

[littlemonsterify]

#FAIL

[AlexSweetTooth]

WHAT A FAKE PARROT.

[themadieandjennyshow]

My Toilet is biger than your Toilet

[Itscaj]

your lunch money must get stolen on the regs or whateva yu american kids do

[imyourloser13]

my cupcake is better than your muffin :D

[PostWreck]

Did anyone notice that he keeps looking back at the door while he's talking?

[PostWreck]

Who let this kid take his mother's camcorder?

[halofanmember96]

what have u been smoking?

[TXGBninja]

yeah im pretty sure you knew you had a giant bird...your videos suck!

[SKCOTV]

@princessroaluv retard is how u spell it

[shut0up0you]

And here I thought watching paint dry was bored.....Stop wasting energy dude...Stop from making us waste more power on vids like this.....

[friedroastedsquid]

Are you gay?

[fotmkultra]

YOUR FUNNY DUDE

[DuckTapeNoose]

you videos are maybe better than mine.... NO they are better

[pleads5th]

Your gay is better than my gay

[funkeemonkee3214]

i think i hate you.

my everything

is better than your self.

[wolf25705]

i thought it was funny.

p.s. my opinion on it is better than you opinion on it.

[GRIZZLY1251]

the only way to express this video is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[SSj4Monster]

If there was light, you were older, and some flashy effects. This could be decent. Oh and add some humor in there

[bville2013]

on a scale of 1 to 10 you are a negative 10000on making someone laugh

[clothiesftw]

I cud smoke pot and watch this kid talk all day.

[MusicVideoJudge1]

dont your ghorrible. You fail! EpiclyEpic mail! Fail!.

[chickensalads]

i would rather shove razor blades up my ass and pour salt on my cuts then watch this video again

[TheYehcheese]

My you are a faggot is better than you are a faggot....

get the hidden message?

[ljammer4]

this guy is so stoned

[SuperstarOfHis]

My extra-special leoploradon is better than your Parrot thing! =P

[MyGoldenFetus]

Go outside, your like 12.