Ron White - wife's dog dies

[taraloha1]

You need to get a tortoise...or a tree!

[neoman121]

*Well she didn't want to at first, but when we got there we saw the old folks hopping and saying, pick me pick me! She wanted a black one but I said keep it simple* lmao!

[ultrajd]

I've had my pet tortoise for almost 17 years.

[courtwilliams26]

@ultrajd Lasted longer then her dog though O_O

[arguemental]

She wanted a black one! LOL

[wealthmaster71]

NOTHING racial about that! She picked a black puppy and he runs with the humor. GROW THE F*CK UP!!!

[55tdford]

i cant stop laughing long enough to write this. five stars on that one

[dbphiladelphia]

Hey, Leno - take notes! Comedy 101.

[MrSlingblade22]

ID LIKE TO KICK LENO IN THE FACE WHAT A DORK

[Trekker1801]

2 people hate America

[wealthmaster71]

@Trekker1801 no, 4 people hates america

[danimal97520]

Did you miss the entire first 3/4's of the story? He's talking about his wifes DOG. Dogs can smell another dog on people. Taking that same idea into the last bit. And since your apparently slow....he never said the black guy was the one that could smell his daddy. Dumbass.

[danimal97520]

@daisky22 Oh lord another one of those "everything on the planet is racist" types. Not once did Ron White say a single racist thing. If he had (with it being on national tv), people would have freaked. Did you miss the fact that Snoop Dogg (you know the VERY dark skinned black guy sitting next to Ron White) was laughing his ass off.

How about you stop trying to find reasons to be offended and move on with your life

[mikew5795]

Jay Leno you fuck-up! You ruined the anecdote with your stupid ass laughing!

[Bamaborne12]

"PICK ME! PICK ME!" lol Ron's fuckin awsome

[2109917162]

Thumbs up If Ron Is your favorite blue collar comic!

[apurpledolphin]

"She wants a black one but I tell her to keep it simple" ! HILARIOUS!

[justinsclassics]

Is Ron smoking a blunt with Snoop?

I swear Snoop is eyeballin Rons cigar

[frickadele]

@justinsclassics

That's as funny as...

[justinsclassics]

Is Ron smoking a blunt with Snoop?

[LowCostVideo]

did Ron White tell this dog joke because Snoop DOG is next to him?

[GrandeWang84]

@LowCostVideo lol didnt you catch it? Snoop dog, he buys her a dog. New daddy, shes wants a black one?(snoop dog iz black fyi) lol

[bobo007xx]

@LowCostVideo he most definatly did not;its coincidence

[narcoticneil]

Ron youre a legend! Thanks! From Neil in the Land DownUnder. PS - we'd love to see you do a tour over here.

[GeasSGurL]

She wanted a black one but I was like keep it simple.

[artistsandbox]

i think he smells my daddy on me LOL

[ASkywalker1]

Never heard of this guy before but he's damn hilarious!

[townesrc]

Seeing Leno next to a genius comedia like Ron shows what a hack he really is.

[mrlijones89]

i hate leno

[newman20072008]

fucking funny LOL

[CHS71Lax]

"She wanted a black one.. I said keep it simple" hahahahahahhahahaha Nuff said

[gotalittlecaptain]

lmfao I love this man

[danimal97520]

love Snoop's reaction there at the end LOL

[rickcaran]

I didn't think a joke about a dog dying would be funny, but it's not only funny, it has a great message about what dawggys can add to our lives! Plus, he's just a genius of a comic! So natural!

[osullibr]

this man is totally insensitive and callous. WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS, I LOVE HIM

[michaelsamwel]

she wanted a black one i was like keep it simple omgggg :D:D:D lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

[Shrbarnett]

Ron White is the funniest!!!

[MomIsMyAngel]

omg---look at snoop in the background just losing it!

[Shrbarnett]

I love Ron White!!! funny man...

[newman20072008]

FINALY my ( 800th ) download yessssssssssssssssssssss

[13CLT13]

omg theres always that 10% of people on the comments that kill the whole video and everything..in this case ur the whole 10%

[sjb610]

@daisky22

lighten up, it's a fuckin joke

[UnionKid15]

Haha, Ron White is HILARIOUS!! Thanks a lot for posting this for us all to see and//or watch..!!!

[Sk8rRdHd]

@daisky22 How does Ron White imply that he is a racist slave owner?? I don't see it.

[don417]

Were you born stupid or did you have to take classes?

[SuperClintEastwood]

@don417 stupid is For-Evuh

[iluvedegre]

one thats like really bad my boyfriend when he was 10 or 9 he used to inpersonate this guy

[fanof3lisa]

the funniest thing about it is Snoop Dog hanging around to see him, and busting out laughing at the end!

[smalltownskgirl]

' ' "Git er anodder dog!" or however he talks.. ' '

Lmao. Ron is hilarious! Definitely the best ever!

[Treembea]

lol my dog lived for 21 years, she was one tough ass sheep dog

[123denique]

i dont wanna new daddy!!!

[DaneHunter637]

lol funny

can someone explain what he means by

"he smells my daddy on me"

[NTKsuckit]

he is refurng to the doge u no how the dogs always sniff u when u have been around another dog

[smalltownskgirl]

he's referring to..

well ya know how dogs sniff you and act wierd when ya been round another dog..

Thats kinda what hes sayin but he sayin it about the 'daddy' .. same kinda idea.

[bacon31592]

ron white is funny but with how much he smokes and drinks i'll be suprised if he lives to be 55.

[benguapo]

its fer show

[danimal97520]

@bacon31592 Do you hang out with him off stage? If not, how can you really say how much he smokes or drinks? Oh and he's gonna be 55 in about 5 months. I'd say he will make it....

[LBB420]

funny shit. hope someone can find the whole interview i just remember snoop dying.

[pifo]

pick me, pick me! LOL