@JordanClunn Also I like how the background music, which has a trumpet part in it, is turned up so loud that you can't hear the actual person playing it a half step sharp.
I'd rather eat an ewok, kiss Jabba the Hut, be exiled to the Wampa ridden ice planet of Hoth, be frozen in carbonite, and get blown up by the deathstar that have to face the world after a performance like that...... sorry.. what would George Lucas say????
sorry, but y'all need to check your ears. she isn't a half step off but rather a whole step because she is playing on a B flat trumpet. And to play the music in the correct key, she would need to transpose the original music up a whole step....which unfortunately, she didn't realize this just like some of the commenters didn't. A trumpet cannot be that badly out of tune, it isn't made that way. It also doesn't help she has crappy tone and doesn't use air. I just wasted so much of my time.
@taylorcove errr incorrect, she is a semi-tone out of key. The music, would need to be transposed a semi-tone up. It is you that needs your ears checked ;P
AH the Starwars Nothing, but Starwars Give me the Starwars Don’t let them in Aw, Starwars Livation Bar Wars Please, let these Starwars Stay And, hey,, how about that nutty Starwars Bar Can you forget all the creatures in there? And, hey, Darth Vadar in that black and evil mask Did he scare you as much as he scared me? AH! Starwars. Those Scary Bar Wars My Seventh Winner Up Here Starwars!
The sad thing is... they say the chick's name. There's no way she can hide from this. I think she wasn't transposing from concert pitch to B flat. I just thought it was as cold as hell and her tuning slide was pushed all the way in.
I showed this to the people in my school's band. I was the only one that could take the whole video.
A little known fact - she went on to star in several CSI episodes. Episode 146: "severed hand". Episode 216: "Corpse of talentless hack" and no one can forget Episode 193: "Body of meth addict impaled on a trumpet" She's particularly fond of the last one.
marvelous!!!!! but sadly for all the wrong reasons.... playing the Charles Ives arrangement though was a bold move.... does anybody know how her career is progressing????
See, I can an ugly person playing the trumpet in tune. But off-key pitch is like sucking on a lemon. I don't care how hot you are, If you can't play, you shouldn't. And if you do, don't pick on one of the most familier pieces of music to vandalize. Play jazz. No one will ever be able to tell the difference.
Side Note: (No. I do not drink, smoke, use narcotics, or have sex with men.
any future request to share my delights will have to be in reference to areas am aquainted, and from a woman).
My message was directed to a specific band of folk with whom I am having trouble shaking loose in my local area. They understand what that stuff meant.
But my comment about butchering the classics is NO JOKE.
One can't deny that this broad is a knockout. But I can't for the life of me believe that this was a bonafied pagent; or that this was an genuine attempt at competing for the talent caption. I'm aroused and nauseous at the same time.
@zurzworld: Trumpet out of tune??? You must be a great musician!!! LMAO!
@PenquinInNaples: Why do you use asterisks like that? Were you meaning to use quotation marks??? And do you really think that there was some orchestra playing this live??? LMAO!
I would like to mention that the 1st trumpet player (The woman who we *see* playing) is not the one out of tune; rather, it was her accompaniment (And only one horn in the accompaniment, at that!)
What the heck? I had to play Star Wars theme song in elementary school and i sounded better than that! How can she be marimba lady's toughest competitor? they both are HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen. why would someone actually want to go out on stage sounding like a dying walrus? this chick sounds like absolute crap. so bad.
hold it! hold it! first of all this is 70 disco crap- i'll confess now, i like disco, but i hate disco instrumental (ie: disco superman, disco beetoven, disco star wars, etc.)- second, i don't know what the hell she was doing up there on a talent show, when she cant play. finally, im a trombone player, and i have played with many excellent and talented trumpet and cornet players. pleas, please, PLEASE- don't judge a flower garden by its weeds!
Ehhh... Why?
br3nn3nrul3z 1 week ago
ahahahhah, whoever prepared the backing track clearly forgot what instrument they were recording it for
OllyOfCydonia 1 week ago
She's not playing bad. She's just in the wrong key! If you actually listen, you can hear her playing it perfectly. How embarrassing!
owendsidwell 1 week ago
she sure knows how to blow.
cjm2005 2 weeks ago
Did she win? God did not create her for this but for other things.....
RealJesusFreakGrl777 3 weeks ago
aaaand *facepalm*
NDguy191 3 weeks ago
She is werking so hard.
Johlies 1 month ago
This is fake, the trumpet is a soundover of the real playing. Its most apparent at 1:50.
17456spartan 1 month ago
@17456spartan You can hear separate brass instruments playing the right notes, yes, but that's probably the orchestra behind her
Atma505 3 weeks ago
OMG how bad!!
ThePredator739 1 month ago
I heard an a kid play it way better!
johnson6789rox 1 month ago
my god...this is.......so.......horrible.....
derdybird 1 month ago
CA CA CA CAMEL TOEEEEEEEE
DeFySniping 1 month ago
Uproarious applause at the end.
Lithoxene 2 months ago
This just might be the most AWESOME THING EVER ON TEH INTRAWEBS!!
iknklst 2 months ago
She could have played it better from the other end.
scandiescot2 2 months ago
This is not the no rhythm, wrong key playing bitch were looking for, move along.
darkreyule 2 months ago
@Rudyyanks32 lol tht comment just made my day :D
scarylegend 2 months ago
Ur not good nor r u playing. Noob
Rudyyanks32 2 months ago
well, it's obvious her talent is making costumes
zee339 2 months ago
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I just die every time I watch this. In a good way....I think.
yasdnilear 3 months ago
hhah
temidocucho 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Tosh.0 Web Redemption please
MidnightFireBurst 3 months ago 4
marimba lady is funnier, but that might be because i play marimba XD
jeSUISconnerie7 3 months ago
this was so horrible on my ears and hilarious at the same time
GamerGirlPs3 3 months ago
It would be a lot better sounding if the background music and the trumpeter weren't in B and C respectively >.<
JordanClunn 4 months ago 3
@JordanClunn Also I like how the background music, which has a trumpet part in it, is turned up so loud that you can't hear the actual person playing it a half step sharp.
benjaminmullin96 3 weeks ago
That takes some balls. Kudos to you, great job!!!
savagepug 4 months ago
My ears hurt, please stop
MateWiggy 4 months ago
I'm in pain
brunoconnection 4 months ago
Wow, she was like almost a whole note sharp!
Snotra 4 months ago
@Snotra Once. I think. Then flat for the rest. Oh, wait, I got past the 2:15 mark.
blahmcblahblah 2 months ago
What the heck did I just watch.
theresonlyoneMELLO 4 months ago
wow a nerdy geeky beauty contestant! lulz
automatikred 4 months ago
Isn't this illegal? Cruel and unusual punishment isn't provided for in the Constitution ...
musicforall182 4 months ago
lol.... ok.... you haters gotta let up. This is about as funny as it gets.
sdadept 5 months ago
There is nothing right about this video...
The hair...
The clothes...
The dancing...
and especially the playing...
...all wrong!!
barnabybear91 5 months ago
Star Wars trumpet solo? What could be so bad about....oh lord...
raystinsky 5 months ago 21
i'm playing star wars this year in band with my trumpet! (:
whatever notes she is playing.. sooo wrong!
13luvgreendayAlex 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
take out your mute.
TheVacura 5 months ago
this is the worst video i have ever seen
steinmannrobert 5 months ago 3
This is abuse - a form of torture!
ludwig647 5 months ago 2
OMG! She grabbed her C trumpet instead of her Bb one!
Phantom663 5 months ago
1:50 is the meaning of life
summacumlaud 5 months ago 19
Kill me now!!!!
dgrjazz 5 months ago
This would still be fail even if she played in the right key...
BlueBoboDoo100 5 months ago
This must be fake. No one can be this clueless.
This1sS0Stup1d 5 months ago
Not tuned... Or however a trumpet works, but she is playing the right notes!!
ROYALNOZGUL 6 months ago
I love that no-one claps in the end.
Silverframe 6 months ago
Never seen such a concentration of talent in one person. Dare I say virtuoso?
wellsla 6 months ago
Pretty much sums up how I felt watching Episode I.
superjae5 6 months ago 3
I'd rather eat an ewok, kiss Jabba the Hut, be exiled to the Wampa ridden ice planet of Hoth, be frozen in carbonite, and get blown up by the deathstar that have to face the world after a performance like that...... sorry.. what would George Lucas say????
ThatPercussionGirl 7 months ago
Still can't figure out why she didn't win the pageant
giantsean 7 months ago
All i can say is... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JesusismyGod1000 7 months ago
Quite funny that she doesn't even realise she sucks.
AdobeExcel 7 months ago
total fail :D
NyashkaEsp 8 months ago
sorry, but y'all need to check your ears. she isn't a half step off but rather a whole step because she is playing on a B flat trumpet. And to play the music in the correct key, she would need to transpose the original music up a whole step....which unfortunately, she didn't realize this just like some of the commenters didn't. A trumpet cannot be that badly out of tune, it isn't made that way. It also doesn't help she has crappy tone and doesn't use air. I just wasted so much of my time.
taylorcove 8 months ago 3
@taylorcove That would make sense, but if you listen to it, she's most definitely off a half-step.
1337myles 7 months ago 2
@taylorcove its still a fail
goatslayerz 7 months ago
@taylorcove errr incorrect, she is a semi-tone out of key. The music, would need to be transposed a semi-tone up. It is you that needs your ears checked ;P
billevansful 7 months ago 2
I totally agree with unsound64's comment ^^
Smoldymort 8 months ago
Charles Ives would have loved this.
ggalvanphd 8 months ago 3
Maybe she didn't know her music was in concert pitch...
aznpride058 8 months ago 3
oh my god, its a 2:54 minute long hallucination.
FGSA10upitcher 8 months ago
I have this very same problem with karaoke, and can't quite put my finger on it,
xpdnc12 8 months ago
thats not star wars. thats jusstin beiber with a cat stuck in his throat
The2FUN4U 8 months ago
don't think it wouldve been much better if she was in the right key
plap111 8 months ago 3
Sounds like a lot of marching bands I've judged over the years!!! LOL
hluttrell 9 months ago 3
She's not flat...the band is sharp!
paulehennessy 9 months ago
Lol fail.
ajtexasgirl1 9 months ago
The band even has the tune wrong!
I takes a lot of guts to be that bad in front of an audience!
(Especially when you are completely tone-deaf)
I thinkl she was actually thinking she may need that trumpet as a real weapon to defend herself from good taste.
Aeolis7 9 months ago
Sound damn out of tune....
Glosz1 9 months ago
Such as...
gnrfreak808 9 months ago
I want to kill her
VlaadoThor 9 months ago
Did she forget to transpose...?
YouDiscuss 9 months ago 5
The dancing made my day! So elaborately choreographed hahaha ;D
nurulpss 9 months ago
Oh, how times have changed... Please tell me she won?
Cinemology92 9 months ago
jondeare 10 months ago
i flagged it as inappropriate for infringing my rights, and child abuse
gayhorseseathaaay 10 months ago 2
Give her a break, her trumpet's tone deaf!
thundahthumb 10 months ago 5
star worst.
Arnetrumpet915 10 months ago 3
Funny how you have to like the video to vote how bad it is
astraton 10 months ago
Go jump in a garbage shoot.
IrkenInvaderLan 10 months ago
... I can play better than that. I'm 12.
IrkenInvaderLan 10 months ago
I have seen some great performances in my life but this one is not up there with any of em.
kipthecaddy 10 months ago 2
press 7 multiple times. let the lolz ensue.
KaluaBoy 10 months ago 2
Thumbs up!!!
Natalie maines sent me here
miley375 11 months ago
Thumbs up if Natalie Maines sent you here.
tswiftlover13 11 months ago 4
Sounds more like Star Trek!
bambi005 11 months ago
Polytonal nice
jdvanwijk 11 months ago
The sad thing is... they say the chick's name. There's no way she can hide from this. I think she wasn't transposing from concert pitch to B flat. I just thought it was as cold as hell and her tuning slide was pushed all the way in.
I showed this to the people in my school's band. I was the only one that could take the whole video.
WhoIsKwill 11 months ago
Wahnsinn!
alterfux09 11 months ago
i feel so sad for that trumpet
123dofo 11 months ago 2
still better than the black eyed peas halftime show
n00dlez56 11 months ago 76
awful!!!
michaelgunner15 11 months ago
HAHA, she forgot to transpose!!!
Svendiezl 11 months ago
I mean, I guess the transposition from an instrument in Bb to concert pitch is difficult...
CarleyAnnnne 1 year ago 2
@CarleyAnnnne I hope to God you're trolling.
vVcLuTcHVv 1 year ago
Her already horrible dancing was better than that thing she played that doesn't even deserve to be called music.
WhiteShaq93 1 year ago
like if tom keif sent you!
meandlizzie 1 year ago
A little known fact - she went on to star in several CSI episodes. Episode 146: "severed hand". Episode 216: "Corpse of talentless hack" and no one can forget Episode 193: "Body of meth addict impaled on a trumpet" She's particularly fond of the last one.
brettestewart 1 year ago
you are a dumb person! you should be a clown
lexandmickey21 1 year ago
This gives a whole new meaning to "triple THREAT."
AndAPonyProds 1 year ago
Is this real? Where was this?
goodguysdoll 1 year ago
so out of tune brb im going to go jump off a bridge
Danny3518 1 year ago 2
marvelous!!!!! but sadly for all the wrong reasons.... playing the Charles Ives arrangement though was a bold move.... does anybody know how her career is progressing????
orichalcum1 1 year ago
Your ears can't repel playing of that magnitude.
Sarge94187 1 year ago
There was a disturbance in the force
megametalninja 1 year ago 4
Is supposed to be a comedy act?
319drjoe 1 year ago
lol wow she is good xD
mexx2602 1 year ago
Where is the death star when we need it?
zee339 1 year ago
This is really funny. Not sure what I like better... the choreography or the fact that I want to die now.
tubamaestro 1 year ago 4
I don't know if the playing is worse than the 'actions' she does tho
CARRIEMARIA 1 year ago
Why nobody stoped her? Why? WHHYYY?
Planktontube 1 year ago 4
god awful, this video makes me never to watch star wars again! thanks for ruining it for me bitch!
KTONETV 1 year ago
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KTONETV 1 year ago
she isn't wrong, she's just adding the "tritonus ajouté" in every single note!
shavethebravedave 1 year ago
HELLO wrong key. Gotta love that.
x0sillyjilly0x 1 year ago
IT'S A TRAP!!!
cantbeatthebass 1 year ago 17
embrace the disinance
MrLovethedrums 1 year ago
Wow that was great! Did she win?????
Bloodklot 1 year ago 2
I know she sucks, but how can she make the drums sound out of tune???
She even f*cked up my back key.... trapped!
HouPan 1 year ago
I know she sucks, but how can she make the drums sound out of tune???
HouPan 1 year ago
HORRIBLE...ugh
brendxgutierrez 1 year ago
lolahaha yea SHARP would be the word.
sou1tabme 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahaha! It was a comedy act! Didn't you guys get it?
mamadanger2u 1 year ago
Kill her with fire!!!
unsound64 1 year ago 66
@unsound64 execute order 66!
killerbaben 6 months ago 2
tyte!
gts013 1 year ago
she just fails
vquest123 1 year ago
Notice there was no applause once she was done.
jaraha 1 year ago 2
When she finished, the audience asked for a glass of water.
mitchellfamilyof4 1 year ago 4
ow my eyes
fifanut72 1 year ago
...Otherwise, I can't help you.
MrBigYum 1 year ago
See, I can an ugly person playing the trumpet in tune. But off-key pitch is like sucking on a lemon. I don't care how hot you are, If you can't play, you shouldn't. And if you do, don't pick on one of the most familier pieces of music to vandalize. Play jazz. No one will ever be able to tell the difference.
Side Note: (No. I do not drink, smoke, use narcotics, or have sex with men.
any future request to share my delights will have to be in reference to areas am aquainted, and from a woman).
MrBigYum 1 year ago
My message was directed to a specific band of folk with whom I am having trouble shaking loose in my local area. They understand what that stuff meant.
But my comment about butchering the classics is NO JOKE.
One can't deny that this broad is a knockout. But I can't for the life of me believe that this was a bonafied pagent; or that this was an genuine attempt at competing for the talent caption. I'm aroused and nauseous at the same time.
(More nauseous than aroused).
MrBigYum 1 year ago
america's got deafness... the early years..
ClueLou 1 year ago
who died?
ClueLou 1 year ago
best trumpet solo i´ve ever heard !
unpeumoinsvite 1 year ago
Oh my word. I'm gonna get a chair...
brownieblush 1 year ago
@brownieblush a chair? what good would that do?
ClueLou 1 year ago
I am a trumpet player and a huge Star Wars fan. This is an insult to both. But it IS funny!
shockerbandman 1 year ago
W
T
F
?
ireip13 1 year ago
roflmao, no claps = pwned.
Checkingokop 1 year ago
lol david the dentist is a related video, thats gotta tell you something
angelsfan4 1 year ago
that sux :D lol
tacosmaster3000 1 year ago
this is so awesome...^^
worzelhund 1 year ago
she would of been better using the trumpet as a prop,like half of the video,lol
mwk89 1 year ago
@zurzworld: Trumpet out of tune??? You must be a great musician!!! LMAO!
@PenquinInNaples: Why do you use asterisks like that? Were you meaning to use quotation marks??? And do you really think that there was some orchestra playing this live??? LMAO!
fletcherjustin10 1 year ago
@fletcherjustin10 I suppose if it was wrongly shaped :P
arranrhodda 1 year ago
I think I need to lie down.
PoisonInc 1 year ago 53
@PoisonInc yea... this is just... i´m feeling ... yeah lying down is the option to do right now..
Brandonthaman 11 months ago
Take heed guys: THIS IS THE WAY YOU TURN ME OFF WHITE WOMEN.
See what you've been doing wrong now?
"a people united" HAH!
Butcher me, and it's war.
Butcher one of the classics, and I never want to see you again as long as I live.
My name is Kenneth.
I'm on vacation.
MrBigYum 1 year ago
@MrBigYum whatever smoked you are. take me to your dealer I want.
ClueLou 1 year ago
@ClueLou "You'll understand when you see the rock hammer."
MrBigYum 1 year ago
The worst part was... Wait the whole thing was reched. She took the C sharp and turnt it into a c natraul :~ o
saradomin122 1 year ago
she is not playin bad she just in another key lol
ADH5wrx 1 year ago 4
@ADH5wrx
actually the trumpet is completely out of tune, exactly 1/2 tone lower than it was supposed
zuzrwolrd 1 year ago
@ADH5wrx most of the intervals aren't right regardless of the key........
snarepsycho1616 1 year ago
I would like to mention that the 1st trumpet player (The woman who we *see* playing) is not the one out of tune; rather, it was her accompaniment (And only one horn in the accompaniment, at that!)
PenguinInNaples 1 year ago
did the audience not clap at all? or are my ears so screwed that I just cant hear them?
DarkFire1100 1 year ago
What the heck? I had to play Star Wars theme song in elementary school and i sounded better than that! How can she be marimba lady's toughest competitor? they both are HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
MoonWolf571 1 year ago
i think i just peed myself
0538763 1 year ago
a fucking retarded chimp being raped by an elephant can do better than this
Andy3n2 1 year ago
AHHH AUTOTUNE PLEASE
flyinglime012 1 year ago 4
u know she could have been practicing a LITTLE bit more but anyhow she might have a future as a model ( host host )
MyBatmanBegins 1 year ago
Hey, give the lady props for poise. She didn't panic or cry, she just gutted it out. Of course that's assuming she knew she was out of tune.
uklibcat1 1 year ago
OMFG somebody tell this bitch that that shit is SHARP! but the choreography is A++++ no questions asked
chutdigadut 1 year ago
@chutdigadut no, just horrible outta tune
wait, listen......*silence*....those were my ears committing Hara Kiri
cantana23 1 year ago
my ears are burning
gamalytical 1 year ago
That is by far the single greatest thing my eyes and ears have ever beheld.
KevinTheNoobie 1 year ago
Hahahaha... best thing. Ever.
I don't know what is funnier: the fact that she is playing in a different key, or that she doesn't even realize it. :D Love it.
recordingchick 1 year ago
This is the best video on the internet.
sixpackistan 1 year ago
this is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen. why would someone actually want to go out on stage sounding like a dying walrus? this chick sounds like absolute crap. so bad.
mptdrums 1 year ago 2
best thing i have ever seen.
wimp10 1 year ago
im glad none of our trumpets suck that bad at CHS
MrDrumline777 1 year ago
This is an insult to trumpets everywhere!
katiekazoo212 1 year ago
She should join the JSU Trumpet section as she's actually better than any of them. Well done that girl !!!!
jsmish1967 1 year ago
This just shows how retarded most american trumpet players are
tromjock 1 year ago
@tromjock
hold it! hold it! first of all this is 70 disco crap- i'll confess now, i like disco, but i hate disco instrumental (ie: disco superman, disco beetoven, disco star wars, etc.)- second, i don't know what the hell she was doing up there on a talent show, when she cant play. finally, im a trombone player, and i have played with many excellent and talented trumpet and cornet players. pleas, please, PLEASE- don't judge a flower garden by its weeds!
yamarati 1 year ago
what the fuck did i just watch?
seetherfan1369 1 year ago
Oh my. I'm speechless.
sleepyfrog76 1 year ago