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  • Ehhh... Why?

  • ahahahhah, whoever prepared the backing track clearly forgot what instrument they were recording it for

  • She's not playing bad. She's just in the wrong key! If you actually listen, you can hear her playing it perfectly. How embarrassing!

  • she sure knows how to blow.

  • Did she win? God did not create her for this but for other things.....

  • aaaand *facepalm*

  • She is werking so hard.

  • This is fake, the trumpet is a soundover of the real playing. Its most apparent at 1:50.

  • @17456spartan You can hear separate brass instruments playing the right notes, yes, but that's probably the orchestra behind her

  • OMG how bad!!

  • I heard an a kid play it way better!

  • my god...this is.......so.......horrible....­.

  • CA CA CA CAMEL TOEEEEEEEE

  • Uproarious applause at the end.

  • This just might be the most AWESOME THING EVER ON TEH INTRAWEBS!!

  • She could have played it better from the other end.

  • This is not the no rhythm, wrong key playing bitch were looking for, move along.

  • @Rudyyanks32 lol tht comment just made my day :D

  • Ur not good nor r u playing. Noob

  • well, it's obvious her talent is making costumes

  • hhah

    

  • marimba lady is funnier, but that might be because i play marimba XD

  • this was so horrible on my ears and hilarious at the same time

  • It would be a lot better sounding if the background music and the trumpeter weren't in B and C respectively >.<

  • @JordanClunn Also I like how the background music, which has a trumpet part in it, is turned up so loud that you can't hear the actual person playing it a half step sharp.

  • That takes some balls. Kudos to you, great job!!!

  • My ears hurt, please stop

  • I'm in pain

  • Wow, she was like almost a whole note sharp!

  • @Snotra Once. I think. Then flat for the rest. Oh, wait, I got past the 2:15 mark.

  • What the heck did I just watch.

  • wow a nerdy geeky beauty contestant! lulz

  • Isn't this illegal? Cruel and unusual punishment isn't provided for in the Constitution ...

  • lol.... ok.... you haters gotta let up. This is about as funny as it gets.

  • There is nothing right about this video...

    The hair...

    The clothes...

    The dancing...

    and especially the playing...

    ...all wrong!!

  • Star Wars trumpet solo? What could be so bad about....oh lord...

  • i'm playing star wars this year in band with my trumpet! (:

    whatever notes she is playing.. sooo wrong!

  • this is the worst video i have ever seen

  • This is abuse - a form of torture!

  • OMG! She grabbed her C trumpet instead of her Bb one!

  • 1:50 is the meaning of life

  • Kill me now!!!!

  • This would still be fail even if she played in the right key...

  • This must be fake.  No one can be this clueless.

  • Not tuned... Or however a trumpet works, but she is playing the right notes!!

  • I love that no-one claps in the end.

  • Never seen such a concentration of talent in one person. Dare I say virtuoso?

  • Pretty much sums up how I felt watching Episode I.

  •  I'd rather eat an ewok, kiss Jabba the Hut, be exiled to the Wampa ridden ice planet of Hoth, be frozen in carbonite, and get blown up by the deathstar that have to face the world after a performance like that...... sorry.. what would George Lucas say????

  • Still can't figure out why she didn't win the pageant

    

  • All i can say is... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Quite funny that she doesn't even realise she sucks.

  • total fail :D

  • sorry, but y'all need to check your ears. she isn't a half step off but rather a whole step because she is playing on a B flat trumpet. And to play the music in the correct key, she would need to transpose the original music up a whole step....which unfortunately, she didn't realize this just like some of the commenters didn't. A trumpet cannot be that badly out of tune, it isn't made that way. It also doesn't help she has crappy tone and doesn't use air. I just wasted so much of my time.

  • @taylorcove That would make sense, but if you listen to it, she's most definitely off a half-step.

  • @taylorcove its still a fail

    

  • @taylorcove errr incorrect, she is a semi-tone out of key. The music, would need to be transposed a semi-tone up. It is you that needs your ears checked ;P

  • I totally agree with unsound64's comment ^^

  • Charles Ives would have loved this.

  • Maybe she didn't know her music was in concert pitch...

  • oh my god, its a 2:54 minute long hallucination.

  • I have this very same problem with karaoke, and can't quite put my finger on it,

  • thats not star wars. thats jusstin beiber with a cat stuck in his throat

  • don't think it wouldve been much better if she was in the right key

  • Sounds like a lot of marching bands I've judged over the years!!! LOL

  • She's not flat...the band is sharp!

  • Lol fail.

    

  • The band even has the tune wrong!

    I takes a lot of guts to be that bad in front of an audience!

    (Especially when you are completely tone-deaf)

    I thinkl she was actually thinking she may need that trumpet as a real weapon to defend herself from good taste.

  • Sound damn out of tune....

  • Such as...

  • I want to kill her

  • Did she forget to transpose...?

  • The dancing made my day! So elaborately choreographed hahaha ;D

  • Oh, how times have changed... Please tell me she won?

  • AH the Starwars Nothing, but Starwars Give me the Starwars Don’t let them in Aw, Starwars Livation Bar Wars Please, let these Starwars Stay And, hey,, how about that nutty Starwars Bar Can you forget all the creatures in there? And, hey, Darth Vadar in that black and evil mask Did he scare you as much as he scared me? AH! Starwars. Those Scary Bar Wars My Seventh Winner Up Here Starwars!
  • i flagged it as inappropriate for infringing my rights, and child abuse

  • Give her a break, her trumpet's tone deaf!

  • star worst.

  • Funny how you have to like the video to vote how bad it is

  • Go jump in a garbage shoot.

  • ... I can play better than that. I'm 12.

  • I have seen some great performances in my life but this one is not up there with any of em.

  • press 7 multiple times. let the lolz ensue. 

  • Thumbs up!!!

    Natalie maines sent me here

  • Thumbs up if Natalie Maines sent you here.

  • Sounds more like Star Trek!

  • Polytonal nice

  • The sad thing is... they say the chick's name. There's no way she can hide from this. I think she wasn't transposing from concert pitch to B flat. I just thought it was as cold as hell and her tuning slide was pushed all the way in.

    I showed this to the people in my school's band. I was the only one that could take the whole video.

  • Wahnsinn!

  • i feel so sad for that trumpet

  • still better than the black eyed peas halftime show

  • awful!!!

  • HAHA, she forgot to transpose!!!

  • I mean, I guess the transposition from an instrument in Bb to concert pitch is difficult...

  • @CarleyAnnnne I hope to God you're trolling.

  • Her already horrible dancing was better than that thing she played that doesn't even deserve to be called music.

  • like if tom keif sent you!

  • A little known fact - she went on to star in several CSI episodes. Episode 146: "severed hand". Episode 216: "Corpse of talentless hack" and no one can forget Episode 193: "Body of meth addict impaled on a trumpet" She's particularly fond of the last one.

  • you are a dumb person! you should be a clown

  • This gives a whole new meaning to "triple THREAT."

  • Is this real? Where was this?

  • so out of tune brb im going to go jump off a bridge

  • marvelous!!!!! but sadly for all the wrong reasons.... playing the Charles Ives arrangement though was a bold move.... does anybody know how her career is progressing????

  • Your ears can't repel playing of that magnitude.

  • There was a disturbance in the force

  • Is supposed to be a comedy act?

  • lol wow she is good xD

  • Where is the death star when we need it?

  • This is really funny. Not sure what I like better... the choreography or the fact that I want to die now.

  • I don't know if the playing is worse than the 'actions' she does tho

  • Why nobody stoped her? Why? WHHYYY?

  • god awful, this video makes me never to watch star wars again! thanks for ruining it for me bitch!

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  • she isn't wrong, she's just adding the "tritonus ajouté" in every single note!

  • HELLO wrong key. Gotta love that.

  • IT'S A TRAP!!!

  • embrace the disinance

  • Wow that was great! Did she win?????

  • I know she sucks, but how can she make the drums sound out of tune???

    She even f*cked up my back key.... trapped!

  • I know she sucks, but how can she make the drums sound out of tune???

  • HORRIBLE...ugh

  • lolahaha yea SHARP would be the word.

  • Hahahahahahahaha! It was a comedy act! Didn't you guys get it?

  • Kill her with fire!!!

  • @unsound64 execute order 66!

  • tyte!

  • she just fails

  • Notice there was no applause once she was done.

  • When she finished, the audience asked for a glass of water.

  • ow my eyes

    

  • ...Otherwise, I can't help you.

  • See, I can an ugly person playing the trumpet in tune. But off-key pitch is like sucking on a lemon. I don't care how hot you are, If you can't play, you shouldn't. And if you do, don't pick on one of the most familier pieces of music to vandalize. Play jazz. No one will ever be able to tell the difference.

    Side Note: (No. I do not drink, smoke, use narcotics, or have sex with men.

    any future request to share my delights will have to be in reference to areas am aquainted, and from a woman).

  • My message was directed to a specific band of folk with whom I am having trouble shaking loose in my local area. They understand what that stuff meant.

    But my comment about butchering the classics is NO JOKE.

    One can't deny that this broad is a knockout. But I can't for the life of me believe that this was a bonafied pagent; or that this was an genuine attempt at competing for the talent caption. I'm aroused and nauseous at the same time.

    (More nauseous than aroused).

  • america's got deafness... the early years..

  • who died?

  • best trumpet solo i´ve ever heard !

  • Oh my word. I'm gonna get a chair...

  • @brownieblush a chair? what good would that do?

  • I am a trumpet player and a huge Star Wars fan. This is an insult to both. But it IS funny!

  • W

    T

    F

    ?

  • roflmao, no claps = pwned.

  • lol david the dentist is a related video, thats gotta tell you something

  • that sux :D lol

  • this is so awesome...^^

  • she would of been better using the trumpet as a prop,like half of the video,lol

  • @zurzworld: Trumpet out of tune??? You must be a great musician!!! LMAO!

    @PenquinInNaples: Why do you use asterisks like that? Were you meaning to use quotation marks??? And do you really think that there was some orchestra playing this live??? LMAO!

  • @fletcherjustin10 I suppose if it was wrongly shaped :P

  • I think I need to lie down.

  • @PoisonInc yea... this is just... i´m feeling ... yeah lying down is the option to do right now..

  • Take heed guys: THIS IS THE WAY YOU TURN ME OFF WHITE WOMEN.

    See what you've been doing wrong now?

    "a people united" HAH!

    Butcher me, and it's war.

    Butcher one of the classics, and I never want to see you again as long as I live.

    My name is Kenneth.

    I'm on vacation.

  • @MrBigYum whatever smoked you are. take me to your dealer I want.

  • @ClueLou "You'll understand when you see the rock hammer."

  • The worst part was... Wait the whole thing was reched. She took the C sharp and turnt it into a c natraul :~ o

  • she is not playin bad she just in another key lol

    

  • @ADH5wrx

    actually the trumpet is completely out of tune, exactly 1/2 tone lower than it was supposed

  • @ADH5wrx most of the intervals aren't right regardless of the key........

  • I would like to mention that the 1st trumpet player (The woman who we *see* playing) is not the one out of tune; rather, it was her accompaniment (And only one horn in the accompaniment, at that!)

  • did the audience not clap at all? or are my ears so screwed that I just cant hear them?

  • What the heck? I had to play Star Wars theme song in elementary school and i sounded better than that! How can she be marimba lady's toughest competitor? they both are HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i think i just peed myself

  • a fucking retarded chimp being raped by an elephant can do better than this

  • AHHH AUTOTUNE PLEASE

  • u know she could have been practicing a LITTLE bit more but anyhow she might have a future as a model ( host host )

  • Hey, give the lady props for poise. She didn't panic or cry, she just gutted it out. Of course that's assuming she knew she was out of tune.

  • OMFG somebody tell this bitch that that shit is SHARP! but the choreography is A++++ no questions asked

  • @chutdigadut no, just horrible outta tune

    wait, listen......*silence*....those were my ears committing Hara Kiri

  • my ears are burning

  • That is by far the single greatest thing my eyes and ears have ever beheld.

  • Hahahaha... best thing. Ever.

    I don't know what is funnier: the fact that she is playing in a different key, or that she doesn't even realize it. :D Love it.

  • This is the best video on the internet.

  • this is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen. why would someone actually want to go out on stage sounding like a dying walrus? this chick sounds like absolute crap. so bad.

  • best thing i have ever seen.

  • im glad none of our trumpets suck that bad at CHS

  • This is an insult to trumpets everywhere!

  • She should join the JSU Trumpet section as she's actually better than any of them. Well done that girl !!!!

  • This just shows how retarded most american trumpet players are

  • @tromjock

    hold it! hold it! first of all this is 70 disco crap- i'll confess now, i like disco, but i hate disco instrumental (ie: disco superman, disco beetoven, disco star wars, etc.)- second, i don't know what the hell she was doing up there on a talent show, when she cant play. finally, im a trombone player, and i have played with many excellent and talented trumpet and cornet players. pleas, please, PLEASE- don't judge a flower garden by its weeds!

  • what the fuck did i just watch?

  • Oh my. I'm speechless.