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  • Here's some more:

    -No word in the english language rhymes with month

    -A cow can climb stairs but cannot come down

    -A duck's quack doesn't echo and nobody knows why

    -Owls are the only birds that can see the colour blue

    -Babies are born without kneecaps

  • 1+1=2

  • where can i find this scene without subtitals?

  • @suicidaldumass Watch the film man.

  • @Kuhlfurst i cant find a downloadable one without subtitals

    so how?

  • heres another. the first bomb dropped on Berlin by allied forces hit an elephant. the first person to prove that cows milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty. Edmund Hilary, the first person to climb mt. everest, did so accidentaly while chasing a bird. some of the worlds most advanced algorithms prove the worlds best name is craig. i got half my facts from the fact sphere from Portal 2, tumbs up if you noticed.

  • This video is very well done with those boring facts. However, one of my favorites parts was "The attempted assination attempt has failed". I bursted laughing at that one.

  • another one: you can press shift on 2 locations.hitler: WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY IMPLENT 2 SHIFT BUTTONS?!?

  • I got one: oranges are orange

  • "There is nothing special about owning a pen, I have many!" XD best part,

  • Another Facts:

    1.Gingers don't have soul because they are sensitive in sunlight as Vampire do.

    2.If vampire have a thick or thin freckles they are gingers/albino.

  • I sure hope the real Hitler is somehow aware he has become like the most parodied man in history. He would be so pissed! XD

  • @LockJaws7000 Yeah he would be all like - "SA FUCKED!" xD

  • @LockJaws7000 The real Hitler is dead

  • @Axerien

    o_o

  • @Axerien NO FUCKING WAY!

  • @LockJaws7000 Probably crying and being comforted by Stalin.

  • Pythagorean theorem

  • Thats how I feel whenever my wife babbles on and on about work.

  • *Ding!*

    Oyster Crackers do not contain Oysters! =u=

    *Awaits Dolfy's reaction*

  • Whos the dude in the yellow suit? lol hes derpy

  • *opens folder*

    WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • lol

  • Dr Skeletor's facts made me laugh the most.

  • A cucumber's a fruit?! O_o

  • @auron2031 has seeds.

  • in every video with this guy in 1:11 he always looks like the odd one out lol

  • @danuk500 So true! his face's just epic-looking! :)

  • @DavidTan1312 haha agreed

  • I'll bet Fegelein is the one who told them all of those facts.

  • Excellent ! really made me laugh. The timing is perfect.

  • Lemurs live on Madagascar. The Titanic was built in Ireland. The Rosetta stone was taken from Napoleon's army by the British. William of Normandy conquered England in 1066. Nobody knows the natural lifespan of sharks. There are ants that make slaves of other ants. Ben Franklin was the first Postmaster General of the United States. Oslo is farther north of the equator than Rome. Julius Caesar didn't really say "et tu, Brute." Jesus is actually still dead. Thor has a hammer. Gorillas are big.

  • I think Hitler's dog would have preferred to be stuck in the vacuum.

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  • it was fegilain who reported the useless facts

  • shes so pretty

  • @PanchoRATM182 - Yeah, have to agree with you. She seems like a pretty good actor / actress (whichever is the preferred term).

  • @AdamBoy64 yeah nd its better cus shes forgein (ithink thats how u spell it) thats a turn on for me

  • that cradling testicles way of breaking the ice with strangers sounds awkward.

  • Nibbling beavers in Canada lol

  • @hitlerrantsparodies You could do a long running series of videos about Hitler being informed about boring facts.

  • the first lines ...SOME BORING FACTS.LOL!

  • Goebbels facts about water molecules were interesting. Poor Hitler had to deal with all this shit, no wonder he shot himself. XD

  • lol he is so pissed at :42

  • CLAPPING COAT! 1:26

  • Another successful attempt at pissing of Hitler, compliments of Fegelein

  • You can go for weeks without eating, but only eleven days without sleep.

  • @DarthZorgon only bout 5 without water

  • @DarthZorgon you can go only 3 days without water

  • absolutely priceless :D

  • Those facts are soo BORING!!!! 'Mala Person' (bad person) 2:00

  • Fegelein writted that.

  • Another one:

    Humans can survive underwater,but not for very long.

  • @alismouha No shit, Sherlock!

  • Damn those vacuums.

  • This is among the best of the hitler parodies. Hitler learns topology is my other absolute fav.

    Keep it up.

  • All my years of schooling...were for nothing.

    The real History Channel is here on Youtube.

    I have learned so much...

  • LOL fasciinatiing. Lx

  • Fegelein came up with these facts and sent them to Hitler just to mess with him

  • Those damn vacuums! Always causing so much trouble.

  • The crap this guy puts up with. xD

  • best parody yet

  • Best ever...

  • i wanted to hear more facts

  • BUahahahahhahaahha hilarious XD

  • All of nature abhors a vacuum

    even Hitler

    

  • I was highly fascinated by those facts!

  • Are all these facts true?!

  • @PrussiaWillRiseAgain Well, I have my own pen too.

  • 15 people are jews

  • *thinks Goebbels' expression makes it THAT much funnier xD*

  • I love how the other guys join in.

  • LOLOL they tried to kill him with boring facts.

  • @ThaMuzikFiend Thanks Captain Obvious.

  • @Strixlord you are very welcome Soldier (many people have stated what has been said in the video at least a million times which makes me one of them). hopefully i didn't offend you. if yes. then blame Fegelein.

  • @ThaMuzikFiend Nah, don't worry. I don't get offended so easily ^^

  • @Schneider10101 - it's dangerous to be fascinated by Hitler - with Speer's architecture and stage-setting (Nuremberg Rallies, Cathedral of Light) and Goebbels' propaganda, a Riefenstahl film is the first massive "party political broadcast" whose spin diverts us from the evil. Hitler used to receive fan mail from women like Justin Bieber does now. The photos of him with animals and children in Germany, never in Britain, where he was a useless comic character - early parody!

  • "This attempted assassination attempt has failed." HAHAH

  • Bananas are very difficult to grow in Canada, which has nothing to do with nibbling beavers trolol lol

  • @Schneider10101 the audio clip was a tape discovered in the archives of Finnish broadcaster YLE made when Hitler visited Finland on 4 June 1942 for the 75th birthday of Finnish Commander in Chief Marshal Mannerheim - the only recording (11 minutes) of Hitler talking off-guard. See mobilecheese's watch?v=t_Xf3l7RjBk - it sounds just like Downfall Hitler. And Bruno Ganz studied it assiduously only for his performance to become a meme!

  • Man, trying to eat during this was a big mistake.

  • "This assassination attempt has failed" ROFL

  • Damn vacuums!

  • The best thing was watching Hitler's dissapointed face XD.

  • There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sands on earth: the newest estimates gained by the Hubble space telescope places the estimate of 500 billion Galaxies each with about 300 billion stars for each galaxy.

  • Where do all these clips come from???

  • @thevindicaresbrother Der untergang

  • I too own my own pen.

  • @snappy452 Bahah! Were have I heard that before?

  • Real History wins.

    watch?v=uJwBxlvGrZc

  • These Der Untergang parodies all over the place are too annoying. That does not look like Hitler and in person he was a very calm and nice man. Not like "Fegelein! Fegelein!"

  • @Goetterdaemmerung7 You're starting to sound like a nazi. Hitler did have some kind of disorder, ADHD or something similar. and he was the son of his fathers cousin or something like that..

  • @StealthTroops He had Parkinson's or so it's speculated.

  • I coughed up blood from laughing so hard.

  • alexandra maria lara is so beautifull

  • Strange but true: Hitler - the real Hitler - used to do exactly this to others. He had a vast memory for minutiae and enjoyed tormenting his generals and confidantes with it.

  • You need to just make a whole movie of this. Seriously. Redo the whole movie as a parody. I hate people who say vote up, but vote up if you agree.

  • @langevinrox It's been done a few times. One of them is Vzorkic's April Fool's Day

  • The ending was the best!

  • I think Goebbels is quite pleased with this facts,by the look of his face.Bu then again,with his face,what can be boring?

  • Fegelein make 14 accounts and dislike this movie.. FEGELEIN!!!

  • 14 people were entertained by the boring facts.

  • @EliteLoneWolf7

    Actually 14 people didn't find this video entertaining at all so they clicked the dislike button.

    Jesus. -_-

  • @EliteLoneWolf7 actually 14 people thought this video was boring and not funny......... I laughed my head off!!!!

  • the facts were not boring

  • 0:44 where is it acceptable?!

  • LMAO, wrong kind of of vacuum LMAO!!!

  • my stomach hurts like crap

  • Brilliaiant

  • Hitler Should have used Bing.

  • keep presing 5 xD Shise xd

  • Oh my god, hahah, I loved this one so much! xD

  • keep tapping 7

  • too priceless!

  • Better luck next time, Fegelein.

  • lol Hitler at 0:50 is like "what the fuck?"

  • XDDDDD

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAH omg those boring facts ! Wow i learned a lot watching these hitlers rants :D

  • Gently cradling a strangers testicles is not an acceptable greeting in the EU. ROFL!

  • @sarcasticgrunt01 not in western europe anyway, bulgaria ........well

  • @sarcasticgrunt01 Due to laws and human rights, I'm pretty sure you have them too.

  • @Luxai LOLno. =)

  • @sarcasticgrunt01 What a strange person.

  • @Luxai Your point?

  • @sarcasticgrunt01 That you're a strange person and that your point is lost on me.

  • @Luxai Strange > normal.

    Get it now? =)

  • @sarcasticgrunt01 Depends on strange in what way.

  • 13 people like Fegelein

  • @gravelly96 We all do like him :p

  • @gravelly96 We all do :p

  • 1:18 "i swear you to god if i hear another fact im going to bust your fucking ass cap

  • I just love how Hitler is completely flipping out over such unimportant nonsense. It reminds me of my boss. Maybe thats why I love these Hitler parodies so much.

  • I love how Hilter treats the boring facts as a failed assassination attempt. XD

  • Those were some fascinating facts lol good vid. where can i get this clip without subs??

  • However serious this movie was, it can and will never be taken seriously again. It is now a comedy.

  • holy crap its Richtofen's brother!

  • Some boring facts XD

  • "Damn vacuums!" hahahaha!

  • 'Gently cradling a stranger's testicles is not an accepted greeting in the EU'

    But...that's always the way we did it back home!

  • boring fact: "chickens can't fly"

  • 13 people didnt like the facts

  • Fucking brilliant.

  • "This attempted assassination attempt has failed."

    So they were attempting to attempt an assassination?

  • @Desregaurd lol

  • THOSE FACTS ARE SO DAMN BORING!!! ...ROFL.

  • The next Hitler rant: his own dog.

  • Whoever is making these scripts is genius!

  • I laughed so hard I choked and cried!

  • this one is awesome good work keep it up

  • at 0:16 it looked like he was just about to shit his pants xD

  • lol 1:16 "I never knew that" then how'd u say that

  • I would be pissed if I heard those stupid boring facts LOL

  • Lol they always get hitler. Only Hitler doesn't realize they piss him off xD

  • "I own my own pen"

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • I wonder who else can be bored out by those boring facts besides Hitler? Who else is gonna remember that peanuts are not nuts or that bananas are very difficult to grow in Canada? Yet I find the facts funny and laughed at them!

  • If you didn't have knees,you wouldn't be able to sit down

    Well, No Shit Sherlock!

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  • 1:17 to 1:21 is just epix.

  • 1:17 to 1:21 is just epic.

  • lol fegeleins murder attempt failed...

  • very good!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA keep clicking on 1:49 it sounds like he's screaming "JEW!"

  • that was a gem!

  • rofl

  • "gently cradling someones testicles is not a greeting anywhere in the EU." XD ROFLMAO!!!!

  • I laugh to death whenever I watch this one XD

  • @Schneider10101

    Oh I understand that perfectly, and it's true. People always imaging Hitler yelling, when he really only did that during speeches(and not even most of the speeches). Though in Downfall, he only freaks out like this in a few scenes.

  • What movie are alll these videos from? I wanna watch it.

  • @CyberNinjaDestroyer downfall